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after hearing this, the man got a gun out and pointed it at him

"who in world are you?!" the gangster shouted at the man

"my name is skipper, the secondo best gangster in the whole U.S.A." skipper said

"really? where're your 'omies?" the gangster shouted terrified, he had heard the legend, but he never had thought it was true

"they're relaxing, and please put that gun down, te dont wanna' get hurt, hum?" skipper detto crossing his arms

the pinguino putted his gun down, and skipper sat right successivo to him

"I think I shoud ask for a beer?" skipper detto sarcasticly at the barman

"right off!" he detto running. The other pinguino looked at him, trying to find a zipper

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Kowalski, Private and Rico came back to the HQ, really sad, they had wasted 5 years looking for skipper, once in the HQ

"but, skippa' doesn't need us, right kowalski?" private asked, sad

"yes, skipppper d-d-doesn't neeed of u- wait!" he mutered running towards the main computer of the HQ, he pressed some buttons, twisted some keys and suddently a big GPS with a penguins in front appered in the screen

"there, skipper is in... TeXaS???!!"

"fabububertagublublablue!"(in that case let's get going!) Rico shouted as everyone ran to their car to get as fast as they could to texas

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after looking at all his body (really ALL his body), the pinguino conclued that he was him, he simply shouted in exitement

"it IS YOU?! THE LEGEND! WOW! CAN i HEAR ABOUT YOUR HISTORY?!"

"ok" skipper responded

"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's not much left
coz I've been blastin and laughin so long, that
even my mama thinks that my mind is gone
but I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
me be treated like a punk te know that's unheard of
te better watch how you're talking, and where you're walking
o te and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip but i gotta, loc
As I Grow I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool
I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like
on my knees in the night, saying prayers in the streetlight"

"wow"

"thats not all"

"They got the situation, they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised da the stripes
so I gotta be down with the cappuccio team
too much Televisione watching got me chasing dreams
I'm an educated fool with money on my mind
got my 10 in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'd out gangsta set trippin' banger
and my homies is down so don't arouse my anger, fool
death ain't nothing but a heartbeat away,
I'm living life, do o die, what can I say
I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24
the way things are going I don't know"

he was about to leave, when the other peng stopped him

"can I hear the full story?"

"*evil chucle* ok"

"Power and the money, money and the power
minuto after minute, ora after hour
everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking
what's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's kickin'
they say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
if they can't understand it, how can they reach me
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they front, that's why I know my life is out of luck, fool" as he leaved

"HE DIDN'T PAY!" the barman shouted
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- Knock Knock Jokes -

Private is laying in his bunk like a sack of potatoes, bored and lazily watching the clock.
Private: 1:00 P.M.... still two più hours until they mostra the Lunacorns...
Skipper: Private! For one giorno can te please not watch those ridiculous moonhorns with their hippie caring powers?!
Private: Aww! But why, Skippa?
Skipper angrily gazes at Private.
Skipper: Private...
Private: Ok, ok! (Sigh)....... ooh! I have an idea! Knock, knock!
Skipper: Who's there?
Private: Vampire!
Skipper: Vampire who?
Private: (Giggle) Vampire State Building! Ahahahaha!
Skipper looks at Private with an "I'm...
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