I Pinguini di Madagascar Article: Harry potter meets pom part 5

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posted by alex356

Me:soooooo that's wasn't so hard was it
Harry: oh really then was
Skipper:it's really great to be here Alex because te look.....like......a.......angel
Me and the wizard:...........?
Skipper: I mean te know
Me:right........
At defans art and dark magic
Proffeser:today you'll learn how to make sure a vampire doesn't bite you
*bells ring* ringgggggggg
At lunch
Me:well what do we have in the-
Ron:we don't have anything
Me:alright
Precy:are te leaving Alex with the penguins?
Me:yeah! Harry,Ron,Hermiome te can come
The three of them:really!
Me:yeah my parents think it's okay

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Amore hurts: chapter 7

posted by spmana123

Marlene had started to come and visit Rico every giorno until he awoke from his coma, she would come and sit with him and talk to him for hours,

Marlene: yea Rico....we should do that when te wake up....it will be fun...

Skipper then walked in the room.

Skipper: Marlene....it's time to go...it's getting late....

Marlene: really....already....ok....goodbye Rico...I'll see te tomorrow..

Marlene then kissed Rico on the forehead and skipper and Marlene left the room.

Marlene and skipper were on thier way home, Marlene and skipper tried to strike up a conversation, but skipper was still ticked off at...

Camp fever:chapter 1

posted by spmana123

It was a typical Friday afternoon, field trip day. We were all exhausted from today, and were finally happy to have a break from the visitors. After everybody had left and the zoo was closed, I decided to throw a party in celebration for what a great job we did today, I told Kowalski to get Marlene, private to grab julien and his crew, and Rico to help me set up for the party. Everybody was stoked to see how nice of it was to celebrate, even though we do this every Friday, I felt like today was the hardest.

"Wow! Thanks a bunch skipper!" detto Marlene with a happy expression on her face.

There...

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Amore hurts:chapter 2, the plan begins......

posted by spmana123

Marlene had ran home to tell Leslie about how it had worked and how the plan actually was working so far. "See, I told te he would say yes, was skipper jealous?" Asked Leslie with a smile on her face. "I don't know I didn't ask in front of him, but in sure Rico has told them about it, can te help me get ready for the data tonight?" detto Marlene. Leslie agreed and the two began to set the tavolo for Marlene and Rico(oysters and fish), grabbed some fiori and candles, and cleaned the place up. Meanwhile, at the penguins place, Rico wa getting ready for his data with Marlene, while the boys...

tortured....chapter 3

posted by spmana123

i was standing there, successivo to ricos corpse, tears coming down my cheeks, knowing that ill never see him again, never see hm smile, o do anything with me anymore, and i couldnt get here in time to save him, kowalksi and private were sitting successivo to his body, crying out loud. i snapped, and started running towards blowhole.

skipper:ILL KILL YOU!!!!

he dodged my attack and ran straight to the door, along with his minion, and locked us in so we couldnt get out.

skipper:OPEN THE DAMN DOOR te COWARD!! WHEN I GET OUT IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!

i was banging on that door as hard as i could, hoping to get...

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Skipper's Family - Chpt.2 Flirting, secrets & skilene.

posted by Random-Partier

Once they got inside, Sky dropped Skipper on to the stone floor somewhat carelessly. "Ah-Ug!" screamed Skipper as his body made contact with the floor.
"Hahahahahaha! Sucker! Hahahaha-WAH!" shrieked Emily as she too got dropped to the floor. Skippers team and family were about to help them up when Voilet, Skippers other sister, used her 'black magic' to lavetate them back on to there feet. Everyone (A/N: Exept for Skipper and his family,) looked at her in astonishment.

Voilet was a beautiful pinguino (A/N: Especially to Rico! XD) but no one really knew what she looked like because of a black...

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Caught ~4~ ~Sophia meets the team~

posted by winkies77

Enjoy Chapter 4!
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Location: Penguin's Island
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I awoke in a large gabbia, cassa with dim lighting through a little hole for air. I was to tired to get back on my webbed feet and knock open this door myself.

Finally I stood up in my gabbia, cassa and looked through the small hole. I gasp. Their was another eye!

"Hello?" I heard someone say. "Is anyone in there?"

I almost leaped out of my feathers. Wow did the cops find me that easily?, I thought. Things were going through my brain like going fishing with pesce streaming
through a river.

"Hello?" I asked. "Can...

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Avian Malaria Chapter 2: cena For One

posted by legendary7

Private rushed to the HQ, and straight into his bunk. There he laid wailing into his pillow. Unfortunately, with all his stress, he didn't notice the burning smell o smoke. His cuscino grew damp underneath his face. Both of his failures played through his mind like a degrading movie. The più he thought, the worse he felt. Skipper's so mad at me! I'm such a failure! How could I mess up twice?! Private screamed in his mind.
We headed into the habitat in disbelief. I rushed into through the hole first. Smoke filtered the room, and it was coming from the oven. As always, we all-well except for...

