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*Guys, please note Starlite is my only OC,and this story is where i introduce her ...Enjoy*

Stalite woke up, feeling sick and dizzy. She took one deep breath, big mistake. A horrible smell filled her nostrils it fondere, c'era un odore like garbage and foot odor, this did not help with the fact that she was already felling sick. She vomited, now she really felt weak and helpless...Only the secondo time ever in her life. "Starlite? Are te there?" A familiar voice sounded somewhere in the dark distance."Help" Starlite croked, she sounded nothing like herself."Here, let me help te down." It was Marlene, the only person who had been kind to her since her arrival."Can't...Look" Starlite tried to point down, to warn Marlene of her accident. She couldn't sposta her flipper, she had been duck-taped against a dustbin. She finally woke up properly, she was taped to the zoo's cassonetto, dumpster at the back of the building."Wнч do they hate me??" Starlite asked after a while, Marlene had managed to manuver around the mess."They don't, they are just confused because te are the first girl besides me to ever become part of their lives. And because they think te ha rubato, stola a book, iPod and a Crown." Marlene detto as she got her fingers around a loose end of the duck-tape."Ok this might sting a little..." Marlene detto kindly, she suddenly pulled. Some of Starlite's feathers came off with the tape. "YOOOWWWWWW!!!!!" Starlite screamed, it was so loud that window's shudderd."Mybe te can be the commando of LOUDNESS???" Marlene screamed as she rubbed her ears."Nah, the konga-lemurs already have that coverd." Starlite detto getting up, her knees were shaking. "But i didn't steal any of those things! i already have an iPod and i read my own books!If we can find them, i could perhaps reason with them?" Starlite asked hopefully, rubbing the strip on her stomach where the feathers had been pulled out."We can try? But they are nearly IMPOSSIBLE to find! They could be anywhere! They could be in Tokyo o Paris or-" "Ontop of the clock tower?" Starlite pointed up, and there they were, waddeling to the end of the wall. "PFFT, take the easy way then." Marlene detto trying to sound certain."But...Wнч would they be going to the park? i mean...My bag with all my stuff is back in the HQ, so wнч would they even bother going to the park? Somethings up, i don't like it..." Starlite stood up and watched the penguins jump over the wall."But we can't be seen, we have to be in stelth mode." Marlene's mouth hung open ."Wa?" Starlite asked, a bit confused. "You sounded exactly like Skipper there for a second, OK! lets see what they'r up to!" Marlene and Starite went to the gate, as they started running, Marlene looked at Starlite. She wasnt sliding on her somach, she was running. "You run?" Marlene asked, this had to be the stranged pinguino she had ever met. Starlite smiled "Trust me Marle's te are gonna be amazed when i tell te all about me soon."
"So why are we going to the rats again Skipper" Private asked. "Because, the rats probably have the crown. And i bet Starlite is in with them, disguised ratto huh? Guess what rats? We are on to your little game! Skipper detto talking to himself. the others looked at each-other,concerned.

They finally arrived at the gate, Marlene stopped. "Whats wrong?" Starlite had come to a stop."I can only go outside with Skipper, otherwise i go wild." Starlite's grin became wider "You and him have got a lot of chemistry dont you? I have barley been here two days and i can already tell te guys were ment to be." Marlene looked shocked."SKIPPER? No ways me and him are friends." Marlene treid to reassure herself."Mmmhmm, typical Amore story.OK i will carry on solo. But can te do me a favour? Check if my bag is still in the HQ?" With that, Starlite turned around and sprinted. Marlene couldnt believe the speed, with two short legs, how could she even managed to run so fast? "OK! I WILL CHECK!!! BE CAREFUL!" Marlene yelled after Stalite.

