I Pinguini di Madagascar Article: Harry potter meets pom part 4

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posted by alex356

At flying lesson
Madam hooch:today te will learn how to fly a broom
Now te will force your scopa to came up to your hand
Me:UP! *my brooms cames up*
Harry:good work Alex
Me:thanks Harry
Madam hooch:now when I say go te will jump off and fly
one two THREE GO!
Me:*flying off*
the penguins: go Alex yeah Alex te can do it goooooo Alex
At pointes
Snape: now- will will are te Alex potter
Me:yes sir
Snape:will don't act like your brother potter
Mayfol:yes please don't o else we have two potters goofing off
At lunch
Me:I kill mayfol if I was te
Harry:would dream of it but then we get in trouble

MsKowalski99 likes this

Bluepenguin ??? I... I'm lost. What happened...? Like, I've read Harry Potter before back in my elementary days, but I don't understand the Snape part...

alex356 It because he one of you-know-who helper he dosen't like Harry and said to me that don't act like Harry

skipperfan5431 Uh...............

alex356 What

evviefoxx I'm in a scared and lonely place right now and I'm not sure where that is. It could be that POM & HP is slowly dying of a cancerous disease and I'm not quite sure how to grieve about it. Without my obsessions, I think I'll spiral out of control, do something stupid and watch endless re-runs of Buffy and no one wants me to go there. Someone hold me.

alex356 What?

evviefoxx ~runs away screaming~

ImAnEasel Yay! I'm not the only one who writes in short chapters! Phew. After seeing some really long, epic fanfictions, I felt really lazy. XD

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 7

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 7

Skipper arrived at the castello where everything was flipped upside down. Instead of being on the floor, he was on the cleaning, and everything was on was the floor was now above Skipper. He was still in the trono room so he will have to figure out a way to get to the dark priest. But then he saw a pinguino with the same outfit he was wearing. Skipper ran to the penguin, and when he got closer he saw his face. It was his face. It was Skipper! A clone of Skipper has been made, obviously to take the real Skipper’s place and be evil. Skipper took out his sword, and the evil Skipper took...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 5

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5

Skipper opened his eyes; he wasn't in the castello anymore. He looked around to see where he was. He then recognized where he was. This was the time and place of Skipper Alucard's worse giorno ever. The giorno he saw his own mother, Lisa, be executed. She was to be executed due to the fact she was married to Count Blowhole. Though she was only a mortal penguin, villagers believed she was a witch because she loved such an evil soul. Skipper ran inoltrare, avanti has he heard a crowd of angry villagers with torches and pitchforks yelling 'Burn the Witch!' Behind the crowd, Skipper looked up to see his...

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Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 1 (Rated M)

posted by Metallica1147

Before te read this story, please no flames and please don't tell me about any grammar mistakes I made. No flames because it really took me two years to make this story. I started in 2010, never got to it because I have struggling, stopped the story, and then finally now I got to it and I was able to finish it. I worked so hard on this story, te have no idea. I know I make grammar mistakes and I do my best to fix them all but if I didn't get to them all I'm sorry, I tried. One più note, for anyone who played this game I based this story on just so te know I'm not adding the whole game....

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 4 A Cruel Fate

posted by legendary7

At the cena table, the feast is blanketed with silence, above the background noise of protestors against me. The smuggling pressure of my father's constant want for a different son, and the crowd's demand for Cain as prince, makes me realize I don't even want the throne. It is if there is no place for me. The only one I feel refuge in is my mother. Only is my father cheerful, on this dark night. His eyes beaming with excitement as he instructs of how to defeat my foe.
"And if te lose you'll end up like this fish: On the seal's cena plate." He chuckles, gulping down a plump grouper. My...

'What the heck is that?' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'What the heck is that?'

Marlene - Jakiś raban, dziwne światło.

Roy - Atakują, czuję że nie będzie łatwo.

Burt - Zbudził właśnie mnie nieziemski trzask.

Mason - A ja słyszałem gdzieś przedziwny wrzask.

Bing - To nie ja tylko Bada.

Bada - Bo ja się ten, no... przejąłem!

Maurice - Więc cóż to za blask?

Pinky - To głęboce razi nas.

Mason - Rękoma dajesz znak, jest za mną, tak?

Burt - Co za dziwne coś!

Roy - Co za dziwne coś!

Bada - Co to za typ wisi i gapi się?

Joey - Czekaj no, niech ciut przetrę oko nim swe!

Bing - Paskudne, brudne i złe na wskroś!

Bada and Bing - Jakieś dziwne...

'Thump' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'Thump'

Guy - Co to jest, ach co?

Kowalski - Straszny sprzęt wmuszający śpiew.

Skipper - Spójrz teraz nie widzisz mnie.

