Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a arachide, arachidi burro winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist.
K: (yelling) WHAT DID te SAY?
Me: Alright, settle down.
K: (strangling Julien) SAY IT TO MY FACE, LEMUR!!
Me: Speaking of which, Kowalski, have te tried to persuade yourself to occupy your time in a way that didn't involve any of your science experiments?
K: Well, I did a word search.
Me: And?
K: (shamefully) I ended up teleporting myself into the word search.
Me: Then, it's time te should try to find some time to get out of the lab. (Phil does some sign language)
Mason: Phil is saying, "Kowalski, I don't see why te don't just make your scientific obsession useful da taking care of the world's neat freaks?" (slaps Phil upside the head) Keep it up, Scary Stinkzilla!
R: (translated) THAT'S the kind of attitude that encourages those to fear me and treat me like a freak!
Me: How does that make te feel?
R: Ashamed, alone and an outcast. It's like they're the most crazed Lenards in the world. (yelling to the back corner) No offense.
Lenard: (from back corner) NONE TAKEN!
KJ: Either that, o you're just the most oblivious, psychoticest, mental pinguino ever.
Me: Julien, you're out of line!
KJ: That's KING Julien!
K: (sarcastically) Yea, like te REALLY have royal blood in you. And I should know, I checked Julien's blood while he was sleeping.
P: Ewww! And, also, I need a hit.
Becky: Looks like someone's...
Stacy: ... off the wagon!
Me: Becky, Stacy, we talked about gaining up on others. te girls need to find your own individual voices.
S: What the hell is up with te girls, anyway?
Me: Skipper, te look awfully bitter.
S: I haven't been myself lately.
Me: Is your girlfriend's moble bipolar disorder still causing problems in your relationship?
Marlene: (partially outside of the zoo) Why I outta pounce on you, Skipper and... (partially in the zoo) snuggle you.
P: Well, it could be worse. te could be one of the gorillas.
Bada: Ey, yo, Bing, te ain't gonna shove me.
Bing: I ain't shovin' you, Bada. (they end up fighting)
Me: And, Maurice, how are the pain relief pills for your back working out?
Maurice: They're doing alright. (sits up and his back cracks) OWW!
Mort: (walks out of a closet with a lot of sugar) HEY! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! (eats all the sugar) OH, FIND THE FEET!
KJ: Don't touch the FEET! (kicks Mort out of the window)
Roger: I want my money back.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a arachide, arachidi burro winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist.
K: (yelling) WHAT DID te SAY?
Me: Alright, settle down.
K: (strangling Julien) SAY IT TO MY FACE, LEMUR!!
Me: Speaking of which, Kowalski, have te tried to persuade yourself to occupy your time in a way that didn't involve any of your science experiments?
K: Well, I did a word search.
Me: And?
K: (shamefully) I ended up teleporting myself into the word search.
Me: Then, it's time te should try to find some time to get out of the lab. (Phil does some sign language)
Mason: Phil is saying, "Kowalski, I don't see why te don't just make your scientific obsession useful da taking care of the world's neat freaks?" (slaps Phil upside the head) Keep it up, Scary Stinkzilla!
R: (translated) THAT'S the kind of attitude that encourages those to fear me and treat me like a freak!
Me: How does that make te feel?
R: Ashamed, alone and an outcast. It's like they're the most crazed Lenards in the world. (yelling to the back corner) No offense.
Lenard: (from back corner) NONE TAKEN!
KJ: Either that, o you're just the most oblivious, psychoticest, mental pinguino ever.
Me: Julien, you're out of line!
KJ: That's KING Julien!
K: (sarcastically) Yea, like te REALLY have royal blood in you. And I should know, I checked Julien's blood while he was sleeping.
P: Ewww! And, also, I need a hit.
Becky: Looks like someone's...
Stacy: ... off the wagon!
Me: Becky, Stacy, we talked about gaining up on others. te girls need to find your own individual voices.
S: What the hell is up with te girls, anyway?
Me: Skipper, te look awfully bitter.
S: I haven't been myself lately.
Me: Is your girlfriend's moble bipolar disorder still causing problems in your relationship?
Marlene: (partially outside of the zoo) Why I outta pounce on you, Skipper and... (partially in the zoo) snuggle you.
P: Well, it could be worse. te could be one of the gorillas.
Bada: Ey, yo, Bing, te ain't gonna shove me.
Bing: I ain't shovin' you, Bada. (they end up fighting)
Me: And, Maurice, how are the pain relief pills for your back working out?
Maurice: They're doing alright. (sits up and his back cracks) OWW!
Mort: (walks out of a closet with a lot of sugar) HEY! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! (eats all the sugar) OH, FIND THE FEET!
KJ: Don't touch the FEET! (kicks Mort out of the window)
Roger: I want my money back.
A new start chapter 4
The successivo giorno Val had to go to the vet she now has to stay there till she gets better, but things dont look that good, I also found somthing out, I learned that Lily and Val are sisters ~no wonder there so close ~
I also recived a message from my Sargent who wants me to go on a secret mission its three days long ~ three days long... ive been for longer missions but not a three giorno long mission ~. I had to the the others that I had to go somewhere for three days, they asked me domande but i told them i would be alright they just had to trust me.
Lily was crying that night she missed Val so much, I tried to make her calm down and she ended up falling asleep on my lap.
Im leaving for my mission this morning at 5 AM ~ thats early ~.
I hope things get better soon,
mabye with a new start
The successivo giorno Val had to go to the vet she now has to stay there till she gets better, but things dont look that good, I also found somthing out, I learned that Lily and Val are sisters ~no wonder there so close ~
I also recived a message from my Sargent who wants me to go on a secret mission its three days long ~ three days long... ive been for longer missions but not a three giorno long mission ~. I had to the the others that I had to go somewhere for three days, they asked me domande but i told them i would be alright they just had to trust me.
Lily was crying that night she missed Val so much, I tried to make her calm down and she ended up falling asleep on my lap.
Im leaving for my mission this morning at 5 AM ~ thats early ~.
I hope things get better soon,
mabye with a new start