Fillydelphia, 1992
Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this pony named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?
Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my pistole from the guanto compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta pistols*
Pony: *Driving one of the sedans, and has a phone connected in the car* Call Michael!
pony 3: *Grabs the phone, and dials Michael's number*
Michael: *Sitting in a building, and grabs his phone as it rings* Have te found him yet?
pony 3: That's right! He's driving a 1989 Hoofington out of this city!
Michael: Stay behind him, and kill him.
pony 3: Yes sir. *Hangs up* Get the guns!
Ponies in back: *Grab Assault Rifles*
Sprocket: They have guns.
Case Cracker: Don't tell me that! Shoot 'em!
Sprocket: *Fires five bullets at the first sedan*
Pony: Return fire.
Ponies in Sedans: *Shooting at Case Cracker, and rocchetto, ruota dentata with assault rifles*
Case Cracker: I didn't wanna damage this car, but... *Hits a pick up truck*
Truck Pony: *Goes right, and hits a wall, then goes left*
Sedan Ponies: *Stop their cars inches away from the truck* SHIT!!
Michael: *Flying an attack helicopter while looking at the wreck* I knew te idiots couldn't be trusted. *Follows Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Sees the helicopter* That's Michael.
Sprocket: *Shooting at the helicopter*
Michael: *Flies in front of Case Cracker, and behind him is a bridge*
Case Cracker: *Sees a tow truck with a platform for him to drive on* I know what to do. *Floors it, and goes on the platform*
Michael: *Sees the car jumping over his helicopter, and shoots at it*
Case Cracker: *Jumps over the helicopter, and the bridge*
Sprocket: *Shoots the rotor twice*
Michael: *Sees a check engine light turn on while a buzzer goes off multiple times* This isn't over yet. I'll get te if it's the last thing I do.
Theme song: link
Case Cracker: I have to go back to San Franciscolt.
Sprocket: Had enough of laying low?
Case Cracker: That's not funny..
Sprocket: Take me with you.
Case Cracker: te don't know what you're getting yourself into.
Sprocket: Yes I do.
Case Cracker: Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you.
Sprocket: How are we gonna get there?
Case Cracker: Well, we can't turn back to use the airport in Fillydelphia. We'll go into Jersey City.
They drive out of Fillydelphia, and continue on their way to the airport in Jersey City.
SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby Present
Grand Theft Ponies 2
Starring Gordon Suite from SeanTheHedgehog
Case cracker from Izfankirby
Jim from SeanTheHedgehog
Sam from SeanTheHedgehog
rocchetto, ruota dentata from Izfankirby
Michael from SeanTheHedgehog
2 B Continued
Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this pony named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?
Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my pistole from the guanto compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta pistols*
Pony: *Driving one of the sedans, and has a phone connected in the car* Call Michael!
pony 3: *Grabs the phone, and dials Michael's number*
Michael: *Sitting in a building, and grabs his phone as it rings* Have te found him yet?
pony 3: That's right! He's driving a 1989 Hoofington out of this city!
Michael: Stay behind him, and kill him.
pony 3: Yes sir. *Hangs up* Get the guns!
Ponies in back: *Grab Assault Rifles*
Sprocket: They have guns.
Case Cracker: Don't tell me that! Shoot 'em!
Sprocket: *Fires five bullets at the first sedan*
Pony: Return fire.
Ponies in Sedans: *Shooting at Case Cracker, and rocchetto, ruota dentata with assault rifles*
Case Cracker: I didn't wanna damage this car, but... *Hits a pick up truck*
Truck Pony: *Goes right, and hits a wall, then goes left*
Sedan Ponies: *Stop their cars inches away from the truck* SHIT!!
Michael: *Flying an attack helicopter while looking at the wreck* I knew te idiots couldn't be trusted. *Follows Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Sees the helicopter* That's Michael.
Sprocket: *Shooting at the helicopter*
Michael: *Flies in front of Case Cracker, and behind him is a bridge*
Case Cracker: *Sees a tow truck with a platform for him to drive on* I know what to do. *Floors it, and goes on the platform*
Michael: *Sees the car jumping over his helicopter, and shoots at it*
Case Cracker: *Jumps over the helicopter, and the bridge*
Sprocket: *Shoots the rotor twice*
Michael: *Sees a check engine light turn on while a buzzer goes off multiple times* This isn't over yet. I'll get te if it's the last thing I do.
Theme song: link
Case Cracker: I have to go back to San Franciscolt.
Sprocket: Had enough of laying low?
Case Cracker: That's not funny..
Sprocket: Take me with you.
Case Cracker: te don't know what you're getting yourself into.
Sprocket: Yes I do.
Case Cracker: Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you.
Sprocket: How are we gonna get there?
Case Cracker: Well, we can't turn back to use the airport in Fillydelphia. We'll go into Jersey City.
They drive out of Fillydelphia, and continue on their way to the airport in Jersey City.
SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby Present
Grand Theft Ponies 2
Starring Gordon Suite from SeanTheHedgehog
Case cracker from Izfankirby
Jim from SeanTheHedgehog
Sam from SeanTheHedgehog
rocchetto, ruota dentata from Izfankirby
Michael from SeanTheHedgehog
2 B Continued
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof da behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten detto nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave te alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad te to know te actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten detto a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. te wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten detto excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten detto nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave te alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad te to know te actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten detto a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. te wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten detto excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE fieno IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. te can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE fieno IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. te can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments