The successivo morning when Lisa gets out of her dorm to have a shower, she stumbles upon him and falls to the floor. ‘What the hell...’ She looks at him angrily. ‘What are te doing sleeping here?’
‘Ssssh, shhhhh, ssshhhhhhhhh!!’ Whispers Greg because of the hangover. ‘Why do te need to make so much noise?’
‘When I told te to go to sleep, I meant to your dorm, not here.’
‘This was closer...’ He tries to stand up and Lisa helps him.
‘Oh... te look horrible...’
‘Oh no... I can't go to class with this look!!’ He bites his fist mocking at her. ‘I'd better take a shower!’ House pushes her to get into the bathroom before she can do it.
‘Hey, don't! Stop! I was going there now.’
‘Bad luck, te should've been quicker.’ He locks the door and Lisa gasps.
‘Oh! Get out! I'm in a hurry, te don’t care about going to class on time but I do.’
‘If you're willing to share the bathtub the door is open.’
She chuckles. ‘With you? NEVER! Keep dreaming...’
‘Then you'll have to wait until I've finished... o go to class without having a shower.’
‘You’re a jerk, te know? te have 5 minutes...’
After ten minuti he’s still in there and Cuddy knocks the door. ‘Greg, get out now! I’m late...’
‘I can't have a proper doccia in 5 minutes!!’
‘You’re not going to a date, you’re going to class...’ She looks at her watch. ‘Damn it...’ Lisa takes her hair in a ponytail and goes to his room to look for the keys of his moto o his car. ‘You wanna play, let’s play. If I’m late you’re late too.’ Finally she finds them and goes to the campus.
When House gets out of the bathroom notices she’s not there anymore. He gets dressed and when he’s ready, goes to look for his motorbike keys but he can’t find them. ‘What the hell...’ After putting the room upside down he has to take a bus to get there, but anyway he is late for his first class.
After his morning classes House goes out and tries to find her. When he finally does, shouts immediately. ‘Where the fuck did te put my keys??’
Lisa is talking with some new Friends and turns to look at him. ‘Since when is it my fault you're a mess?’
‘No, no, no... don't play games with me. I know te took them 'cause I didn't allow te to use the bathroom.’
‘Greg, it’s your problem. Bye bye, leave me alone.’
He keeps trying to screw with her in front of her friends. ‘Uh!! I know!! You're furious 'cause te couldn't share the bathtub with me!!’
‘Believe me, that’s the last thing I would do with you. And if you're trying to annoy me you're not getting it.’
‘You wanna play? Okay... let's play.’ He turns and walks away. Cuddy shouts so he can hear her.
‘You don't know with who you're playing.’
‘No, te don't know!’
When she finishes her last class, goes to their residence. ‘Greg? Are te here?’
‘No, I’m not!’
He’s lying on the couch. She rolls her eyes and goes to her room, but can’t open the door. She keeps trying holding the doorknob with both hands, she still can’t and goes to the living room. ‘What the hell have te done?’
‘Me? What are te talking about?’
‘I’m not kidding. What have te done to my door?’
‘Maybe it's has been due to the universe order.’
‘This is not funny. Give me the key.’
He is enjoying the moment. ‘Which key? I don't have any key. Try to go in through the window.’
‘I have a exam in two days and the libri are in my dorm, and my clothes and everything. I’m serious open the damn door.’
‘I just bought the lock not the fucking keys!!’
‘You're an...’
He can’t see her, but Cuddy makes a gesture to strangle him, then goes to the cucina to call a locksmith. Five minuti later she comes back to the living room and he keeps on watching TV. ‘There isn’t any locksmith who can come today. As soon they can come is tomorrow morning... I'm going out to lunch with my friends, when I come back, I wanna see my door open.’
‘Hahaha. You'd better pray to God if te wanna have a miracle. I can't open it.’
She approaches and stares at him angry. ‘Look, I don't care what te do, I don't care who te call, I don't care, just open that door.’ Then she takes her keys and goes out.
