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Pinkie took Twilight back to the place she was supposed to rob.

Pinkie Pie: Follow my lead, and don't screw up this time.
Twilight: I got it man!
Pinkie Pie: *walks into store*
Las Pegasus ponies: HEY! Shoot her!
Pinkie Pie: *kills L.P ponies*
Twilight: Wow.
Pinkie Pie: *bounces happily to cashier* Hi!
cashier: *shouts* What did te kill those ponies for?
Pinkie Pie: They were going to kill me. te also might've died. That's why I came here to offer te protection.
cashier: If te put it that way, I accept. *pays money*
Twilight: Is that it?
Pinkie Pie: Sometimes. There are places that have illegal gambling in the upper floor.
Twilight: Man what have I done?
Pinkie Pie: Nothing. I'll let te get the successivo one though.

Twilight went with Pinkie Pie to the successivo place to rob.

Pinkie Pie: This successivo place is owned da Fillydelphia. Good luck.
Twilight: *walks in*
cashier: May I help you?
Twilight: Yeah man, do te need protection?
cashier: Who the fuck do te think te are?! Get out!
Twilight: Man that's the wrong answer *kills cashier*
Pinkie Pie: Nien nien nien nien nien! te never kill the cashiers, o the owner of a business!
Twilight: He detto no.
Pinkie Pie: te gotta convince them to say Ja.
Twilight: te mean yes.
Pinkie Pie: Ja! It's german for yes!
Twilight: Man, how could I not fuckin' guess?
Pinkie Pie: successivo business!
Twilight: *robs dead pony*
Pinkie Pie: What are te doing?
Twilight: Getting the money.
Pinkie Pie: *shakes head* Let's go.

The final place was owned da Baltimare

Pinkie Pie: All yours again. Try not to kill anypony unless it's part of another mafia.
Twilight: I got it now. What I really want is to not sound like a black man!
Pinkie Pie: i don't blame you. Go get 'em!
Twilight: Hello everypony.
baltimares: It's Twilight Sparkle, but she's not a princess anymore! Get her!
Twilight: *kills all baltimare ponies* Man, te need protection.
owner: That's why te killed those ponies?!
Twilight: Man, they were gonna kill me, and you, and everyone else!
owner: Fine, here's the money *gives twilight $1,000*
Twilight: Perfect man *leaves*
Pinkie Pie: Woo hoo!! That was amazing!
Twilight: Thank you. Let's go home.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Warning: This fanfic is rated R for lot's of violence, strong language, and is intended for a mature audience. Viewer Discretion is advised

Seanthehedgehog presents

A story with a sad intro

Octavia Unchained

As te probably know, in Equestria there are più mares (female ponies) then there are stallions (male ponies). Because of this, nearly all the stallions placed much of the mares in slavery.

One of these mares is Octavia, and this is where her story begins, in Canterlot

Octavia: *Walking with other mares*
Stallions: *walking with mares, carrying whips*
Mares: *Walking to bus*
Octavia:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
arcobaleno Dash, and the rest of the pegasi continued defending sweet mela, apple acres with a counter attack.

Nazis: Stop the blue one. *shoots arcobaleno Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ow!! *heads toward ground*
Shredder: Dashie!
Rainbow Dash: *lands on ground*
Nazis: *driving walker* What now?
Twilight: Man, step on her!
Nazis: *get walker toward arcobaleno Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *moves out of the way*
Nazis: We killed her.
Pegasi: *getting shot*
Shredder: Retreat!!
Ponies: *leave*
Sean: *running away*
Rainbow Dash: *stands up* This isn't over yet *flies to bottom of walker, then puts grenade in, and flies away*
Nazis: *die*
Shredder:...
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