"OK rats, where's the crown?" Skipper and the penguins had just arrived at the rats sewer home, it fondere, c'era un odore worse than usual."Oh, te mean this one little bird?" The ratto king just emerged, he was wearing the crown."Give it back, o do te want me to beat te up again?" Skipper asked with a satisfied look on his face. "No can-do, i need to impress my Queen." The giant ratto said."You'r wa? Rico asked surprised. "Henrey dear! Come here!" A voice in the distance sounded. "Coming! just getting the Cibo ready!" The ratto King replied. Suddenly a rope caught all the penguins feet, the ratto king pulled them up and started walking. "I wonder whats for dinner?" Private asked. "Kowalski?" Skipper said. Kowalski slapped Private in the face.

Starlite came to a stop, she closed her eyes. She was in the middle of th park. She breathed in deeply, she could smell the oak trees not to far away. She listend with all her might, she picked up something about 200 metres away. "You cant cook me! Im all fat! No nutrients of even iron!" It was Kowalski, he was underground. "Code 144, x-ray" she whisperd. She opend her eyes, they were glowing green, she looked down. She could see the sewer under her, a Steriod-enduced ratto and the penguins over a fuoco and a ugly girl rat. She had yellow teeth and was as big as the king ratto and a terrible hairdo."MY BAG!" Starlite saw her Addidas bag under the girl rats arm "Perfect couple." Starlite said. "144 terminate." Starlite said, her x-ray vision disappeard. She ran to an open manhole. "They make it so easy" she detto climbing down.

"Looks like we are having roast chicken!" The ratto King said. Turning the penguins, they were slowly being roasted. "I blame Starlite for this." Skipper detto sweating and being turned over. "I didnt know we could perspire?" Kowalski said. "Put the sweaty retards down!!!" Starlite had just appeard. "Who te calling a retard?" Skipper screamed, he was just over the flames. "Must i answer that?" Starlite smiled. "Who are you?" Ther ratto asked. "None of you'r business, give me the rats and my bag, and no-one gets hurt." "HAHA! Oh your serious?" Kowalski laughed."Yes, you, me showdown. Winner keeps the Crown and bag...And the penguins." Starlite added." "Ok, and loser leaves forever." the ratto added. "LOSE STARLITE!!!" Skipper screamed. Starlite was a little disappointed that no-one had faith in her, and she still felt weak. "Begin" the ratto said, he lept to her with his fist back. He punched...it was blocked da her flipper, he looked surprised. He punched her flipper again, still no effect. He looked at Starlite, she looked bored. "Ah! AH! WhY! Wont! te !Get! Hurt!" he panted. He stopped, and looked down, exhausted. "Cz, im titanium." She detto looking him staraight in his face. She grabbed his arm, and smashed him against the wall. The other rats and penguins were dumbstruck. "Man te are light!" she detto peeling him off the wall. She grabbed his head and threw him left to right, then she threw him up and jumped. In midair she punched him in a Superman pose, he smashed down creating a crater. as the dust settled, she took off the crown, got the bag and took the penguins (who were being roasted on a stick) just like that, carrying the stick over her shoulder. Halfway through the park, she put them down, untied them slung her bag over her shoulder and started walking towards the city. "Where te going?" Private asked. "Away...You dont need me."She detto ,not turning around."Im sorry, for everything...I dont like you, but i might not want to kill te for saving us." Skipper detto "She turned around. "Thats the sweetest thing te have detto to me.By the way, i have my own iPOd and books, i dont think the chimps would want to read Harry Potter." "Then where's?..." "Oops." Kowalski was interrupted da Skipper, who revealed an iPod. "I just rememberd, i was downloading songs for Marlene and-" "I wont kill te for that, but te might wake up with a mostache" Starlite smiled. "By the way, whats the deal with the tanium thing?" Kowalski asked. "All in good time Einstein, all in good time..."

