Saten Twist Adventures 9... PART 5 - My Little pony - L'amicizia è magica - fanpop

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posted by Canada24

Pinkie showed Derpy and Saten all over Ponyville, eventually they ended up at sweet mela, apple aches.
Saten: (eyes widen) agrifoglio cow.. Who's that!?
Pinkie: Oh that.. That's Applejack.
Saten: She's.. Beauitful.
Derpy: Really? Not really something I'd look twice at. (looks at AJ again), No wait, never mind..
Pinkie: (calling out) ciao AppleJack! Come meet the new folks.
AJ: (comes over) greetings.
Saten: (has trouble finding his tongue)..
AJ: Are ya okay.
Saten: Yeah.. It's just.. (sigh) would te go out with me?
AJ: (pauses)... Sure.
Saten: R Really?
AJ: Sure. Why not.. Just give mah an ora o so (leaves)
Pinkie & Derpy both: Wow... Impressive.
Saten: Really? Cause I almost shitted myself.
Derpy: Oh.. I'm sure te two would be 'perfect' together.

WEEK AND A HALF LATER

AJ: (sadly) Ah.. Ah think we need ta break up.
Saten: (holding large wine bottle, having finally opened it) What!? Why!?
AJ: It's.. It's just not working out.
Saten: Why!?
AJ: Well.. For one thing. Ya drink WAY ta much.
Saten: No I don't! (ends up chugging down the entire bottle of wine, much to AJ's shock).
Saten: (burbs).... What? I was thirty.
AJ: Look.. I'm sorry sugercube.. But Ah need ta sposta on, towards bigger, better, things.
Saten: ...... Like meth?
AJ: (annoyed) No. Not like me-
Saten: Want some?
AJ: No ah don't wan- WHY DO YA HAVE METH!?
Saten: I never detto 'I' do it.

TO BE CONTAINUED

tailsfan111 and akatsuki48 like this

AquaMarine6663 ....meth?

Windwakerguy430 God, that was so funny

J666 LOLs to the max now that your meth you need to put silver needle in your stores, he sells all the drugs.

J666 you have meth tied in not you meth

Canada24 Haha.. Saten said that it's not 'him' who takes it.. So for all he know he was selling it to silver needle

My superiore, in alto My Little pony Couples

posted by Kibahina96

1.RAinbow Dash And arcobaleno Blitz
2.FlutterDash
3.Rainbow Dash and Soarin
4.Applejack and Brayburn
5.Shining Armor and Cadence
6.Pinkie and Cheese
7.Spike And Rarity
8.Twilight And Flash sentry
9.Big Mac and Cherilee

Reasons think there meant to be o I like them :

1.They have the same cutie mark which means they're meant to be together.
2. Who doesnt Amore Yuri ? Not to mention with ponies !!!
3.Theyre both in the Wonderbolts !! Need I say più ?
4.They both have(red) apples for cutie marks.
5.theyre in the Canterlot Wedding episode and completely dedicated to one another.
6.They're both party ponies.
7.Do I really need to say it?
8.She blushes every time she gets near him.
9.They fell in Amore cause of a potion.

My superiore, in alto 5 preferito Equestria Girls Antagonists

posted by Windrises

Twilight Sparkle and her Friends should be careful, because this lista is about their enemies. This lista is about my superiore, in alto 5 preferito Equestria Girls antagonists so both villains and their sidekicks are allowed.

5. Sunset Shimmer

Sunset Shimmer is the main antagonist in the 2013 Equestria Girls film. She was a cool enemy to Twilight Sparkle who managed to be quite threatening. In the sequels she's not a villain. Darn. Um I mean good. Sort of.

4 and 3. Snips and Snails

Snips and Snails share the part of secondary antagonist in the 2013 Equestria Girls film. They were Sunset Shimmer's sidekicks...

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My Feelings on the 2017 My Little pony Film

posted by Windrises

Am I excited about the 2017 My Little pony film? Well I'm nervouscited for the upcoming My Little pony film.

A major problem I have with the upcoming film is that it's not a Equestria Girls film. Because of that I'm worried that Twilight sparkle's Friends will be protagonists. I think that Twilight's Friends are weak protagonists, but decent supporting characters. I'm worried about Sunset Shimmer not being in the film. How can te have a good My Little pony film without Sunset? I'm hoping that Celestia, Luna, the cutie mark crusaders, and Starlight Glimmer don't appear in the film. I hope that...

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applejack

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Awesome pony pics

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Ponies!

