On The Block Episode 15 Part 6 - My Little pony - L'amicizia è magica - fanpop

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Saten Twist was watching più television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still mostrare that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like a recolor.
Saten Twist: Oh not this again.
Sean: *Knocks on door, but makes it fall* I did not want that to happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: ciao Sean, do te know what recolors are?
Sean: Don't mention them to me. They're the worst type of ponies everypony should know.
TheLivingTombstone: *Arrives* Hey! That's part of my song, Octavia's Overture. Make your own goddamn song, and stop stealing from me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I never even heard of this guy.
Master Sword: Forget about it. He's not even part of the show. Anyway, Saten Twist doesn't know, o care about recolors.
Sean: Well te better. Otherwise, they'll kidnap you, and people will make recolors of you.
Saten Twist: I wouldn't mind seeing a green version of me.
Master Sword: So te don't care if your life is in danger?
Saten Twist: I don't even know what the word danger means.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm gonna try this again. I will mostra te why recolors are bad. *Turns on TV*

Another episode of Recolors Are Dicks appeared.

Audience: *Laughing*

The same two recolors from part 2 of this episode appear.

Recolor Snips: Hey. Give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give te my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazooka at Recolor Snails* I detto give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Oh, not this again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: Give me all the goddamn money.
Recolor Snails: *Grabs a bazooka, and points it at Snips* Aha! te weren't expecting that! Were you?
Recolor Snips: Well this scenario has taken an unexpected turn.
Audience: *Laughing*

The TV turned off. Saten Twist was now confused.

Saten Twist: Why do te keep mostrare me this shit?
Master Sword: To let te know why recolors are dicks. I've already shown it to Snow Wonder, Double Scoop, Aina, and Tom. They all agree with me. Recolors are dicks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: F*ck you. That's all the time we have for this episode. See te successivo time.

The End

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The last solstice - Chapter 27: Time

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 27: Time

A few hours later, Nocturnal Mirage was lying on his back beside the Princess, observing the twinkling stars on the cobalt sky from her balcony. The night was cold, their breaths were visible, but Celestia's body was radiating with an unusual, strong warmness, heating up the air in a small radius, like the flames of an intimate campfire.

“You know, every time I look at those beautiful stars, I wonder what's up there...” Mirage broke the quietness after some time.

“Indeed.” Celestia replied softly. “Everypony who took the time to gaze at Luna's work...

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Silver Tune's Story 5

posted by _MockingJay_

Everypony stared at Silver Tune as she walked up the stairs. Silver Tune was very mad and sad at the same time. She saw a stallion approach to her. The stallion had a rope.

Stallion: ciao loser.
ST: *rolls eyes* Please, leave me alone.
Stallion: Here. *hands rope to ST*
ST: What's this for?
Stallion: For te to go hang yourself, duh. *laughs*
ST: *frowns* te don't know what I've been through.
Stallion: *shouts* DRRAAMMAA!!!
ST: *looks down*
Ponies: *laugh*

Silver Tune grabbed her libri from her locker and went straight to Science class. She sat in the back of the class alone. Everypony stared at...

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The Seven Up's part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Two police officers walked to the police cheif. Buddy was near getting a cup of water

Cop 1: Sir, we need to talk to you.
Cheif: What is it?
Cop 2: What those seven up's did was not how we do police work.
Cheif: te two bastards have been saying that for the last 23 times now. Give it a rest.
Buddy: *walks to cheif*
Cheif: Ignore them Buddy, te did fantastic.
Buddy: Yeah. They're just jealous. *goes to seven up's room*
Sigmund: Hey. What's good Bud?
Click-Clack: I don't understand how he lives in Manehattan, but likes the Oakland Raiders.
Buddy: I'm telling you, they're the best football team in...

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Ponyville Military Ch. 3

posted by Dragon4322

"Well of coarse they do"

Our helicopter arrived at a good spot so we set up camp and then later went to sleep. Except for me and Chrysalis because the both of us didn't really like to sleep. So instead we whispered commenti back and forth about opinions, wondering how our fan are back home. I asked my friend ,"Do te think the fan miss us?" she looked at me with surprise and detto ,"Well of coarse they do" and so i smiled at her comment. ,"Hey Chrysalis?.." I asked silently. My friend replied ,"Yes?" I asked her ,"What is it like to be a changeling?"Chrysalis responded da saying ,"Well being a changeling is no different from being a regular pony except our legs have holes in them and our wings are a little different also". I was interested in my best friend's perspective thinking that they aren't much different.

"Well being a changeling is no different

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 6 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run da thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" Hour

May 21, 1951

You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the giorno off. So we got te another...

