'Well what are te gawking at butler?! Go upstairs and fetch the Cibo what do te expect me to live on hope?!' yelled Richard, the butler nodded and ran upstairs. 'By the way, your spa appointments for the filthy mammals is in 10 minutes, have a nice day, otter,' detto Richard, his fishy breath in Marlene's face. 'Aye sir,' coughed Marlene. Richard then walked down a hallway and headed to a door. 'If te can kindly follow me,' detto Richard. Then, after following him down the hall, he opened the door to a large tavolo filled with food, Maurice, Kowalski, Rico, Julien, and Mort then ran to the tavolo and threw each other out of the way to eat. 'NO!!! NEÍN!! QUÉ NO!!!' yelled Richard, 'We don't rudely get here to eat the Cibo like.............animals...' Skipper then gave a big slap to both Rico and Kowalski. 'I'm sorry about their behaviour your majesty, please forgive me,' detto Skipper, kneeling at Richard's feet. 'Okay, but please don't grabbel in fear at my prescence, it makes te all look pathetic,' detto Richard, helping Skipper up onto a chair. Private leaned over and whispered to Skipper. 'I don't like this fellow very much, he's ungrateful, and fierce,' whispered Private.
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'Don't worry too much, as long as we don't piss him off okay?' suggested Skipper. He looked over and saw a female pinguino head to Richard and whisper. Skipper then got in his flirty mood. 'Helloooo.... Who's this Richard?' asked Skipper. 'That's my wife Kat,' detto Richard. Then Skipper felt guilty and stopped smiling, he blushed. 'My mistake sir,' detto Skipper. Kat giggled at Richard, but she frowned at Skipper. 'Uh, Skipper, te should ask if the girl is dating o married before te ask her out,' detto Kowalski, sitting in a seat. Julien also noticed Kat but ignored her because she was a pinguino also. Richard then made a gesture to a servant. 'Alright filthy mammals, te can go to the spa now to get cleaned up, follow Lily please,' detto Richard. Lily frowned at Marlene and headed to another room, not to be seen ever again until later. Private then grabbed a cup of tè from the table. 'I mean, let's just have jokes now, like, ooh!! The British are so stupid, they try to claim all this land just to lose it, what a waste ain't it?' asked Richard, then Private tried his best not to crush his teacup. 'Or maybe te sir, te look so, old school in that uniform,' detto Julien. Skipper tried to make Julien shut up but he continued. 'And te have the most stupid look on your face when you're mad at someone,' continued Julien. 'Go on, tell me how stupid the richest being in the world is,' growled Richard. 'And your wife is really retarded too,' detto Julien.
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Richard then held Kat back when she tried to shoot at Julien with her gun, after several attempts, she gave up and cried. 'Calm down love, te can't kill a guest, even though he o she is a total assclown, and Julien, te don't talk to a man's wife like that, te can go to the spa like your other friends, o have a swordfight with me later!!' yelled Richard, holding Kat closely and stroking her head. 'Look what te did Julien!! Now te angered the leader of our birthcountry!! That wasn't funny!!' yelled Private. Guards soon grabbed Julien, and threw him into the spa room. Lily came back and sat successivo to Skipper, smiling. 'Missed me Skippy?' asked Lily. 'Yeah, I kinda did, and we're all fine right now,' detto Skipper. Rico then barfed up a radio with Amore Musica and Skipper blushed. 'You wanna grab a dance Skippy?' asked Lily, holding Skipper's flippers. He nodded and danced with Lily. 'Ahhh, the youngest of loves, warms me up a lot really,' detto Richard, smiling and rocking back and forth on his chair. 'Does it warm te up enough to forgive Julien o accept the mammals?' asked Kowalski. 'Not really, I'm still gonna kill Julien for insulting me and my wife,' stated Richard. 'What's happening at the spa anyways Richard?' asked Private. 'They're having a good time I bet,' detto Richard.
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Marlene had sat in the bathtub, relaxing her muscles for hours. She only found one thing odd, first of all, she noticed she had already eaten 5 plates of Cibo dato to her, secondly, the members at the spa were always quick with their actions. 'This is kinda suspicious, how come I've been here for too long? It's freaking me out!!' yelled Marlene. She then sank her head in the water and tried to look for an exit, she found only one door, but it was tightly locked, so she gave up and decided to sink into the water until she felt better. 'What the heck's gonna happen to me if I stay any longer?!' yelled Marlene, then she passed out in fear. Julien fared better, since he had no suspicion at all, he relaxed like there was no giorno tomorow, as did Mort and Maurice. 'This is relaxing right your highness?' asked Maurice. 'Of course it is silly, the staff is so quick with everything they do here,' detto Julien. They all sighed in relaxation, except Mort, who dropped a shampoo bottle in the bathtub, and on his head. 'Ouchies!!' yelled Mort in irritation.
