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Sweet mela, mela, apple Massicure Spoof PART 2

posted by Canada24

Having read Sean's story RUNAWAY.
It makes me want to bring back Ditto as an actual character.. So I will make a secondo half of the story, staring him...

The Cusaders knocked on Mary Sue's door, and told her of the situation.
Mary Sue: Well. If Saten's dead, I guess it's not ALL bad (laughs, much the Crusader's annoyance).
Cutie Mark Crusaders: That's not funny!
Mary Sue: Whatever., te three better come. I'll tell Celestia of the situration.

LATER:

Celestia: (dose indeed get informed of the situration, and calls Ditto saying he and a shining to bring gather some of their best men and arrest Big Mac for his murder of Saten Twist, and attemptive murder of the fillies, since Ditto is the pony verison of police chief).
Ditto: Will do ma'am.
Luna: Great. But try to keep him alive this time..
Ditto: te can't keep blaming me for that.

FLASHBACK:

Luna is driving a carriage, Ditto in the passenger seat, and a prisoner ïs tied in the back.
Prisoner: (childishl) Are we there yet?
Ditto: (annoyed) No.
Prisoner: ....... What about now?
Ditto: (turns around) Would te ever shu- (the gun he's holding accidently goes off, killing the prisoner from off view, blood spraying everywhere).
Ditto: Aww shit.. I shot him in the face.
Luna: WHAT!? Why would te do that!?
Ditto: It was an accident!
Luna: I seen some crazy shit but tha-
Ditto: Calm down. I detto it was an accident. We must of hit a bump.
Luna: It's a desert road, it's ALL bumps.
Ditto: Look. I didn't mean to shoot the kid in the face, these things just happen.
Luna: God, I'm gonna need a shower..
Ditto: (slyly) Ohh. Thanks for the happy vision for later.
Luna: Shut up, I'm not in the mood.
Ditto: Whatever..

LATER:

Ditto: (telling other guards about their new mission) Any questions?
Guard: Yeah. Isn't their someone else we should be hearing this from.. A princess preferably?
Ditto: (annnoyed) Don't be a dick.
Guard: Whatever..

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Magical Mystery Cure song compilation in reverse.

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To Live And Die In L.P Part 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

John's car

The stalkers were getting closer.

Richard: Come on, two hooves! Take the hat off! *Takes Thomas' hat off* That's great *Finds money*
John: Is it?
Richard: Now take your camicia off.
John: We already got the money we don't need to-
Richard: Take your camicia off!
Stalker: *stops car on bridge*

The two stalkers got out, and one was carrying an assault rifle.

Stalker 2: *Shoots at Richard, John, and Thomas*
Somepony: *Crashes into stalker's car*
Stalkers: *Looking at car*

Then all of a sudden, the gun accidentally went off, and killed Thomas.

Richard & John: *Run for cover*
Richard: te ok?
John: I'm fine....

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Applejack's Double Life part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Erica

After the Flim Flam brothers left with Dexter, another pony walked in.

??: Hey. Are te alright?
Applejack: *Stands up* Who are you?
?? My name is Erica. te three should get some medical attention.
Applejack: We can't right now. I gotta go after those ponies that beat me, and my cousin up.
Erica: I think I saw them. Were they two unicorni with an arancia, arancio pegasus?
Applejack: Yeah. Where'd te see them?
Erica: They just left the warehouse.
Applejack: Ok. Wake up Braeburn while I untie my sister. *Goes to Applebloom*
Erica: *Walks to Braeburn* Exuse me. Sir?
Braeburn: *Hits Erica*
Applejack: Braeburn!...

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Middle School Part 18

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Just when Jeanne was walking away, Mrs. Stricker arrived.

Mrs. Stricker: Jeanne! Get over here!
Jeanne: *goes to Mrs. Stricker*
Mrs. Stricker: You're not allowed to baciare other students on school grounds.
Jeanne: Really?
Rafe: That's dumb.
Mrs. Stricker: te two in my office, now.

In Mrs. Stricker's office

Mrs. Stricker: What in the world were te thinking when te kissed him?
Jeanne: I was happy for him. He offered to do something very nice, and-
Mrs. Stricker: No, unacceptable. No matter what, te cannot baciare other ponies in this school.
Rafe: That's so unfair!
Mrs. Stricker: Watch your tone, Mr....

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Ponies On The Rails episode 9 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run da thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 9

Bartholomew "Not so" Perfect The 55th

June 10, 1951

At the station in Cheyenne, Bartholomew was getting ready to conduct a passenger train.

Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do te know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?
Bartholomew: Perhaps te should try looking at an actual world map instead...

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Slycall part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After Snow got her revenge on Con, she went back to HQ. As for Con, and Blu, they were on a barca heading to Maredagascar.

Blu: Will te be able to save me?
Con: *turns on transmitter* I believe so.

When they arrived the town was deserted. The only ponies on the streets were Con, Blu, 7 koreans, and a mexican pony walking toward them.

Heckler: Hola everypony.
Con: I assume that a pony named Vetrice was working for you.
Heckler: You're correct, but how?
Con: I killed him, and he told me it was a mexican.
Heckler: Let's talk somewhere a little più private shall we?

There was a warehouse successivo to...

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Diamond Tiara's Are Forever part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con recieved his equipment from S, and left for Las Pegasus. When he got there, he met a mare, that was running away from some one.

Whataspy: *gets in car* Drive!
Con: Ok *drives fast*
Bambi: She got away!
Thumper: I saw the license plate, we'll call the cops.

