I Pinguini di Madagascar Article: The pinguino Chronicles. Hippie Freak.

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posted by Marika_1996

Skipper stretched and yawned. This sun was making him feel lazy. It was a really hot September. And it was also his secondo anno at that school.
- It's nearly summer - he heard. He turned his head.
- Marlene - he smiled - Nice to see te again.
Marlene also smiled.
- Waitin for the newbies? - she asked. She knew that Skipper likes girls. All girls. She didn't care, it was kinda fun for her.
- Yup. And here they come - detto Skipper. He posed and he smiled. He was handsome, popolare and really cool. What else he needed to data every girl he wanted to data with?
- Ready, steady - laughed Marlene.
- And away we go! - smiled Skipper. They were always finishing each other's quotes.
The girls were coming. The Newbie Girls Review started.
- So, there ya go... What do ya think? - asked Marlene.
-I'm seeking for the right girl...No, no, no... Maybe this one? Nah, I don't like her legs.
- Legs?! - asked Marlene - Skippy, do ya REALLY care bout da legs?
- Of course I do, sista - he answered - They're important!
- So - asked she - what do te think bout mine?
Skipper stared at her. Marlene turned red and detto just:
- Ah. Oh, ya.
Skipper smiled. He loves doing this!
- Let's better go back to the Newbie Review. No, no, no... Wait wait wait! That's my baby...
- Who? - asked Marlene, still red.
- See? The hippie girl.
- I thought ya hate hippies, Skipp?
- Yup, but this one... Those blond fluffy hair, flowery camicia and those funny hippie pants... Oooh, baby!
- I'm pretty sure that it won't end well - detto Marlene, staring at Skipper.
Skipper looked at her.
- Twenty bucks it'll be my best data this year.
- Deal - detto Marlene, looking into his eyes.
- Deal - he detto and he went after the hippie.

Skipper followed the hippie. She was standing in the middle af the hall, looking for somebody - o maybe it was just Skippy's impression? The bad thing was that he couldn't see her face - it was hiding under big Lennon-style glasses. Skipper messed his hair (all the girls says that he looks 'so totally cute!' when his hair is messed) and went to the hippie.
- Hi sweet - he detto and he touched her arm - What is a girl like te doing here alone?
The hippie turned red.
- Ummm... - she said.
- Aah, you've moved, right? And now you're in our class... Mmm, I can't wait to meet te - detto Skipper with a smile that gives every girl a heard attack.
- Y-y-yes... - detto hippie, sill red.
- So, what's your name, sweetheart? - asked Skipper, embracing the hippie's waist.
- K-kelno Frederick Blowhole - answered the hippie.
- Say WHAT?! - asked Skipper - You're not a girl?!!

- See? - detto Marlene, when he paid her - Don't be such a womanizer!
- I prefer 'playboy', Marlene - detto Skipper and sighed. He just didn't know that Kelno would be his mortal enemy. Well, maybe he knew, but he thought that 'the Hippie Freak' will forgive him, one fine day...
- Hey, know what? - he said, looking into Marlene's eyes.
- What? - she asked.
- Blowhole's got better waist than you! - he laughed and run away before she slapped him.

Where was the rest of the team? Well, that's another story...

~M

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Celeste Chapter 3

posted by legendary7

Private's domanda stung. It seemed as if she hadn't anticipated him asking. She closed her eyes and reminisced painfully. A amaro taste formed in her beak. It was like she could feel the cold hands grasping her again.
"Scientists," She answered simply, covering up her past.
"What intentions would they have in caging up a pinguino in a lab for years?" Private wondered naïvely. Skipper elbowed Kowalski in the ribs.
"Uh… I'll explain later, Private." Kowalski said.
"No, it's fine. te see, there are some scientists. Evil scientists, who test chemicals out on animals. Sometimes, like in my case,...

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 8: Goodbyes And One Last Hope

posted by legendary7

The men storm in. I peek from under the dangling sheets under my bed. They diviso, spalato up.
"We know you're in here, kid. If we have to come, and find te it's going to be a very long and painful death." He warns, and inches closer to the bed. "You're hiding like a coward, but we'll gut te like a fish!" He says slicing the sheet.
No one's there. I breathe a sigh of relief from beneath the other bed. I hear them march out. As I wriggle out from under the bed.
A strange feeling of heat touches my face. In the corner, is a glowing light. I stagger over, following the hot light. There I see something...

POM's Gender Bender and Crossover Version Chapter 1

posted by werockz

Chapter 1: Deadly Message
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Adventure Time's side

Fionna and Cake was just sleeping when someone was knocking at there door. Fionna opened the door and saw Prince Gumball. "Hi Prince Gumball. What's that?"Fionna asked. "Oh, this my latest invention. I call it the Parallel Zapper."Prince Gumball detto as he ran to the living room. He plugged it and a portal appears. "Are te sure this is safe?" Cake asked. "Of course it is. I just hope that te did not eat eggs for dinner. That's what makes the machine falling apart."Prince Gumball said....

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Stupid Crazy Love: (1) Finding Amore

posted by peacebaby7

March 06, 2000
0739 hours

"Hey! Are te okay?" Fahlcon crouched low to avoid gunfire, and ran to the man on the ground hidden behind a slope clutching his shoulder. Once he got to him, he lied his gun down and examined his wound. It was deep. He couldn't even see the bullet. Blood covered his entire shoulder and he was sweating. There was sign of infection. "What's your name soldier?" Fahlcon asked. "Hans...Hans Gruber." The man answered. He spoke with a Danish accent. He had dark hair and hazel eyes. Fahlcon swung his fucile on his back and helped him up. Half carrying him, he managed to get...

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The Black Death Chapter 5: Skiptracing

posted by legendary7

Finally the lights flashed on, and without having any contact with the door, Skipper and Private witnessed it slam open before their own eyes. "Come on," Skipper said. "No, no, I can't go in there! No!" Private whined like he was in a trance. Skipper grasped his flipper, and dragged him inside. Skipper kept his grip tight until he found Kowalski and Rico da the stairs. "Are te both all right?!" Skipper asked startled. "Yes, but something happened in the basement." Kowalski detto out of breath. "All right, Rico, take Private upstairs and keep an eye on him. Kowalski, you're coming with me."...

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Mort's conversation with Cleverbot XD

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hi! My name is Mort!! :D.

Cleverbot: So M. Was short for morgan then?

User: No. Do te like King Julien's feet??

Cleverbot: No Sorry.

User: His feet are the best-est thing the world!!

Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.

User: te are what? :D.

Cleverbot: I think therefore I exist, beyond that I can be sure of nothing.

User: Yay!!

Cleverbot: So cleverbot, tell me of your adventures!

User: I am Mort!

Cleverbot: Are te sure?

User: Yes! I like being sure! :).

Cleverbot: Same here.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: How smart are you?

User: My tail, Rodney, says I an smart!

Cleverbot: Are we still best friends?

User:...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 8

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the superiore, in alto instead of the bottom due to everything in the castello being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 7

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 7

Skipper arrived at the castello where everything was flipped upside down. Instead of being on the floor, he was on the cleaning, and everything was on was the floor was now above Skipper. He was still in the trono room so he will have to figure out a way to get to the dark priest. But then he saw a pinguino with the same outfit he was wearing. Skipper ran to the penguin, and when he got closer he saw his face. It was his face. It was Skipper! A clone of Skipper has been made, obviously to take the real Skipper’s place and be evil. Skipper took out his sword, and the evil Skipper took...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 5

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5

Skipper opened his eyes; he wasn't in the castello anymore. He looked around to see where he was. He then recognized where he was. This was the time and place of Skipper Alucard's worse giorno ever. The giorno he saw his own mother, Lisa, be executed. She was to be executed due to the fact she was married to Count Blowhole. Though she was only a mortal penguin, villagers believed she was a witch because she loved such an evil soul. Skipper ran inoltrare, avanti has he heard a crowd of angry villagers with torches and pitchforks yelling 'Burn the Witch!' Behind the crowd, Skipper looked up to see his...

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Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 1 (Rated M)

posted by Metallica1147

Before te read this story, please no flames and please don't tell me about any grammar mistakes I made. No flames because it really took me two years to make this story. I started in 2010, never got to it because I have struggling, stopped the story, and then finally now I got to it and I was able to finish it. I worked so hard on this story, te have no idea. I know I make grammar mistakes and I do my best to fix them all but if I didn't get to them all I'm sorry, I tried. One più note, for anyone who played this game I based this story on just so te know I'm not adding the whole game....

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 4 A Cruel Fate

posted by legendary7

At the cena table, the feast is blanketed with silence, above the background noise of protestors against me. The smuggling pressure of my father's constant want for a different son, and the crowd's demand for Cain as prince, makes me realize I don't even want the throne. It is if there is no place for me. The only one I feel refuge in is my mother. Only is my father cheerful, on this dark night. His eyes beaming with excitement as he instructs of how to defeat my foe.
"And if te lose you'll end up like this fish: On the seal's cena plate." He chuckles, gulping down a plump grouper. My...

'What the heck is that?' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'What the heck is that?'

Marlene - Jakiś raban, dziwne światło.

Roy - Atakują, czuję że nie będzie łatwo.

Burt - Zbudził właśnie mnie nieziemski trzask.

Mason - A ja słyszałem gdzieś przedziwny wrzask.

Bing - To nie ja tylko Bada.

Bada - Bo ja się ten, no... przejąłem!

Maurice - Więc cóż to za blask?

Pinky - To głęboce razi nas.

Mason - Rękoma dajesz znak, jest za mną, tak?

Burt - Co za dziwne coś!

Roy - Co za dziwne coś!

Bada - Co to za typ wisi i gapi się?

Joey - Czekaj no, niech ciut przetrę oko nim swe!

Bing - Paskudne, brudne i złe na wskroś!

Bada and Bing - Jakieś dziwne...

'Thump' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'Thump'

Guy - Co to jest, ach co?

Kowalski - Straszny sprzęt wmuszający śpiew.

Skipper - Spójrz teraz nie widzisz mnie.

