So here's the 3rd chapter of my little mix-up... Enjoy!
Chapter 3: A secret is too much for three
(all three exit Kowalski’s lab)
SK: So… Did te fix whatever it is te have to fix o will it blow up and destroy the whole world?
SH: Yes. And none of my inventions have ever blown up the world, o even come close to blowing it up, unlike Kowalski for instance.
PR(Kowalski): Hey! Oops. (covers beak)
KW(Private): (coughs) Um… My inventions don’t blow up, it’s just a… Uh…
SH: (whispers)
KW(Private): Oh, yes! A discharge of excess energy!
PR(Kowalski): (mumbling) No it’s not.
SK: Oh, really? Then why does my gut tell me something isn’t right?
RC: (random gibberish)
SH: Er… How should I put it… Maybe it’s just some minor thing that’s out of place, Skipper… Maybe the TV remote isn’t on the shelf successivo to the radio, o someone forgot to turn the gas stove off…
SK: Not that kind of “something isn’t right”, Sherry. It’s…
PR(Kowalski): The “something seriously big and major isn’t right” sort of “something isn’t right”?
SH: (facepalms) Kowalski!
PR(Kowalski): What?
SK: That’s it, Private. I have a feeling something serious has happened, but I can’t seem to put a flipper on it. What do te think, Kowalski?
KW(Private): Oh, um… Uh…
SH: (whispers) The clipboard, Private! Pull out the clipboard!
KW(Private): Oh, right. (pulls out clipboard) Now what?
PR(Kowalski): I’ll tell te what. I’ll do some quick scribbles, and te mostra them to Skipper. Whatever te do, don’t ever reveal our secret! (scribbles on clipboard)
KW(Private): Right! (pretends to scribble while actually Leggere the scribbles) Skipper, I think that… Um… The zoo is opening soon and we’re supposed to be outside now?
SK: Hm… Actually, it is getting rather close to opening time. I’ll check out the situation topside then. Come on, Rico!
(Skipper and Rico exit the HQ)
SH: Kowalski, seriously?
PR(Kowalski): It was the first thing that came to mind!
SH: Whatever. The important thing is that you’ve bought us some time. We can’t just keep leaning towards each other to whisper, Skipper’s bound to notice that.
PR(Kowalski): That means we’ll need some way to talk to each other without Skipper noticing. But what can we use?
SH: I’ve been working on that for some time already. I’ve come up with some sort of nano-chameleon button. It’s like a tiny Bluetooth headset that changes colour to blend in with its surroundings. This should do the trick. (holds out three black headsets the size of riso grains)
KW(Private): Ok, I do hope it works, sis. I don’t want to be caught da Skipper saying the wrong things.
SH: attraversare, croce my cuore and hope to die. Nothing can go wrong, Private. Not on my watch!
KW(Private): Kowalski says that a lot and things always go wrong.
PR(Kowalski): Hey!
SH: I’m not Kowalski. I’m your big sis. Can’t te trust me?
KW(Private): Point taken.
SH: Zoo’s opening in five minutes. I’m guessing Skipper wants us outside da then, so we’d better get going.
PR(Kowalski): te couldn’t be più right. Let’s go!
Chapter 3: A secret is too much for three
(all three exit Kowalski’s lab)
SK: So… Did te fix whatever it is te have to fix o will it blow up and destroy the whole world?
SH: Yes. And none of my inventions have ever blown up the world, o even come close to blowing it up, unlike Kowalski for instance.
PR(Kowalski): Hey! Oops. (covers beak)
KW(Private): (coughs) Um… My inventions don’t blow up, it’s just a… Uh…
SH: (whispers)
KW(Private): Oh, yes! A discharge of excess energy!
PR(Kowalski): (mumbling) No it’s not.
SK: Oh, really? Then why does my gut tell me something isn’t right?
RC: (random gibberish)
SH: Er… How should I put it… Maybe it’s just some minor thing that’s out of place, Skipper… Maybe the TV remote isn’t on the shelf successivo to the radio, o someone forgot to turn the gas stove off…
SK: Not that kind of “something isn’t right”, Sherry. It’s…
PR(Kowalski): The “something seriously big and major isn’t right” sort of “something isn’t right”?
