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I decided to crossover Con Mane series with Hedgehog In Ponyville.

This story begins at a maximum security prison somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. The warden was waiting for a prisoner, but he hadn't arrived yet.

Warden: Where's that prisoner who was suppose to be here six hours ago?!
Guard: I don't know sir. The plane left The Griffon Kingdom nine hours fa on schedule, and nopony heard from it yet.
Warden: Well, we better notify the Central Intelligence of Equestria.
Guard: What about the pony Alliance? They know più about that prisoner then the C.I.E, and have an easier chance of stopping him.
Warden: That won't be necessary. Contact the C.I.E now!
Guard: Y-yes sir. *Runs to phone*

Six hours fa on the plane that left the Griffon Kingdom.

Pilot: We have all three prisoners, and are heading for the Bermuda Triangle.
Control Tower Pony: Copy that, and good luck.
Guard: *Looking at three prisoners* So, te three are heading to the toughest prison in all of Equestria, but I wanna know which one of te is Discord. Let me tell you, that everypony there will be tough on te for a very long time. te shouldn't have tried to do what you've done.
Pilot: *Flying plane*
Control Tower Pony: Pilot, we just received word that only one prisoner is supposed to be on the plane. Turn around, and come back at once!
Pilot: I'm on it.
Prisoner: *Grabs guard's gun* None of us are going anywhere.
Guard: I'm not gonna ask again. Which one of te is Discord?!
Prisoner Pony: te mean that guy that has a white beard, and the power to do anything?
Guard: *Sees Discord* So, you're Discord.
Discord: It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.
Guard: And what might that be?
Discord: All in good time.

Two helicopters arrived, and were flying da the plane that Discord was on.

Guard: *Sees helicopters*
Discord: *Hits Guard*
Prisoner: *Shoots Pilot*
Helicopter Pony: *Shows ladder*
Discord: te two enjoy your ride.
Prisoner: What are te talking about?!
Discord: Well te don't expect me to stay on this thing when it's about to crash, now do you? *Jumps out of plane, and onto ladder, then climbs up* Thank te very much black hedgehog.
Shadow: No problem. We both want revenge, and we're going to get it.

Theme song: link

STH Productions Presents

Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville

Starring

Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Parcival as P
Spike as S
Lyra Heartstrings as Moneybit
Discord as the main villain
Shadow The Hedgehog as himself
arcobaleno Dash as herself
Mexican & Italian Ponies as bad guys
Fenix Lighter as Himself
German Ponies as Good guys
Fluttershy as herself

Special guest stella, star

Sean the hedgehog as himself

Cars used for fanfiction

Aston Martin - Aston Maretin
Canterlot - Pontiac
Chevronet - Chevrolet
Dodge - Dodge
EMW - BMW
Flam - Ford
Flim - Buick
Foallari - Ferrari
Foalsmobile - Oldsmobile
Hoofington - Plymouth
PMC - GMC
Toycolta - Toyota
Vriendscoupe - Volkswagen
RARITY - WHAT THE HELL ? KIND OF DRESSES ARE THOSE SCARITY !
SCARITY- HA HAAAAAA !YES, THE DECAYING KIND, OH PERHAPS THE OTHER DARK 5 ARE PLAYING NICE WITH YOUR Friends I HOPE.

CLOWN PIE- HELLO, WELCOME TO THE CARNIVAL PINKIE PIE I'D MAKE te JUMP SCARE TO MY FUN HOUSE OF SMILES ISN'T THAT WHAT te WANT?

PINKIE PIE - I'M GETTING A BAD FEELING ABOUT THESE GUYS

PENTAGRAM SPARKLE- I JUST Amore Leggere YOUR MAGIC POWER LIKE A BOOK TWILIGHT COME WHY DON'T te SAY te HAVE SOME FUN WITH ME IN HELL HAAAAAA!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- DID DISCORD PUT te PONIES UP TO STEALING THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP ?

PENTAGRAM...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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14th May
Hour 1624
Near Ponyville.
73th Equestrian Army Squadron +DISABLED+

+++21st Executive Ground Service and Capital Defenders+++

- Captain Sandman
- Operator Icepick
- Specialist Damien
- Guardian Firepit.


Dan - Welcome to EGSCD. te will be the last line of Canterlot Defence.
Sandman - Isn't all of squads relocated now... It's not something great.
Dan - Not truth Sandman. te know it. 21st is last. te ARE last to stay at capital.
Sandman - Copy that...


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Road to Canterlot.
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Icepick - 21st... They were great in time of Changeling - Equestria wad.
Damien - Yea...
Firepit - I'm scared for life. Apparently...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.
Hour 1755

//: 37th Equestrian Army Squadron

-Commander Sandman
-Sergeant Icepick
- Private Damien
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- MIA


- - - - -

Dan - We Lost too much troops.
Shadow - We still do defence of Ponyville is impossible.
Dan - Send Hunters to bomb it.
Twilight - My house...
Dan - We are slowly losing hopenin defence. Slowly....


