Saten Twist: S3E2 part 5 - My Little pony - L'amicizia è magica - fanpop

posted by Canada24

Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are te studying these days?

Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.

Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] te planning on being a professor o something?

Moon Dancer: No.

Minuette: So you're just... studying?

Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?

Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.

Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.

Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?

Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and limone Hearts: [unsure sounds]

Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about doing a sleepover!

Spike: [inhales]

Moon Dancer: Slumber 101? I've read that.

Twilight: Oh! [chuckles] Really? Well, uh, did te know limone Hearts here works at the Canterlot palace?

limone Hearts: Uh, yeah. It's true. I do the big events mostly. State dinners, that sort of thing. All but-

Moon Dancer: Ugh! [teleportation zap]

Twilight: Moon Dancer! [teleportation zap] You've gotta give friendship a chance!

Moon Dancer: Dah! I gave friendship a chance a long time ago! It didn't work out then – it isn't gonna work out now! (rudely leaves).

Saten; (catches up to her) Twilight, are te all right?

Twilight: (heartbroken) No... No, I'm not. (starts leaving).

Saten: Wait? Where are te going?

Twilight: I don't know, Saten... I really messed this one up. That party was everything to her. I can only imagine what it must've felt like when I didn't mostra up.

Saten: Big deal.. I've been arrested 7 times, beaten da my own parents, rejected da EVERY girl but Trixie, and constantly humilated da Rarity.. So there's worst things than that.. Right Tw-

Twilight: (already gone).

Saten: ... Twilight?

MEANWHILE:

mela, apple Bloom: Hey, Diamond Tiara! Wait up!

Diamond Tiara: What do te three want? To gloat? huh.. te like gloating... DON'T GLOAT!.. God!

mela, apple Bloom: Actually, we wanted to invite te to our clubhouse to hang out.

Diamond Tiara: (pauses) Really?

Scootaloo: Yeah, for real!

Diamond Tiara: ... One question?

Diamond Tiera: Is this a prank?.. On the way to the clubhouse, would there be cops looking for me, because te three made up wanted posters that have my face with a moustache and a Spanish name and then I get arrested and deported to South America?

Scootaloo: What? No?.. Coarse not.

Diamond Tiera: ... I'm glad because I would not have seen that coming.

Windwakerguy430 This was a really good one. Can't wait for the next article

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Saten Twist Adventures 6.. (more o less a spoof towards, Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils).

posted by Canada24

Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having te help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for te to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' pony of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot successivo week! Which means she must have these outfits da giorno after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... te Lost me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..

Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....

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Blazin' Blue's New Sister

posted by Dragon-88

Blazin's parents Scorchin' Navy and Searin' Navy. They are not siblings.

Blazin' Blue is getting visited da his parents, and after they meet his secondo girlfriend Princess Luna and their daughter Princess Nightshade, Luna wants to know più about her boyfriend Blazin' da inviting his parents (and him) to dinner, and later that same evening, as Celestia, Cadance, Shining Armor, and Princess Twilight take their seats, and the tavolo has been set...

Luna: So, was Blazin' always outgoing when it came to mares?

Searin'(Blazin's mom): Not really. He used to be scared of talking to any mare he saw. In fact, when he was a colt, and a filly wanted to be Friends with him, he...

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the trotting dead part 2 meeting twilight

posted by octaviavsdjpon3

its been about 2 weeks sense we found out zombies roam the earth yet we still have not found any survivors we fly around everyday looking and looking for a sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza house to live in with no zombies
still no luck. finally we found a survivor her name is twilight she detto call her twiliey for short if te want the successivo giorno we fond a house its really big and is barricaded with stone so nothing dangrous gets in. twilight detto she used to do science
and is trying to find a cure. now the zombies can fly "we found flyers" my mom said. "WHAT!" i detto
"mom, how could this all happen we were living a fine...

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arcobaleno Dash And The Chinese Dragon

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her da thinking she was a ghost. arcobaleno Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are te dreaming about the time te thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope te don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure te don't get...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the libri I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because te know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV mostra called M*A*S*H, at least...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Equestria, have te ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, te are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, o evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 2: Police Ponies

When there's a robbery, what type of pony does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.

In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies...

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The secondo Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a pony dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help te with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do te mean da that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did te ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did te ever realize that the reason they laugh at te is because of what te do?
Clown: What are te talking about?
Bob: They way te dress, what te do for a living, and some of the things that...

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The History Of Equestria: Musicians Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

da 1939, many things were changing. The first movie to be filmed in color was during this year, diesel locomotives were being invented for trains, and the World's Fair in Manehattan got a lot of ponies to go see what may occur in the future.

Music also changed during the 30's, and 40's. New musicians were arriving, and a new type of Musica was formed.

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With an electric guitar, a piano, and sometimes a drum, Rhythm, and Blues was the new form of Musica created da some ponies down in the south. Most of them were African Equestrian, and this type of Musica would soon lead to another new form of...

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bottiglione, bottiglione, magnum Force Part 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After talking with his friend Joe, Harry drove to his apartment. Along the way, he met Sunny.

Harry: *stops car*
Sunny: Hello.
Harry: Hello.
Sunny: I was going to get some groceries for us. If te give me your room key, I can get the mail for te when I come back.
Harry: Sure. *Gives Sunny the room key*
Sunny: Thank you.
Harry: *Drives into parking garage, then slowly parks his car, and walks out*

At first, it seemed like he was the only pony in the parking garage, but then...

Max: We're onto te Harry.
Harry: *Looks at Max*
Rick & John: *With Max on their motorcycles*
Max: We don't like anypony...

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The Unfound Princess: Summary

posted by XxJessicaHxX

Crystal Cake

Hey Everyone. I'm XxJessciaxX from YouTube so be sure to check out my videos! Here's my Fanfiction. Enjoy! :)

One giorno in the castle, Queen Coco fragola was giving birth to a foal. She looked at the puledro after she was born and detto for the guards to take her newborn filly to a house in pony Ville. The Guards did as they were told.

The newborn filly was taken in da a nice family. Her mother was caramelle Cake and her father was Brown Cake. So then the newborn filly was named Crystal Cake.

Only her parents knew her secret and wanted to keep it hidden. Will Crystal ever find out the truth about her past?

Thanks Chapter 1 might be up today!

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Ponies On The Rails episode 38 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 38

Nothing But The Truth

February 25, 1954

The courthouse of Cheyenne was busy, but not busy enough for the ponies working on the Union Pacific.

Judge: Everypony may be seated.
Ponies: *Sit down*
Judge: Today we are about to witness the case of Gordon...