On The Block Episode 15 Part 6 - My Little pony - L'amicizia è magica - fanpop

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Saten Twist was watching più television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still mostrare that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like a recolor.
Saten Twist: Oh not this again.
Sean: *Knocks on door, but makes it fall* I did not want that to happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: ciao Sean, do te know what recolors are?
Sean: Don't mention them to me. They're the worst type of ponies everypony should know.
TheLivingTombstone: *Arrives* Hey! That's part of my song, Octavia's Overture. Make your own goddamn song, and stop stealing from me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I never even heard of this guy.
Master Sword: Forget about it. He's not even part of the show. Anyway, Saten Twist doesn't know, o care about recolors.
Sean: Well te better. Otherwise, they'll kidnap you, and people will make recolors of you.
Saten Twist: I wouldn't mind seeing a green version of me.
Master Sword: So te don't care if your life is in danger?
Saten Twist: I don't even know what the word danger means.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm gonna try this again. I will mostra te why recolors are bad. *Turns on TV*

Another episode of Recolors Are Dicks appeared.

Audience: *Laughing*

The same two recolors from part 2 of this episode appear.

Recolor Snips: Hey. Give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give te my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazooka at Recolor Snails* I detto give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Oh, not this again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: Give me all the goddamn money.
Recolor Snails: *Grabs a bazooka, and points it at Snips* Aha! te weren't expecting that! Were you?
Recolor Snips: Well this scenario has taken an unexpected turn.
Audience: *Laughing*

The TV turned off. Saten Twist was now confused.

Saten Twist: Why do te keep mostrare me this shit?
Master Sword: To let te know why recolors are dicks. I've already shown it to Snow Wonder, Double Scoop, Aina, and Tom. They all agree with me. Recolors are dicks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: F*ck you. That's all the time we have for this episode. See te successivo time.

The End

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A Changeling Hearth's Warming Eve Part 3

posted by The_Exorcist

Everypony was shouting once Cotton Swirls and her Friends got out. "This is terrible!"said Score Heights. They saw Queen Chrysalis using her dark magic to destroy every house in Ponyville. Score Heights went running to her and then told Queen Chrysalis,"Why would te do this to us? We don't deserve this!" Queen Chrysalis just chuckled and said,"I don't think te remember what happened at the wedding. I had my chance to get married with him. Now I give payback!" Score Heights looked up and she saw Princess Celestia.

"Princess Celestia!"said Score Heights. "Go get your Friends and gather them...

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One Left mela, mela, apple

posted by mariofan14

*This is an OC story with flippy_fan210's OC, Claw, who's not a pony, but what looks like a lynx. I'm also including my Bayonetta pony in this. And this is truly my longest story I have made, so I'm sorry about this. Enjoy.*

One fine giorno at Sweet mela, apple Acres, the mela, apple family was working hard in the fields, bucking the trees to harvest the apples. mela, apple Bloom, however, was working with Granny Smith around the house. After a while, the old green pony says, "Ya done real good there, mela, apple Bloom. Maybe te can help out yer brother and sister out in the fields." "Ah sure will!" mela, apple Bloom leaped...

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King Sombra's Return pt.5

posted by Mylittlecute12

Twilight and Fluttershy enter the tower.
"Hello is anypony home"? asked, Fluttershy.
"Look the staircase"! said, Twilight.
"Fluttershy te keep guard up here while I'll go down the stairs" said, Twilight.
"Okay" whispered, Fluttershy.
"I better be careful I don't wanna fall again". said, Twilight." I hope Twilight is okay I don't want her to get hurt". whispered, Fluttershy.
(evil laughing)
Fluttershy "screams".
"Fluttershy"! yells, Twilight.
Twilight runs back up the stairs.
But when she trys running up the stairs, they just keep going down like everlasting steps.

"Help!!!!!!!!!!!" screams, Fluttershy.

To be continued.........

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Equestrian Tales: Chapter Eleven

posted by Tawnyjay

Chapter Eleven: Rarity
I tucked da hooves underneath me and sighed. “Twilight, do we have to? I have a bad feeling about this…”

Rainbow Dash was glaring at the ground. “I can’t believe this… I’m so not going!” But we all knew those were empty words—she would come.

