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You Can't Always Get What You Want
Anyone who watches House M.D. on a regular basis will have da now picked up on two phrases that seem to be the slogans of the show: “Everybody Lies” and “You Can't Always Get What te Want.” The first slogan of the show, “Everybody Lies”, seems to be House's philosophy about people. Knowing that Dr. House is the antisocial, misanthrope and very miserable person that he is, this statement which he utters frequently, very nicely sums up the entire view House has for humanity. He finds them un-useful, un-trustworthy and not worthy of spending time with because you'll never get the...
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House Season 1 Episode 19: Kids

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At a swim meet, a 12-year old diver, Mary, goes onto the board and makes her dive, but when she comes up one of the bystanders has collapsed. At Cameron's apartment, House pays a visit to ask her back but she refuses. Before they can get into it further, House is paged – there's an outbreak at the clinic. He returns to find the place crowded with patients and doctors – Cuddy suspect meningitis at the pool center and dragoons him into service. Mary has a rash and a sore neck, and her parents are out of town. House suspects something and brings Foreman...
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House Season 1 Episode 18: bambini and Bathwater

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A couple are driving through the streets and the pregnant wife is driving her drunk husband. The woman temporarily blacks out and they barely manage to avoid a car wreck. The police mostra up and think she's drunk as she begins to act woozy. Then collapses.

Foreman is checking up on the couple and her brain tests prove negative but her kidney and liver look odd – she's only 28 weeks pregnant. House is indulging in a dream about Vogler when Foreman brings him the news. House in turn gives them the news that Cameron has quit. When Chase...
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I was just watching some clips from season 2 and mostly 3 and I really enjoyed them.
And I already new that but now I know it more!
I miss the old team!
I miss Cameron's Poor Dead Husbands issues!
I miss Chase's daddy and fat issues!And his hair!(yum!)
I miss foremans eye-rolling when Cameron was being ethical!
I missed all that!
I want the old team back!
The new team hasn't really grew on me now...
I mean 13 has grew on me but foreteen really is ruining her for me and I really don't care about Taub.
And ok Kutner is super hot and funny but he is just not enought.
When are they going to bring the old team back?
I really want to cause if they don't I have this weird fear that 13 is gonna end up baciare house as every female on the show!
I think that the new team experience was ok and fun to watch but now its time to go back to the basics and brink the old cottages back!

Do te agree?Say in the comments!
“If te want to change your life, do something, don’t believe your rationalizations, lock yourself up, and pretend you’re happy.”


A very profound statement laced with irony. I had started Scrivere this articolo as a review on this week’s House episode, “The Itch” but upon Scrivere it I stumbled upon something I much preferred to write about. Now I realize this whole thought pattern I have here might be me Leggere far too much into a TV show, o maybe my very in-depth study of Dubliners (James Joyce) in English class right now, that deals with the theme of paralysis, might be to blame...
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I don't know if any of te have been watching the last episode of the Simpsons (Season 21 Episode 19) but there was a reference to House. AGAIN.

The Simpsons bought a big windmill to get the electricity from it. But the wind didn't blow continously so Bart climbed up and he propelled it with his hand. It was pretty exhausting so he asked Lisa when can he stop it. Lisa was watching TV: a man with stubble, grey hair, in front of a white board! :D
Lisa's answer was:
"Ugh, Bart, please! I'm trying to hear Dr. House's third incorrect diagnosis before his final correct diagnosis!"

That cracked me up! :D :D :D
posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 22: Honeymoon

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House is occupied balancing spoons when Stacy shows up to get her husband, who needs a check-up due to abdominal pains, infantile regression, etc. Mark claims he's under stress and doesn't need help, House isn't too enthused about checking him out, and neither gets along with the other too well. But in the middle of a crostini, pane tostato Mark collapses thanks to House drugging him to get him to the clinic.

The team go over Mark's case and House orders a battery of tests – Wilson suspects he's trying to look good for Stacy and get her back. Cameron begins to...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 21: Three Stories

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House has agreed to substitute for a sick teacher in exchange for a couple of hours off of clinic duty. Since, as Cuddy points out, House would rather hear himself talk than listen to patients, this trade was really a done deal from the moment Cuddy suggested it. House tries to talk it up to four hours off clinic duty, but Cuddy knows him too well.
As House leaves, he meets his ex-girlfriend Stacy, who wants him to examine her new husband who is having unidentified medical problems. House is reluctant to take on the case and admits he isn't sure...
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House Season 1 Episode 20: Amore Hurts

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At the clinic, an Asian boy, Harvey, is waiting to be treated while House is catching a game with a patient and discussing Cameron's return with Wilson . . . and the fact he has to take her on a date. When House comes out he (literally) runs into Harvey, who panics then has a stroke as House tries to apologize (to avoid a legal complaint).

Cameron shows up to the joy of her fellow doctors and is greeted with the new case. She immediately figures out he has a metal plate in his jaw from a prior injury, preventing a MRI. They come up with alternate...
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House Season 1 Episode 16: Heavy

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A 10-year old girl, Jessica, is at home and not feeling well as she's going off to school. That giorno while exercising she complains of chest pains and collapses. As House is forced to decide which of his staff members he will fire, Jessica's case is referred to him and he's intrigued. They begun to run tests as House drops the news to his staff, and Jessica's mother disputes that Jessica's weight is the issue. Meanwhile House meets with an overweight woman, Lucille, suffering from heartburn who refuses to believe she's pregnant despite House's claims....
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House Season 1 Episode 14: Control

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A businesswoman, Carly, is planning a business acquisition in Asia when her leg is paralyzed and she calls an abrupt end to the meeting. She comes to the clinic for treatment while Cuddy announces their new chairman of the board, Edmund Vogler, who has donated $100 million to the clinic. Vogler is big on running the clinic as a business, and naturally House catches his attention. House is equally skeptical, believing Vogler plans on using the clinic for experimentation.

The tests on Carly prove negative but she is in incredible pain. Cameron, trying...
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House Season 1 Episode 12: Sports Medicine

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Baseball player Hank Wiggen is making an anti-drug commercial and notes he himself has taken drunks. But when Wiggen winds up for a pitch, his right arm snaps and he collapses in pain.

At the clinic, Hank is undergoing treatment and the diagnosis is osteopedy – thinness of the bones. Wilson can't figure it out and calls in House, since Hank's body won't withstand the treatment he needs to pitch.. Meanwhile Foreman is going to letto with Sharon, a pharmaceutical representative. When he arrives late (with a "my car broke down" excuse), in the...
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posted by KaterinoulaLove
One of the many, many great things about House is the acerbic, flirtatious relationship between the crippled Dr. Gregory House and his boss, the Dean of Medicine Lisa Cuddy. We can only assume that having a man like House on your payroll is a constant fuoco alarm of potential malpractice lawsuits and bristling sarcasm, so it's astounding that Cuddy has managed to hold onto her sanity so long. Clad in tight pencil skirts and cleavage-revealing sweaters, Cuddy may be a little on the MILFy side for our usual tastes but age ain't nothing but a number, baby. Her and House have some sort of sexual...
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The titolo of this week’s House MD episode is “Painless” an ironic titolo for an episode that focuses solely on pain and the effects of it. The patient of the week, Jeff, uses the normal patient formula to make the doctors of Princeton Plainsboro think, but gave the viewers the added benefit of seeing House interact with a man who could potentially be his future. This episode may have been about Pain, but it also commentato quite strongly on the effects of someone’s pain on the people they love.


The revealing message of this episode took place during the pivotal scene between House and...
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this is from E!Online, although the link doesn't seem to be very accurate link

Michaela in Long Beach, Calif.: Kristin, what's coming up on House?

Remember that hostage situation I told te about? It finally happens in the Nov. 25 episode, and Jennifer Morrison (Cameron) promises it won't disappoint. "It's interesting because basically the guy who takes them hostage is sort of pitting everyone against each other to get what he wants. He's trying to get treated. te kind of feel for him, but at the same time he's putting all of these people's lives in peril." Will everyone make it out safely? "I don't get killed," she assured me. "That's all I can tell you. I'm still alive." Perfect. Now can we just see più of te on the show?
posted by housecuddy4ever
I wrote another Fanfic
I would like to thank Immunity for inspiring me. ^^
Oh there are no nuclear imaging.House broke all of the nuclear imaging.
The song I chose for the end of this episode is pretty random.I doubt it matches the ending.
I gave Chase più screen time
I think some of our preferito doctors are out of characters.
A small appearance da Wilson.
Sorry Wilson <3
Last but not least...
ENJOY IT :D




[open to a PPTH recovery room]
[8 adults,3 elders,4 teens,and 3 children are in the room]
[Recovering patient is on a hospital bed]

Kelsey(the recovering patient):You guys I'm fine!
[Kelsey smiles]
Andrea(Kelsey's...
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 Eliza Dushku as Danielle Fayle
Eliza Dushku as Danielle Fayle
This episode is between episode 9 and 10, lol.
I´m neither good at medical stuff nor at sticking true to the characters, be warned...




Episode 9 1/2 (Part 1)

(View of Wilson´s office. He is sitting at his desk, Scrivere something as a woman with a file comes in. Wilson stops Scrivere and looks up, taking a nap of his morning coffee.)

Wilson: Morning Danielle.

Danielle: Morning James.
(reads the files)
You have to talk to a patient in an hour. Ah and Mrs. Taylor annulled her appointment for tomorrow morning.

Wilson: Thank you, Danielle.

Danielle: da the way, Mr. Thompson is still complaining about the...
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House Season 1 Episode 5: Damned If te Do

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House's new patient, Sister Augustine, has hands red with boils. While her fellow nuns suspect stigmata, House suspects dermatitis brought on da an allergic reaction to dish soap. He gives her an antihistamine, suggests over-the-counter cortisone cream, and sends the good Sister on her way. Unfortunately, the antihistamine leaves Sister Augustine gasping for air. House believes it is an asthma attack caused da an allergic reaction to the pill. He notices a rapid heartbeat and calls for a nurse.

Dr. Cuddy is certain that House made a mistake...
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House Cast

* Hugh Laurie: Dr. Greg House
* Lisa Edelstein: Dr. Lisa Cuddy
* Robert Sean Leonard: Dr. James Wilson
* Jennifer Morrison: Dr. Allison Cameron
* Omar Epps: Dr. Eric Foreman
* Jesse Spencer: Dr. Robert Chase
* Peter Jacobson: Dr. Chris Taub
* Edi Gathegi: Dr. Jeffrey Cole
* Olivia Wilde: Thirteen
* Kal Penn: Dr. Lawrence Kutner

House Credits

* David Foster: Writer
* Joel Thompson: Writer
* John Mankiewicz: Writer
* Lawrence Kaplow: Writer
* Leonard Dick: Writer
* Matt Witten: Writer
* Michael R. Perry: Writer
* Pamela Davis: Writer
* Sara B. Cooper: Writer
* Sara Hess: Writer
* Thomas...
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Legacy Games has just postato a free House, M.D. flash game (with NBC approval) for fans. It's online here: link.

Here's the official description: help the surly Dr. House break through his mental block. How do te do this? Well, da using the paddle to careful break up light bulbs and hit on good ideas. It's tough! Sort of like playing pong...in House's brain...which does make me curious about the rest of the game.