Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 4:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley

Jeff drove an inspection carrello on the train tracks to where the mainline needed to be repaired. Another stallion was with him.

Jeff: So, how long have te been working on this railroad?
Donovan: Since 1941. Before the line was dieselized, I drove lots of high speed passenger trains to Manehattan.
Jeff: Fascinating. *Stops the cart* Is this where we have to repair the line?
Donovan: Yeah.
Jeff: Alright then, let's get to work.
Donovan: How about you? What anno did te start working for your railroad?...

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arcobaleno as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.

Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing...

Master Sword, and Tom were walking down the strada, via together.

Tom: So, how's everything going?
Master Sword: Not too bad. I got to see somepony drive a '67 Camareo. How about you?
Tom: Things are going fine for me. Except for my life on the computer. I keep getting these advertisements thanks to Spamdex.
Audience: *Small laughter*
Master Sword: What kind of advertisements do they send you?
Tom: Who cares? They're advertisements. They do not belong on the internet. It's not a place for commercials, it's a place for ponies to watch videos, play games, and post self portraits.
Master Sword: te mean...

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arcobaleno as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

The 4th of July, 1925

Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.

Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the colori of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will te stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an arancia, arancio firework* That's nice....

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, and James were playing with a balloon in the classroom. They were the only ponies in there, and they were waiting for everyone else to arrive.

Gary: And to think that arriving early would be bad.
Audience: *Light chuckle*
James: I'm sure bad things might happen to us. One time my friend arrived at his class early, and somepony ha rubato, stola all of his lunch money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: *Enters classroom* Hi everpony.
Gary & James:...

Warning: This part has no dialogue until the ending

When papillon fell off a cliff, and into a river he fell asleep from a dart that hit him.

Papillon: *Wakes up*
Tribe Ponies: *Standing in a cerchio looking at Papillon*
Papillon: *Slowly stands up*

The tribal ponies were very pleased to meet him, and accepted him into the tribe.

Tribal Mares: *Walking out of the ocean carrying buckets full of waters, and oysters*
Papillon: *Sitting on a barca that has been placed upside down*
Tribal Mare: *Smiles at papillon as she walks past him*
Papillon: *Smiles*

The successivo day, the chief saw Papillon's butterfly...

Date: July 26, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 1:27 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were driving a short freight train, using Roger's modified locomotive.

Roger: I thought this would be used for passenger trains.
Anthony: Yeah. Me too, but remember, fewer ponies are riding trains nowadays. They're either interested in driving their car, o just flying in an airplane.
Roger: What about the freight?
Anthony: There are still some ponies interested in getting their freight da train, but it's possible, towards the future that fewer ponies will have their freight delivered da train....

Saten Twist was with Tom, and Master Sword.

Tom: Well, we're glad you're feeling better.
Saten Twist: Thanks te guys.
Master Sword: What caused te to feel sick anyway?
Saten Twist: Being too far away from my chainsaw.
Audience: *Laughing*

Just then, Sunny, and Heartsong arrived in a time machine.

Sunny: Hey, check this out!
Tom: Where did te find that?
Heartsong: The junkyard. The owner detto it didn't work.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: He must've been one stupid owner.
Sunny: o he just didn't want a time machine. So we took it off his hooves for him.
Tom: So where do te plan to go...

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arcobaleno as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Vanderbilt was in the guard tower, when Dobbs, Duffy, and Agarn were near the cannon.

Duffy: We think something is wrong with the cannon.
Agarn: Why?
Dobbs: Everytime we try to shoot it, it never works....

Spike: te guys are such perverts.
Snips: Oh. te say it like its a bad thing.
Spike: It 'is' a bad thing.
Snails: Hey. What's so bad about spying on BonBon and Lyra Armstrong.
Spike: Everything.
Snails: Oh come on. Just tell us who's hotter.
Spike: I don't know. But neither do I care.
Voice: *aham*
Spike: Dash?
Rainbow: te guys aren't even hiding.
Snails: Makes it less obvious.
Rainbow: Fair enough.


Rainbow: I'M NOT @#$%IN GAY!
Lyra: Are te sure. Cause this whole lesbian tantrum, isn't helping your point.
Rainbow: @#$% te *prepares punch*
Spike: Wow. Wow. Calm down Dashie..
Rainbow: Fine. *tries calming...

Lauren Faust and Cindy Morrow dropped a bunch of MLP behind the scenes stuff over on their Twitter pages, primarily dealing with original ideas and the first two seasons.

*Applejack's Dog Winonna was originally named Brandy, then Buckaroo
*Gilda was originally named Grizelda
*Suited for Success was originally called Dress for Failure
*Applebloom was originally named Appleseed
*Big Macintosh was originally Big Apple
*Sweet mela, apple Acres was originally Big mela, apple Orchard
*One Bad mela, apple was originally Bully For You
*Carousel Boutique was originally Carousel Couture, and was an actual carousel with moving...

