Don't Eat cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Me, and arcobaleno Dash found my scooter. It was stolen da some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

arcobaleno Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
arcobaleno Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
arcobaleno Dash: Go home Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo: Don't! They're not after you, they're after me!!
arcobaleno Dash: *Kicks one of the guards*
Guard 4: *Aiming his gun at arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: *Grabs his gun, and points it at the other guard*
Guard 5: AH! *Runs away*
arcobaleno Dash: Coward.
Guard 4: No. te are a coward.
arcobaleno Dash: Excuse me?

They stopped fighting.

Guard 4: I detto te are a coward.
arcobaleno Dash: Do te even know what that word means?
Guard 4: It means to be afraid.
arcobaleno Dash: Do I look like a coward? Because I'm not afraid of anything. Your friend on the other hand? He's the coward.
Guard 3: *Grabs arcobaleno Dash from behind* Are te sure you're not afraid of anything?
arcobaleno Dash: *Kicks guard*
Guard 3: *Lands on a fuoco hydrant, and then water comes from the hydrant, onto him*
arcobaleno Dash: Yeah, I'm sure.
Guard 4: Please surrender.
arcobaleno Dash: I don't want to.
Guard 4: We'll give te $35,000 if te let us take out your bodyparts for cupcakes.
arcobaleno Dash: I'm worth più then that. *Walks away*
Guard 4: *Lands on the ground, and holds onto arcobaleno Dash's back legs* You're not going anywhere! Let us kill you.
arcobaleno Dash: *Flies*
Guard 4: *Falls, and breaks when he lands on the ground*
arcobaleno Dash: Too easy. *Goes to her house*

2 B Continued

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Con Mane: On Celestia's Secret Service

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a wonderful giorno in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering più ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: te really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot te in the arm! Why aren't te bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...

Just Be Me Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a beautiful giorno in Equestria. arcobaleno Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks te two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if te get it on you, te can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised te didn't wear that farming outfit te made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 61 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nikki's engine for the work train

When Nikki, and Michael got to the station, they saw engine 2467 coupled up to a work train.

Worker: ciao Nikki, welcome back.
Nikki: Thanks.
Michael: Get going te two.
Worker: Okay. Get in the engine Nikki. I got her warmed up for you.
Nikki: I hope so, because it's cold. *Climbs into engine*
Workers: *Getting into train*
Nikki: *Waiting to go*
Worker 52: All aboard.
Nikki: *Drives train*
Worker 34: Okay, the tunnel is about 12 miles away. It'll take us a while to get there, so sit back, and relax.
Nikki: *Driving train* How nice, and smooth the tracks feel. I gotta thank Ryan successivo time I see...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 61 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Ryan From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 61

Back To Work

Date: January 2, 1957...

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Saten Twist Adventures 7.. Part 2

posted by Canada24

THE successivo DAY:

Saten was seen in a local bar.
Saten: *pounds counter* WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. te haven't oldered one yet.
Saten: Oh, right.. Give me.. Hell, what's the strongest alcohol te got?
Bartender: I don't know.. Whiskey.
Saten: Great.. I'll have the Rum.
Bartender: If te say so.
Suddenly Derpy ran in.
Derpy: Saten! Saten!. I have great news.. Someone asked me out.
Saten: Oh.. Did they now.
Derpy: Yeah. He somehow has gotten his hooves on tickets to the grand galloping gala, tomarrow..
Saten: That's tomarrow!?
Derpy: Yeah.. Crazy huh?
Saten: Oh well. I'm happy for you.
Derpy: *sadly* If...

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The Breakfast Family goes to Wisconsin Dells (based on a true story!)

posted by TotalDramaFan60

My name is acero Syrup.

I'm married to Buttered Pancake and our daughter Gummy orso is just the cutest little filly you've ever seen.

But this is our big trip.

Gummy has never been in the car this long. She woke up early of the giorno we went sad was jumping around wildly. She kept chanting, "Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin!" Over and over again. Me and Buttered just rolled our eyes. It was a very long car trip, but because I was "crabby" Buttered drove the way and back. Anyway, when we got here, Gummy was just amazed. Giant clock! Stuffed animals! Sweets! Tattoos! Store! Her eyes just...

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Saten Twist Adventures 6... PART 5

posted by Canada24

Sweetie now realised that Rarity was never trying to outshine her. She was just buying time, till Sweetie Belle arrived. IF she arrived.

Rarity: Ooh... Sapphire Shores is such a big stella, star and such a stickler for details. What if everything's not perfect enough?... Oh, buck up, Rarity, stop this foolishness. You've done your best and left nothing to chance! All that's needed now is a good night's rest.