Fluttershy had gotten over her panic, but was still nervous.
“Are… are te sure about this?”

Twilight detto her successivo words mournfully. “We have to be…”

Discord popped his head back in. “I’m readdddy~” he sang. “You?”

“As ready as we’ll ever be,” I sighed, and trotted...

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Double Trouble (The Secret About Pinkie Pie) pt 5 Final

posted by pikachu700

*Runs*
Me: Go Derpy (i stop while Derpy runs like Crazy)
me: *hugs fluttershy* Fluttershy why are te doing this i know te have the power to stop this so Amore and care for me *kisses fluttershy and she returns back to normal*
Fluttershy: Go phoenix i got this
me: but...
fluttershy: JUST GO!
(Phoenix runs and hopes if she makes it out)
Derpy: te made it out!
me: but not Fluttershy :'(
Derpy: Aww :'(
me:but if she makes it out just... someday
Derpy: Wanna bake some muffins
me: =-= Thanks but no thanks mabye later? i guess
Derpy: ok
The end

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Pinkie's journey pt.1

posted by mariofan14

It was a bright and shining giorno in the beautiful town of Ponyville. Everyone was doing their regular thing: talking, shopping, working, playing, the usual. But at Sugar Cube Corner, things were going to be a little different.

Pound and zucca Cake, the twin foals, now about 3 and a half months old, were beginning to be a little più aware of their powers, using them for whatever purpose there is, sometimes including help around the cucina when it needs cleaning. Those kids sure are better with their powers now, here's its downside: They want to use it OUTSIDE of the town!

One day, when Pinkie...

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The mystery of happiness Prolouge

posted by whiteclaw

I grew up in a town where te had to fight just to get a point across to someone. Where ponies would drop dead from; Homicide, fatigue, starvation, and più commonly suicide. So how can a Stallion like me, end up at the most extravagent party in Equestria? He becomes the best Doctor these Royals have ever known.

How does he ruin the Grand Galloping Gala to the point where no pony will ever return to the event? He burns it to the ground. I know I sound mad but it`s the only way I can accomplish my mission.

I lit a match near the fabric curtains, the rest took care of itself. First there was panic, then there was choking. And finally, the sweet passion of death. How I envy there adrenaline, I felt no remorce.

To be continued...

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Once upon a Fluttershy...pt. 9(The Takeover)

posted by noahnstar1616

.....
I finally got out of he Everfree forest and headed fir my cottage to see if Queen Chrysalis did anything to my precious animals. She didn't.

If she's not here, where is she?

I went into town to see if she caused any trouble there. She hadn't.

Hmm.

I saw arcobaleno Dash and ran to tell her who I saw in the Everfree forest. "Rainbow, you'll never believe te I saw-"

"I have to go, Fluttershy." arcobaleno Dash flew away.

I followed. "But it's really important-" She flew faster than me. I flew a little faster, too. "Rainbow, listen to-" She then flew away even faster and I knew I could'nt catch up.. I...

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Once upon a Fluttershy...pt. 7(The Escape)

posted by noahnstar1616

.....
I tried to get of the goo. I couldn't believe I had probably put Ponyville in danger. I knew I had to escape. So, I thought of a plan. "Oh, please, changling minion, let me go."

My element of harmony. Kindness.

The changling that was guarding me shook its head.

"Pretty please." I gave my kindest smile.

The changling set me free.

"Thanks oh so very much." I then flew out of the cave like lightning.

I was going to Ponyville to see if Queen Chrysalis did anything to my reputation.
.....
"And she did."

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Twilight in Oblivion: three

posted by AquoMoon

"Time to take a test Twilight," detto the stallion as he took of his cappuccio da using telekineses the stallion had a spiky red mane a black and red tail and purple make upin shapes of upside down tears,"Hey are te going to ask what my name is Twilight," asked the stallion,"oh yeah ummm may i ask whats your name?","Finnaly an answer I could answer I'm Axel so are te ready?" asked Axel again,"Uhh yeah I guess since I never failed one before." detto Twilight. Axel took a step back and cherged up to chakrams,"well than Lets get going!" Axel detto as Twilight had her thing to deafend herself with book...