*Sorry that the intro is a bit borin guys, but there wont be a single boring one after this!*
added by Kinkystar
posted by midnightangel88
private: uh (wakes up) where are we skippah
pinkie: (pops out of nowhere) hi there my names pinkie
private: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
pinkie: oh i'm sorry
private: skippah skippah where are te (wimpers)
pinkie: ciao whats wrong
private: (crys) skippah
pinkie: (picks him up and brings him to twilights)
private: where am i (wimpers) skippah please come
twilight: who's skipper
private: skippah's m-my brother so are kowalski and rico (wimpers) i don't know where i am i'm scared
fluttershy: aww what a poor thing
meanwhile at the hq
skipper: ciao where's private (hears something)
tv: skippah's my brother so are kowalski and rico (wimpers) i don't know where i am i'm scared
they travel there
skipper: were here
private: (wimpers and gets taken to canterlot)
to be continued
posted by SJF_Penguin2
link if te would like to access the first chapter.

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Off the Shelf
A Penguins of Madagascar fanfic
Chapter 2: "Career Change"

Liz glanced at her daughter in the back sede, sedile through the rearview mirror of her silver Subaru Outback. "So, have te named your little Friends yet?"

"Yes." Chelsea held Skipper up. "This is Mr. Penguin." And then held up Marlene. "And this is Mrs. Penguin."

"No, no, sweetie. The brown one is an otter. Remember the story I told te in the gift shop?"

"I know she's an otter, Mom. But she changed her name when she got married."

"Married?"...
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“Tuckered Out”
November 1, 2014


Marlene yawned. “Thanks for taking me to that Enrique Guitaro concert, guys,” she detto to the penguins as they drove her home. “It went a lot better than last time. And going backstage? That was”—she yawned again as if she hadn’t slept in days—“really awesome,” she finished.

Skipper chuckled from his place to the right of her. “I don’t think staying up all the way to one in the morning is a good idea for you.”

Marlene shook her head. “No, no, I’m awake.” She fought off another yawn and rubbed her eyes. “Tack as a sharp.”

Skipper...
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“I Insist”
September 27, 2014


“All right, men. I want a perimeter. Make it fast, make it wide, and make it where te can see everything, but nothing can see you,” Skipper ordered the team in Central Park. “On my mar —”

“Hey, aren’t te those penguins from the aquarium?” Fred interrupted as he approached them.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Zoo, actually. What do te want, Fred? We’re in the middle of something,” he asked impatiently.

“Yeah, I’m in the middle of something too. I think it’s called Central Park. Anyway, I was just wondering, is that lontra friend of yours...
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“Another Side”
April 26, 2014


    Skipper led a blindfolded Marlene into her cave.

    “Skipper, what is this? What’s the big surprise?” Marlene urged with anticipation.

    “Well, remember a couple of weeks fa when te detto you’ve always wanted to stargaze, but couldn’t because of the bright city lights?” Skipper asked, preparing to remove the blindfold.

    “Yes, why?” Marlene answered.

    Skipper pulled off the blindfold. “That’s why,” he detto with a grin.

    Marlene...
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No Time 07.14.16

“Maurice!” Julien cried from his throne.

Maurice trudged up to him, not even trying to hide his contempt. “Yes, your majesty?”

“I need another smoothie,” Julien said, propping his head up with one paw while rubbing his chest with the other. He coughed and wheezed. “I can feel my time approaching . . . so make it with extra mango for the extra sweet-y-ness-ness . . .”

Maurice rolled his eyes. “You detto your time was approaching two days ago,” he said.

“Well, how should I know, Maurice? I am not Clair’s Voyage!” Julien detto before coughing again.

“It’s...
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Foreign 02.24.16

“Morning, Nari!” Marlene detto one morning, excitedly nudging her habitat-mate and adoptive sister. “Come on, wake up!” she urged, eager to get out in the Monterey sun.

Nari stretched her arms and legs with a yawn as she sat up. “Marlene, the morning will still be there in ten minutes,” she complained with a smile.

Marlene laughed and pulled her arm. “Don’t be a wimp! Come on! Let’s go for a swim!”

The two went outside their cave-like room out into the California spring morning, Marlene at the lead while Nari lagged behind. Marlene colomba into their pond while...
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added by Featherson
Source: I Pinguini di Madagascar
posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: This is my sixth installment of skits. My first was regular everyday scenarios (link), then Skilene-themed skits (link), then a set for the villains (link), then a set starring the lemurs (link), then a humanized set (link), and lastly, Dorski-themed skits (link). I now present to my readers, Dave Skits! I had loads of fun with this one and I hope te all enjoy them. da the way, I certainly did not do this as an excuse to make celebrity puns. I’m not sure why te would think that . . .

