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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Two of these taxis arrived at the station
Two of these taxis arrived at the station
The successivo day, Hawkeye was still wearing the bandages around his eyes. He wanted to use the bathroom, but accidentally walked into the Mare's room.

Hawkeye: *Knocks on bathroom stall* Hello?
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye? Is that you?!
Hawkeye: Don't tell me. I accidentally walked into the Mare's room.
Metal Gloss: I'm afraid so. *Flushes toilet* You'll have to get out of here. *Exits bathroom stall*
Hawkeye: But I can't see anything.
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright. *Washing front hooves*
Hawkeye: Hmm, I can tell you're washing your hooves, but that's not the only thing you're going to wash.
Metal Gloss: Alright, get out of here.
Hawkeye: Hold on, wait a minute. I hear something coming from the station, wait a minute.

And indeed he did. Two taxis were pulling into the station dropping off passengers.

Ponies: Thanks. *Runs out of taxis*
Hawkeye: *Runs out of mare's room*
Metal Gloss: *Behind Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Do te think they noticed me?
Metal Gloss: Nah, they were too busy running toward the ticket booth to notice us.
Hawkeye: Alright, good.
Gordon: *Looks at Hawkeye* Why are te wearing that ridiculous thing around your face, and over your eyes?
Metal Gloss: Because he Lost his eyesight.
Gordon: te mean... He's blind?! *Laughing*
Metal Gloss: Stop laughing at him!
Gordon: o else, what?
Metal Gloss: I'll kick te in the ass.
Gordon: Yeah right. Mares are too weak to fight a stallion.
Metal Gloss: *Kicks Gordon in the leg*
Gordon: Ow!! *Falls on floor* What was that for?
Hawkeye: For making fun of me. Don't ever do that again.
Gordon: Grrr!
Hawkeye: Don't get mad at me Gordon. Remember, te still need to focus on buying a new car.
Gordon: GGGGGRRRR!!!!
Pete: Attention everypony, the successivo passenger train to stop here will arrive in five minutes. The train is bound for Denver, but it could be delayed, due to one of our freights bringing in a shipment of new automobiles.
Gordon: Automobiles? *Stands up* That's another word for, a car! *Runs out of station*
Metal Gloss: Gordon, don't!!

But Gordon was not listening to Metal Gloss.

Gordon: *On platform* Where's that train?
Stylo: What are te looking for Gordon?
Gordon: I don't need te making fun of me! *Sees freight train* A-ha! I got te now! *Runs to the train yard*
Stylo: What is he up to?
Orion: *Slowing train down*
Snowflake: Don't te dare try anything that will get te fired.
Orion: How about I draw a picture of the middle finger from a human's hand? Will that satisfy you? *stops train*
Gordon: *Sees boxcars* These all look like freight cars used for carrying automobiles. Now the domanda is, which one do I open?
Snowflake: *Sees Gordon* Oh shit.
Gordon: *Opens doors*
Snowflake: Orion, Gordon's trying to steal something from the train. Get out there, and stop him.
Orion: No.
Snowflake: What did te just say?
Orion: If something gets stolen from that train, it'll be my responsibility, and I'll get fired.
Snowflake: No te won't, the conductor gets fired! It's his train, you're just the driver.
Orion: Oh.
Gordon: *Steals car*
Snowflake: Well, we're too late. He ha rubato, stola the car.
Orion: What was it?
Snowflake: A blue, and white Canterlot.

Two days later, the doctor came back to examine Hawkeye.

Doctor: Alright. I'm going to cut the bandage, and remove it from your face. I want te put one of your front arms over your eyes while I do this.
Hawkeye: Right. *Covering eyes with right front arm*
Doctor: Okay, I'm cutting the bandages now. *Cuts bandages with scissors, then takes bandages off Hawkeye* Now, when I say go, I want te to slowly sposta your arm away from your eyes.
Hawkeye: I'm ready when te are Doc.
Doctor: Go.
Hawkeye: *Slowly moves arm away from eyes*
Everypony: *Nervous*
Hawkeye: Hey. *Looks around* I can see again!
Everypony: YAY!!!!!!!!!!
Gordon: Boo!! Oh well, at least I got a new car for free.

