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Scene 12

Underground Lair

Blowhole: "OK, Private. Here's the plan. I've been spying on Skipper for 2 years now. He'll be strong. He's gonna be smart. You, however, look just sweet and innocent enough to trick him into following you. Understand?"

Private: "Yes, but, how do I do that?"

Blowhole: "You'll figure it out when te see them."

Private: "What does he look like?"

Blowhole: *shows him picture* "This is who your looking for. He will be with 2 other penguins. I don't care if they come too. I can find something to do with them."

Private: "Aye."

Blowhole: "It's time. Bring them to me. Do not fail."

Private: "I shan't fail you, Doctor."

Blowhole: "Excellent."

Private: *turns & leaves*

4 Hours Later...

Private: *spots trio* There they are. *spots short cliff* I know just what to do...

Skipper: "So where do we go from here?"

Rico: "I dunno..."

Kowalski: "I heard the humans talking about some Zoo in Central Park. They detto that the animali there get fed each day, & other humans can't touch them."

Skipper: "I don't know about that. How do we know it's safe? They are humans."

Kowalski: "We need to start over somewhere. I don't see what other choice we have."

Skipper: *sigh* "I suppose. Rico?"

Rico: *shrugs & nods head slowly*

Skipper: "So how do we get to this zo--"

Distant Voice: "Hey! Is anyone there?! Could somebody help me!?"

Skipper: "Roll out men!"

*Skipper, Rico, & Kowalski follow the sound of the voice*

Voice: "Help! Hurry!"

*penguins see a pinguino lying on the ground in pain*

Skipper: "Hey, are te OK?"

Penguin: "I slipped off that small cliff & hurt my ankle. It hurts real bad! te have to help me! Please!"

Skipper: "It's OK, just calm down. What's your name, soldier?"

Penguin: "Private. Who are te 3 supposed to be? And why are te all on your own?"

Skipper: "I'm the Skipper, we've all had...issues. It's a long story. Kowalski! Analysis on that ankle!"

Kowalski: "On it, Skipper." *looks at ankle*

Private: "Ow! Be careful...uh...what did te say your name was?"

Kowalski: "Kowalski. I need te to be very still."

Rico: "HIII! I Rico!!"

Private: "Um, is he OK?"

Skipper: "Yeah, he's got a...gift. Rico!"

Rico: *hacks up firework*

Private: O.O *looks at Skipper*

Skipper: "Yeah, te get used to it. He's into the kablamo thing."

Kowalski: "Rico! Do te have anything I could rap this up in?"

Rico: *hacks up roll of gauze*

Private: "Where exactly does he get this stuff?"

Kowalski: "He snagged a few things when he was watching the humans set off the fireworks. He didn't know what he'd use them for though."

Rico: "KABLAMO!"

Kowalski: "Done. Can te stand?"

Private: "I'll try." *slowly stands, but Kowalski helps him support his left side* "Thanks."

Skipper: *finds stick & hands it to Private* "Here. Use this to support yourself. How did te get here, soldier?"

Private: *he had this story planned out, so he spoke without hesitation* "My dad passed before I was born. My mum died last week. I had no where else to go. I just started walking. No real destination in mind. Speaking of...Where are te all headed?"

Skipper: "We need to find a way to get to this zoo in Central Park. Only thing is, we don't know how to get there, nor which way to go."

Private: "Hey, I know where we can find a boat."

Skipper: "What's a boat?"

Private: "It's how humans transport over water. I guess they're just too lazy to swim."

Skipper: "Where can we find this, boat?"

Private: "Just let me lead the way."

Skipper: "OK. Roll out men."

Private: That's right te amateurs. Just follow me...

Scene 13

Antarctica

*the foursome are waddling along the Frozen desert, well one of them is limping*

Skipper: "So...Private. How did te come to find out about this barca thingy?"

Private: "While I was waddling along, & I saw it there. Humans got in it, & it just started moving away."

Skipper: "If it started moving away, wouldn't that mean it isn't there anymore?"

Private: "Oh, it was at night when I witnessed this. The successivo morning, another barca was there."

Skipper: "So...It's a reoccurring thing then?"

Private: "I suppose. I don't see any other explanation."

Skipper: "Whatever te say..." Something feels a little...off...

Rico: "Hm, hm, hm, ka, bla, mo, hm, hm, hm..."

Kowalski: "Are te sure we're going the right way? There doesn't seem to be a lot of water for miles!"

Private: "Yes! I know what I'm doing! Don't te trust me?"

Kowalski: "OK! te don't have to get so angry, I was just asking..."

Private: "I'm sorry. I guess I'm still just a little broken up from my mum's death."

Kowalski: "It's fine. I understand."

