It was a great giorno in the Crystal Empire, but Juno was flying her plane with Proxy, and Jeff on board.
Cadence: *Sees plane with binoculars* We have visitors.
Shining Armor: Twilight Sparkle has found us.
Cadence: Perhaps. Shining, gather all of our soldiers to fight with me, but stay here.
Shining Armor: Cadence, I'm più powerful than you. Let me fight!
Cadence: No, te will do as I say, o you'll be executed. I need somepony to defend this castle.
Shining Armor: Very well, but be careful.
Cadence: I will. *Kisses Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *Kisses Cadence back*
Okay, enough with the romance! Juno landed in the airport, and Jeff got off.
Juno: *Takes off in plane* I see a bunch of Crystal Soldiers heading towards your position. te better get ready.
Jeff: I got a better idea. *Grabs walkie talkie* Ich brauche Tanks in The Crystal Reich, und viele von ihnen.
Nazi: Kopieren Sie die. Senden zwölf panzer in der Crystal Reich.
Jeff: Danke.
Crystal Soldiers: *Getting closer to Jeff*
Jeff: *Takes cover, and loads up MP40*
Crystal Soldier 3: He has to be here somewhere.
Crystal Soldier 7: I don't see him anywhere. I'm telling te he's not here.
Jeff: *Shoots two soldiers*
Crystal Soldier 23: Ah, forget those two. They were always arguing for no reason.
Crystal Soldier 31: Well, at least we know that the intruder is here. *Sees tanks* Wait a minute.
Crystal Soldier 23: What?
Crystal Soldier 31: Tanks.
Crystal Soldier 23: Where?
Crystal Soldier 31: North of us!
Crystal Soldier 23: When?
Crystal Soldier 31: Now te idiot! Get rocket launchers now!
Jeff: Well, it's a good thing my tanks showed up.
Nazi 35: Get some Musica playing!
Nazi 41: Why?
Nazi 35: Because we were ordered to da Robotnik! PLAY THE MUSIC!!!
Nazi 41: Fine, jeez! *Playing song on loud speaker*
Song: link
Crystal Soldier 23: They're playing music!
Crystal Soldier 31: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!! *Runs away with other soldiers*
Nazi 22: *Shoots tank shell at soldiers*
Crystal Soldier 23: *Falls on ground* I'm hit!
Crystal Soldier 31: Why are they playing that music?! Everytime a squadron of tanks plays Musica on thier loudspeakers, they never miss the target!!
Crystal Soldier 53: *Grabs rocket launcher* Shoot them!
Nazi 41: *Shoots three soldiers with tank shell*
Jeff: Keep it up te guys! *Shoots Crystal soldier, then hops on tank* Get me to Cadence's castle.
Nazi 35: Roger that. *Drives to castle* Achtung, nur sechs verbleibenden Feinde, aber sie Raketenwerfer haben. Seien Sie vorsichtig.
Nazis: Jawohl.
Crystal Soldier 5: *Shoots missile at Jeff*
Jeff: Whoa, *Nearly falls off tank* Enemy to your right.
Nazi 35: *Shoots Crystal Soldier*
Cadence: *Arrives at battle* What is happening?!
Crystal Soldier 55: See for yourself Princess.
Cadence: *Sees tanks* Perhaps we should fall back.
Crystal Soldier 55: Great idea. Retreat!! We're heading back to the castle!!
Cadence: Follow me! *Runs to castle*
Crystal Soldiers: *Following Cadence*
Jeff: They're on the run! Keep shooting them.
Nazi 35: *Uses machine gun to shoot enemies*
Jeff: Leave Cadence to me. Twilight wants me to kill her! *Shooting at Cadence*
Cadence: *Nearly gets hit da bullets* We're almost there! Keep going!
Jeff: *Kills Cadence*
Nazi 41: Haha!
Jeff: She's dead.
With Cadence dead, Shining Armor was now in control of the Crystal Empire's army. He was watching the battle from the castle.
Shining Armor: They killed my wife!!! *Grabs Machine Gun, and runs outside of castle*
Jeff: Oh great, Shining Armor is running over to us. *Kills Shining Armor*
Nazi 41: *Laughing* Wunderbar!
Jeff: Danke.
Nazi 35: Achtung, ist die Kristallimperium jetzt unsere. Dank Twilight's Student, Cadence und Shining Armor jetzt tot sind.
Nazis: JA!!!
Jeff: *Sees Juno's plane* I'd Amore to celebrate with te guys, but my ride is here. *Teleports into plane*
Juno: *Flies to Ponyville*
Nazi 35: I'll never forget that pony. Such a good soldier.
2 B continued
Cadence: *Sees plane with binoculars* We have visitors.
Shining Armor: Twilight Sparkle has found us.
Cadence: Perhaps. Shining, gather all of our soldiers to fight with me, but stay here.
Shining Armor: Cadence, I'm più powerful than you. Let me fight!
Cadence: No, te will do as I say, o you'll be executed. I need somepony to defend this castle.
Shining Armor: Very well, but be careful.
Cadence: I will. *Kisses Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *Kisses Cadence back*
Okay, enough with the romance! Juno landed in the airport, and Jeff got off.
Juno: *Takes off in plane* I see a bunch of Crystal Soldiers heading towards your position. te better get ready.