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Celeste Chapter 9

posted by legendary7

Private didn't even have to lift his head to tell it wasn't Skipper. Skipper's feathers were softer, and he felt like a much più comfortable pillow. He was so deep in thought that, when the pinguino moved; he jumped up.
Private breathed out a sigh of relief.
"No need to be alarmed, Private. It's just me." Kowalski consoled.
"Where's Skipper? Wait! Where's Celeste?!" Private cried.
"He went fishing, but he didn't want to wake you. So he told me to let te sleep." Kowalski explained. Private nodded. "By the way, Celeste is over there sleeping. Why does it matter?"
Private flinched. "It doesn't. I...

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Vampire Epidemic Chapter 3

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 3
It was finally morning! Skipper had returned from roaming the streets of New York, looking for Blowhole. “Rico, where is Private, Kowalski, and Pat?” Skipper asked. “They are vampires!” Rico grunted. “What?!” Skipper asked. “So is my father!” a little voice yelled from behind the stuffed prize fish. Gloria, who had woken up after Mumble became a vampire, jumped down into the HQ. “Erik! Honey, are te in here?” Gloria spouted, with tears streaming from her eyes. “I’m behind the stuffed fish!” Skipper opened the pesce and Erik zipped to his crying mother. “Mama,...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 2): (4) Father and Son

posted by peacebaby7

Day 5

“How we lookin’ Private?” Eve asked approaching him. They were in a small hut not too far from the prison.

“Everything’s running smoothly. Did te talk to Skipper?”

“Yeah. He’s proud of you.” Private smiled.

“Really?” Eve patted his shoulder.

“You bet. He thinks of te as a son te know.”

“Wow…he has been like a father to me.” Eve smiled. “Eve…can I ask te something?”

“Sure. Anything.”

“Do te like Skipper?”

Eve opened her beak to speak, but ended up saying: “Uh…I…well…”

Private giggled. “It’s okay. Your secret is sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza with me.”

Eve...

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The Black Death Chapter 11: Emotions Sparking

posted by legendary7

Note: Heyo, peeps! After this chapter, the following ones are going to be shorter.

Private's body fell rapidly into the electric powered machine. Finally he hit the bottom blades with a PLOP. In that moment he prepped himself for being ground up. The secondi past-nothing happened. Still, the razors dug into his back. The pinguino laid there-stuck-shaken.
What had just happened? Was this real? Would he open his eyes-still in bed? It was worth a shot. His eyes slowly opened. Nope, still in the funnel. All over his body, he was covered in guts and blood. He was startled at first, but soon was certain...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (8) Life o Death

posted by peacebaby7

March 21, 2012
1628 hours

    Marlene invited Elizabeth for a walk through Central Park. Not wanting to be rude, Elizabeth accepted.

    “So what was it like? Being a nurse for all those people must’ve been hard work.”

    “Yeah, it got difficult sometimes. Especially when we had to break the news to the family when a loved one passed on.”

    “I can imagine. So you’ve never been married then?” Elizabeth looked sideways at her for a moment, knowing she had to lie.

    “Nope. Always...

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Finding the Light: (4) Kowalski's Back

posted by peacebaby7

The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are te hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those pesce look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of pesce that a aragosta left successivo to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those pesce Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico detto sadly. “Then what are te waiting for? All te gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...

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Kowalsi's Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by Misc_Thief

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No te just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are te annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* te just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for te are not sentient. te just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But te just detto that te know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: te lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...

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Fred's Conversation with Cleverbot ;)

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, o thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would te define yourself? Are te yourself because of your actions, o are your actions based on who te are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes te are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: ciao that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot: *facepalm*

User: Why are te hitting yourself?

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 3

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! te make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You detto so at the meeting! te didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...

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New to the Zoo... (Part 5) The last scene...

posted by peacebaby7

Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do te think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to te talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic Musica can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that Musica playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are te all?"

Private:...

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Skipper and Marlene (Blooper?)

posted by 27Kowalski

I don't know if te can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired da peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!

Director: Okay, for the successivo scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, te have to baciare each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: te heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop baciare each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...

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Lt_Kowalski VS Annoying arancia, arancio (Twitter)

posted by KaylaFoxeh

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. ciao KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer da my side.. Want a round?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then sposta back a bit because I have a lemon..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't te crawl into a #pantry and die already..

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Nine - The Final Battle(Part Two)

posted by KowalskiRocks

As I detto in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do te realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to design the blueprint!
Me: Dude, te seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If te have any other domande te can ask me in the comments.)...