Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.
I live with arcobaleno Dash, and we were going to sposta into a very nice house da a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.
arcobaleno Dash: *Putting bags into the tronco of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
arcobaleno Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
arcobaleno Dash: *Closes trunk* What te really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on superiore, in alto of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
arcobaleno Dash: I can't wait to try it out.
We got into arcobaleno Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.
Scootaloo: te know what else would be great?
arcobaleno Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
arcobaleno Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for te to practice.
Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.
arcobaleno Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.
Song: link
Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.
arcobaleno Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass arcobaleno Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
arcobaleno Dash: That's because we're awesome.
Surprisingly, arcobaleno Dash, and that pony in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew arcobaleno Dash would win.
Unknown Pony: *About to pass arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*
This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the superiore, in alto of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.
arcobaleno Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
arcobaleno Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & arcobaleno Dash: AWESOME!!!
arcobaleno Dash: I Amore this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
arcobaleno Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.
When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
arcobaleno Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to cupcake factory* I work over there across the strada, via from your house. te can come over anytime te want, but remember, te must not eat cupcakes on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat cupcakes on Sunday?
arcobaleno Dash: Let me tell te after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing arcobaleno Dash. It slowly passes da which makes her nervous*
arcobaleno Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* te alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so te can tell me why I shouldn't eat cupcakes on Sunday.
2 B Continued
I live with arcobaleno Dash, and we were going to sposta into a very nice house da a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.
arcobaleno Dash: *Putting bags into the tronco of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
arcobaleno Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
arcobaleno Dash: *Closes trunk* What te really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on superiore, in alto of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
arcobaleno Dash: I can't wait to try it out.
We got into arcobaleno Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.
Scootaloo: te know what else would be great?
arcobaleno Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
arcobaleno Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for te to practice.
Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.
arcobaleno Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.
Song: link
Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.
arcobaleno Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass arcobaleno Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
arcobaleno Dash: That's because we're awesome.
Surprisingly, arcobaleno Dash, and that pony in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew arcobaleno Dash would win.
Unknown Pony: *About to pass arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*
This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the superiore, in alto of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.
arcobaleno Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
arcobaleno Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & arcobaleno Dash: AWESOME!!!
arcobaleno Dash: I Amore this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
arcobaleno Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.
When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
arcobaleno Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to cupcake factory* I work over there across the strada, via from your house. te can come over anytime te want, but remember, te must not eat cupcakes on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat cupcakes on Sunday?
arcobaleno Dash: Let me tell te after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing arcobaleno Dash. It slowly passes da which makes her nervous*
arcobaleno Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* te alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so te can tell me why I shouldn't eat cupcakes on Sunday.
2 B Continued
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof da behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten detto nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave te alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad te to know te actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten detto a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. te wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten detto excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten detto nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave te alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad te to know te actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten detto a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. te wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten detto excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my preferito character Twilight and AppleJack, da using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer Leggere Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if te really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my preferito character Twilight and AppleJack, da using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer Leggere Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if te really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
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Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy orso wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
acero and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy orso wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
acero and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!