1. te sit in front of the Televisione watching a mostra te hate for hours just waiting to see the advert for the successivo episode is on.
2. te scream every time te see the advert.
3. When te see a [H]ouse DVD at the shops te run towards it even though te have it at home.
4. te manage to turn every conversation into one about [H]ouse.
5. Every time te see the word [H]ouse te scream.
6. te go to the hospital in hope to see o meet a doctor with the same name as someone on [H]ouse.
7. te know the titolo of every episode in order da heart.
8. te know the diagnosis at the end of every episode.
9. te have every song that has ever been on [H]ouse on your iPod/Mp3/Mp4
10. te watch [H]ouse on the internet for hours, no matter how bad the picture and sound quality is.
11. te sit in front of the computer at 11pm making a lista of how te know your obsessed.
12. Every time te write [H]ouse te put [ ] around the ‘H’ and underline the ‘ouse’.
13. te always write [H]ouse with a capital ‘H’.
14. Your wallpaper on your Phone, Computer etc. etc. is a [H]ouse one.
15. te print out information on the whole show, charactors and a lista of episodes in a display folder and read it over and over again.
16. Your excuse for not doing your homework is te were watching [H]ouse.
17. te have gotten at least 15 people into [H]ouse.
18. te use House-isms in your normal speech.
19. Before te speak the people te are talking to go “This better not be about [H]ouse”
20. Every time te take a painkiller te get frightened about getting addicted.
21. te have dreams every night about [H]ouse charactors.
22. te know that [H]ouse was originally going to be called ‘Chasing Zebras, Circling The Drain’
23. te consider ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ the Anti-House and when te hear people talk about it te want to kill them.
24. te watch [H]ouse religiously.
25. te look on online shopping sites for a cane with flames at the bottom like Dr. House’s even though te can walk perfectly fine.
26. te have seen every episode at least 5 times.
27. te force your whole family to watch it.
28. te read lists about [H]ouse.
29. te watch ‘General Hospital’ just because Dr. House does.
30. Nearly everything reminds te of [H]ouse somehow.
31. te make families on ‘The Sims 2’ with the names of [H]ouse characters.
32. Your video on Bebo/MySpace is a [H]ouse one.
33. This lista reminds te of yourself.
34. te want to name your children after [H]ouse characters o the actors who play them.
35. te try to influence your teachers like Dr. House does to Dr. Cuddy.
36. te ask strangers if they watch it and if they do te say they rock and Hi-5 them.
37. te have an alarm on your phone reminding te to watch it, even though your sitting in front of the TV Twenty minuti before it starts.
38. te start calling people da their last names.
39. te don’t accept any invitations to go anywhere if [H]ouse is on that night.
40. te own Season 1 & 2 DVD.
41. te can think of over Forty Reasons for why te Amore [H]ouse.
42. te can think of più then this.
43. te just know te Amore it.
2. te scream every time te see the advert.
3. When te see a [H]ouse DVD at the shops te run towards it even though te have it at home.
4. te manage to turn every conversation into one about [H]ouse.
5. Every time te see the word [H]ouse te scream.
6. te go to the hospital in hope to see o meet a doctor with the same name as someone on [H]ouse.
7. te know the titolo of every episode in order da heart.
8. te know the diagnosis at the end of every episode.
9. te have every song that has ever been on [H]ouse on your iPod/Mp3/Mp4
10. te watch [H]ouse on the internet for hours, no matter how bad the picture and sound quality is.
11. te sit in front of the computer at 11pm making a lista of how te know your obsessed.
12. Every time te write [H]ouse te put [ ] around the ‘H’ and underline the ‘ouse’.
13. te always write [H]ouse with a capital ‘H’.
14. Your wallpaper on your Phone, Computer etc. etc. is a [H]ouse one.
15. te print out information on the whole show, charactors and a lista of episodes in a display folder and read it over and over again.
16. Your excuse for not doing your homework is te were watching [H]ouse.
17. te have gotten at least 15 people into [H]ouse.
18. te use House-isms in your normal speech.
19. Before te speak the people te are talking to go “This better not be about [H]ouse”
20. Every time te take a painkiller te get frightened about getting addicted.
21. te have dreams every night about [H]ouse charactors.
22. te know that [H]ouse was originally going to be called ‘Chasing Zebras, Circling The Drain’
23. te consider ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ the Anti-House and when te hear people talk about it te want to kill them.
24. te watch [H]ouse religiously.
25. te look on online shopping sites for a cane with flames at the bottom like Dr. House’s even though te can walk perfectly fine.
26. te have seen every episode at least 5 times.
27. te force your whole family to watch it.
28. te read lists about [H]ouse.
29. te watch ‘General Hospital’ just because Dr. House does.
30. Nearly everything reminds te of [H]ouse somehow.
31. te make families on ‘The Sims 2’ with the names of [H]ouse characters.
32. Your video on Bebo/MySpace is a [H]ouse one.
33. This lista reminds te of yourself.
34. te want to name your children after [H]ouse characters o the actors who play them.
35. te try to influence your teachers like Dr. House does to Dr. Cuddy.
36. te ask strangers if they watch it and if they do te say they rock and Hi-5 them.
37. te have an alarm on your phone reminding te to watch it, even though your sitting in front of the TV Twenty minuti before it starts.
38. te start calling people da their last names.
39. te don’t accept any invitations to go anywhere if [H]ouse is on that night.
40. te own Season 1 & 2 DVD.
41. te can think of over Forty Reasons for why te Amore [H]ouse.
42. te can think of più then this.
43. te just know te Amore it.