Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...

Suzanne went to talk to the road department.

Road Department Pony: Hello ma'am, what can I do for you?
Suzanne: I would like te to put up fences around Malpaso Avenue in Gran Turismo.
Road Department Pony: Alright. *Typing down Suzanne's request on a computer* What is the reason for the fences?
Suzanne: To keep deer off the road.
Road Department Pony: How many accidents have occurred on this road because of deer?
Suzanne: A lot, at least twice a day. The accident I was involved in was horrible, and the one before that, a car caught on fuoco after hitting another car.
Road Department Pony: Alright...

The Low Riders were still waiting on the bridge going over the train tracks from the station.

Cavalier Pony: *Arrives in a red Cavalier*
Corvette Pony: Here he is.
Cavalier Pony: *Gets out of his car* What are we waiting for? We gonna race?
Corvette Pony: Yes. Let's do it.
Julia: They're getting into their cars.
Tim: *Gets on the radio* GT24, we're still observing the suspects. Another pony joined them in a red 1995 Cavalier. So far, we can't tell if the car has any license plates. We can only see the front of it.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24. What is your current location?
Tim: Round Freeway. The four...

Gordon, and Case cracker were being attacked da the Mexicans, and Fillydelphians in the pizzeria on Mane Ashbury. They were walking in an underground passage searching for a ladder to climb up.

Gordon: *Finds a ladder* This is it. *Climbs up*
Case Cracker: *Follows upwards, not saying anything*
Gordon: *Slowly opens manhill, and whispers* They're looking away from us. Follow me. *Sneaks over to a big garbage bin*
Case Cracker: *Reloads his shotgun while following Gordon*
Gordon: *Reloads his Stoner 63*
Izzy: te two should come out now!!
Gordon: Idiots. The biggest idiots I ever met. *Points his...

The Fillydelphia gang was talking with each other in a building in Oatland.

Fillydelphia pony 93: Those Mexicans have been fighting with Case Cracker's gang.
Fillydelphia pony 15: And our attack on Case wasn't successful. What do we do?
Michael: We try again. Only this time, we succeed.

Next giorno

Gordon: *Wakes up* 5 AM. I usually wake up at 6, but whatever.
Case Cracker: *stays asleep at home*
Gordon: *Starts lifting weights*
Case Cracker: *Gets up a couple hours later*
Jim: *Calling Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Picks up* Hello.
Jim: We have a problem Case! Call Gordon, and Sam, and tell them to get...

Case Cracker, Gordon, and Sam drove their cars to the bar. They sat at a tavolo watching the sports channel.

Case Cracker: Know if there's a game on tonight?
Gordon: Depends. Do te like basketball?
Case Cracker: Yeah, sure I do.
Gordon: Then the Lakers are going against the Nets.
Case Cracker: Sounds good.
Sam: Alright. We'll watch the game as soon as it turns on.
Gordon: But for now, let's get drunk.
Case Cracker: Yeah.
Bartender: What will it be?
Case Cracker: Get me some whiskey.
Bartender: What about te two?
Gordon: I'll take beer.
Sam: Scotch.

Meanwhile in Alameda.

Izzy: What happened?
Mexican...

Pierce just entered a town called castello Rock when his car got a flat tire.

Pierce: *Angry* Oh great. *Passes a sign* The nearest service station is a mile away. That's too far. Especially since I have a flat tire. *Goes onto the side of the road*

Karl left Vancouver just as Bob entered it.

Karl: After nearly getting stopped da the FBI, I'm just glad this Saratoga I got doesn't have any damage. *Enters Woodland*
Bob: *Driving through Vancouver* Who knew there was another town called Vancouver in Washington? You'd think te were in Canada.

Pierce finally stopped at a service station in Castle...

Date: February 12, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:31 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Half an ora after work, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were with each other at a restaurant. This song was playing: link

Hawkeye: I ordered a hot dog ten minuti ago. Where is it?
Pete: That's not important right now. We still need to get those snowplows, and extra fuel for our engines.
Stylo: But how?
Pete: I think I know how. A train of fuel is going into Denver tomorrow from Los Angeles.
Hawkeye: We can take that without anypony noticing.
Stylo: We just steal it? Isn't that a little dangerous?
Pete: Not if...

After leaving the drugstore, Gordon, and Case cracker were thinking about what to do next. They had no più work, and had the rest of the giorno off.

Gordon: So, what do te want to do, now that we've got the rest of the giorno off?
Case Cracker: Hmm..I heard those Wonderbolts will preform in San Fransicolt. But I don't know. What about te and your mare friend?
Gordon: I could bring her with us. Would that be ok?
Case Cracker: Okay I guess..
Gordon: You'll have to sit in the back when we get her.
Case Cracker: I figured...Does she live far?
Gordon: Not really. She lives in Russian hill. It should take...