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The last solstice - Chapter 24: Trust

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 24: Trust

That’s it! te have to do this! Nocturnal Mirage thought to himself.

Three days have passed since the unfortunate stargazing and during that time, Celestia remained unreachable. The royal blue stallion spent countless hours at her door, trying to get in touch with her again, and despite his reassuring and convincing words, nothing seemed to work. Remorse overwhelmed his soul like an icy flood and fear started to build up in his mind as he kept thinking about the consequences of his failure. He tried his best to correct the mistake he made, but to no avail....

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Trip to Cantorlot part 3: first time in Cantorlot ruined

posted by pookafusmcgee

ciao ppl! My last part was uh... Well I didt write it has well. So if this one is the same way just tell me becuae I'm trying to be the best writer I can! Thx for all the support and seanthehedgehog I'm sorry bout Bartholomew!!! I feel so bad :...(

"Oh hello princess!" Red rose detto has she hastily put down her head so the princess could not see her face turning red. Coffee cream put down her head and rolled her eyes "I told you, te can't say those things in puplic anymore!"

Rose lifted her head and have an awkward smile "uh, what I detto back their i didt really mean it. I Just uh was, well you...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 5 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run da thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 5: War pony

May 15, 1951

The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Las Pegasus for use in the U.S military.

Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for te to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want te to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon:...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 7 part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Nazi pilot was flying his airplane to the front of our train

Sean: He's going to bomb the tracks!! *goes to ladder*
Rainbow Dash: What are te doing?
Sean: Shooting that plane down before he destroys the rails! *climbs to roof*
Nazi pilot: *flying to the front of train*
Sean: *shoots airplane*
Nazi pilot: *turns around*
Sean: *stands still*
Nazi Pilot: Auf wiedershen hedgehog! *about to shoot guns*
Sean: *grabs airplane*
Nazi pilot: Was ist das?!
Sean: *throws airplane away*
Nazi pilot: NEIN!! *crashes*
Twilight: Man, is he ok?
Sean: No *climbs down* I'm better then that. I'm great!
Mane 6: Alright!!...

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Chapter 12

posted by Canada24

The five mares finally approached where poor Twilight was being held.

but when they reached the door, it was trap, and they down a hole, and landed in the very cage area, we're Ganger, and possibly others, we're 'turned'.

"Well well, nice of te to 'drop' in" Chrysalis mocked.

Rainbow and AppleJack both growled at her, like angry Cani almost.

"Haha, good seeing te two ladies" Chrysalis mocked.

"Let us outta of her!" arcobaleno ordered.

"Haha. Ditto's right, te ponies are cute when angry. But it's not gonna save you" Chrysalis replied.

"Some one say my name?" Ditto asked, coming into view.

"Oh Ditto....

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arcobaleno Dash Presents: A Crossover part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Back at Sweet mela, apple Acres

RDP arcobaleno Dash: *wakes up* ciao Applejack, where are we?
RDP Applejack: We're at Sweet mela, apple Acres still. Why are we strapped to chairs?
RDP arcobaleno Dash: I don't know.
Applebloom: arcobaleno Dash? Applejack? What's going on?
RDP arcobaleno Dash: Uhhh. Big Mac is on crack! He tied us to these chairs for no reason!!
Applebloom: I didn't know he was obsessed with broken sidewalks. Anyways I gotta get te free *unties arcobaleno Dash*
RDP Applejack: Ok, now Dash untie me.
RDP arcobaleno Dash: Ok. *looks at rope* Uhhh. I'm not sure how to uh..
Applebloom: Seriously?
RDP arcobaleno Dash: *pushes...

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Nikki's Old Enemy: Part 4

posted by applejackrocks1

It started to rain..

Nikki: UGH! I hate them!!!!

A mare approached in front of Nikki...

???: Hi!
Nikki: Uhh..Hi?
???: te hate Diamond Dancer too, huh?
Nikki: te know her?
???: And hate her. I work for her.
Nikki: Really? What your name?
???: I'm Sugar Sprinkles. Nice to meet you.
Nikki: What do te do for her?
Sugar: I'm her maid.
Nikki: I feel so bad for you.
Sugar: *giggles* What are te doing out here? It's raining.
Nikki: The train broke down and stuff.
Sugar: Hmm..Well, would te like to stay with me?
Nikki: *smiles* Really?
Sugar: Of course!
Nikki: Thank te so much!
Sugar: No problem. Follow me.

A few...

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Nocturnal Night Part 8

posted by karinabrony

''King Sombra must have gotten them!'' Twilight Sparkle said. ''You're right. te must have to defeat him with your own power.'' Celestia said. They all nodded and ran out.