King Julien - Trzeba cię powstrzymać dziś,
tak mówi mały miś.
Dajcie mi bas,
to oczaruję was.
Dajcie mi dźwięk,
ujrzycie tyłka wdzięk.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam! Yeah!
Kolanami w brodę wal
i bam, bam, bam!

Poczuj ten flow,
kiedy macham kitą swą!

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam!

Mort i Maurice
wyjedzą z kubła ryż.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
*bam, bam, bam*

Tak się właśnie tańczy tu,
Tak się właśnie tańczy tam.
Tak się właśnie...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter One - A Forgotten Past

posted by KowalskiRocks

*Please note that Melody is my OC and that is the only reason I'm adding her. And also if this story sucks,(and it most likely will, as I'm not a very good writer)please tell me how I can improve it.*

It started as any other day. Skipper was training his crew as usual, but then a huge bird-like thing swooped straight at them! It landed a few meters away from the habitat, and at that point they could see that it wasn't a random object at all: it was a beautiful young penguin!
S: Is that a flying penguin?
K: It would seem so, but penguins can't fly!
P: Skipper, is it just me, o does that penguin...

Where are the Penguins? (spoof of Robot Chicken's "Where's Michael?")

posted by mostar1219

At Los Angeles Convention Center about 15 years in the future

Carsfan: (as a reporter) A huge crowd of fellow fanguins are waiting outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, the location of the POM Convention, to catch a glimpse of their idols before it starts. They should be here any moment. Wait, yes, yes, they're here. The penguins are here! (a limo pulls up and 70s/2020s version of the penguins come out)
70s Skipper: Are te sure about this look, Kowalski?
70s Kowalski: te have to sposta backward to go foreward, Skipper! Besides, I believe some fanguins here pretty muched begged to see us like...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 11: Siege of the Central Park Zoo

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 11: the Siege of the Central Park Zoo
The siege of the Central Park Zoo had begun with a wave of crabs. “Okay, Guardians, let’s defeat the evil!” Soren led the attack, with Twilight, who was carrying Erik, was directly behind him. Digger was carrying Mort, who was carrying an extra set of battle claws, fitted for lemure use. “Watch out Soren, there using Pure Ones and Dragon Owls. Soren set his sights on several pure ones. Erik then took out 6 of them in one shot. “Good job, Chick Magnet!” Soren exclaimed. Then Mort took out 6 più pure ones. “Awesome job, Sad Eyes!”...

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The legend of the Crystal falco, falco, falcon *Chapter 3*

posted by SkippX101

"SKIPPER!" Private screamed, a granchio had clawed his bum, and wouldn't let go. He ran around frantically, Skipper extended his flipper *bam* Private hit Skippers flipper and fell flat on the hard black sea-stone. "Skipa!!" Rico screamed, his head had caught alight while trying to light a fire. "Ahh!!! Bob is angry!!" Kowalski screamed, his tuna pesce had caught alight. Skipper just stood and watched all three penguins running around frantically, he was on the verge of exploding with anger, he frowned so low te could barley see his eyes. "Skipper!" He heard two voices cry from behind. "What is...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 5

posted by mostar1219

In the "MAD" universe
Jack: Those penguins are right in front of us!!!
Ramsay: Don't worry, didn't te say that te can pull your head off and shoot fuoco out of your eyes?
Jack: Yea.
Ramsay: Well, THROW YOUR HEAD AT THEM, SKELETON MAN!!! (Jack throws his head attempting to hit the penguins)
S: Rico, deploy Jackie Robinson pitcher mode! (Rico catches the head and throws it and it hits Team Johnny Test)
Susan: I'll press the net button. (presses a button and a net appears and catches Jack's head)
Johnny: Impressive. (everyone rides on the back of Clifford the Big Red Dog and go through the portal to...

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Halloween Bite *Chapter 3* A ear-piercing scream...

posted by SkippX101

*Please note i didn't write this song myself, Seastar4374 wrote it*

The penguins jumped up the hatch
"So Starlite's suppose to be beautiful? PFFT! Yah and it will rain dolphins!" Skipper laughed.
*Rainbow veins-Owl City*
*High rise, veins of the avenue
Bright eyes and subtle variations of blue*
The other four penguins were staring at something that was behind Skipper. "What are te nancy-cats gawking at?" Skipper sighed, not turning around.
*Everywhere is balanced there like a arcobaleno above te
Street lights glisten on the boulevard
And cold nights make staying alert so hard*
"Umm...You might wanna...

the lucky coin. chapter 1: the legendary treasure

posted by andresandru

Skipper and the other penguins were digging and digging and....digging? ok. They didn't seem to have enough escape tunels, they were finishing number 31.

"this is PARANOIC MADNESS!" Private shouted, as he dug deeper and deeper, but, suddent ly he felt a click, he strted digging in other directions, until every single place mad the noise click.

He started waving the dust with his hands, and eventualy, a scream came out

"AHHHHHH!!!" Skipper heard the scream

"come boys!" he and everyone went as fast as they could. Once there, they saw that Private was right beside a skeleton.

"wait!" Kowalski took...