The end

on the successivo episode of Ponies On The Rails

The British Mexican returns.
 Freight cars with double doors, such as this one, were used for carrying automobiles.
Freight cars with double doors, such as this one, were used for carrying automobiles.
 Gordon ha rubato, stola this car from the freight train
Gordon stole this car from the freight train
posted by Seanthehedgehog
A new skit has arrived

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arcobaleno as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. o to be più specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!

Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ralphie: *Walking with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Flick: te wanna know what I got my old stallion for christmas?
Schwartz: What?
Flick: A fiore that squirts water. If a mare goes to sniff it, they get squirted on.
Schwartz: Oh, cool. I got my father-
Scut: *Hanging upside down from monkey bars* RAAHH!!
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Gets scared*

Gee, ordinarily when somepony wants your attention they would just say hi. It wasn't that way with Scut, and Grover.

Grover: *Points at Ralphie* Get over here!
Ralphie: Who, me?
Grover: Yeah you, get over here!
Ralphie: I can't Grover. I need to see...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile
Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile
Ralphie: *Sitting at table*
Dad: *Walking into the house*
Dogs: *Following Dad*
Dad: No, get out of here!
Dogs: *Run away*
Dad: *Mumbling about his car, and goes into the kitchen* That hot damn Foals froze up again.

Some ponies are baptists. Others Catholic. My father was a Foalsmobile Stallion.

Dad: *Filling big pitcher with hot water* That son of a cagna would freeze up during summer, on the middle of the Equator!
Mother: Little pitcher.
Dad: Thanks honey. *Hears noise* Shh. *Turns off water*

Our furnace started to break down again. da the entrance to the furnace room, black smoke was seen coming...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 2, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:02 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Nicole's first job for the giorno was to drive a freight train northbound to Laramie, but she had twenty minuti until it was time for her to start her journey.

Nicole: *Walks into desert field*
Mexican Ponies: *Playing guitar, and maraca*
Ike: Good morning my special somepony. We have set up some targets for you.
Mirage: And we'd like to reward te with this. *Gives Nicole a Tommygun* Specially modified to hold 100 bullets in the round drum.
Nicole: *Shooting targets*
Ike: That's the way Nicole. If te shoot S.C....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming, the train station
Time: 10:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Wilson: *Driving a passenger, and stops at the station*
Ponies: *Getting out of train*
Nicole: *Walks out of train, and goes to Pete's office*
Pete: *Opens his door* Welcome back Nicole.
Nicole: Thank you.
Pete: Now as you're probably aware, this section of the Union Pacific is crawling with gangsters. They try to derail the trains in order to get either money from passengers, o things they really want from freight trains. You've got to be careful, and remember, there's a shotgun under...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
acero looked out at the tavolo and saw an amazing breakfast. "Buttered...was this you?" acero asked, and she looked where Buttered always was when the family woke up. But he wasn't there. acero looked where Gummy was, right da her, but she wasn't there either. "Buttered? Gummy?" acero asked. She looked around and then the cucina caught on fire. acero gasped and stumbled back. A sword appeared in her hoof. She stood up to start fighting whoever had caused this. She gulped. She didn't know if she was ready for...this. A firey figure popped out and then everything went black. o at least, for Maple.
added by bluefire700
Source: I drew this and made up Spectra Dash.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I detto last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick culo with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes

Starring...
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posted by SpiritTheCat
Name: Candy-Heart

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Race: Earth-Pony

Born: Manehatten

Lives: Manehatten, briefly lived in Ponyville

Works: At A Bakery Called "Clumsily Candied"

Cutie-Mark: A dripping, candied cuore on a stick with a bite taken out of it. (Representing the 'heart' she puts into her cooking)

Talent: Baking confetteria, industria dolciaria goods, specializing in toffees

Personality:
Candy-Heart is very sweet and generous; often baking for others and not for bits. Because of this, she often runs into money problems due to her poor financing. Even so, her money problems do not last long since ponies tend to pay her good...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:14 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut was driving a passenger train into Portland. da the time he got there, the stationmaster had a message for him.

Stationmaster: One of Nikki's coaches came off the rails. We need te to get a breakdown train, and help her out.
Donut: I just got here! *Sighs* Where is her train?
Stationmaster: Reno Neighvada.
Donut: That's too far away!!

But Donut had no choice. He had to help out with Nikki's train. The derailed coach was in the middle of the train.

Donut: *Stops breakdown train successivo to Nikki's train*
Worker...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arcobaleno as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Princess Celestia was having cereal with Bryan, Timothy, Skeletor, Harry, Jenny, and Alexis

Celestia: So this, is that new cereal everypony is talking about. *Looking at cereal, which looks like spinach*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I could do a better job then this.
Mail Pony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arcobaleno as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.

Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain...
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(This is the secondo time, the series will have a breakout character.. this time the character will be MASTER SWORD).

Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?
Derpy: What's the big deal?
Saten: He's nuts. Don't te remember when I first met him.

CUTAWAY:
Saten: (a anno o two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner of this business?
Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought te were the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a classic car mostra in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting da his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting da his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, o te will be killed da a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have te been? te almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan:...
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Musica Monday!
Today, we're going to share what, if we did, songs would be on our playlist! I'll share mine first.
1. Simpsons Theme
2. Gracie Films Theme Extended
3. arcobaleno Rocks
4. Better than Ever
5. Battle of the Bands
6. Under our Spell
7. Tricks up my Sleeve
8. Welcome to the Show
9. Shine like Rainbows
10. AwkwardMarina's I like Ponies
11. AwkwardMarina's How to become a Brony Musician
12. Popipo - Hatsune Miku
13. My Little CanCan
14. Night of Nights - Touhou
15. Bad Apple!!! - Touhou
16. Bad Harmony
17. U.N Owen was Her? - Flandre Scarlet's Theme - Touhou
18. Fighting is Magic - Twilight Sparkle's Theme...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Halloween is getting close. To celebrate for this occasion, I'd like to share two MLP fanfictions to read that are related to Halloween, and scary things in general.

Pinkie's Ghost: link

When Pinkie Pie talks about a ghost story, arcobaleno Dash calls her gullible, believing that she is scared. Pinkie Pie soon gets an idea to get back at arcobaleno Dash, and it proves to be very successful.

The Nightmare Before Christmas: link

Created da me, and Disneyfan333, this fanfiction crosses over the world of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's just like the movie, but every character is a pony.

Enjoy these fanfictions, and have a Happy Halloween.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Canterlot High School, in the pony world, not that Equestria Girls crap.

Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay anypony, today we will be learning about-
James: How our school is going down the drain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Why do te think it's going down the drain?
James: I'm not sure if te noticed, but this is a high school. I've seen students that are under the age of ten. Who the hell would run a school like that?!
Audience: *Laughing*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A picture of the new character

Astrel Sky: link

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on strada, via corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing successivo to Double Scoop*
Tom: più ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze:...
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posted by mariofan14
This isn't pony related, but I think I should tell te people about this sadistic fuck: a monster of a man named Vlad III, più commonly known as Vlad the Impaler. I'm doing this for no particular reason, really.

It's really all quite bizarre, all that he went through and all that he did. Born in Transylvania in 1431, he would become a prince of Wallachia. His father, Vlad II Dracul, along with his family, including the soon-to-be maniac, moved to Nuremburg as soon as the baby was born. Vlad II then joined the Order of the Dragon, who were knights to protect Christendom from the Ottomans and...
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WARNING: There will be lots of swearing in this rant.

This f****ng episode...I've been bullied ever since I was 3 and now I'm 15...yikes. This episode made me enraged. I wanted to rip out Applejack's hair with my own two hands!

So what happens is that Babs Seed, a horrid bully pony, comes from Manehatten. She joins Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara in tormenting the CMC.

Honestly, I just wanted to give the CMC hugs. All the s**t they go through honestly makes me depressed.

After that, the CMC decides to stand up for themselves, and then applejack talks to them about how Babs Seed was bullied back...
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