Wait.. Stop the train.
Like in The Incredibles, when he stops the train because of his super strangth.
But anyway.
Did she just say "buck it?".
I believe she did.
I took that from the original script....

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Saten Twist Adventures 6... PART 3

posted by Canada24

Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.

SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who te calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot da a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED

arcobaleno Dash's Quest For Swag Part 2

added by Seanthehedgehog

The adventure continues, and this part begins with screaming.

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My Little Pony - L'amicizia è magica

Just Be Me Episode 1 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a beautiful giorno in Equestria. arcobaleno Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks te two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if te get it on you, te can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised te didn't wear that farming outfit te made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...

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arcobaleno Dash Saves The giorno

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Michael

It was a beautiful giorno in Equestria. A quarry opened, and all the ponies that worked there were stallions. They would collect stone, to make statues, buildings, sidewalks, and many other things.

One day, arcobaleno Dash met with Celestia at her cloudhouse.

Celestia: The quarry needs a pegasus to help out for a few days. The manager, and I agreed that te would be the best option. I will find others to take over your work until te get back.
Rainbow Dash: I won't let te down. *Flies to the quarry*

By the time she arrived, arcobaleno Dash met an earth pony named Michael. He was not happy to meet Rainbow...

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Saten Twist adventures 2

posted by Canada24

Again this takes place joining an episode..
The mela, apple Cider one..
By the way? Anyone ever drank mela, apple cider... Is it good!?
Because I never had it.
I'll try to involve Windwaker's character if I can..
......................................................................................................

Pinkie came out of her tent, with her hair even crazier then usual.
Fluttershy: Oh, Gose, Pinkie. I Amore your new style.
Rainbow: Who are these ponies!?
Pinkie: Isn't this great? I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I was so excited about cider season, and I had this brilliant idea to come down here and...

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The Great Equestrian War Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

What if Princess'es and Prince's mind would be taked over da Insanity? The thing that happend here... In Equestria...

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The Great Equestrian War
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Episode 1
"The Start"
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GEA COMMAND LOG [Build 31641143]
//>Connecting to 525:632:0:1
//>
//>Connected
//>Installing File XHaCK.exe
//>
//>Instaled
//>ERROR NO 633
//>Alert Missels has been shot at - Canterlot

??? - Lets begin... the War...

At The Same Time...

Ponyville

Twilight - I dont think so...
Spike - Come on!
Dan - Its not that hard...
Twilight - mmm... ok... *cast spell and change wood into cuscino at same time Canterlot exploded*...

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When Ollie's OCD strikes.

posted by IrisTheHedgehog

It a warm giorno in the village.
Ollie watched CherryBomb and cupcake put cherries on the cupcakes for Ms.Sugarcane."You guys aren't putting them on right-"Ollie replaced them and walked off the two Sisters looked confused but kept placing down cherries.
She flapped her wings watching to fillies playing ball,*Gaaasp*"Put your hooves this way!"She usually didn't care about sports...
The fillies watched Ollie walk away.
*Later that night*Time for sleep..*wait the closets not closed and I didn't brush off my covers!*"Maybe I should tell Nurse Lighty to Help me with my OCD....."
THE END.

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My Little Futuristic Pony: spazio is Magic Episode 1

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Theme song:
My Little Future!
My Little Future!
Aaaaaaaaaah...
My Little Future!
I used to wonder what spazio had in store!
My Little Future
Until te all took me and my hooves felt sore!
Big adventure!
Loads of aliens? But...AAAAAAAAH!!!!!
A beautiful star...
FUTURE APPLES!
*squealing* *starts screaming*
Fluttershy is scared
But we just don't care!
*Fluttershy screams*
Yeah, My Little Future!
Do te know that spazio is a dangerous place?

Twilight Sparkle is Leggere a book, and this is what it says:

"The last time the moon was there, it ended sadly. Princess Celestia--"
Twilight closed the book, and ran to her house....

Twilight's Student

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, arcobaleno Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she...

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arcobaleno Dash And The Chinese Dragon

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her da thinking she was a ghost. arcobaleno Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are te dreaming about the time te thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope te don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure te don't get...

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is the 2,100th articolo on this club. Let's celebrate!!

Now onto the story

Many serious crimes have been committed through out Equestria. Some of them, are dealing with illegal drugs. We told some ponies about this, and here are what they said.

Twilight: Man, I got's no idea what you're talkin bout. *Grabs weed, and starts smoking it*
Applejack: It's a good thing we don't have any drugs in Ponyville. *Kicks mela, apple tree* Wait a minute. *Thinking* Twilight has drugs! I hope she gets put in the slammer.
Rainbow Dash: If there were any ponies dealing with illegal drugs, I'd stop them before the...