‘God, that was scary. I think I've peed in my pants.’ He shrugs his shoulders and keeps on watching TV.
Hours later, Cuddy doesn’t just have lunch, she stays with her Friends until cena time and finally goes back home.
Greg is Leggere a book on his letto when she arrives. Lisa goes straight to her down and tries to open the door, but it still closed. She takes a deep breath and opens his door.
‘The key, now. Please.’
‘I told te I don't have it, how many times do I have to say it?’
‘Okay, then I’ll sleep here. te can go to the living room o your lovely bathtub if te want.’
‘Here? Ha! This is my dorm!! My, implies that is not yours. Sorry!’
‘Yes, but it’s your fault that I don’t have my dorm now, and I’m not gonna sleep on a divano because you’re a paranoid who has Lost his keys.’
‘I'm pretty sure of the place where I leave my keys. And if I can't use my bike te can't use your things. It's simple. When I get my keys back, you'll get yours.’
‘Yeah and if your keys are in my dorm?’
He frowns. ‘Are they? Prove my keys are in your dorm and I'll open the door.’
‘Are te an idiot? How do te want me to prove that? Open the door and get your damn keys o I’ll sleep here and you’ll sleep on the couch.’
‘If my keys are not there...’
House stands up and goes in front of her dorm’s door. He starts pushing it very hard with his shoulder and Lisa looks at him. He keeps pushing the door harder and harder and finally breaks the lock and falls to the ground.
‘Thank you. te can get out now.’ She goes into the room and he stands up looking at her.
‘Where are my keys?’
‘In their place.’
‘Where's their place? They weren't in their proper place when I wanted to take them.’
‘I’ve just put them in the place te normally have them.’
He stares at her and kills her with that look, then goes to his dorm and notices she detto the truth. ‘Good.’
‘Good night incredolous...’ She closes her door. ‘And I don't want any nocturnal trip to my dorm now that I can't lock it.’
‘Hmmm... I don't know if I can stand it. Are te sure your letto isn't too big for you?’
‘Totally. I think I will survive.’ She goes to the bathroom to have a shower. minuti later she puts on her pajamas and goes to her dorm to read for a while. House shouts from his dorm.
‘Thank God te had a shower. te were starting to stink!!’
She rolls her eyes. ‘Good night. I’m not gonna argue with you. There’s a bacheca between us and you’re deserve that I yell at you.’
‘You rather I go there with te so we can argue together?’
‘I don’t wanna argue with te now.’
‘Okay... I get it... what about in 10 minutes?’
‘Hmm let me think... what about never? I need to sleep. Tomorrow I have to study a lot and te should do the same.’
‘Sleep o study?’
‘Both.’
‘Uh... well, I'll see what I can do...’
successivo morning Lisa wakes up early, has a doccia and goes to università without telling him anything. When he gets up, has his doccia and gets dressed, takes his moto’s keys but when he goes to look for it he can’t find it. ‘Oh shit, and now what? I have the keys but not the moto... You'll soon find out what's what!!’ Greg goes da bus and gets late again to his first class.
Lisa’s first class ends and she’s lying on the erba with two Friends to go over their notes, then she sees a familiar face coming towards them. House stands in front of her and speaks slowly. ‘Where did te leave my moto?’
Cuddy pretends a surprised face and puts her hand on her chest. ‘Me???’
‘You o any other of your terrorist friends!!’
‘You don't know where te park? te are still young to have Alzheimer.’
‘Oh come off it!!! I'm not stupid I know where I park my moto and it wasn't where I parked it. te moved it while te had my keys!!’
‘Smart boy... Have te deducted on your own? Sherlock Holmes would be jealous of you.’
He chuckles. ‘Are te being ironic? Come on, I created irony!!! Now tell me where is my fucking moto!!??’
‘Parked somewhere in Michigan. Look, we come to an agreement. As te have behaved fairly well last night, I'll go with te to get your moto after classes. Okay?’
‘Yeah, and after that I will run over te with my motorcycle over and over again!!!’
