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Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are te studying these days?

Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.

Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] te planning on being a professor o something?

Moon Dancer: No.

Minuette: So you're just... studying?

Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?

Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.

Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.

Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?

Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and limone Hearts: [unsure sounds]

Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about doing a sleepover!

Spike: [inhales]

Moon Dancer: Slumber 101? I've read that.

Twilight: Oh! [chuckles] Really? Well, uh, did te know limone Hearts here works at the Canterlot palace?

limone Hearts: Uh, yeah. It's true. I do the big events mostly. State dinners, that sort of thing. All but-

Moon Dancer: Ugh! [teleportation zap]

Twilight: Moon Dancer! [teleportation zap] You've gotta give friendship a chance!

Moon Dancer: Dah! I gave friendship a chance a long time ago! It didn't work out then – it isn't gonna work out now! (rudely leaves).

Saten; (catches up to her) Twilight, are te all right?

Twilight: (heartbroken) No... No, I'm not. (starts leaving).

Saten: Wait? Where are te going?

Twilight: I don't know, Saten... I really messed this one up. That party was everything to her. I can only imagine what it must've felt like when I didn't mostra up.

Saten: Big deal.. I've been arrested 7 times, beaten da my own parents, rejected da EVERY girl but Trixie, and constantly humilated da Rarity.. So there's worst things than that.. Right Tw-

Twilight: (already gone).

Saten: ... Twilight?

MEANWHILE:

mela, apple Bloom: Hey, Diamond Tiara! Wait up!

Diamond Tiara: What do te three want? To gloat? huh.. te like gloating... DON'T GLOAT!.. God!

mela, apple Bloom: Actually, we wanted to invite te to our clubhouse to hang out.

Diamond Tiara: (pauses) Really?

Scootaloo: Yeah, for real!

Diamond Tiara: ... One question?

Diamond Tiera: Is this a prank?.. On the way to the clubhouse, would there be cops looking for me, because te three made up wanted posters that have my face with a moustache and a Spanish name and then I get arrested and deported to South America?

Scootaloo: What? No?.. Coarse not.

Diamond Tiera: ... I'm glad because I would not have seen that coming.
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WARNING: IF te HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 1:

Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the pony folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except arcobaleno Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the albero tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!


Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost pony was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every anno on the giorno of the accident, the ghost pony runs around ponyville, shreiking like a Lost soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are te talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....
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Tears rolled down arcobaleno Dash's cheeks. AppleJack,Twilight,Pinkie and Rarity tried to comfort her but nothing helped.Finally Fluttershy spoke up "what if I got te a new pet" she offered."No" arcobaleno Dash told her."He was the best one."Rainbow Dash walked away sadly.


Flashback

'Well justtwo più to go" arcobaleno Dash said.Suddenly she spied something asleep under one of the clouds.She flew down. the creature woke up and shook its face. "Hello there" arcobaleno Dash said.The creature smiled bright eyed."You got a name Buddy" she asked."Pikachu" it replied."Alright im arcobaleno Dash" she told him. Pikachu...
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Master Sword waved a loaded pistol around the bank.

Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!

Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!

Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!

(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)

Saten: Dude, what are te doing!?

Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!

Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?

Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!

Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)

(Outside)

Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..

The cops from pony mov: FREEEEZE!!!

Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!

Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the pony mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!

(Long silence)

Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.

Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!


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 The cops from pony mov
The cops from pony mov
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