I Pinguini di Madagascar Article: Penguins on Facebook: Part One

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posted by hotsnowsels

And so begins part two. Hope te enjoy!
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Private wrote on Skipper's wall: hi skipper! what time does defensive training start today?
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Skipper Uh, couldn't te have just ASKED me that?
Private i did ask te just now.
Skipper I mean in real life. We're in the same room.
Private oh. i guess so. but its fun to write on walls!
Skipper *sigh*.... Defensive training starts at 1400 hours.
Private thanks skipper! :D

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Kowalski just read an article.
"Strange quarks" Some of the smallest particles in the universe play an important role. They ... See More
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Skipper te read a science article? No way!
Kowalski -_-...
Marlene lol Skipper... This is a neat read!
Skipper Seriously though, why do we need to know this?
Marlene Because it's INTERESTING to see what your Friends are doing!
Skipper What's next? 'Marlene blinked!' REALLY? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THAT'S SO EXCITING!
Marlene te are insufferable. (Kowalski likes this)

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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: HELLO!
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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: DANCING TURKEYS AND COCONUTS!
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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: GREEN EGGS AND HAM!
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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: WHERE IS MY FREE MEAT?
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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: AM I DOING THIS WRONG?
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Skipper RINGTAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL KILL YOU, I SWEAR!
King Julien XIII no, it's okay, i read about this! te post a whole bunch of random stuff in all caps, and then te get sent some yummy spam in the mail!
Skipper NOT THAT KIND OF SPAM!!!!!!!!!!
King Julien XIII really? oh. that's too bad.
Skipper GAHHHH te ARE A MENACE!
Marlene LOL!

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Marlene is going to get some pretzels! -with Skipper, Private and Rico
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Kowalski Hey, why wasn't I invited?
Skipper Because te were in your lab! We didn't want to evoke the wrath of a mad scientist! (Marlene likes this)
Kowalski -_-
Private we brought some back for you! :D
Kowalski In that case, all is forgiven.

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Rico blahabsjadiuysasdbagsidgasdigiAUDG! Vroom vroom!
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Skipper Nice, soldier! I think that's a new racetrack record!
Marlene Did te seriously understand that?
Skipper Once te grow accustomed to Rico and his nonsensical talk, te begin to crack the mysterious code.
Marlene Really?
Skipper That, and I was in the car too.
Marlene ...oh.

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Private likes The Lunacorns
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Skipper Ohhhh no, don't tell me you're bringing that sickening mostra onto Facebook too!
Private but it's educational!
King Julien XIII did te see on yesterday's episode when lord selflessheart got stuck in that tree? it was so sad until princess self-respecta rescued him!
Private gah!!! i haven't seen that episode yet! don't say any more!
King Julien XIII oh. oopsies! then i will say nothing about how prince shares-a-lot found out about his surprise birthday party either!
Private NO! lalalalalala i can't hear you!

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Private wrote on Kowalski's wall: how do i play words with friends?
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Kowalski *groan*... Why don't te just walk over and ask me and let me mostra you? WE'RE INCHES APART!
Private hey, you're right! that's a great idea!
Kowalski *facepalm*

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Skipper AUGH! This stupid site changed me to Timeline without my permission! THE INVASION HAS STARTED! THEY'RE GETTING INTO OUR HEADS! EVACTUATE THE PLANET!
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Marlene *facepalm*
Private invasion? evacuate? AHHHHHHHH!
Kowalski Don't te think that's a bit overboard, sir? (Marlene likes this)
Skipper Overboard? I'll tell te what's overboard! Soon they'll be stealing all of our personal information! Turning our entire culture into slaves!
King Julien XIII hey, no one is to be making the king evacuate from his kingly kingdom!
Marlene Really? Just, really?

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To be continued!

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Penguinangel Normally I don't read articles like this, but this cracked me up. XD Question: Did you make this up, or were these actually on Facebook from some rpers accounts?

carsfan O.O ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! :,D Julien and the SPAM one... HILARIOUS!! XD

hotsnowsels Oops! I titled both parts as part one! Duh.... XD Thanks! I came up with the material by myself. XD I got the idea from reading something like this done for other shows. Actually, there was one like this for 'Penguins' on fanfiction.net (where this is also posted) a couple months ago, but I didn't know it existed. And thanks to you too, carsfan. Yeah, that part was the most fun to write. XD Am I able to edit this and fix the title mistake, or do I have to unpublish and publish again to fix it?

CoolNG90 Hahahahahahahaha, I agree with Skipper ...Timeline is evil D:< haha XD

mostar1219 maybe Skipper should see "The Roast of Facebook".

CuteCuddly CuteCuddly likes this. LOL!

SandMCLASSIFIED SandMCLASSIFIED Likes this as well.

ImAnEasel HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Please continue with this!!!!! It's HILARIOUS!!! I thought exactly the same as Skipper when it changed my profile to a timeline!!! By the way, does anybody know how to change your Facebook profile back to a normal profile? My brother has a normal profile, but, for some reason, mine's a timeline. :( Wow, this fanfiction has some Skilene, Julene AND Marski in it! Nice touch. X3

hotsnowsels ^Yeah, I was upset too. I don't think you CAN change it back, unfortunately. It's sad. And thank you. XD I tried not to be too specific with pairings, and leave enough opening so anyone can interpret it how they want to. And yes, I am still writing it. I have another part to format for this site soon!

