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Pinkie took Twilight back to the place she was supposed to rob.

Pinkie Pie: Follow my lead, and don't screw up this time.
Twilight: I got it man!
Pinkie Pie: *walks into store*
Las Pegasus ponies: HEY! Shoot her!
Pinkie Pie: *kills L.P ponies*
Twilight: Wow.
Pinkie Pie: *bounces happily to cashier* Hi!
cashier: *shouts* What did te kill those ponies for?
Pinkie Pie: They were going to kill me. te also might've died. That's why I came here to offer te protection.
cashier: If te put it that way, I accept. *pays money*
Twilight: Is that it?
Pinkie Pie: Sometimes. There are places that have illegal gambling in the upper floor.
Twilight: Man what have I done?
Pinkie Pie: Nothing. I'll let te get the successivo one though.

Twilight went with Pinkie Pie to the successivo place to rob.

Pinkie Pie: This successivo place is owned da Fillydelphia. Good luck.
Twilight: *walks in*
cashier: May I help you?
Twilight: Yeah man, do te need protection?
cashier: Who the fuck do te think te are?! Get out!
Twilight: Man that's the wrong answer *kills cashier*
Pinkie Pie: Nien nien nien nien nien! te never kill the cashiers, o the owner of a business!
Twilight: He detto no.
Pinkie Pie: te gotta convince them to say Ja.
Twilight: te mean yes.
Pinkie Pie: Ja! It's german for yes!
Twilight: Man, how could I not fuckin' guess?
Pinkie Pie: successivo business!
Twilight: *robs dead pony*
Pinkie Pie: What are te doing?
Twilight: Getting the money.
Pinkie Pie: *shakes head* Let's go.

The final place was owned da Baltimare

Pinkie Pie: All yours again. Try not to kill anypony unless it's part of another mafia.
Twilight: I got it now. What I really want is to not sound like a black man!
Pinkie Pie: i don't blame you. Go get 'em!
Twilight: Hello everypony.
baltimares: It's Twilight Sparkle, but she's not a princess anymore! Get her!
Twilight: *kills all baltimare ponies* Man, te need protection.
owner: That's why te killed those ponies?!
Twilight: Man, they were gonna kill me, and you, and everyone else!
owner: Fine, here's the money *gives twilight $1,000*
Twilight: Perfect man *leaves*
Pinkie Pie: Woo hoo!! That was amazing!
Twilight: Thank you. Let's go home.

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Skips to when our Heroes are waiting to get back on the train back to ponyville.

Saten: Gotta admit.. It feels good to help people.

Rarity: But te didn't really do anythi-

Pinkie: Shh.. Don't ruin it for him.

Rarity: (smiles) fair enough.

Saten: ciao AppleJack.. Maybe te could finally go out with me again.. Considering I helped te get back your cutie mark. And even helped te from falling off the edge..

AppleJack: Afried not.,

Saten: (finally starting to lose his temper over it) Oh come on. I tried EVERYTHING,. What the hell will it take.

AppleJack: (sighs) te want the truth?

Saten: Against my better...
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This is the sequel to the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He still lives in Fillydelphia with his wife Emily.

Everyday te can see Bob walking around the streets of Fillydelphia, and most of the time he does that, he's on his way to work. Speaking of work, he's a therapist.

One day, Bob was at his office at work, when his assistant Carol knocked on the door.

Bob: Come in.
Carol: *Enters room* Good morning Mr. Newhart. I just wanted te to know that a pony came all the way here from Chicagoat to work as a dentist.
Bob: And, you're telling me this because?
Carol: Well,...
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