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Sweet mela, mela, apple Massicure Spoof PART 2

posted by Canada24

Having read Sean's story RUNAWAY.
It makes me want to bring back Ditto as an actual character.. So I will make a secondo half of the story, staring him...

The Cusaders knocked on Mary Sue's door, and told her of the situation.
Mary Sue: Well. If Saten's dead, I guess it's not ALL bad (laughs, much the Crusader's annoyance).
Cutie Mark Crusaders: That's not funny!
Mary Sue: Whatever., te three better come. I'll tell Celestia of the situration.

LATER:

Celestia: (dose indeed get informed of the situration, and calls Ditto saying he and a shining to bring gather some of their best men and arrest Big Mac for his murder of Saten Twist, and attemptive murder of the fillies, since Ditto is the pony verison of police chief).
Ditto: Will do ma'am.
Luna: Great. But try to keep him alive this time..
Ditto: te can't keep blaming me for that.

FLASHBACK:

Luna is driving a carriage, Ditto in the passenger seat, and a prisoner ïs tied in the back.
Prisoner: (childishl) Are we there yet?
Ditto: (annoyed) No.
Prisoner: ....... What about now?
Ditto: (turns around) Would te ever shu- (the gun he's holding accidently goes off, killing the prisoner from off view, blood spraying everywhere).
Ditto: Aww shit.. I shot him in the face.
Luna: WHAT!? Why would te do that!?
Ditto: It was an accident!
Luna: I seen some crazy shit but tha-
Ditto: Calm down. I detto it was an accident. We must of hit a bump.
Luna: It's a desert road, it's ALL bumps.
Ditto: Look. I didn't mean to shoot the kid in the face, these things just happen.
Luna: God, I'm gonna need a shower..
Ditto: (slyly) Ohh. Thanks for the happy vision for later.
Luna: Shut up, I'm not in the mood.
Ditto: Whatever..

LATER:

Ditto: (telling other guards about their new mission) Any questions?
Guard: Yeah. Isn't their someone else we should be hearing this from.. A princess preferably?
Ditto: (annnoyed) Don't be a dick.
Guard: Whatever..

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Hedgehog in Ponyville AGAIN part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

"What do te mean they kidnapped her?" Scootaloo asked being mad at Pinkie Pie for not rescuing her. "Twilight got spotted da a nazi, the alarm went off, we were about to make a run for it, then the gate closed, and only I got out." Pinkie said. She then started crying because for all she knew, arcobaleno Dash would be dead. "Twilight," Rarity said, "Whats in that folder?" As Twilight showed Rarity the folder containing Robotnik's plan to bomb Princess Celestia's castello she was shocked. "We got to do something." She said, "But we have to save Sean," Fluttershy said, "And arcobaleno Dash!" Pinkie...

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Evdog - October Sky

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Credit: Evdog Musica ; This is an original song da Evdog [Feat. Automatic Jack], but the lyrical content is a sequel to "September" da The Living Tombstone.

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Awesome pony pics

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The Legend of Wolfe

posted by BlondLionEzel

Chapter 1

It was a dark and stormy night. A lone mare named Brine was walking from a very distant marketplace. Brine was about fifteen. She had the most striking light-blue hair that looked almost like water. Brine also had very light green eyes, very much like algae. She nervously walked along the familiar trail, thinking to herself.

“I do hope that those stories of young mares being kidnapped is false...” Brine thought to herself. About two weeks ago, a young mare was kidnaped on the same trail, and they were never able to find her. The same happened to a different mere one week afterwards....

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 53 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye continued telling the story of Anthony to Stylo as they were getting their train towards the station of North Platte.

Stylo: Okay, so te detto that Coffee Creme was going to trick Anthony. What exactly did she do?
Hawkeye: You'll find out, but first we get to the scene where Anthony continues on to North Platte, after meeting Frenchy for the first time. He sings a song.
Stylo: Let me guess, Hound Dog.
Hawkeye: Yep.
Stylo: Don't sing it Hawk, please!
Hawkeye: Okay. I'll just tell the readers about it instead of you. *Knocks out Stylo* Now then.

Hawkeye is narrating.

Anthony continued on...

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Find a Pet

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The first song of season 2 with Fluttershy & arcobaleno Dash!

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To Live And Die In L.P Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Henry

Later that evening Richard, and John were on a stakeout. It was raining.

Richard: *Sighs* This is nice, isn't it?
John: Whatever te say man.
Richard: *Sticks head out window* Have te ever gone bungee jumping before?
John: No.
Richard: I've seen many ponies do it before. te should try it.
John: *Trying to look out window* I can't see.
Richard: Oh, sorry *Moves out of way*
Rick: *Drives up to house*
John: I see a arancia, arancio Lambronyni.
Richard: That's an Eventador.
Jewelia: *Walks out of car*
John: That's a mare.
Richard: We better wait for Rick to mostra up then.
Jewelia: *Knocks on door*
Henry: *Opens...

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Die And Let Live part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Once again at Dr. Silver's base of operations.