Nightmare Moon laughed and said, ''Now I will get to rule Equestria!''. King Sombra didn't care for anything as long as he got the crystal heart. He already had 1,000 crystals gathered.

''Twilight!'' Shining Armor and Cadence said. They needed her and her friends' help. ''I thought we can use our power with yours so we can defeat him.'' she said. ''But since he has all of the crystals, he is much too powerful.Right now he...

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Scootaloo's Following Fear ch.6

posted by Dragon4322

the spotlight

My sister and I left Twilight's house and went back to our house. I slowly crawled into letto when arcobaleno Dash came in and detto ,"Goodnight Scootaloo please go to sleep" she told me with a smile ,"Okay Dash I will" i told her. arcobaleno closed the door and turned all the lights out in the house. I stayed in my letto for a few più minuti and then silently crept out of my bed. i looked out the hall to make sure lights weren't on. Slowly hoof da hoof I made it to our back door and opened it quietly. I kept moving towards our back fence but at that moment a bright spotlight turned right on my body....

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A Amore Story: Part 5

posted by applejackrocks1

Back with the story....

(Meanwhile in this scene, this song starts to play:
link)

Applejack: *is very tierd* *coughs* Stop! Ah beg y'all!
Brawny: Stop being a wimp! Let me kill ya!
Applejack: *tries to swim Faster*
MP3: *blocks Applejack*
Applejack: AH! Get-
Brawny: *grabs Applejack*
Applejack: NO!
Brawny: *drags applejack and ties her up*
Applejack: *coughs* No...*coughs*
Brawny: *grabs Axe*
MP2: FINISH HER BRAWNY!
Brawny: It's fair to give te some last words. Go on. *smirks*
Applejack: *sigh* *stands up weak* *eyes are wounded and red*
Brawny: >:(
Applejack: *whispers* I-I...Love you..*kisses Brawny*...

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The last solstice - Chapter 7: Battle at Ivory Tower

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 7: Battle at Ivory Tower

The heat is suffocating. It settles on the capital, like an invisible mass. There’s absolutely no natural air movement. No clouds on the light blue sky. Everypony stays indoors, if they can. Only a few figures saunter on the streets. Mostly young fillies and colts, roasting eggs on the hot pavement, o Amore birds, chatting at cafés, under the shadow of tall oak trees. Everything’s quiet, as the fiery orb above continues to pour its light and warmness on the Equestrian landscape. This is the worst heat wave that struck Canterlot in over...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
Rainbow Dash: Wow. te can stay with us until Celestia makes te a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do te sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
Rainbow Dash: Who detto you're idiotic? Sure te made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make te retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices....

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hattan: *driving down road*
Con: Hmmm.
Weston: Ah'm not sure why they sell equestrian cars in China.
Con: *steals car*
Weston: What the hay?
Con: Who are you?
Weston: I'm Constaple Weston B. River. Ah saw te before. You're that secret agent!
Con: How'd te know that?
Weston: The Koreans told me.
Con: Ohh great.
Weston: Who are we chasing?
Con: That blue Wrestler with the white bacheca tires.
Hattan: *turns right*
Con: *does drift*
Sneak Peak: Floor it! Con's chasing us.
Hattan: *weaving through traffic*
Con: *honks horn*
Weston: Get out of the bloody way!
pony in car: Stop shouting!
Weston: I am a police...

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The New Era... PART 4

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Pilot 1 - GasMask On
time : 15:30
location : near LasPegasus
objiective : Find And Kill GoldenHorn
Pilot 2 - fourty-five we near the location
fourty-five - copy over five-o-five
Pilot 1 - holy shit there toxics everywhere
Dimitri - he want gas all civiliants...
Damn - damn...
Shadow *from radio* - Im under... 10 BTR's under the GoldenHorn office... 9 birds flying... no wait... se another one... ok there 10 birds... there contact Destroyer... when te land we Lost conntact with te five-o-five...
fourty-five - we landing... good luck
Shadow *from radio* - good luck five-o-five... happy hunting... Shadow...

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The Pegasus That Wouldn't Quit part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The sun was rising in Baltimare, as a few stallions were cleaning their house. arcobaleno Dash was asleep in that building, and still is. She got there after Fluttershy was killed. But later on

Stallion 63: Lets go. sposta it!
Celestia: te broke our wings. We can't sposta as fast as you.
Luna: You'll be sorry if te kill us.
Stallion 54: Just keep moving. Wait a minute.
Stallion 63: What is it?
Stallion 54: I just thought I saw arcobaleno Crash.
Nice Stallion: uh oh.
Stallion 54: *tries to look through window*
Nerdy pony: Hey! Guess what? I just invented a new thing called Multiplying! It's like adding,...