‘Okay, as te like. I won't tell te where the bike is. I calculate te will find it in... a couple of months at least.’
‘Ha!! Very funny. If te don't tell me after class I'll kill you. Slowly and painfully. I know how to kill someone with my thumb.’
‘And who doesn’t? If te threaten me again is me who will kill te slowly and painfully.’
‘Touch me and it will be the last thing te do!!’
‘Is that a threat? Look, I'm trembling!!’
‘I don't find it strange, I'm very frightening!!’ He goes. ‘At the end of class!!’
When his classes end, he goes to meet her at the end of her class. ‘Well, well, well, where's my baby, moto’s kidnapper?’
‘We have to walk... te can walk, don’t you? o te have to go always have to go on your precious motorcycle.’
‘Are te gonna kidnap my legs too? 'Cause... in that case...’
‘No, shut up and let's go’ She starts walking and he follows her leaving a small distance. After almost half an ora they get into an abandoned box auto, garage that is very dark. ‘Your sweetheart is there, in that corner.’
‘You twisted witch!! te brought my moto here!!’
‘Yes, and I brought te here too, now can we go home?’
‘We? I'm going home. I don't know what you're gonna do. Actually “know” isn't the correct verb, I meant I don't care what you're gonna do.’
She stares at him serious. ‘I brought te here, te can’t go home and leave me here.’
‘Are te sure?’ He smiles widely and sits on his moto without starting the engine.
‘Greg, please.’ Okay, now she’s a bit scared and keeps staring at him serious. He smiles and starts the engine.
‘Have a nice walk!’
‘No! Greeeg! Please!! GREG!!’ She stands and sees him walking away with his motorbike. Lisa gasps and starts walking in silence. He’s the biggest jerk she has ever met, but Lisa is not less than Greg when she deals with him. After a few meters he smiles and stops. Cuddy looks up and walks towards him. House waits and folds his arms until she’s successivo to him.
‘Come on, climb in.’
‘Thank you.’ Lisa nods and does what he says. He starts it again and to go to their residence.
To be continued...
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‘Ssssh, shhhhh, ssshhhhhhhhh!!’ Whispers Greg because of the hangover. ‘Why do te need to make so much noise?’
‘When I told te to go to sleep, I meant to your dorm, not here.’
‘This was closer...’ He tries to stand up and Lisa helps him.
‘Oh... te look horrible...’
‘Oh no... I can't go to class with this look!!’ He bites his fist mocking at her. ‘I'd better take a shower!’ House pushes her to get into the bathroom before she can do it.
‘Hey, don't! Stop! I was going there now.’
‘Bad luck, te should've been quicker.’ He locks the door and Lisa gasps.
‘Oh! Get out! I'm in a hurry, te don’t care about going to class on time but I do.’
‘If you're willing to share the bathtub the door is open.’
She chuckles. ‘With you? NEVER! Keep dreaming...’
‘Then you'll have to wait until I've finished... o go to class without having a shower.’
‘You’re a jerk, te know? te have 5 minutes...’
After ten minuti he’s still in there and Cuddy knocks the door. ‘Greg, get out now! I’m late...’
‘I can't have a proper doccia in 5 minutes!!’
‘You’re not going to a date, you’re going to class...’ She looks at her watch. ‘Damn it...’ Lisa takes her hair in a ponytail and goes to his room to look for the keys of his moto o his car. ‘You wanna play, let’s play. If I’m late you’re late too.’ Finally she finds them and goes to the campus.
When House gets out of the bathroom notices she’s not there anymore. He gets dressed and when he’s ready, goes to look for his motorbike keys but he can’t find them. ‘What the hell...’ After putting the room upside down he has to take a bus to get there, but anyway he is late for his first class.
After his morning classes House goes out and tries to find her. When he finally does, shouts immediately. ‘Where the fuck did te put my keys??’
Lisa is talking with some new Friends and turns to look at him. ‘Since when is it my fault you're a mess?’