Dr. Silver: *Waiting* What is taking her so long to bring Con to me?
Gilda: I don't know. Maybe she died.
Dr. Silver: Perhaps. Now I need to find yet another pony to help deliver this zombie formula to Hawaii.
Gilda: Ahem. Me, and all the griffons are a part of the Nazi Forces. We can help te send the formula to Hawaii.
Dr. Silver: Good. Get as many planes as te can, and meet me at the airport.

Back at Fenix's vacation home

Con: What else do te know about Dr. Silver?
Itic: She has a vulcano lair in Hawaii, and an army of griffons.
Con: So basically,...

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Middle School part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a typical friday night. Mom wouldn't be home until it was late, and both Georgia, and Carl were asleep. Georgia, because she's little, and Carl, because he's lazy.

Rafe: *grabs swiss cheese* Ditka. Here boy.
Ditka: Woof, woof!! *runs towards Rafe*
Rafe: *throws cheese into bathroom*
Ditka: *Goes into bathroom*
Rafe: *closes door* Now for some zoom.

Zoom tastes like Cioccolato mixed with colta cola. I pour the zoom out of a can into a travel mug, just in case Carl wakes up, and he can't see what I'm drinking.

Next, was the dangerous part.

Carl: *Sleeping*
Rafe: *sees remote*
Carl: *holding...

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Two of these trucks arrived near Con's car

The successivo day, Con went to his apartment in L.P. to inform P that he had the blueprints to Steve Job's weapon.

Con: *parks car*
mexicans: He has a red Meuzda parked on 5th street.
Popeye: I'll deal with Con, te get the blueprints from his car.
Con: P, it's 0007. I have the blueprints. I'll send them to te as soon as possible.
Popeye: *shoots phone* Time's up.
Con: I didn't even put in a quarter.
Popeye: Well, that's not neccesary. *sits on bed*

Meanwhile two Dodge trucks, and a tow truck arrived da Con's car

Mexican pony78: We'll wait here, in case he comes.
Steve Jobs: I hope he doesn't cum....

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Nightmare Moonraker part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con kept chasing drake until he got to a room where più missiles were being launched.

Drake: te seemed to have Lost me. Where do te think these are heading?
Con: *disables machine*
Drake: te were lucky that time Mane. It won't happen again!
Russian pony83: *runs in*
Con: *kills russian*
Drake: Why are te doing this, when te can unisciti me? The world sucks!
Con: *destroys other machine*
Drake: How about if I operate two of them at once?
Con: *destroys first*
Drake: Stop that! I ORDER YOU!
Con: *destroys other machine*
Drake: NO NO NO!! *runs in room*
Con: Ah, so nice to see te Drake.
Drake: *hits Con*...

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Pinkie's Easter part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was finally easter day. Pinkie Pie, and applejack were getting the train loaded with stuff to celebrate easter with. Meanwhile the easter bunny was with arcobaleno Dash, and Fluttershy. They were trying to find an engine to pull the train.

station owner: Why should I lend an engine to you?
Easter Bunny: Come on please? It's very important.
station owner: Important? What about the 21st century limited?
Passenger 1: And the Powhattan bow & arrow?
Engineer: And then there's the coal that goes to Hoofington.
station owner: I'm not sure how you're talking, but leave us alone!
Easter bunny: Without...

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Dr. Ani (A Con Mane story) part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In case te are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a strada, via to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the arancia, arancio stallion asked. "Our successivo target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 31 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon was at the trainyard.

Gordon: Percy! Which train am I taking?
Percy: te have to drive that challenger with the boxcars.
Gordon: *Sighs* Even though I hate steam engines, I'm only taking it because it's very powerful.
Percy: Maybe there will be a diesel as powerful as the big boy.
Gordon: Yeah, maybe in fifty, o sixty years.
Percy: o maybe sooner than that. te never know.
Gordon: Right. I have to get going now, otherwise I'll be late. *Goes to engine*
Wilson: *Waiting in engine*
Gordon: Wilson. What are te doing here?
Wilson: I'm your fireman.
Gordon: What about the train yard?
Wilson:...

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Strike Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

James woke up early successivo morning. He wanted to say hello to his little ponies before they left for school.

Toby: *eating soup*
Melissa: All we get to eat is soup. It's not fair. There has to be something else for us to eat around here.
James: *Arrives* o at least something else for us to buy.
Toby: Dad!
James: Hello Toby. I thought I'd get up a little earlier then usual, and see te two before te left for school.
Toby: Thanks dad.
Melissa: Thank you.
James: Where's your mom?
Toby: She's outside.
James: *Walks out of house*
Martha: *sees James* James, what are te doing up so early?
James: I just...

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Strike Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The evening of July 4, 1892

James: *Having soup*
Martha: Is everything ok?
James: No. Every worker is going on strike, and they forced me to unisciti them.
Martha: What are te talking about?
James: Larry, and Jack. They made me unisciti them for the strike. I didn't want to, but I had no choice.
Martha: Well, what are te going to do?
James: What they tell me to do I guess.
Toby: Everything will be ok Dad. Sooner, o later the strikers will stop, and everything will be ok again.
James: Thanks Toby.
???: *Knocks on door*
James: Hmm, who could that be? *walks to front door*
???: James? Are te in there?
James:...

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My Little pony Friendship is Magic: Episode 26: The Best Night Ever!

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