King Julien - Trzeba cię powstrzymać dziś,
tak mówi mały miś.
Dajcie mi bas,
to oczaruję was.
Dajcie mi dźwięk,
ujrzycie tyłka wdzięk.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam! Yeah!
Kolanami w brodę wal
i bam, bam, bam!

Poczuj ten flow,
kiedy macham kitą swą!

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam!

Mort i Maurice
wyjedzą z kubła ryż.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
*bam, bam, bam*

Tak się właśnie tańczy tu,
Tak się właśnie tańczy tam.
Tak się właśnie...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter One - A Forgotten Past

posted by KowalskiRocks

*Please note that Melody is my OC and that is the only reason I'm adding her. And also if this story sucks,(and it most likely will, as I'm not a very good writer)please tell me how I can improve it.*

It started as any other day. Skipper was training his crew as usual, but then a huge bird-like thing swooped straight at them! It landed a few meters away from the habitat, and at that point they could see that it wasn't a random object at all: it was a beautiful young penguin!
S: Is that a flying penguin?
K: It would seem so, but penguins can't fly!
P: Skipper, is it just me, o does that penguin...

Where are the Penguins? (spoof of Robot Chicken's "Where's Michael?")

posted by mostar1219

At Los Angeles Convention Center about 15 years in the future

Carsfan: (as a reporter) A huge crowd of fellow fanguins are waiting outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, the location of the POM Convention, to catch a glimpse of their idols before it starts. They should be here any moment. Wait, yes, yes, they're here. The penguins are here! (a limo pulls up and 70s/2020s version of the penguins come out)
70s Skipper: Are te sure about this look, Kowalski?
70s Kowalski: te have to sposta backward to go foreward, Skipper! Besides, I believe some fanguins here pretty muched begged to see us like...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 11: Siege of the Central Park Zoo

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 11: the Siege of the Central Park Zoo
The siege of the Central Park Zoo had begun with a wave of crabs. “Okay, Guardians, let’s defeat the evil!” Soren led the attack, with Twilight, who was carrying Erik, was directly behind him. Digger was carrying Mort, who was carrying an extra set of battle claws, fitted for lemure use. “Watch out Soren, there using Pure Ones and Dragon Owls. Soren set his sights on several pure ones. Erik then took out 6 of them in one shot. “Good job, Chick Magnet!” Soren exclaimed. Then Mort took out 6 più pure ones. “Awesome job, Sad Eyes!”...

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The legend of the Crystal falco, falco, falcon *Chapter 3*

posted by SkippX101

"SKIPPER!" Private screamed, a granchio had clawed his bum, and wouldn't let go. He ran around frantically, Skipper extended his flipper *bam* Private hit Skippers flipper and fell flat on the hard black sea-stone. "Skipa!!" Rico screamed, his head had caught alight while trying to light a fire. "Ahh!!! Bob is angry!!" Kowalski screamed, his tuna pesce had caught alight. Skipper just stood and watched all three penguins running around frantically, he was on the verge of exploding with anger, he frowned so low te could barley see his eyes. "Skipper!" He heard two voices cry from behind. "What is...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 5

posted by mostar1219

In the "MAD" universe
Jack: Those penguins are right in front of us!!!
Ramsay: Don't worry, didn't te say that te can pull your head off and shoot fuoco out of your eyes?
Jack: Yea.
Ramsay: Well, THROW YOUR HEAD AT THEM, SKELETON MAN!!! (Jack throws his head attempting to hit the penguins)
S: Rico, deploy Jackie Robinson pitcher mode! (Rico catches the head and throws it and it hits Team Johnny Test)
Susan: I'll press the net button. (presses a button and a net appears and catches Jack's head)
Johnny: Impressive. (everyone rides on the back of Clifford the Big Red Dog and go through the portal to...

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Halloween Bite *Chapter 3* A ear-piercing scream...

posted by SkippX101

*Please note i didn't write this song myself, Seastar4374 wrote it*

The penguins jumped up the hatch
"So Starlite's suppose to be beautiful? PFFT! Yah and it will rain dolphins!" Skipper laughed.
*Rainbow veins-Owl City*
*High rise, veins of the avenue
Bright eyes and subtle variations of blue*
The other four penguins were staring at something that was behind Skipper. "What are te nancy-cats gawking at?" Skipper sighed, not turning around.
*Everywhere is balanced there like a arcobaleno above te
Street lights glisten on the boulevard
And cold nights make staying alert so hard*
"Umm...You might wanna...

the lucky coin. chapter 1: the legendary treasure

posted by andresandru

Skipper and the other penguins were digging and digging and....digging? ok. They didn't seem to have enough escape tunels, they were finishing number 31.

"this is PARANOIC MADNESS!" Private shouted, as he dug deeper and deeper, but, suddent ly he felt a click, he strted digging in other directions, until every single place mad the noise click.