Okay.. So I'm in Miami hotel.
Nothing else to do today..

Anyway.
Ever seen Haunted History.

You should, it's actually scary.

Anyway.
The one I'm watching one, and it's about the infamish H.H. Homes and how his brutally murdered victims haunted various areas, because they can't rest in peace sense it's unsaved cases, Homes is a evil genish.
Look him up.
He's a fuckin nightmare!

Anyway.
Watching Homes, makes cupcakes 50% scarier.

Because the idea of homes is, he's a nice and gets te into seeing his hotel, and acts like a complete normal person.
But they secretly puts sleep gas into your bedroom.
And he...

Warning. This will be one of most violent chapters. It's based on my preferito death scene from SAW 2.. Please don't segnala it though..

SOME TIME THE successivo DAY:
Unfortantly, AppleJack soon discovered Saten's body. Shocking her, and making her feel guilty about having been kinda mean to him most times.
Voice: te shouldn't be here!
AJ: (jumps a bit and turns to see Big Mac) B Big Mac.. W What did te do!?
Big Mac: He annoyed me. All those stories of him, it's unfair, I am WAY più interesting than Saten Twist is, all HE is, is a easily angered douchebag.
AJ: (growls at him)
Big Mac: Don't look at me...

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as oliva
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.

Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: te think te speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? te don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that,...

This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game mostra wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure te that no più rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in secondo place with negative seventy...

Hello again. This is my secondo articolo here this month, shortly following one about Luna becoming Nightmare Moon. I humbly ask that te look at it. ^.^ (You will get all the hugz!) And this, like the 1,000 years one I made forever ago, is just an articolo of lyrics and moments. *Mwah*! Oh, yes. Bold print means it's both sisters.


I remember the nights we spent under city lights, this feelings got the best of me. We were floating along to the sounds of a dead end town, but now that's just a memory.

I remember the times me and Tia actually spent time together. The times when we could forget we...

Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.
Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her)
AppleJack: Yes. I-
Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*
Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing te too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* te look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her pelliccia o whatever cavalli have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: da the way. te ever...

Soon, Hawkeye and Gordon got their trains onto Sherman Hill. They were still close to each other.

Gordon: *On the radio* Hey, can anypony hear me?
Orion: I hear you. What's up?
Gordon: I'm racing Hawkeye. There is no way he is going to beat me.
Orion: Wanna bet?
Gordon: te gotta be kidding. I am winning the race, and I am way out in front. I told te that there is no way Hawkeye will beat me. (Hawkeye is actually winning, but I can't let Orion know that.)
Orion: Pierce is a good engineer. He will find a way to beat te in the race.
Gordon: Whatever. te detto te wanted to make a wager?
Orion: Ah,...

At CIE Headquarters

Con: Is P in his office?
Moneybit: Yeah, but he's a little busy.
Con: Alright. I heard he had a mission for me, and I decided to come down as soon as possible.
Moneybit: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Hello?
P: Let him in.
Moneybit: He'll see te now Mr. Mane.
Con: Right. *Walks into office* Good morning sir.
P: Likewise Con. What do te know about Discord?
Con: We've had a very long history. First, he tried to launch a bunch of missiles at Germany, and Mexico, to make it look like they were waging war against each other. Then, he killed my wife, half an ora after we got married....

Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that te call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are te so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes mela, apple Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd mela, apple Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...

Disclaimer: I liked the episode, I just didn't think it was as good as expected.

Here's why.

Way about half a anno ago, at a pony convention, I'm sure most if not all of te are aware of the animatic that was shown there; the animatic for the premiere song of this episode: "I'm just a pony."

link

Now, that was a RAW version of the song. untouched da any final edits as far as I knew.

In that raw form, however, there was a VAST amount of emotion behind it. It felt powerful, it felt pure, it was simply amazing.

And that right there sums up why I wasn't too invested into this episode: It didn't live...

After arcobaleno Dash briefed me on my assignment, Nikki went in for her briefing.

Nikki: So, what is my successivo assignment?
Rainbow Dash: I assigned Sean to watch out for any suspicious activity in Ponyville. I want te to do the same thing in Canterlot. If te find any ponies working for ISIS, kill them.
Nikki: Will do.

Meanwhile, I was at Sweet mela, apple Acres with Applejack.

Sean: *Watching a part of town with binoculars*
Applejack: te should take a break. If te look through those things too long, you'll ruin your eyesight.
Sean: Okay. *Puts away binoculars* Nothing interesting is happening anyway....