The train went up Sherman Hill, and Gordon was shoveling coal

Gordon: Hey, if te let me drive this train, I will be the happiest pony ever.
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: dadlhbndfgonlkesjgkodsfgbvdfljkgzx! YOU. Leave this train right now! If you're going to torturize me, then get off this train
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: Yoyoyoyo! Now, you're making me mad! Get the hell off this train.
Hawkeye: Nah, I kinda like it in here. We're not even halfway up, why have te stopped shoveling?
Gordon: Because that's what te should be doing.
Hawkeye: Says the one with the shovel.
Gordon: Fine! *shovels...

Seanthehedgehog presents.

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny giorno when a pony with a sniper fucile was looking at a mare swimming. The pony with the fucile was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the superiore, in alto of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an ora later, a pony was walking. This pony was known as Harry...

This may sound like the story of a person that robbed the rich, and fed the poor. Your wrong. It's the story of a pony that robbed the rich to feed the poor.

It all started when Robin cappuccio was walking through the forest with his best friend, and partner Little John. The two always had each other's backs, but when they were walking somepony spotted them, the sheriff.

The sheriff ordered four police officers to attack them. These two were wanted dead, o alive. The two ponies that were being shot at saw a shed to hide in, and they went in it. The police Lost them, and went somewhere else.

LJ:...

CHAPTER 7:

Rainbow dash was still sleeping peacefully when suddenly she was gently woken up.

"Dashie, wake up, we're here" Twilight detto quitely.

"Huh? What?" the colorful Pegasus groaned, barelly awake.

"We arrived at UK" Twilight said, still speaking softly to her sleepy friend.

"Oh.. Right" arcobaleno said, remembering why he and Twilight were in the hot air balloon, and so the cyan Pegasus stretched as she began getting up from her lovely nap.

"Come on now, arcobaleno Dash, let's hurry" Twilight said, jumping out of the large rosa balloon basket.

"Rainbow?"

"Coming, coming" the Pegasus groaned. But unfortantly...

Twilight ran to the castello in Canterlot

Celestia: !reh llik ot gniog m'I thgiliwT dnif I nehW
Twilight: *enters throne* !!seccnirP
Celestia: *shoots at Twilight*
Twilight: *yawa snur*
Celestia: !ereh kcab teG
Twilight: *gninnur llits* ?won od I od thaW
Pinkie Pie: Twilight!!
Twilight: ?eiP eikniP
Pinkie Pie: You're stuck to speaking in reverse aren't you?
Twilight: ?sdrawkcab gnikaeps ton uoy era woH
Pinkie Pie: Oh I am. I'm speaking in reverse, in reverse.
Twilight: ?tahW
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, it's possible!
Twilight: .os yas uoy fI
Pinkie Pie: te can do it
Twilight: *seirt* Bitches!!
Pinkie Pie: te did it!...

Somewhere in the atlantic ocean

Equestrian pony54: *grabs fish*
Equestrian pony67: *walks inside part of boat*
Equestrian captain: Good morning Rob.
Rob: Hello captain. *pushes button*

The bacheca moved, and revealed a secret room. This was no ordinary fishing boat.

Equestrian pony65: Good to see te again Rob.
Rob: Only so I can take over your shift.
Equestrian pony87: I think we got something.
Equestrian pony54: I'm reeling it in right now.
Rob: Hang on, that thing we're reeling in, it's a bomb!
Equestrian pony87: You're pulling in a bomb! STOP!
Equestrian pony54: Too late! Hit the don't sink button!...

A little note: before I start, I'd like to acknowledge the other awesome bronies doing some rocking fan-fiction! te guys are really talented! So with that out of the way, let's go further into this story!


I stared at them, my wings I mean. I just stared perplexed; I have only remembered seeing two ponies yet I knew my wings weren't normal. Were they why I'm evil? I had to find out! I looked at the trash I was laying in, a hooded robe! Now no-pony else will be calling me a thing o evil! I stumbled out of the alley way I was thrown in, I couldn't remember how to walk! Ok. Left hoof, right hoof,...

All I saw was black. It took me a secondo o two for me to realise that I had my eyes closed, I tried to open them. I couldn't. I heard a voice though so I listened; "Sissy! This is my room! Get out!" "Dinky what the fieno is under your blanket?!" "Umm... Nothing" "Dinky Hooves! Don't make me get your mother in here!" "Sparkler! Nothing under here I swear!" "Dinky..." "Alright! It's a princess!" "Don't lie!" "It is! I found her in the ever-free forest! And and she has wings and uh horn so she's a princess!" "In the ever-free forest! Don't tell me te went in there!" "Sparkler it's true I'll show...