He started waving the dust with his hands, and eventualy, a scream came out

"AHHHHHH!!!" Skipper heard the scream

"come boys!" he and everyone went as fast as they could. Once there, they saw that Private was right beside a skeleton.

"wait!" Kowalski took...

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The Slenderman chp. 1

posted by stlouisfan

A shadowy figure grabbed Skipper's tape recorder and moved into a seperate and più private room. The figure closed the door and made sure that he was alone. He pushed the record button on the tape recorder and began speaking.

"Private's log. June, 8th. I am very frightened now. It has been only a couple of days, but I fear that my life may be in danger. I've had some frightening enemies in the past. Dr. Blowhole, The Red Squirrel, and even the Amarillo Kid. But this guy frightens me più than any of them combined. Who is this person that frightens me? I don't even know who he is. No, not he....

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What happend in our past...But you'r a girl! Chapter 5 *Mistaken gulit*

posted by SkippX101

*Guys, please note Starlite is my only OC,and this story is where i introduce her ...Enjoy*

Stalite woke up, feeling sick and dizzy. She took one deep breath, big mistake. A horrible smell filled her nostrils it fondere, c'era un odore like garbage and foot odor, this did not help with the fact that she was already felling sick. She vomited, now she really felt weak and helpless...Only the secondo time ever in her life. "Starlite? Are te there?" A familiar voice sounded somewhere in the dark distance."Help" Starlite croked, she sounded nothing like herself."Here, let me help te down." It was Marlene, the only...

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when shadows enter light-chapter 1: two is sometimes better than one :D

posted by penguin014

*0200 hours pinguino HQ*
Kowalski: here's the coffee te requested skipper, brewed to perfection with a fresh fish.
Skipper: greatly appreciated kowalski, besides the fact te woke me up at 2:00 in the morning...anyways,what is the important "explosion" te wanted to mostra me?
K: well,actually,if in the time of need, an explosion would be quite well for this, te see when te syntheticly-
S: just tell me what it does, I Lost te at well.
K: -_- ok,their biomachanicle androids,somewhat similar to Francis's,but they can change into any animal te want them to be,and they NEVER disobey a pinguino when...

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Little Sister Chapter 2

posted by Kowalski355

Ally: im coming too.

*Ally and Kowalski leave the HQ and take a walk around the zoo*

Kowalski: so whats up ally?

Ally: Not much,…. So wanna go to Marlene’s Habitat?

Kowalski: uh……. No thanks…..

Ally: Ok.. never mind.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HQ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Rico: ljdfgsdfnglfdi?

Private: Really? Right now?

Rico: Yup!

Private: *sigh* ok….. *grabs remote and hands to Rico* ok… so 15 minuti for you.. And 15 min-….

Rico: JSBFISAD!

Private: *sigh…….again….* fine.. *sits successivo to Rico* so what do we wanna watch first?

Rico: *Turns channel to Sci-Fi Channel*

Private: uh…. No…....

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Brandon DeOtters Metal Story!

posted by beastialmoon

Ok, this is a one-shot I’ve been working on for a bit now. Metallica1147 helped me with some of the plot and character structure, seeing as I used his characters. If te haven’t read his stories with Brandon DeOtter, go read them before this one. They’re really good! That said, enjoy!
I do not own Penguins of Madagascar and its affiliates. James Hetfield, Kirk Hammet, Robert Trujillo, and Lars Ulrich belong to Metallica. Brandon DeOtter and Ariana belong to Metallica1147. I only own a part of the plot.

Brandon stood on the umbrella table. His pinguino friends, the chimps, Marlene, and his...

Saw: pinguino style!- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

Marlene woke up with a seiring pain in her head. When she opened her eyes, she saw nothing but darkness. To her right was Lilly unconsious in a chair, with a strange device on her head. To her left, she saw a remote controll which detto (Press the red button.) She did so and Lilly woke up screaming. An electric shock flowed through her body. When she settled down, the telivison set above them turned on, and a white face with red swirly cheeks appeared before them. "Hello Lilly, Hello Marlene. Tell me, do te want to play a agme?" Lilly finally came to her senses and was infuriated. " LET HER...

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Psycho: Chapter 3

posted by 67Dodge

The successivo morning Skipper had gotten up and headed to the lobby, he was carrying a basket with various breads and pastries. 'Mr. Bates? Are te there? I've got something for you!!' asked Skipper. He then saw Private shuffling downstairs, red in the eyes, possibly from crying so much. 'Ello Skippah, what's the basket for?' asked Private. 'For you, I heard te and your mother arguing last night and I decided to make it up to you, it's breads and pastries,' detto Skipper. 'Ohhhh!!!! Thank te soooo much!! Mum loves Garlic pane and tarts!! She loves them very much!! Mum? Skippah gave te breads!!'...