I Pinguini di Madagascar Article: POM FUN FACTS!

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posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little pony and Lunicorns Are Made da Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made da Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! o Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

yappy24, carsfan and 2 others like this

mostar1219 HEY, MY WORD COMBO IS USED: HEXY!!!

peacebaby7 This was funny! Great job! :D "Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way." LOL!

JediPenguin16 These are funny, but I recommend perhaps next time not capitalizing the first letter every word, it's a tad distracting to the reader and prevents good flow of reading.

yappy24 lol but what does hexy and Pegaster mean?

RTE33 @yappy24 Hexy is a Combination Of Hot and Sexy Pegaster Is a Teen Or Adult Female Fan of My Little Pony.

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Dr Blowhole and his crew counteratack! (skilene content)

posted by andresandru

he appears here!

prepare for the articolo I passed WEEKS writing, requirings: 1:have seen: dr blowhole´s revenge, huffin and puffin, the big squeeze. 2:have read my articoli the bets birthday ever, mr wonderfull, Its she o me!. 3:know about mandy, arlene, and the rats. As the titolo says this has skilene content, and people that dont like this couple please dont read this aerticle, its very, very, verry large, so enjoy and RIP: read in peace!
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Skipper sat as his table, seeing his coffe and how his...

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Death da Sleep!

posted by Katie_Kat200

Lol, I've had this stuck in my head for sooo long! This is just a one shot so maybe this is the blockage that keeps me from Scrivere più stories... anyway. Onward to the story!

Kowalski was laying on the floor of the pinguino HQ, sleeping like a log. He didn't move, and he looked like he wasn't breathing. The fishbowl entrance of the HQ opens and Catherine climbs down the ladder.

"You don't really have to follow the rule ladies first, I mean, I'm younger than all of te guys," Catherine said. Private climbed down next.

"Skipper still wants to make te feel at home, ever since te know... the move,"...

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Harry potter meets pom part 4

posted by alex356

At flying lesson
Madam hooch:today te will learn how to fly a broom
Now te will force your scopa to came up to your hand
Me:UP! *my brooms cames up*
Harry:good work Alex
Me:thanks Harry
Madam hooch:now when I say go te will jump off and fly
one two THREE GO!
Me:*flying off*
the penguins: go Alex yeah Alex te can do it goooooo Alex
At pointes
Snape: now- will will are te Alex potter
Me:yes sir
Snape:will don't act like your brother potter
Mayfol:yes please don't o else we have two potters goofing off
At lunch
Me:I kill mayfol if I was te
Harry:would dream of it but then we get in trouble

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The Hidden (Chapter VI - Hypnotized)

posted by LifelessPenguin

We were barely hypnotized. We were so addicted with our new stuff. te might be asking what Kowalski won. Well, I spied on him, he got a personal prize from Julien a while ago. It was a mixed chemical reaction of random things he got from his habitat. He detto it was perfect for his experiments, because he had 10 ten test tubes of it. For now, he created 3 experiments already in one single hour. That's amazing.

I ate ten Winkies in one minute. That's for getting secondo place in the "Me Talent Show". I was not really aiming for first place, o third place, but when I heard the prize in the second...

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The pinguino Chronicles. Hippie Freak.

posted by Marika_1996

Skipper stretched and yawned. This sun was making him feel lazy. It was a really hot September. And it was also his secondo anno at that school.
- It's nearly summer - he heard. He turned his head.
- Marlene - he smiled - Nice to see te again.
Marlene also smiled.
- Waitin for the newbies? - she asked. She knew that Skipper likes girls. All girls. She didn't care, it was kinda fun for her.
- Yup. And here they come - detto Skipper. He posed and he smiled. He was handsome, popolare and really cool. What else he needed to data every girl he wanted to data with?
- Ready, steady - laughed Marlene....

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Sugar Rushed (Chap 1, Part 1)

posted by Katie_Kat200

This was a popolare fan-fic over at Fan-fiction. Until I accidently deleted it. DX So... anyway! Someone in this fan-fic gets a sugar rush. And its not Skipper. Its Kowalski! Yay! But this is the first part of the first chapter. This is kind of a two chapter one shot with an epilogue. If that's even possible. So I'll shut up and te just read :)

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The hush of dawn whispered out onto the Central Park Zoo. Most of the animali were still asleep. But not Skipper and his crew. The penguins had been awake...

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The pinguino Zone Episode 3: The Monsters are due on Central park.

posted by 67Dodge

Prolouge: te unlock this door with the key to imagination, to a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight. A dimension of mind, te travel along the berm of imagination, successivo stop. The Twilight Zone.
Here we are in Central Park Zoo, New York city. A lovely little community with no crimes, and no violence, until the monsters came. Our story begins in a corner of the zoo between two exhibits, both across from the other. A little chubby pinguino and a ringtail lemure are both watching the sky, then suddenly a loud bang and a zoom, with all the other residents walking out their exhibits. 'What...

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Truth o Dare... Penguins of Madagascar VERSION!=D

posted by skilene4ever

ciao ciao hey!! This is Skilene4ever here with my secondo story on fanpop! Heres how this works... te (the readers) can send me commenti of truths o dares te want the characters to do. Simple. I'll created new chapter when i get enough truths o dares...get it?=D

RULES: Yeah...sorry theres rules.
1. This has no rating soo whatever sick dare te wanna see go for it!

2. No più than 2 truth o dares per person

3. No Canto request please (I dont know how to do that hahaX)

Characters:

Skipper

Kowalski

Private

Rico

King Julien

Maurice

Mort

Marlene

Fred the squirel

Pairings: Heres are the pairings I will allow......

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Penguins of Madagascar Mistletoe Kisses

posted by Katie_Kat200

Weeeeeelllll, I was watching BTR Natale Special and I saw them get their mistletoe kisses (you can see where this is going), I thought that maybe the penguins should get their mistletoe kisses (There's a hint of Skilene in here) Sooooooo here goes.

Skipper: Well, boys, it is officially Natale Eve. So... what do te wanna do?
Marlene: (popping in, holding something behind her back) ciao guys! Guess what I got?
Private: A lunacorn!
Skipper: superiore, in alto secret plans to take over the world
Kowalski: A freeze ray!
Rico: DYNAMITE!
Marlene: Nooooo... (she pulls a stick with a mistletoe on the end and points...

That's your PoM Horoscope for today!

posted by JediPenguin16

link
^ original song. Thought it would be fun to modifica it a bit based on thier personalities.
**edit-forgot to put Kowalski successivo to Leo. fixed now.
Aquarius (mort)
There's travel in your future when te find yourself tied to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life da playing Oku-Land seventeen hours a day

Pisces (Julien)
Try to avoid any Penguins o Otters with the Cootie virus.
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiotic Baboons say.

Aries(Phil and Mason)
The look on your face will be priceless when te find that forty year-old anguria in your colon. (phil)...

(500) Days of Summer - Prologue

posted by ThatDarnHippo

TDH: this is a remake to the movie with the same title. The character's personalities may be somewhat altered to fit the characters from the movie. Please read and review. Rated T for sexuality and some language.

Narrator: This is a story of Boy meets Girl.

The boy, Kowalski, grew up thinking he'd never truly be happy until the giorno he met The One. This belief stands from early exposure to Skipper's hard training and being cooped up in his lab making recipes for disaster.

The girl, Summer, did not share this belief. Since the separation from her family, she only loved two things. The first was her long feathery hair. The secondo was how easily she could cut it off, and feel nothing.

Kowalski meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately, she is who he's been searching for.

This is a story of Boy meets Girl, but te should know upfront, this is not a Amore story.

A Amore SelfinSertion

posted by MsKowalski99

One Night in The Penguin's Hq When The Penguins Where All Sound Asleep, Kowalski Was Dreaming About Science All Last Night That He For Got To Get Up That Morining For Training. So, Skipper Had To Go in The Hq And Tickle Kowalski Till He Got Up. da The 4th o 5th Spot Skipper Was Tickiling Kowalski. Kowalski detto "Skipper, That's Enough, Stop It!" So Kowalski Got Up from After Skipper Was done Tickling Him And Did His Daily Training With The Others. After The Training When He And the Others When Back Inside, Kowalski Said, "I Need To Find Some Romance." So, When Kowalski detto That, In The Middle...

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Marlene's Amore Story

posted by dsprtpenguin

Our Amore isn't like a Amore story,
But I wish it was.

I wish te would carry me with your white horse,
and come in with the rain.

I wish te detto that we would be forever and always,
and have that happy ending, fairy tales have.

I remember when I first met you,
I was fifteen to be exact.

Sparks flew around me when I saw your beautiful eyes
You made me crazier and crazier every minuto I spent time with you.

If te ask me if I Amore him,
I'd lie.

I'd write poems about te and decorate my whole bacheca with every memory I spent with you,
I'd give te half of my cuore if te ever need it,
I'd scream till my lungs...