‘No, no, no... don't play games with me. I know te took them 'cause I didn't allow te to use the bathroom.’
‘Greg, it’s your problem. Bye bye, leave me alone.’
He keeps trying to screw with her in front of her friends. ‘Uh!! I know!! You're furious 'cause te couldn't share the bathtub with me!!’
‘Believe me, that’s the last thing I would do with you. And if you're trying to annoy me you're not getting it.’
‘You wanna play? Okay... let's play.’ He turns and walks away. Cuddy shouts so he can hear her.
‘You don't know with who you're playing.’
‘No, te don't know!’
When she finishes her last class, goes to their residence. ‘Greg? Are te here?’
‘No, I’m not!’
He’s lying on the couch. She rolls her eyes and goes to her room, but can’t open the door. She keeps trying holding the doorknob with both hands, she still can’t and goes to the living room. ‘What the hell have te done?’
‘Me? What are te talking about?’
‘I’m not kidding. What have te done to my door?’
‘Maybe it's has been due to the universe order.’
‘This is not funny. Give me the key.’
He is enjoying the moment. ‘Which key? I don't have any key. Try to go in through the window.’
‘I have a exam in two days and the libri are in my dorm, and my clothes and everything. I’m serious open the damn door.’
‘I just bought the lock not the fucking keys!!’
‘You're an...’
He can’t see her, but Cuddy makes a gesture to strangle him, then goes to the cucina to call a locksmith. Five minuti later she comes back to the living room and he keeps on watching TV. ‘There isn’t any locksmith who can come today. As soon they can come is tomorrow morning... I'm going out to lunch with my friends, when I come back, I wanna see my door open.’
‘Hahaha. You'd better pray to God if te wanna have a miracle. I can't open it.’
She approaches and stares at him angry. ‘Look, I don't care what te do, I don't care who te call, I don't care, just open that door.’ Then she takes her keys and goes out.
‘God, that was scary. I think I've peed in my pants.’ He shrugs his shoulders and keeps on watching TV.
Hours later, Cuddy doesn’t just have lunch, she stays with her Friends until cena time and finally goes back home.
Greg is Leggere a book on his letto when she arrives. Lisa goes straight to her down and tries to open the door, but it still closed. She takes a deep breath and opens his door.
‘The key, now. Please.’
‘I told te I don't have it, how many times do I have to say it?’
‘Okay, then I’ll sleep here. te can go to the living room o your lovely bathtub if te want.’
‘Here? Ha! This is my dorm!! My, implies that is not yours. Sorry!’
‘Yes, but it’s your fault that I don’t have my dorm now, and I’m not gonna sleep on a divano because you’re a paranoid who has Lost his keys.’
‘I'm pretty sure of the place where I leave my keys. And if I can't use my bike te can't use your things. It's simple. When I get my keys back, you'll get yours.’
‘Yeah and if your keys are in my dorm?’
He frowns. ‘Are they? Prove my keys are in your dorm and I'll open the door.’
‘Are te an idiot? How do te want me to prove that? Open the door and get your damn keys o I’ll sleep here and you’ll sleep on the couch.’
‘If my keys are not there...’
House stands up and goes in front of her dorm’s door. He starts pushing it very hard with his shoulder and Lisa looks at him. He keeps pushing the door harder and harder and finally breaks the lock and falls to the ground.
‘Thank you. te can get out now.’ She goes into the room and he stands up looking at her.
‘Where are my keys?’
‘In their place.’
‘Where's their place? They weren't in their proper place when I wanted to take them.’
‘I’ve just put them in the place te normally have them.’
He stares at her and kills her with that look, then goes to his dorm and notices she detto the truth. ‘Good.’
‘Good night incredolous...’ She closes her door. ‘And I don't want any nocturnal trip to my dorm now that I can't lock it.’
‘Hmmm... I don't know if I can stand it. Are te sure your letto isn't too big for you?’
‘Totally. I think I will survive.’ She goes to the bathroom to have a shower. minuti later she puts on her pajamas and goes to her dorm to read for a while. House shouts from his dorm.