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TMOH;prolouge

posted by whiteclaw

The villian

Miss Cheerilee, the local school teacher, decided to take a shortcut to her school. It was down a long dark alley behind the Ponyville gym. She was never the one for athletic sports o activites, but she supported fitness of all types. She heard a scream from behind a cassonetto, dumpster and jumped. She began walking più quickly now, and became più cautious of her environment.

She was just about to turn the corner when a dart was shot into the side of her neck. She struggled, but couldn`t fight. She began hallucinating and fell to the ground. When she looked up, she saw a tall figure standing above her, "You can call me...Scarecrow!!!" detto the figure. He added another dose into her neck, "How does it feel to be scared Miss Cheerilee?" "Are te scared that I know your name?" "Fear this giorno for it is your last!"

THE END

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Secrequestria (Fanfiction)

posted by fuzzykitten123

The secretary closed her laptop with one cyan hoof. Rain splattered the screen window. she stared at the door. The door to the Printer. The Printer Room. No one ever printed from the Printer. All ponies feared it would eat them. o maybe the room would ingoiare, inghiottire them into a dark scary land. The secretary had bought a new printer so ponies could get their reports in to the big boss. The BIG Boss. She stroked her silky puce mane in uncomfortable feeling. The screen door was oulled back da a cloaked pony.
"Hello," the unidentified resident practically hissed, "I need to go in the Printer Room."
The...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We planted the bombs, but Robotnik, and several of his soldiers were about to leave.

Sean: *Grabs chaos emerald* Let's get out of here.
Others: *Gather around*
Sean: Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and his Friends out of the Death Egg*
Shredder: Let's blow that place up now.
Sean: *Pushes button on remote*

The Death Egg exploded before Robotnik, o anyone else could get out.

Caramel: Oh yeah!
Shredder: That was an awesome explosion.
Rarity: Too bad the spa was destroyed.
Sean: Again, there's another one in Ponyville. Let it go already.

Meanwhile, near the facility.

Rainbow Dash: *Blocking...

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Awesome pony pics

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was flying our plane towards the Griffon Kingdom when this happened.

Nazi 5: Was tun Sie?
Sean: Mir?
Nazi 5: Ja. Was tun Sie?
Sean: Wir bringen Verstärkungen aus Germaneigh.
Nazi 5: Wir waren darüber nicht informiert.
Sean: Nun harte Scheiße für Sie! Wir landen diese Sache, und das ist endgültig! *Flying towards runway*
Nazi 5: Verstanden. Ich werde Twilight Sparkle über Ihre Ankunftszeit.
Sean: Danke. *Lowers landing gear*
Bonbon: Everything going okay?
Sean: Yeah, just a little confusion between the control tower, and me. *Lands on runway* Put on your griffon costumes.
Bonbon: *Puts on griffon...

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Bartholomew Episode 1 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

My name is Bartholomew Perfect The 55th. I was born in London, 1902. I lived there for nearly my entire life, but in 1951, I moved to Cheyenne Wyoming, which is in The United States of Equestria.

I worked on the Union Pacific as a conductor until June 1953, and I moved into Manehattan to work on the Neigh York Central.

Episode 1

Old Is New

June 20, 1953

Bartholomew is narrating.

The fabulous 50's. I'll never forget that decade, and it was a good thing I moved into Equestria. It had più to offer then any England, and France combined.

I was being interviewed for my new job in a section of Grand...

Hard at Work

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!

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Con Mane: The Disney Saga Part 3/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, in Casino Royale, 0007 found out that Mr. Black had Vesper Lynd working for him the entire time. Con was sent to take Mr. Black to a secret C.I.E hideout in Vanhoover, but two cars, driven da Mr. Black's goons were following Con.

Con: *Driving in tunnel*
Dutch pony 13: *driving car*
Dutch pony 5: *Sitting successivo to Dutch pony 13*
Dutch pony 46: *Driving other car*
Dutch pony 35: *Sitting successivo to Dutch pony 46*
Con: *Going fast*
Dutch pony 5: *Shoots car*
Con: *Passes truck*
Dutch pony 13: *Right behind Con*
Dutch pony 46: *Follows Dutch pony 13*
Con: *Going very fast*
Dutch pony 5:...

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My Little Pony: Mafias Are Dangerous Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So te from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on te guys.
Sean: I'll meet te there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: te always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a...

Pinkie Pie

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