So they did, and they chased Con's car.
Whataspy: Those ponies chasing me must have called them.
Con: We'll lose them.
Cop 1: All units, the Special is heading toward Howlywood. Set up a roadblock!
Cops 2 & 3: *block road with cars*
Con: *deploys machine guns*
Whataspy: What was that?
Con: Something surprising *shoots cars out of the way*...

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The Pegasus That Wouldn't Quit part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was very hot in Equestria, and arcobaleno Dash was tired. She was only 40 miles from San Franciscolt, but she saw something that made her stop. Half a mile ahead was a roadblock, formed da Snips & Snails.

Snails: No one is getting past.
Snips: And if any mares mostra up, we'll kill them.
Snails: I think I see arcobaleno Dash over there.
Snips: Really? Let me see *looks through binoculars*
Snails: You're looking through them the wrong way.
Snips: I am? Well she just left anyway so I'm not sure what to so now.

Rainbow Dash was flying past the barricade without Snips o Snails noticing. Then she...

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Pinkie's Easter part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The successivo giorno they snuck the gelatina beans to Cadence.

King Sombra: *clopping*
Guard 32: Sir?!
King Sombra: Oh dear. *opens trap door, killing the guard*
Guard: 29: What just happened?
King Sombra: Nothing! What do te want?!
Guard 29: I just saw the Queen eating something called gelatina beans?
King Sombra: gelatina beans?! Let me see this!!
Cadence: I don't see why I can only eat beans. I'm older then you, I can eat whatever I want!
King Sombra: I am a higher rank then you! te eat what I tell te to, and it will only be beans!
Guard 29: With all due respect that sounds stupid.
King Sombra: YOU'RE STUPID!...

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Goldhoof part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Later in another part of Ponyville

Fenix: Thanks for the coffee.
Waitress: Your welcome, that'll be 1 bit.
Fenix: No problem *pays for coffee with tip*
Shredder: Why am i here again?
Fenix: We need to help Con in case he's been kidnapped da Goldhoof.
Shredder: He's a unicorn, if he gets into any trouble he can use magic to escape.
Fenix: Then they shoot him before he leaves. He probably has his location marked on the radar. *walks to car*
Shredder: What is this?
Fenix: A Dodge Alicorn with spy equipment.
Wierdjob: *drives past Fenix*
Shredder: He must have past us.
Fenix: Lets go then *follows radar*...

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Pinkie's Natale part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

"Thats the book!" Pinkie shouted in excitement. "Ok," Twilight said, "Lets see what we got here." She read the index, and found something called holidays. Meanwhile Rarity was waiting for Santa Claus to arrive. Where could he be, she thought. Although she was freesing Rarity still waited outside for Santa to arrive. "Where's Santa?!" She yelled for no reason. Then, she saw a red light, not knowing what it was, she ran off, "Wait," someone detto in a shadow, "Theres no need to run away, unless you've been naughty." he continued saying. Twilight continued Leggere the book, this time outloud. "On...

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My preferiti from the mane 6

posted by Courtneyfan785

Applejack

Applejack is a honest and hard working pony.She can get on my nerves a liiiiiitle but she is the best country pony I ever saw

Rainbow Dash

Rainbow Dash is a super awesome pegasus!She can be kinda mean but shes so awesome!But compared to applejack she needs to be 20% più fresco, dispositivo di raffreddamento X3

Fluttershy

Fluttershy is the sweetest pegasus I have ever seen!She kinda gets on my nerves for being to weak,but she is still my number 3!

Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie is a ball of fun!She can be overly random sometimes,but she is the funniest pony i've seen besides Derpy!

Twilight Sparkle

Twilight is a great and smart pony!She is kinda overly smart a times,but she's a great friend!

Rarity

Rarity is a great fasionista!But she does get on my nerves a lot.She is a drama queen.She is a really big one in Lesson Zero.But she is a great friend!

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Ponies On The Rails episode 32 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon was doing well with driving the train.

Franklin: We'll be going up a collina soon.
Gordon: Oh please. This engine is powerful, it should get the entire train up da itself.
Franklin: But it doesn't. We tried having an empty freight like ours go up that collina once, but it still needed help. Coal is a very heavy thing to pull.
Gordon: I know. te should see the trains we have to deal with, some of them are so heavy, that we need two challengers to pull them.
Franklin: Double heading of very large locomotives just seems so interesting.
Gordon: I know. *Sees hill* Is this the collina te were talking...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 29 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nopony noticed that the Irish ponies ha rubato, stola the Golden Spike.

Mayor: As mayor of Promontory Utah, I give te permission, to put the Golden Spike in it's rightful place.
Connor: Yes sir. Get the spike.
Mercury: *Goes to boxcar*
Ponies: *Excited to see Golden Spike*
Connor: What's taking so long?
Mercury: *returns* Connor, some of the workers are gone, and the spike is gone.
Connor: What?! Excuse us mayor, the spike has been stolen. We need to find it.
Mayor: Oh, alright. We'll stay here until te find it.
Connor: Thank you. Let's go Mercury.

Up north, the Irish ponies stopped to get water.

Irish Pony...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nineteen days passed, and we were close to leaving the camp.

Jade: *Sitting at desk* successivo in line please.
Shining Armor: *disguised as a griffon* Heil Robotnik!
Jade: Wie alt sind Sie?
Shining Armor: Fünfundzwanzig Jahre alt fraulein.
Jade: Wann haben Sie Nazi-Kräfte zu bündeln?
Shining Armor: Vor fünf Monaten.
Jade: Your German is good.
Shining Armor: Well, thanks I...
Jade: Aww, don't fall for that trick Shining Armor! It's the easiest way to pick up a suspect. Remember, german always.
Shining Armor: te got it *Walks away*

Inside Brewster's room

Brewster: *Wearing a grey suit. Walking while...