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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Two of these taxis arrived at the station
Two of these taxis arrived at the station
The successivo day, Hawkeye was still wearing the bandages around his eyes. He wanted to use the bathroom, but accidentally walked into the Mare's room.

Hawkeye: *Knocks on bathroom stall* Hello?
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye? Is that you?!
Hawkeye: Don't tell me. I accidentally walked into the Mare's room.
Metal Gloss: I'm afraid so. *Flushes toilet* You'll have to get out of here. *Exits bathroom stall*
Hawkeye: But I can't see anything.
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright. *Washing front hooves*
Hawkeye: Hmm, I can tell you're washing your hooves, but that's not the only thing you're going to wash.
Metal Gloss: Alright, get out of here.
Hawkeye: Hold on, wait a minute. I hear something coming from the station, wait a minute.

And indeed he did. Two taxis were pulling into the station dropping off passengers.

Ponies: Thanks. *Runs out of taxis*
Hawkeye: *Runs out of mare's room*
Metal Gloss: *Behind Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Do te think they noticed me?
Metal Gloss: Nah, they were too busy running toward the ticket booth to notice us.
Hawkeye: Alright, good.
Gordon: *Looks at Hawkeye* Why are te wearing that ridiculous thing around your face, and over your eyes?
Metal Gloss: Because he Lost his eyesight.
Gordon: te mean... He's blind?! *Laughing*
Metal Gloss: Stop laughing at him!
Gordon: o else, what?
Metal Gloss: I'll kick te in the ass.
Gordon: Yeah right. Mares are too weak to fight a stallion.
Metal Gloss: *Kicks Gordon in the leg*
Gordon: Ow!! *Falls on floor* What was that for?
Hawkeye: For making fun of me. Don't ever do that again.
Gordon: Grrr!
Hawkeye: Don't get mad at me Gordon. Remember, te still need to focus on buying a new car.
Gordon: GGGGGRRRR!!!!
Pete: Attention everypony, the successivo passenger train to stop here will arrive in five minutes. The train is bound for Denver, but it could be delayed, due to one of our freights bringing in a shipment of new automobiles.
Gordon: Automobiles? *Stands up* That's another word for, a car! *Runs out of station*
Metal Gloss: Gordon, don't!!

But Gordon was not listening to Metal Gloss.

Gordon: *On platform* Where's that train?
Stylo: What are te looking for Gordon?
Gordon: I don't need te making fun of me! *Sees freight train* A-ha! I got te now! *Runs to the train yard*
Stylo: What is he up to?
Orion: *Slowing train down*
Snowflake: Don't te dare try anything that will get te fired.
Orion: How about I draw a picture of the middle finger from a human's hand? Will that satisfy you? *stops train*
Gordon: *Sees boxcars* These all look like freight cars used for carrying automobiles. Now the domanda is, which one do I open?
Snowflake: *Sees Gordon* Oh shit.
Gordon: *Opens doors*
Snowflake: Orion, Gordon's trying to steal something from the train. Get out there, and stop him.
Orion: No.
Snowflake: What did te just say?
Orion: If something gets stolen from that train, it'll be my responsibility, and I'll get fired.
Snowflake: No te won't, the conductor gets fired! It's his train, you're just the driver.
Orion: Oh.
Gordon: *Steals car*
Snowflake: Well, we're too late. He ha rubato, stola the car.
Orion: What was it?
Snowflake: A blue, and white Canterlot.

Two days later, the doctor came back to examine Hawkeye.

Doctor: Alright. I'm going to cut the bandage, and remove it from your face. I want te put one of your front arms over your eyes while I do this.
Hawkeye: Right. *Covering eyes with right front arm*
Doctor: Okay, I'm cutting the bandages now. *Cuts bandages with scissors, then takes bandages off Hawkeye* Now, when I say go, I want te to slowly sposta your arm away from your eyes.
Hawkeye: I'm ready when te are Doc.
Doctor: Go.
Hawkeye: *Slowly moves arm away from eyes*
Everypony: *Nervous*
Hawkeye: Hey. *Looks around* I can see again!
Everypony: YAY!!!!!!!!!!
Gordon: Boo!! Oh well, at least I got a new car for free.

The end

on the successivo episode of Ponies On The Rails

The British Mexican returns.
 Freight cars with double doors, such as this one, were used for carrying automobiles.
Freight cars with double doors, such as this one, were used for carrying automobiles.
 Gordon ha rubato, stola this car from the freight train
Gordon stole this car from the freight train
posted by candylover246
God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the secondo i pubblica it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.



*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful giorno in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a random gay thought suddenly popped up in her rosa head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of Friends is gay", Pinkie said...
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added by zanhar1
Source: zoe-product
I was watching some Yo Mama video on YouTube before I started Scrivere this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope te guys have a laugh with this.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."

-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!

-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a giorno for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought arcobaleno Dash was made out of Skittles!