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A secondo chance for Amore (chapter 2)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 2

Over at the penguin’s habitat the penguin’s where outside doing swimming laps. A few minuti later Brandon arrived at their habitat.

“Hey guys how’s it going?”

“Brandon why must te and everyone else always have to come when we are training,” asked Skipper while looking angry.

“You know I really don’t know it’s just a force of habit I guess.”

“Why are te over here anyway?”

“Well I wanted to talk to te about going on a data with Marlene.”

Skipper’s eyes then widen Skipper realized that Brandon knew his secret...

Lester, Dexter, and Hexter: Sibling Rivalry: Chapter One

posted by Pluma

Lester yawned loudly and began to tinker with Dexter's sunglasses, knowing that it annoyed him. Suddenly, Hexter burst into his room. "Lester, bro, can I borrow those?" He asked and motioned to the sunglasses in Lester's flipper. Lester looked up sleepily. "Sure, I but they're not mine, they're Dexter's," Lester handed Hexter the glasses. Hexter grinned evilly, "I know that," He laughed wickedly. "I know that," He repeated and left.

Lester knew that Hexter was up to something, perhaps another prank. He hoped it wasn't going to be on their father, Blowhole, because last time, he got overly angry...

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The Fizzy Dizzy Drink

posted by Sandrei

The Fizzy Dizzy Drink

It was a warm, sunny day. Skipper, Rico, Kowalski and Private had spent two hours in the Central Park, fishing, training and playing volleyball. They were now heading towards their HQ. Skipper and Private where carrying a wooden basket with some rests of their Cibo supply, while Rico was holding a yellow blanket wrapped over his shoulder. Kowalski was stamping quietly da and scribbling something passionately on his notepad without even paying attention to where was he going.
"Kowalskiiii!" remarked Skipper without turning his head. "What exactly did I tell te about minding your steps? te should...

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A doll can't love: Chapter 1

posted by skipperluvs

Rico sat successivo to his lifeless doll, sliding his flippers against her thin arms and sniffing her cool plastic scent. He began brushing her hair and cooing at her in hushed tones. She smile throughout the whole thing, her bright blue eyes glistening in Kowalski’s dim lamp.

Skipper was out doing recon, as he always did on Friday nights, his lazy smile scaring any animal that sneaked around in the zoo’s path. Private was with the lemurs, having his first sleepover with Mort, and Julien teaching them a couple of dance moves as well. And lastly, his best friend, Kowalski was at a grand central...

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Gitchi Gitchi goo!

posted by Icicle1penguin

Private was walking outside. Suddenly he heard music. It came from the HQ.

He went down the fishbowl enterance. What he saw was funny and somewhat disturbing. There were lights, the room was pink, and with colorful balloons, paper streamers, and hearts.

Rico was a D.J. and Everyone else holds a microphone. (including King Julien. Mort and Maurice were dancing)

Rico tossed Private a microphone and he sang along.

Julien: Ladies and Gentalmen-ies, my servants!
Skipper: I'm Skipper, this is my crew, and we're gonna sing a song.

Skipper: Bow Chica Bow Wow!
Marlene: That's what my baby says
Kowalski: Mow...

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PENGUINS HAVE A MYSPACE

posted by skipperluvs

Well te guys, i wuz on myspace and found out dat da penguins have 4 myspaces... 1 for all of dem n 3 individual ones (private dont got one cuz he too young) its like sooo awesome! if yall wud like to chek it out tana, den here are da links to all of em!!! enjoy peoples!!!

Penguins of Madagascar (all of them) :
link

Skipper:
link

Kowalski:
link

Rico:
link

To me Kowalski's is da awesomest cuz he spent ALOT of time on his, tana, den Skippers but his dont got info on it and tana, den rico's it has nutin on it really but oh well...dan all together is awesome as well...

KOWALSKI'S MYSPACE RAWWWKKSSS!

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation taco part 4 (Final Part)

posted by 18wanda

Skipper: Is the dummy ready?
Kowalski: I took advantage of the Cibo I could find under the table, and the gum made an excellent bonding material to hold it together. (proudly shows Skipper two pinguino dummies made out of gross taco meat and other stuff, and disgusting pieces of chewed gum.)
Skipper: Outstanding! These will buy us a few precious moments.
The monster meat taco is moving around across the floor, looking around for the two pinguino runaways. It is nearing their table. They quickly dive back under the tablecloth before they could be seen. successivo Kowalski makes a working fionda shot using...