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Awesome pony pics

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New Era : Reborn Episode 12

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Dan - Tricky. I could think it was him. It's time to take him out. He is hiding in his bills in Georgia.
Jade - Let's kill the man then.
Shadow - I'm in it.
Dimitri - Let's go.
Yuri - For our country. Well... Your country.
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Sandman. - *looks around Canterlot* everything is destroied... Damn.
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-Georgia-
Dan - *falls of the hill*
??? - *grabs him* where are they.
Dan - Shadow is pinned down with The and Dimitri. Jade location is unknown. Hank so te were listening to us.
Hank - I won't let my friend down let's go.
Dan - *follows him* that's the Villa
Hank - Mhmh... I leave it to you.
Dan - What? You're...

Saten Twist adventures: S3E5 PART 5

posted by Canada24

I had a complaint about being too short.. So made this long..

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Twilight: (shocked) The baby is an alicorn!?

Ditto: (there with Luna, cause there actually a couple now) Seems that way.

Rarity: But... But... But I thought Alicorn wings had to be earned da accomplishing some great, princess-worthy deed!?

Applejack: Yeah. How can te just be born with 'em?

Celestia: The birth of an Alicorn is something Equestria has never seen!

Luna: Yes, it is beyond even our understanding.

Fluttershy: [hushed] That's not very reassuring.

Pinkie Pie: (typical...

Pinkie Pie's version of "You Belong With Me"

posted by Windrises

Note: In this song Pinkie Pie is around the same age as Mr. and Mrs. Cake.

Pinkie Pie: Mr. Cake you're on your pony phone with your girlfriend, Mrs. Cake. That cup cake is upset. She doesn't understand te like I do. I'm at work listening to my Frozen soundtrack. She'll never understand te like I do. She wears a apron. I wear nothing. She's the boss while I'm the co-worker. I'm waiting for te to realize that what you're looking for has been here the whole time. If te could see that I'm the one who truly loves you. Why can't te see? te belong with me. te belong with me.

Walking in the...

Gran Turismo Episode 11 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nikki: *Passes Andy, and Mercedes*
Andy: *Sees pony 49 catching up to Nikki, and turns on his lights to pursue the two ponies*
Mercedes: Y6, in pursuit of a 1968 Shelby GT500, and a 2014 Corvette. We're southbound, entering the highway.
Tim: Talk to them.
Julia: GT24, we'll keep our eyes open on-
Tim: *Turns right, and goes off road*
Julia:-What do te think you're doing?!!?!?!?!
Tim: Taking a short cut. *Gains air when hitting a rail on a train track, and drifts onto the highway*
GMC Pony: *Honks his horn for two secondi while slowing down*
Tim: They just got onto the highway, so we gotta wait for...

Awesome pony pics

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Rarity Measuring Big Macintosh

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Rarity and Spike

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Ponies

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 102 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: May 10, 1961
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 9:30 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss finally arrived.

Railroad pony 39: te guys are right on time. Nice work.
Hawkeye: Thank you. We need to ask te a question.
Railroad pony 39: Sure.
Hawkeye: Do te have any diesel fuel we can take back to Cheyenne? We're running low.
Railroad pony 39: Yeah, we're just getting a train set up full of fuel for te two. Uncouple your engines, and I'll take te to the fuel cars.

Seventy minuti later, they were delivering the fuel to Cheyenne. From their current location, it would take them...

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean and arcobaleno Dash entered Twilight's castello in Ponyville with Wind and Master Sword. Celestia was waiting.

Applejack & Pinkie Pie: *Sitting with the others as Celestia starts to make a speech*
Celestia: This Eggman must be stopped immediately.
Pinkie Pie: Is he obsessed with eggs?
Sean: Uh, sort of. Let the princess continue.
Celestia: For the time being, his army is superior to ours, but we will quickly turn the tables, and make things go the way we want them to be. Sean, and arcobaleno Dash, I would like te two to go with Wind and Master Sword to sabotage as many of their vehicles as...

CHiPs 2 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The following links below are to pictures of all the bad guys for this fanfic.

Harry: link
Silver: link
Sadren: link
Rio: link
Malcolm: link
Highball: link
Hetford: link

Malcolm was at his house with Rio, and tumbler, highball when Harry arrived.

Malcolm: Okay. How did it go?
Harry: Fine. We got another successful robbery on one of the tour buses in this city, but they got Quincy.
Rio: What happened?
Harry: We robbed the bank, and the distraction was going well, but the police blocked off our escape route. Quincy left in a stolen car while the rest of us ran through the alley ways.
Highball: Sounds like you...

superiore, in alto ten characters who USE to be relatable:

posted by Canada24

#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked da me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no più than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic...