Skipper sighed. He was bored. All his Friends were somewhere else.
Rico and Johnson had gone to visit their cousin. Kowalski and Ivy were in their lab, trying to finish an experiment. Private was playing with the new lemur, Palm.
Skipper stirred the pesce in his coffee. For once, he actually wanted someone to pop in unexpectedly. Even Ringtail would do!
Skipper heard a weird noise coming from Kowalski and Ivy's lab. It wasn't the normal weird, though. It didn't sound like one of Kowalski's experiments going horribly wrong. But it didn't sound like one of Ivy's inventions turning on, either.
The noise kind of sounded like thunder, o the sound of a thousand hands clapping. Skipper put his coffee down on the table. Then, he walked over to the door of the lab.
Skipper opened the door and was hit da a sound wave. He looked around and saw Kowalski's Smart Phone in the corner, blasting out loud music. Kowalski and Ivy were nearby it, Canto to the beat of the music.
Kowalski saw Skipper staring at him. He stopped Canto and told Ivy. She stopped singing, too. Then, she shut the Musica off.
"What is going on in here?!" Skipper exclaimed. "I thought te two were working on a science experiment!"
"Sorry, Skipper," Ivy said. "We were untill Mr. Albert Einstein here spilled water on my mugufian!"
"It was an accident, Ivy!" Kowalski cried. "How many times do I have to tell you, it was an accident!"
"Okay!" Ivy said. "It was an accident!"
She turned back to face Skipper and told him più of what had happened. After Ivy had explained it, Skipper liked her idea.
"Well, that'll be a waste of our free time," he said. "So, how does the song go?"
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It took Skipper a few minutes, but he had finally learned most of the lyrics to the song. He practiced them for another minute, then told Ivy he was ready to sing the duet for the song.
Kowalski turned on his Smart Phone to the right sound track. Then, they all started singing.

"I live with friends, no family.
And don't te mess with me, you'll see,
What my Friends can really do.
There's nothing that they want with you."

"Don't mess with her, don't mess with him.
o we will surely break your limb.
Cause' te don't know what's right for you,
But te will da the time we get through."

"We're like a family, te see.
Nothing to break up him, her, o me.
We stick together, we're a team.
Like some princes, king and queen."

"One is smart, one psychotic.
Another strong, one exotic.
One is really, really cute.
The last one is kind of the brute."

"So don't te dare mess with us,
o we will really make a fuss.
Just do as we say,
And we'll leave te okay."

"Don't mess with us, o you'll go down.
Don't mess with us, o you'll hit the ground.
Don't mess with us, we are a team.
Don't mess with us, we're kind of mean!"
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After the penguins were done singing, they congratulated each other with high flippers.
"Great job!" Skipper said. "Those lyrics truly explain who we are!"
"No, Skipper," Ivy said. "You did a great job. I've never heard te sing before. te were wonderful!"
"Well, thanks," Skipper replied, as he was blushing.
"Kowalski, don't te think Skipper looks a little pale?" Ivy asked.
"Na, he's fine," detto Kowalski.
"Yeah, I'm fine," Skipper said. "I just got Lost in thought. Now, I'm bored. Let's sing the song again!"