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Ponyville Warzone
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Icepick - Greenleaf!
Sandman - He is dead Icepick!
Icepick - Shitm.. No.. We Lost all Ponies... But....
Sandman - Heads down! *puts Icepick on ground*
Damien - *gets down as explosion hits house above them*
Sandman - Shit... We are advancing to Castle!...
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Jimmy - Bloody Hell this place is packed with Ponies.
Jake - Calm.

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Canterlot
13:39
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Joel - Can te tell me how te got an insider to sposta Lenny into different route?
Jake - Let's say that current President got on his position because of me.
Damien - So how we do if.
Jake - You? Just get him out of truck.

-Car appears, and it suddenly is exploded while nearby buildings ignite-

Joel - *wears mask and takes our UZI* Everypony on the ground!
Damien - *wears mask and takes M4 out* It's rolling time.
Jimmy - *wears mask and takes shotgun* Wooohooo!
Damien - *kills remaining alive Guards and starts cutting...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one più job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the lupo pack. Those sluts ha rubato, stola all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if te can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And secondo will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Episode 3

The return of legend and his dark shadow.

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"How many time we will spend thinking about what is right and what is wrong when in the end, we all sin."

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The academy ceremony.
15:00
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Principal - We all meet here to say our goodbyes to Heroes that was chosen da higher-ups to fight against the enemy that is moving toward us, congratulations to those Ribelle - The Brave 50 Ponies!
*everyone clap*
Principal - And now some words from the picker who apparently is studying in our academy.
*Darkness walk in Officer coat*
Darkness - The bravery of those Ponies will be always admired da many. As a selector I...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2

The Darkness That Covers The Skies.

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Border Guard.
14:25
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Traveler - ciao Joe how is life.
Guard - Boring... How is your traveling going?
Traveler - Pretty good but finally I can speak with my family.
Guard - That is nice.
*something moved in bushes*
Traveler - hm?
Guard - What the- ciao don't go closer!
Traveler - Chill dude it is possibly only an anim-
*something pulls him inside bushes*
Guard - Oh shit! *grabs gun* dude don't joke...
*blood start to go out of the bushes*
Guard - *grabs radio* I-I need help... Right now...
HQ - This is HQ your location.
Guard - X-432 Y-329
HQ - Attacker?
Batpony...
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Twilight: Shining Armor, Cadance! You're early! I thought something had come up and te weren't gonna make it until Saturday?

Cadance: So did we. Turned out we weren't needed in Maretonia until successivo week. And the summit we were supposed to attend today had to be rescheduled, so... we got here even sooner than planned!

Shining Armor: Surprise!

Cadance: It's wonderful to see te all again!

Fluttershy, arcobaleno Dash and Rarity: [chattering]

Applejack: Well, the pleasure's all ours, Princess.

Twilight: I'm so glad you're here! I have a big surprise for you!

Shining Armor: Oh, yeah?

Later:

Saten: (runs up...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by windwakerguy430
Everyone in the pony Alliance was ready to fight Eggman's army.

Song: link

Sean: Eggman's army might have taken Ponyville, but we will get it back. We have a lot of airplanes, and skilled pilots here. Let's mostra them what we got.

55 Thunderbolts, and 41 Mustangs were taking flight out of Canterlot.

Eggman: Get those planes into the air!!
Nazis: *Flying their planes*
DIspatch Pony: How's everything up in the sky?
Pony Alliance Pilot 3: No contact so far, wait a minute, I see something.
Sean: It's the Germans, and they got bombers. Hit them.
Pony Pilots: *Shooting the Germans*
Wind & Master...
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Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* te sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, te killed five of the guards, and te don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting successivo to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you! She...
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Granny Smith: te ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're te doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of fieno from you? I forgot to stock up on Cibo for Angel, and te do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...
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Source: EquestriaDaily
posted by mariofan14
To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:

"I Amore to drink me some birra and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I Amore my truck to drive in and shoot deer."

How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock o rap?

I just hate country music, and if te like it, don't send me hate.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon got Case Cracker, and rocchetto, ruota dentata back at the pizzeria. Jim was waiting outside for them.

Jim: Great, te got back in time. Fillydelphia is trying to get over here from Oatland. I need te to get over to baia Bridge, and prevent them from getting onto our side.
Gordon: We're on our way. *Drives to the baia Bridge*
Case Cracker: How are we going to stop them?
Sprocket: Block the bridge off.
Gordon: That's a good idea. We block them off, they can't pass, and we kill them. *Sees the part of the bridge where cars get off*
Sprocket: I don't want this car to be used in the roadblock.
Gordon: *Stops...
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