Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 1 - My Little pony - L'amicizia è magica - fanpop

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Case Cracker's special somepony, rocchetto, ruota dentata

Case Cracker's special somepony, Sprocket

Fillydelphia, 1992

Case cracker is driving this car out of Fillydelphia

Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this pony named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?

The two sedans following Case Cracker

Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my pistole from the guanto compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta pistols*
Pony: *Driving one of the sedans, and has a phone connected in the car* Call Michael!

Michael

pony 3: *Grabs the phone, and dials Michael's number*
Michael: *Sitting in a building, and grabs his phone as it rings* Have te found him yet?
pony 3: That's right! He's driving a 1989 Hoofington out of this city!
Michael: Stay behind him, and kill him.
pony 3: Yes sir. *Hangs up* Get the guns!
Ponies in back: *Grab Assault Rifles*
Sprocket: They have guns.
Case Cracker: Don't tell me that! Shoot 'em!
Sprocket: *Fires five bullets at the first sedan*
Pony: Return fire.
Ponies in Sedans: *Shooting at Case Cracker, and rocchetto, ruota dentata with assault rifles*
Case Cracker: I didn't wanna damage this car, but... *Hits a pick up truck*
Truck Pony: *Goes right, and hits a wall, then goes left*
Sedan Ponies: *Stop their cars inches away from the truck* SHIT!!
Michael: *Flying an attack helicopter while looking at the wreck* I knew te idiots couldn't be trusted. *Follows Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Sees the helicopter* That's Michael.
Sprocket: *Shooting at the helicopter*
Michael: *Flies in front of Case Cracker, and behind him is a bridge*
Case Cracker: *Sees a tow truck with a platform for him to drive on* I know what to do. *Floors it, and goes on the platform*
Michael: *Sees the car jumping over his helicopter, and shoots at it*
Case Cracker: *Jumps over the helicopter, and the bridge*
Sprocket: *Shoots the rotor twice*
Michael: *Sees a check engine light turn on while a buzzer goes off multiple times* This isn't over yet. I'll get te if it's the last thing I do.

Theme song: link

Case Cracker: I have to go back to San Franciscolt.
Sprocket: Had enough of laying low?
Case Cracker: That's not funny..
Sprocket: Take me with you.
Case Cracker: te don't know what you're getting yourself into.
Sprocket: Yes I do.
Case Cracker: Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you.
Sprocket: How are we gonna get there?
Case Cracker: Well, we can't turn back to use the airport in Fillydelphia. We'll go into Jersey City.

They drive out of Fillydelphia, and continue on their way to the airport in Jersey City.

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby Present

Grand Theft Ponies 2

Starring Gordon Suite from SeanTheHedgehog
Case cracker from Izfankirby
Jim from SeanTheHedgehog
Sam from SeanTheHedgehog
rocchetto, ruota dentata from Izfankirby
Michael from SeanTheHedgehog

2 B Continued

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Saten Twist Adventures 8... Part 4

posted by Canada24

Twilight rejoined with Discord and Satwn Twist.
Discord: Ahh.. About time te ladies returned.
Twi: Just me actually..
Discord: Still better then him then Saten. All he seems to be is off putting and angry.
Saten: *face gets even redder then already is, out of anger* Offputting!? ANGRY!?
Discord: *pats him* Thaats just the tip of the old ice burg there.
Twi: *chuckles* te have 'no' idea.

CUTAWAY:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent calcio coach.
Saten: No problem.. I Amore little kids.. *to the filly soccor team* Alright. Do your best okay. Your all winners here. Despite...

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My review of Ask JappleAck

posted by Canada24

I know this is Windwakers thing.
And he probably already reviewed this.
But I 'also have something to say about it.

IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME!

I mean.
Espically the begining parts.
One of my preferito moments is found on my profilo pictures. With JappleAck giving a death threat when someone asked if she's considered vegetables.
But the begining also getting angry at the sight of a pera, corpo a pera instead of apple.
Choosing death if an arancia, arancio o a banana were her only Cibo opinions.
And abusing AppleBloom for literary every reason possible.
Including peeing in her mela, apple cider..

Anyway. The series is known for becoming...

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Sky Talks About Ponies: Twilight Sparkle

posted by SkyheartPegasus

This is a little thing I will review about the characters in MLP and their pros and cons. Cons will most likely be why they are on a hate side of the fandom.

Twilight Sparkle is the main protagonist of the whole series, since there are rarely any episodes she doesn't appear in that I remember. She has earned alicornhood for making new magic from Friendship that the all-known Starswirl the Bearded could not do, since he did not understand friendship like Twilight did.

Her design is pretty simple. Not as simple as Applejack's, but still pretty simple. She has soothing, girly colori but they're...

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Equestria: It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In my opinion the whole world has gone mad, whacko! Just look at the traffic congestions on the main highway!