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'Don't worry too much, as long as we don't piss him off okay?' suggested Skipper. He looked over and saw a female pinguino head to Richard and whisper. Skipper then got in his flirty mood. 'Helloooo.... Who's this Richard?' asked Skipper. 'That's my wife Kat,' detto Richard. Then Skipper felt guilty and stopped smiling, he blushed. 'My mistake sir,' detto Skipper. Kat giggled at Richard, but she frowned at Skipper. 'Uh, Skipper, te should ask if the girl is dating o married before te ask her out,' detto Kowalski, sitting in a seat. Julien also noticed Kat but ignored her because she was a pinguino also. Richard then made a gesture to a servant. 'Alright filthy mammals, te can go to the spa now to get cleaned up, follow Lily please,' detto Richard. Lily frowned at Marlene and headed to another room, not to be seen ever again until later. Private then grabbed a cup of tè from the table. 'I mean, let's just have jokes now, like, ooh!! The British are so stupid, they try to claim all this land just to lose it, what a waste ain't it?' asked Richard, then Private tried his best not to crush his teacup. 'Or maybe te sir, te look so, old school in that uniform,' detto Julien. Skipper tried to make Julien shut up but he continued. 'And te have the most stupid look on your face when you're mad at someone,' continued Julien. 'Go on, tell me how stupid the richest being in the world is,' growled Richard. 'And your wife is really retarded too,' detto Julien.
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Richard then held Kat back when she tried to shoot at Julien with her gun, after several attempts, she gave up and cried. 'Calm down love, te can't kill a guest, even though he o she is a total assclown, and Julien, te don't talk to a man's wife like that, te can go to the spa like your other friends, o have a swordfight with me later!!' yelled Richard, holding Kat closely and stroking her head. 'Look what te did Julien!! Now te angered the leader of our birthcountry!! That wasn't funny!!' yelled Private. Guards soon grabbed Julien, and threw him into the spa room. Lily came back and sat successivo to Skipper, smiling. 'Missed me Skippy?' asked Lily. 'Yeah, I kinda did, and we're all fine right now,' detto Skipper. Rico then barfed up a radio with Amore Musica and Skipper blushed. 'You wanna grab a dance Skippy?' asked Lily, holding Skipper's flippers. He nodded and danced with Lily. 'Ahhh, the youngest of loves, warms me up a lot really,' detto Richard, smiling and rocking back and forth on his chair. 'Does it warm te up enough to forgive Julien o accept the mammals?' asked Kowalski. 'Not really, I'm still gonna kill Julien for insulting me and my wife,' stated Richard. 'What's happening at the spa anyways Richard?' asked Private. 'They're having a good time I bet,' detto Richard.
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Marlene had sat in the bathtub, relaxing her muscles for hours. She only found one thing odd, first of all, she noticed she had already eaten 5 plates of Cibo dato to her, secondly, the members at the spa were always quick with their actions. 'This is kinda suspicious, how come I've been here for too long? It's freaking me out!!' yelled Marlene. She then sank her head in the water and tried to look for an exit, she found only one door, but it was tightly locked, so she gave up and decided to sink into the water until she felt better. 'What the heck's gonna happen to me if I stay any longer?!' yelled Marlene, then she passed out in fear. Julien fared better, since he had no suspicion at all, he relaxed like there was no giorno tomorow, as did Mort and Maurice. 'This is relaxing right your highness?' asked Maurice. 'Of course it is silly, the staff is so quick with everything they do here,' detto Julien. They all sighed in relaxation, except Mort, who dropped a shampoo bottle in the bathtub, and on his head. 'Ouchies!!' yelled Mort in irritation.
Marlene: "Good day, my Lords!"
*Penguins look at Marlene*
Kowalski: "Orbs of great fire!"
Marlene: "I bid you! I know not of thee!"
Skipper: "Greetings! Beauteous are thee...thou art very pretty...Uhh...Wherefore needest it thou? .... *looks at Kowalski* Sir Kowalski,what say you?"
Kowalski: "By my troth! Henceforth thee dwelling midst a mistress!"
Marlene: "I know not that name!"
Kowalski: "Tis most slendid of oppourtunities, dost thee whence of wisdom before shall canst a goodly length in thee past of times!"
Marlene: "Wilt thou speak of thee? I trow not!"
Kowalski: "Mistress fare thee in thou tongue of flibbbergim!"
Marlene: "Thee speak of nonsense, good sir-"
Kowalski: "Incredulous!"
Marlene: "Naught thee! My name be thou- *Kowalski grabs her tongue* MMarr-lenne!"
Skipper,Private and Rico: "Arlene!"
Skipper: "Ye art hath thee hearts of noble men!"
Marlene: "My..lord?"
Skipper: "My lady detto thee!"
*Penguins look at Marlene*
Kowalski: "Orbs of great fire!"
Marlene: "I bid you! I know not of thee!"
Skipper: "Greetings! Beauteous are thee...thou art very pretty...Uhh...Wherefore needest it thou? .... *looks at Kowalski* Sir Kowalski,what say you?"
Kowalski: "By my troth! Henceforth thee dwelling midst a mistress!"
Marlene: "I know not that name!"
Kowalski: "Tis most slendid of oppourtunities, dost thee whence of wisdom before shall canst a goodly length in thee past of times!"
Marlene: "Wilt thou speak of thee? I trow not!"
Kowalski: "Mistress fare thee in thou tongue of flibbbergim!"
Marlene: "Thee speak of nonsense, good sir-"
Kowalski: "Incredulous!"
Marlene: "Naught thee! My name be thou- *Kowalski grabs her tongue* MMarr-lenne!"
Skipper,Private and Rico: "Arlene!"
Skipper: "Ye art hath thee hearts of noble men!"
Marlene: "My..lord?"
Skipper: "My lady detto thee!"