Jeff: I got a better idea. *Grabs walkie talkie* Ich brauche Tanks in The Crystal Reich, und viele von ihnen.
Nazi: Kopieren Sie die. Senden zwölf panzer in der Crystal Reich.
Jeff: Danke.
Crystal Soldiers: *Getting closer to Jeff*
Jeff: *Takes cover, and loads up MP40*
Crystal Soldier 3: He has to be here somewhere.
Crystal Soldier 7: I don't see him anywhere. I'm telling te he's not here.
Jeff: *Shoots two soldiers*
Crystal Soldier 23: Ah, forget those two. They were always arguing for no reason.
Crystal Soldier 31: Well, at least we know that the intruder is here. *Sees tanks* Wait a minute.
Crystal Soldier 23: What?
Crystal Soldier 31: Tanks.
Crystal Soldier 23: Where?
Crystal Soldier 31: North of us!
Crystal Soldier 23: When?
Crystal Soldier 31: Now te idiot! Get rocket launchers now!
Jeff: Well, it's a good thing my tanks showed up.
Nazi 35: Get some Musica playing!
Nazi 41: Why?
Nazi 35: Because we were ordered to da Robotnik! PLAY THE MUSIC!!!
Nazi 41: Fine, jeez! *Playing song on loud speaker*
Song: link
Crystal Soldier 23: They're playing music!
Crystal Soldier 31: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!! *Runs away with other soldiers*
Nazi 22: *Shoots tank shell at soldiers*
Crystal Soldier 23: *Falls on ground* I'm hit!
Crystal Soldier 31: Why are they playing that music?! Everytime a squadron of tanks plays Musica on thier loudspeakers, they never miss the target!!
Crystal Soldier 53: *Grabs rocket launcher* Shoot them!
Nazi 41: *Shoots three soldiers with tank shell*
Jeff: Keep it up te guys! *Shoots Crystal soldier, then hops on tank* Get me to Cadence's castle.
Nazi 35: Roger that. *Drives to castle* Achtung, nur sechs verbleibenden Feinde, aber sie Raketenwerfer haben. Seien Sie vorsichtig.
Nazis: Jawohl.
Crystal Soldier 5: *Shoots missile at Jeff*
Jeff: Whoa, *Nearly falls off tank* Enemy to your right.
Nazi 35: *Shoots Crystal Soldier*
Cadence: *Arrives at battle* What is happening?!
Crystal Soldier 55: See for yourself Princess.
Cadence: *Sees tanks* Perhaps we should fall back.
Crystal Soldier 55: Great idea. Retreat!! We're heading back to the castle!!
Cadence: Follow me! *Runs to castle*
Crystal Soldiers: *Following Cadence*
Jeff: They're on the run! Keep shooting them.
Nazi 35: *Uses machine gun to shoot enemies*
Jeff: Leave Cadence to me. Twilight wants me to kill her! *Shooting at Cadence*
Cadence: *Nearly gets hit da bullets* We're almost there! Keep going!
Jeff: *Kills Cadence*
Nazi 41: Haha!
Jeff: She's dead.
With Cadence dead, Shining Armor was now in control of the Crystal Empire's army. He was watching the battle from the castle.
Shining Armor: They killed my wife!!! *Grabs Machine Gun, and runs outside of castle*
Jeff: Oh great, Shining Armor is running over to us. *Kills Shining Armor*
Nazi 41: *Laughing* Wunderbar!
Jeff: Danke.
Nazi 35: Achtung, ist die Kristallimperium jetzt unsere. Dank Twilight's Student, Cadence und Shining Armor jetzt tot sind.
Nazis: JA!!!
Jeff: *Sees Juno's plane* I'd Amore to celebrate with te guys, but my ride is here. *Teleports into plane*
Juno: *Flies to Ponyville*
Nazi 35: I'll never forget that pony. Such a good soldier.
2 B continued
Twelve tanks showed up to Jeff's position
Pablo
This is the engine that Wilson was driving.
Ten Cents
Moneybit's disguise
Please read this: I am warning te of a fan fic that will make te not see Macintosh the same! Tittle: sweet mela, apple massacre. What it's about: I was scared almost to death Leggere cause it's about big Mac violating(raping) the cutie mark crusaders and killing them with knifes he is planing to do the same freakin thing thing with Applejack!!' O_O I hate this freakin horror stuff te must be either drunk,stupit,crazy,mental,rapest,and like to see girls die to read this crap! I have read this and I reget Leggere :(
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*
A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.
It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven da two russian stallions.
Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot
This was playing on their radio: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
The Racer
Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays stella, star on sign*
Police ponies:...
The train yard was in a place called Woodstock. It's da Port Morris, and a few miles north of Midtown.
Once they arrived, Firearm stopped his car on a bridge going over the yard.
Pierce: Did Browning tell te what we're supposed to do?
Firearm: Not really. He just detto he wanted us to go on an "adventure" *Gets out of his car with Pierce*
Pierce: Well, good thing he told me what to do last night after we returned from St. Foalis. *Pulls out a WA2000 sniper rifle* The Hetfords are making a deal inside that train yard. We have to kill both the buyer, and the dealer. Got a rifle?
Firearm: I think...
