Antarctica

Skipper: *looks at other penguins*

Kowalski/Rico: *shrugs*

*other penguins huddle in a group & begin whispering*

Skipper: "What do te boys make of this?"

Kowalski: "I don't know, Skipper. It could very well be a trap."

Rico: "Uh-huh."

Skipper: "But...What if he really is telling the truth this time?"

Kowalski: "How can we be sure he's telling us the truth?"

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "No kaboom."

Rico: "Awww."

Kowalski: "What should we do?"

Skipper: *sigh* "Well, I think we should help him."

Kowalski/Rico: "What?"

Skipper: "I don't know, it's something about him. I think he's telling the truth this time."

Kowalski: *sigh* "Fine. Even though we may be falling into another trap...Never swim alone, right?"

Rico: "Swim!"

Skipper: "Exactamundo Rico!"

*penguins separate & turn to look at Private*

Private: "I heard every word of that."

Skipper: "Oh, I--"

Private: "It's fine. Don't worry about it. I'm not leading te into a trap this time. I really mean it."

Skipper: "So...What exactly are we going to do?"

Private: "I have a plan. But you're gonna have to trust me if it's gonna work."

Underground Lair

Private: *walks in with other penguins being guided in da minions*

Blowhole: "Excellent work, Private."

Skipper: "YOU TRADER! I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FELL FOR YOUR LIES!"

Private: "Sorry Skipper. Maybe one giorno you'll understand."

*Kowalski & Rico are tied up & guarded in a corner...Skipper is tied up in a chair in the middle of the room*

Private: "Alright I held up my end of the deal, no te yours."

Blowhole: "Alright, fine. Let her go!"

*cage is lowered to the floor & unlocked*

Susan: "Oh Private! I've missed te so much!" *runs to him*

*Private & Susan embrace*

Blowhole: "OK, as much as I would love to watch this touching reunion...I have better things to do."

*Private & Susan leave*

Kowalski/Rico: *gives Private a scowling look as he leaves*

Blowhole: "Now on to più important things."

Skipper: "OK, te have me te one-eyed freak. So what do te want me for?"

To Be Continued...