-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish...
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added by zanhar1
Source: sazuko
added by zanhar1
Source: pintrest (if anyone knows the exact artist, let me know)
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Source: aquila sadiqua zeba
#5: Anthropology da JasonTheHuman
Okay, I haven't actually read it..But it's on Triq267's lista of must reads, and I want to have at least ONE story to hate on, despite never Leggere it. Cause, as Brad Jones would say.
"Hating on stuff everyone likes, makes me think I'm being cool.. But really it makes me look like a total asshole"


#4: THE rosa TEMPTATION da CooperCrisp:
Look I just don't care about Carrot Cake.. I'm sorry.
But this writer has some really well done talent..

link


#3: SPIKE'S arcobaleno DASH da MallaJone:
SpikeXDash isn't the WORST idea for a ship. And this writer is kinda talented.
But...
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added by triq267
Source: Alasou
HELLO! EVERYPONY The story for this mostra down with the evil cagna Queen Chrysalis was epic it's amazing what the staff did with bringing the changeling army for one last time plus did everypony like that thorax was reformed Changeling ! Then in the long run we all knew that Queen Chrysalis did not want to reform for good because she feeds on the hate of others and was born to hate everypony and others anyway let me know in my opinion if te liked the season finale of season 6 o not ?


Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better Friends with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
BEST:

CUPCAKES:
This story truly is my favourite creepy pasta.
I made stories of it myself.
Not only that, but the fact that cupcakes has some of the greastest fan video and fan sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready to Die/Andrew WK". Witch, according to Conan (yes, I watch Conan, deal with it, hahaha) the song was made directly for the video, same with the whole song. Guess its why most of the songs are party themed, particulary the one used for Hellsing Abridged.
Anyway.
Obviously this story two thumbs up for me.
As its "different"...
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THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD te HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL te SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS te TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY o WHATEVER YOUR pony NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER...
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Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did te spend it all birra again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that giorno came and went after te gave yourself...
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I thought I would have più ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have più annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my Friends want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro secondi after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are più o less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, EQD
Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his Friends in their preferito tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose camicia and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of Amore had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon...
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A/N: This story was highly inspired da The Amore in the Night da Riter on www.fimfiction.net. My version is slightly different, replacing the characters with Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry. Oh, yes, te heard me. I’m ready for all the hate. So if te don’t like it, don’t read it. Oh, and ignore the errors here and there. Putting all that aside, thank te for Leggere and enjoy!

* * *

Princess Mi Amore Cadenza slowly trotted through the regal hallways of her castello in the great Crystal Empire. The princess of Amore craned her neck, narrowing her eyes at the rays of light that pierced through...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Letter to EPM
RMP moved faster then we thought originally. The last prep work has ended and talks with KGB are ended. They will take over operation Shadow Raid and we will call government take over aswell.
Cheif Juistice Dan von Shadowknight"

Dan - Everyone! We have prepared count-reformation aginst RMP movemen, we officially control Canterlot so we are in upper hand. VSS will be supported da EMP and KGB. Our enemy is RMP and GSF. We will crush our enemies! We will eliminate the evildoers! We will protect Equestria in its full image! Take back Ponyville and make peace! Innocent kids and grow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 11 is beginning

Rainbow Dash & Applejack: *Turning on the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie & Twilight: *Connecting the pad to the core, and running to the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: Did we fix any barriers?
Applejack: Yes, but it was off screen.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two zombies with her Spas 12, blowing their heads off* Aw, I can no longer hear their screams if they no longer have mouths.
Twilight: *Shoots the head off of a zombie with her Stakeout* No più meat for you.
Applejack: te were three feet away. Big deal.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*

They were back in the projector room

Pinkie...
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posted by austinhaynes
dear mlp animators and voice actors my name is Austin Ryan Haynes and i am12 years old i live in the u.s.a in north Carolina my life had been ruend da my parents until mlp came out.your mostra helped me stay away from me killing myself and hurting me. i just wanted to say maybe one giorno i can work with te guys in hasbro. people use to call me gay and it hurt. now that i know that there are più like me in the world i am standing up to them pease if te can try to contact me i might have some pointers. your fan AustinHaynes
Saten: Cloudsdale? Starlight doesn't even have wings! Why would she come here?

Twi: I don't know Twist, Spike, but it looked like she could fly with just magic! Keep your eyes open. We don't know what she has planned.

[whoosh]

Spike: Isn't that arcobaleno Dash?

Twi: Did arcobaleno Dash look really young to you? And I didn't see a cutie mark. te don't thin-.. Saten put her down!

Saten: (hugging filly arcobaleno Dash) She's adorable!

Filly Dash: I NEED AN ADULT!

Saten: I AM an adult.

Twi: (pulls Filly Dash away, and lets her fly off frightenedly) We don't have time for this.

Saten: (groans) Whatever.

Spike: Uh,...
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