‘Thank God te had a shower. te were starting to stink!!’
She rolls her eyes. ‘Good night. I’m not gonna argue with you. There’s a bacheca between us and you’re deserve that I yell at you.’
‘You rather I go there with te so we can argue together?’
‘I don’t wanna argue with te now.’
‘Okay... I get it... what about in 10 minutes?’
‘Hmm let me think... what about never? I need to sleep. Tomorrow I have to study a lot and te should do the same.’
‘Sleep o study?’
‘Both.’
‘Uh... well, I'll see what I can do...’
successivo morning Lisa wakes up early, has a doccia and goes to università without telling him anything. When he gets up, has his doccia and gets dressed, takes his moto’s keys but when he goes to look for it he can’t find it. ‘Oh shit, and now what? I have the keys but not the moto... You'll soon find out what's what!!’ Greg goes da bus and gets late again to his first class.
Lisa’s first class ends and she’s lying on the erba with two Friends to go over their notes, then she sees a familiar face coming towards them. House stands in front of her and speaks slowly. ‘Where did te leave my moto?’
Cuddy pretends a surprised face and puts her hand on her chest. ‘Me???’
‘You o any other of your terrorist friends!!’
‘You don't know where te park? te are still young to have Alzheimer.’
‘Oh come off it!!! I'm not stupid I know where I park my moto and it wasn't where I parked it. te moved it while te had my keys!!’
‘Smart boy... Have te deducted on your own? Sherlock Holmes would be jealous of you.’
He chuckles. ‘Are te being ironic? Come on, I created irony!!! Now tell me where is my fucking moto!!??’
‘Parked somewhere in Michigan. Look, we come to an agreement. As te have behaved fairly well last night, I'll go with te to get your moto after classes. Okay?’
‘Yeah, and after that I will run over te with my motorcycle over and over again!!!’
‘Okay, as te like. I won't tell te where the bike is. I calculate te will find it in... a couple of months at least.’
‘Ha!! Very funny. If te don't tell me after class I'll kill you. Slowly and painfully. I know how to kill someone with my thumb.’
‘And who doesn’t? If te threaten me again is me who will kill te slowly and painfully.’
‘Touch me and it will be the last thing te do!!’
‘Is that a threat? Look, I'm trembling!!’
‘I don't find it strange, I'm very frightening!!’ He goes. ‘At the end of class!!’
When his classes end, he goes to meet her at the end of her class. ‘Well, well, well, where's my baby, moto’s kidnapper?’
‘We have to walk... te can walk, don’t you? o te have to go always have to go on your precious motorcycle.’
‘Are te gonna kidnap my legs too? 'Cause... in that case...’
‘No, shut up and let's go’ She starts walking and he follows her leaving a small distance. After almost half an ora they get into an abandoned box auto, garage that is very dark. ‘Your sweetheart is there, in that corner.’
‘You twisted witch!! te brought my moto here!!’
‘Yes, and I brought te here too, now can we go home?’
‘We? I'm going home. I don't know what you're gonna do. Actually “know” isn't the correct verb, I meant I don't care what you're gonna do.’
She stares at him serious. ‘I brought te here, te can’t go home and leave me here.’
‘Are te sure?’ He smiles widely and sits on his moto without starting the engine.
‘Greg, please.’ Okay, now she’s a bit scared and keeps staring at him serious. He smiles and starts the engine.
‘Have a nice walk!’
‘No! Greeeg! Please!! GREG!!’ She stands and sees him walking away with his motorbike. Lisa gasps and starts walking in silence. He’s the biggest jerk she has ever met, but Lisa is not less than Greg when she deals with him. After a few meters he smiles and stops. Cuddy looks up and walks towards him. House waits and folds his arms until she’s successivo to him.
‘Come on, climb in.’
‘Thank you.’ Lisa nods and does what he says. He starts it again and to go to their residence.
To be continued...
Irene3691 ~ SandraCH91 ~ diego27rg