61) Time is Money [XXVIII]

“I want to thank te for meeting with me, Mr. Miyoshi. Your...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
Then, there were gone. Private went into the bathroom where he noticed something he didn't notice before. A key was sitting successivo to the bathtub. He started to walk in front of the bathtub to get to the key but a zombie threw itself out of the bathtub making him yelp and back away.

'Around the tub then...'

Private was thankful the zombie didn't sposta as he made his way around. He smiled and picked up the key. Then the zombie lunged at him, Private screamed and moved to doge it then slid out of the room and slammed the door shut. His eyes widened. A doll with red feathers and amber eyes was walking...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
(This was made for my own enjoyment of PoM and Mad Father, plus I have to get this out of my head XD This takes place before Private even joined the team and this is not cannon. Its fanmade. So without further jibber jabbers, enjoy.)

A small black flipper knocked against a steel door. He frowned when no one answered the door.

"Big Brothah?" He tried again, "Are te in there Blue?" He inquired lowly, he has been warned over and again not to raise his voice in the house. He stepped aside as the door opened and his big brother came out. "Big brothah!" He smiled brightly.

The pinguino in front of him...
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Smile 09.06.15

“Operation: Frozen is a success!” Skipper said, holding up his successfully retrieved snow cone.

Kowalski sighed. “Too bad they were out of blueberry,” he muttered in disappointment.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Let it go,” he said. He turned toward the others. “Let’s head back to HQ.”

The penguins started their journey back through Central Park to the zoo, happily licking at their snow cones in the mid-summer heat. But when they were about halfway there, Private grabbed his leader’s shoulder to bring him to a stop.

“Wait, Skipper, look over there,” he detto pointing...
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Dying 04.04.15

Note: This installment is humanized.

— § —

Skipper sat in the emergency room waiting area, his face in his hands, as he waited for the doctor to come back with news. His college roommate and best friend, Kowalski, sat successivo to him, wishing he could think of something to say to bring him comfort. They’d been waiting there for almost an hour. Finally, a surgeon stepped out of the operating room, her hands and arms wet after scrubbing out. She pulled his face mask under her chin.

“Mr. Guin?” she inquired toward Skipper, who stood.

“Yes. How is she?” he asked rubbing his...
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added by Sheila-Daimond
 "Breaking News!"
"Breaking News!"
This part was a lot of fun to write! Please review!

"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"

Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic animali had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did te manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"

The man, who still seemed traumatized...
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Eight Months Later

Kowalski woke with a yawn and hopped down from the superiore, in alto bunk. He slugged his way over to the coffee machine to start Skipper’s brew when he realized it’d already been made. Suddenly alert, he turned to see Skipper’s bunk empty and a faint light coming from under his lab door. He gently pushed it open and peered in.

Skipper was facing away from him at the parallel bars Rico had built for him when he’d finally stood up from his wheelchair two weeks ago. So far, he hadn’t been able to do much but stand and pivot, but Skipper kept swearing he could feel in his gut that...
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added by ILUVKOWALSKI
Source: Me
posted by TheRatKing1
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“Crazy Old Cat Lady”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4 Episode 7 (4X07)

Production Code: 407

Previous: “The delfino Who Hired Me”
Next: “Porpoise With a Purpose”

Crazy Old Cat Lady/Transcript

Scene I: Gladys’ Apartment

(Nana and Gladys are sitting down at Gladys’ coffee table, drinking tè and laughing)

Nana: (Chuckling) So I detto to him, “My Handbag!” and I WALLOPED him right where it hurt! He was a very bad kitty, that Alex! Oh (giggles) yes he was!

Gladys: Oh but dear, how did te ever get out of Africa in the first place?

Nana: Oi, Gladys, it was quite the trip! I had...
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