Lt_Kowalski Gee, so much for pretzals.. I'll remember that.. Trust me.. I will SO remember!

peacebaby7 LOL!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!! I CAN'T EVEN CHOOSE WHICH ONE IS FUNNIER!!

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The Bad Streets of New York chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

The successivo morning it was time that me and Skipper start heading back to the central park zoo. despite me being injured last night I still got some strength in me left.

Skipper: *wakes up then yawns* well it's morning *looks at me still sleeping* ciao Kiva wake up.

Me: *wakes up then yawns* ciao Skipper, is it morning yet?

Skipper: yep, and it's time for us to head back to the central park zoo *puts my blanket in my backpack then puts on my backpack*

Me: te know Skipper, te look pretty fine wearing my backpack.

Skipper: well after all te got injured last night when te push me out of the way and...

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Are te fine, Kowalski?

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Feathery Friends Chapter Three

posted by Aquade

The car stopped right outside of a forest. “Um, Skipper? Are te sure this is the right place?” asked Private, staring at the vast unknown.
“Don’t worry,” detto Skipper. “They’ll be here.”
As if on cue, two turkeys came out of the jungle. “Skipper! Me amigo!” detto the taller turkey.
“Hello, Turk,” replied Skipper evenly.
Turk ushered the smaller turkey forward. “This is me son, Gobber.”
Gobber raised a hand. “Hello.”
Turk laughed. “Gobber here is about the same as that young ‘un back there.”
“Me?” asked Private, pointing to himself.
“Oui, nice accent,”...

The chamber of death..chapter 6...

posted by spmana123

All four of the penguins looked worried and frightened....who was he gonna use it on?...jimmy looked at all four of them with great observance....he started to walk closer to all four of them...which one was he gonna use it on!!

Skipper:STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM US!!

Jimmy grinned and proceeded to walk towards skipper...

He leaned in and had the needle ready to use...

Kowlaksi:NO!! SKIPPER SHUT UP!!!

Jimmy got near his face...

Jimmy:I wouldn't want to kill u off now...no..I save the best for last...heheh..

Jimmy then stood up away from skipper...and walked over to kowalski...

Kowlaski:no...no...STAY...

Corpse party/penguins: book of shadows...chapter 8...blood drive....part 2 FINAL

posted by spmana123

Skipper, Rico and Marlene arrived at her house out in the woods...it was run down and hadn't been used in forever....Rico and Marlene had chills go down there spine...but skipper didn't care...if there was a way to save his friends...then he would do it... They entered the house...dust and trash everywhere.....but despite it being so dirty...they ventured on...trying to find clues...

Skipper:alright...Marlene and Rico. ...you go in the kitchen...and I'll check upstairs...

They both nodded there head and begun the search...while skipper headed upstairs....

Skipper went through every room upstairs...but...

Amnesia:chapter 6...

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It was privates turn to spend time with kowalksi..private and him were sitting on a bench...how was private going to trigger seminare, scrofa thing he thought...?

Kowalski: what are we doing just sitting here?

Private: I wanted u to talk to someone....ok..you can come out now...

Around the corner ws Dorris...she was riding one of those things blowhole ws riding....she drove up to him slowly...kowlaski confused however..

Dorris: hello kowlaksi.....

Kowlaski: ? Who are you?

Dorris: my name is Dorris...you...you used to be so obsessed with me....but this is the first time te have actually sit still and tried not...

The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 9

posted by sarah12499

Skipper woke up the successivo morning to see that Kowalski was not in his letto o in the HQ “He couldn't have left yet, could he?” Skipper went to the surface to cerca and sure enough he was sleeping on the deck “Kowalski must have come up here last night while I was sleeping.” Skipper walked up to Kowalski and sat down successivo to him. After awhile Private and Rico came out to see where they had gone. Private sat down successivo to Skipper “Was there no training today?” Skipper looked over at Kowalski who was still sleeping “No……hey guys, I need te to do something for me.” Skipper then...

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The Good, the Bad, the Dangerous, chapter 6

posted by queenpalm

Sorry it took so long, I've been busy!

I kept on looking. I used my ears to try to hear them. Lemurs have a great hearing, o at least I have pretty good hearing. Ivy, on the other hand has great hearing. And dogs, and-
Uh! Got to find them!
The wind blows over my fur. I stand it and continue to walk on, searching.
Sudden thought, I would look cool with an earring.
Not now! Find!
I hear Rico calling so I run and find him. He just wanted us to get back together. We shouldn't be away from each other in a situation like this! te decide if that was sarcasm.
I hear a scream. Trees don't scream, do they?...

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The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 6

posted by sarah12499

My first fanfic :D

Marlene looks over to the entrance "Doors wide open." Skipper looks over "Good. te gonna make a distraction again?" Marlene walks over to the doorway "Oh sure, I'm just distraction anyway, right?" Skipper walks over to Marlene "Yep,and your the best, now can we get going?" Private and Rico both follow close behind skipper as they sneak their way over to the desk. "Kowalski!" Skipper whispers. Kowalski looks over at Skipper "How do we get out?" Skipper points to Marlene "She's got us covered." Marlene runs up to Alice and pulls on her pants to get her attention. "Get ready...