Ponies: *beeping horn*
drunk pony: *steals Coltillac*

The terrible conditions of our air traffic control system

Japanese: *bomb pearl harbor*

The destruction of private property, and the lista goes on so much. The point is that Equestria has gone mad! And here's how it all started.

unicorn: *driving fast*
Pinkie Pie: Whats' with him?
unicorn: *driving 100 miles an hour*
Mirage: *honks horn*
unicorn: *drives off cliff*

Four cars arrived near the wreck.
The first car was a Sportsedan....

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Saten Twist Adventures 6.. (more o less a spoof towards, Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils).

posted by Canada24

Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having te help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for te to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' pony of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot successivo week! Which means she must have these outfits da giorno after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... te Lost me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..

Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....

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Blazin' Blue's New Sister

posted by Dragon-88

Blazin's parents Scorchin' Navy and Searin' Navy. They are not siblings.

Blazin' Blue is getting visited da his parents, and after they meet his secondo girlfriend Princess Luna and their daughter Princess Nightshade, Luna wants to know più about her boyfriend Blazin' da inviting his parents (and him) to dinner, and later that same evening, as Celestia, Cadance, Shining Armor, and Princess Twilight take their seats, and the tavolo has been set...

Luna: So, was Blazin' always outgoing when it came to mares?

Searin'(Blazin's mom): Not really. He used to be scared of talking to any mare he saw. In fact, when he was a colt, and a filly wanted to be Friends with him, he...

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the trotting dead part 2 meeting twilight

posted by octaviavsdjpon3

its been about 2 weeks sense we found out zombies roam the earth yet we still have not found any survivors we fly around everyday looking and looking for a sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza house to live in with no zombies
still no luck. finally we found a survivor her name is twilight she detto call her twiliey for short if te want the successivo giorno we fond a house its really big and is barricaded with stone so nothing dangrous gets in. twilight detto she used to do science
and is trying to find a cure. now the zombies can fly "we found flyers" my mom said. "WHAT!" i detto
"mom, how could this all happen we were living a fine...

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random Ponies

added by SkyheartPegasus

Source: derpibooru

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arcobaleno Dash And The Chinese Dragon

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her da thinking she was a ghost. arcobaleno Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are te dreaming about the time te thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope te don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure te don't get...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the libri I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because te know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV mostra called M*A*S*H, at least...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Equestria, have te ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, te are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, o evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 2: Police Ponies

When there's a robbery, what type of pony does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.

In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies...

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The secondo Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a pony dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help te with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do te mean da that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did te ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did te ever realize that the reason they laugh at te is because of what te do?
Clown: What are te talking about?
Bob: They way te dress, what te do for a living, and some of the things that...

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The History Of Equestria: Musicians Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

da 1939, many things were changing. The first movie to be filmed in color was during this year, diesel locomotives were being invented for trains, and the World's Fair in Manehattan got a lot of ponies to go see what may occur in the future.

Music also changed during the 30's, and 40's. New musicians were arriving, and a new type of Musica was formed.

link

With an electric guitar, a piano, and sometimes a drum, Rhythm, and Blues was the new form of Musica created da some ponies down in the south. Most of them were African Equestrian, and this type of Musica would soon lead to another new form of...

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bottiglione, bottiglione, magnum Force Part 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After talking with his friend Joe, Harry drove to his apartment. Along the way, he met Sunny.

Harry: *stops car*
Sunny: Hello.
Harry: Hello.
Sunny: I was going to get some groceries for us. If te give me your room key, I can get the mail for te when I come back.
Harry: Sure. *Gives Sunny the room key*
Sunny: Thank you.
Harry: *Drives into parking garage, then slowly parks his car, and walks out*

At first, it seemed like he was the only pony in the parking garage, but then...

Max: We're onto te Harry.
Harry: *Looks at Max*
Rick & John: *With Max on their motorcycles*
Max: We don't like anypony...

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The Unfound Princess: Summary

posted by XxJessicaHxX

Crystal Cake

Hey Everyone. I'm XxJessciaxX from YouTube so be sure to check out my videos! Here's my Fanfiction. Enjoy! :)

One giorno in the castle, Queen Coco fragola was giving birth to a foal. She looked at the puledro after she was born and detto for the guards to take her newborn filly to a house in pony Ville. The Guards did as they were told.

The newborn filly was taken in da a nice family. Her mother was caramelle Cake and her father was Brown Cake. So then the newborn filly was named Crystal Cake.

Only her parents knew her secret and wanted to keep it hidden. Will Crystal ever find out the truth about her past?

Thanks Chapter 1 might be up today!

Black ciliegia

added by AquaMarine6663

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Ponies On The Rails episode 38 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 38

Nothing But The Truth

February 25, 1954

The courthouse of Cheyenne was busy, but not busy enough for the ponies working on the Union Pacific.

Judge: Everypony may be seated.
Ponies: *Sit down*
Judge: Today we are about to witness the case of Gordon...

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

--darkstone--

added by humphry-Real4

Source: Google X3

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor