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dinglebell14 lol i love this !

Mrs-Grint Hell yeah!

alicecullen327 GO HARRY! -insert fangirl scream her- HAHA lol. Naww I'm not a Harry fangirl either! but he's LOADS better, yeah.

Mrs-Grint ^^^ TOTAL AGREEMENT!!

kayleebabee yaaaaaa

newmixgirl love you Harry!

teamjacob WHOO!

Bookaholics Much as I love HP........ there are Harry fangirls?

snoznoodle We <3 Harry! He may not be a Sparkly DREEEM BOat lik EDDIEKINS but we luvs him!

1-2vampire HARRY TELL YUR CASTING PPL TO ANSWER MY LETTER!!!!!! (seriously i wanna be in the new movie)

katana64 harry is definitely more epic than edward

Bellatrix-Black No Harry, WE NEVER LEFT YOU!

HecateA ^ what else can I say?

GaJunia I'm not Harry fangirl but if I have to choose between Harry and sparkling vampire my choise is obvious :P HARRY HARRY HARRY!

DraculaPWNS I cried of happiness when I remembered that Draco doesn`t die in Deathly Hallows. If he did, I think I would`ve had to destroy the planet.

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How I became an Anti: MCRTS

posted by MCRTS

There are tons of anti stories out there, and mine is probably no different than yours. (If you, are, of course, an Anti.) However, it all started out the very giorno I picked up the book Twilight...

I heard many commenti about Twilight, how wonderful the series was, and how wonderful Edward and Bella's Amore was. As usual, I resisted. But my friends, who were all Twilight fans, kept insisting that I read the most amazing book in the history of books. So I'm like, "Hey! I missed out on Harry Potter-(I only read Harry Potter when I was nine, when I could have read it when I was seven, all because...

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An open letter from Edward to antis

posted by Asvini

The following is a letter from Edward to our CAT members who dislike him. o a joke quickly written da me because it's been ages since I postato here. Either way, it's not meant to offend pros o antis.

Dear antis,
So, I hear te hate me. Ouch. Being the emo....uh, I mean the sensitive flower...no, wait, the in-touch-with-his-emotions-in-a-not-girly-way, hey-shut-up! guy I am, my initial reaction was to kill myself. That's right, in one of my trademark, straight inoltrare, avanti suicide plans I was going to cover myself in honey, mail a note to the volturi threatening to poke them in the eye if they didn't...

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Don't Watch the Film First

posted by Mephadowfangirl

Well, I'm a Twilight fan, but I like to be critical of the series anyways. But recently, I discovered that a lot of the Twi-hater fanbase (or hatebase?) has been consisted of mostly people who have only seen the movies, and I instantly saw how there were so many Twi-haters.

Let me just start off da saying that the movie sucks a**, and I'm being NICE! The recitazione is terrible, they cut out about half the book and completely interpreted the book in all the wrong ways, the script sounded like it had been written da a five anno old, and the actors portrayed the characters so poorly, I almost became...

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The Results of the Story Time Game...

posted by renrae

If te have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into articolo forum thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One giorno Bella fell over while being chased da Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and detto - "Edward, what are te doing? te know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...

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IS SM into brain-washing?

posted by kayleebabee

Is it just me o is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. successivo she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack te rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes te guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear oro contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade o mirtillo rosso succo, succo di frutta (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when te are screaming it at his...

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What were Edward's Reasons for Leaving Bella in New Moon?

posted by mandapanda

I postato this a couple other spots, but I would really like to know anti-twilight/neutral fan opinions. I sort of ranted on the subject, but I think my intent is pretty clear. I'd Amore to read commenti if te have any, o te can just skip this articolo :)

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of Amore and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of domande and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better...

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How Twilight could have been Great.

posted by TDDD

I don't like Twilight. I find the characters shallow; the plot boring and cliche; and the hidden messages frightening. But in the hands of another autore - someone who wouldn't let their religious upbringing, their misogynistic views, and their twisted romantic ideals colour the story - it could have been really fantastic.

First off, the grammar would have to be fixed. The purple prose minimised and the complessivamente, generale Scrivere polished up.

Next the characters would have to be made realistic, their actions have an effect on the plot, and their history an effect on them.

Take Rosalie, for example. If Rosalie's...

Is it really that hard to explain?

posted by RonGetYourWand

There are some core things about the mythical creatures I wish Meyer would have dato an actual explaination for:

Vampires

1. Turning into bats

She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.

2. Sleeping in a coffin

How about that having something to do with them faking their own death o something?

3. Lack of Fangs

An evolution over time to adapt.

4. Sunlight

Related to the fact Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. are considered to be connected to the devil.

Werewolves

1. Full-Moon

They meet at the full-moon.

2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the Lupi have this)

It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.

3. Pack- Mind

Evolved trait o even a gift from the spirits.

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The Success Of Twilight Versus The Failure of The Subtle coltello

posted by Cinders

Despite whatever impressions te may have garnered from the titolo of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....

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The 6 stupidest things I wondered when Leggere Twilight

posted by Asvini

I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when Leggere Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think te can call yourself a vegetarian if te don't eat things like people o those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people Leggere the libri also thought (well, maybe not specifically...

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They say the full-moon drives us all a little mad...

posted by HecateA

*I'll have mentions to actual licantropi stories in here, so be ready for that

Even before Jacob and palls were called 'shapeshifters' (I'll get back to te on that, I am not letting go), we should have known they couldn't be. And here's why.

First off: the origin o werewolves.

In the anno 60, 70 people started believing in werewolf lore. The oldest myth I know about this is Ancient Greek, Lycaon.

Lycaon invited the king-god Zeus to dinner, but he was unsure if it really was him, so he decided to serve Zeus human meat. Turns out, it was Zeus. And Zeus was ticked. So he killed Lycaon' 50 sons...

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O Tempora o mores

posted by Aquilia

O Tempora o Mores
Oh the times, oh the customs

This articolo is an appeal to all Twilight fan out there, I invite te all to think over your good and bad actions here on fanpop and contemplate them.

I have seen and compared examples of the appearances of the fandoms Harry Potter and respectively Twilight when criticism appear in each other’s sites on fanpop and I am astounded da the comparatively aggressive tone the Twilight fan carried when they respond to the detto criticism.

Compare the responses of: link

And: link ;

Notes are to be made that both internet addresses were found da searching...

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Heres the REAL reason why Jacob never answered Bella's calls.

posted by zanesaaomgfan

Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The successivo day.

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The giorno after that:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen o my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!

[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You ha rubato, stola this!'].

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A short summary of Twilight IMHO.

posted by RobynPotter

{i did not write this myself, but i found it ridiculously funny and thought it needed to be postato here}

Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in...

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Twilight brings out the inner stupid in me & I actually ♥ it. I think.

posted by rachaelwsz

There are 5 things te need to know-

This articolo is basically:
1. My story on how I got sucked into the Twilight Universe.
2. My life story on how Twilight has changed me. A lot.
3. A rant on why I like and hate about the series.
4. A confession on why I can't seem to get over with hating and loving it.
5. An opinion about how my life could have been without Twilight.

WARNING: Overall, this articolo is about... why I think Twilight isn't that 'bad' after all. It's going to be lengthy. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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This had me wondering for a while and to...

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Twilight Jokes

posted by nessienjake

Created:~Alice~

Q: What to Edward and a Natale albero have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.

Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what te are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!

Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much te mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: te know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.

Q: How do te kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her libri and wait for two minutes.

Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward te suck!!!!

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Curing Involuntarily Twilight association

posted by Asvini

Whether te hate Twilight so much it fills te with a burning rage so powerful it's full extent can only be expressed through the medium of interpretive dance, o Amore it so much te plan to sail out to international waters to avoid those pesky laws that prevent te from marrying a book, o perhaps even exist in the non crazy middleground between the two, overexposure can be a pain. Especially when it gets to the level where suddenly everything becomes linked to Twilight. te hear the name 'Edward', te think 'Cullen', the word 'sparkles' te think 'vampire', the words 'howler monkey' te think...

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What Twilight Has Brought Onto The World

posted by OneFoggyNight

Yes, it's true, everyone! Twilight has changed our world in several ways!!

No longer are streets near movie theaters and bookstores safe! I haven't seen even one free from screaming fangirls (and yes, screaming fanboys) when the new Film come out and even after it's all been done for about a mese o so. Yeah, there are still girls running around in "I <3 guys that sparkle" t-shirts carring on about how great the twilight movie was at the movie theater in my town.

The world now has fewer trees than ever before, just because there where over millions of pieces of paper used for the twilight...

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imterveiw with a twihard

posted by kayleebabee

this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.

Me: why do te think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her risposte sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually detto was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that cagna bella is his...

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random little rant on Bella.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

Bella Sawn.... Hmmm.

If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 minuti go by, and his aloud to hold her again.

They say te dont choose love, Amore choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to Amore them back?

In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand o get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out lol even though i have so much più i would like to let out.