SH: (facepalms) Kowalski!
PR(Kowalski): What?
SK: That’s it, Private. I have a feeling something serious has happened, but I can’t seem to put a flipper on it. What do te think, Kowalski?
KW(Private): Oh, um… Uh…
SH: (whispers) The clipboard, Private! Pull out the clipboard!
KW(Private): Oh, right. (pulls out clipboard) Now what?
PR(Kowalski): I’ll tell te what. I’ll do some quick scribbles, and te mostra them to Skipper. Whatever te do, don’t ever reveal our secret! (scribbles on clipboard)
KW(Private): Right! (pretends to scribble while actually Leggere the scribbles) Skipper, I think that… Um… The zoo is opening soon and we’re supposed to be outside now?
SK: Hm… Actually, it is getting rather close to opening time. I’ll check out the situation topside then. Come on, Rico!
(Skipper and Rico exit the HQ)
SH: Kowalski, seriously?
PR(Kowalski): It was the first thing that came to mind!
SH: Whatever. The important thing is that you’ve bought us some time. We can’t just keep leaning towards each other to whisper, Skipper’s bound to notice that.
PR(Kowalski): That means we’ll need some way to talk to each other without Skipper noticing. But what can we use?
SH: I’ve been working on that for some time already. I’ve come up with some sort of nano-chameleon button. It’s like a tiny Bluetooth headset that changes colour to blend in with its surroundings. This should do the trick. (holds out three black headsets the size of riso grains)
KW(Private): Ok, I do hope it works, sis. I don’t want to be caught da Skipper saying the wrong things.
SH: attraversare, croce my cuore and hope to die. Nothing can go wrong, Private. Not on my watch!
KW(Private): Kowalski says that a lot and things always go wrong.
PR(Kowalski): Hey!
SH: I’m not Kowalski. I’m your big sis. Can’t te trust me?
KW(Private): Point taken.
SH: Zoo’s opening in five minutes. I’m guessing Skipper wants us outside da then, so we’d better get going.
PR(Kowalski): te couldn’t be più right. Let’s go!
Private:U TAKE THAT BACK U-U-U-PERSON!!!!!
Alex:make me pen-gu-in
Skipper:UR DOING SOMETHING U DON'T WANT TO DO SISTER
Alex:Grrr
Ron:um.....what happen?
Mars:who are u?
Private:oh sorry for being rude.I am private
Kowalski: Kowalski this is Rico
Rico:hello
Skipper:skipper
Harry:Harry
Alex:Alex
Mars:Mariella
Ron:Ron
Hermione:hermione
Alex:why are we in nets?
Mars:same here
Ron:BLOODY MERLIN!!!
Alex:hey I just realize that u and hermy are in the same nets wow
Mars:I am so lonely
Harry:can u please get us out of here!?
Private:sure (cuts open nets)
Alex:I feel so free
Kowalski:u only be there for 3 mintes
Alex:3 mintes is long in my world
Ron:I can't believe I was in a net with
Alex and mars:hermione
Kolwaski:(
Alex :P
Alex:make me pen-gu-in
Skipper:UR DOING SOMETHING U DON'T WANT TO DO SISTER
Alex:Grrr
Ron:um.....what happen?
Mars:who are u?
Private:oh sorry for being rude.I am private
Kowalski: Kowalski this is Rico
Rico:hello
Skipper:skipper
Harry:Harry
Alex:Alex
Mars:Mariella
Ron:Ron
Hermione:hermione
Alex:why are we in nets?
Mars:same here
Ron:BLOODY MERLIN!!!
Alex:hey I just realize that u and hermy are in the same nets wow
Mars:I am so lonely
Harry:can u please get us out of here!?
Private:sure (cuts open nets)
Alex:I feel so free
Kowalski:u only be there for 3 mintes
Alex:3 mintes is long in my world
Ron:I can't believe I was in a net with
Alex and mars:hermione
Kolwaski:(
Alex :P