Skipper: OK, I know he's up to something...but what could he possibly be up to? He looks so innocent. Hmmmmm...

Kowalski: "It's getting late. And Private, te do need to rest that ankle."

Private: "Yeah. *yawn* I suppose we should hit the sack then."

*the foursome take a place in the snow & begin to sleep*

Private: *staring at Skipper with anger in his eyes* How can te sleep?! te sleep so peacefully after what te did to my mother. How could you?! Have te no soul!? I can't wait for tomorrow. You'll get what's comin' to te soon enough Skipper...

The successivo Morning...

Private: *awakes, & sees others still sleeping, walks over to Skipper, & hits him in the head with his crutch*

Skipper: *wakes with a start* "OW! What was that for!?"

Private: "Sorry, I was trying to wake you, I didn't mean to hit te that hard."

Skipper: "I'm fine. Let's wake the others."

Private: Idiot...

Skipper/Private: *wakes others*

Skipper: "Wakey, wakey, soldiers. It's morning."

Private: "Skipper, why do te call everyone soldier?"

Skipper: "No reason really. Just...picked it up from a friend."

Private: "Um...OK. We'd better get moving."

Kowalski: "Where can we find food?"

Private: "Oh, we don't have much further till attraversare, croce a small pond. No worries."

Skipper: "Roll out."

Scene 14

Antarctica

*penguins pass a secluded pond*

Rico: "FISH!"

Skipper: "Exactamundo! Rico!"

*Rico & Kowalski dive in*

Skipper: "Don't worry Private, I'll bring up a secondo round for you."

Private: "Thanks."

Skipper: *salutes & dives in*

Private: Not much further now...just a little more...

Kowalski: *jumps out of water*

Rico: *jumps out after*

Skipper: *jumps out with pesce in hand* "Here te go, young Private."

Private: "Oh, thanks." *begins eating*

Skipper: *goes & sits at the waters edge*

Private: *whispering* "Kowalski, what's his deal?"

Kowalski: "Oh. He does that sometimes. He goes to think about what happened to his parents."

Private: "His parents? What happened to his parents?"

Kowalski: "They were attacked da a leopard seal. His father saved his life."

Private: "Weird. My mum was attacked da a leopard seal."

Kowalski: "Oh, I'm sorry."

Private: "Sokay."

Kowalski: "Hey, if te wanna...talk...I'll listen."

Private: "Thanks, but I don't like talking about it."

Kowalski: *nods understandingly & leaves him to eat his fish*

Private: That's really weird...his parents were killed da a leopard seal...and so was my mum....

Kowalski: *finishes pesce & goes to Private* "So how much longer till we see this boat?"

Private: "Oh, not much longer now. We should be there da tomorrow morning."

Kowalski: "Oh, OK then."

That Night...

*penguins are sleeping*

Private: Devouring...jaws...no...get away...no...no...no... *wakes with gasp & breathing heavily*

*Private looks around at the others sleeping, then sneaks up to splash water in his face*

Skipper: "You OK, amigo?"

Private: *jumps, stands, & turns to look at Skipper* "Oh! Um, what are te doing up?"

Skipper: "Oh, I just heard something & wanted to see if te were--Wait a minute..." *gasps* "YOU CAN WALK!?!?"

Private: *looks down at himself standing* "No! I'm just...putting my weight on one leg! See?" *begins limping to mostra Skipper he really is limping*

Kowalski: *wakes slowly* "What's going *yawn* on?"

Skipper: "Private...YOU'RE LIMPING ON THE WRONG LEG! WHAT IN THE NAME OF MONALISA'S SMILE IS GOING ON HERE?!?!"

Private: "Um...I...We..."

Rico: *wakes slowly* "Huh? Whasgoino?" (Translation: "Huh? What's going on?")

Skipper: "What's going on is that Private has been lying to us this entire time! Is there anything that te detto that really was true!?!?"

Private: "Yes! My parents really did die!"

Skipper: "You know that's not what I mean! What are te trying to do, Private!? If that really is your name!"

Private: "YOU KILLED MY MOTHER!"

Skipper: "I...What? What are te talking about?! I never even knew your mother!"

Private: "You killed my mother!"

Scene 15

Antarctica

Skipper: "I don't know what you'r--"

Private: *--brings fist around & wallops Skipper*

Skipper: *blocks successivo punch* "What are te doing!? Explain yourself!"

Private: *starts fight*

*Skipper & Private begin fighting*

Skipper: *pins Private* "Explain yourself!!!"

Private: "You were there! It's all your fault!"

Skipper: "I was where!? Private! I still don't know what you're talking about!"

Private: "You were there! When my mother died! If te hadn't been there she'd still be alive!"

Skipper: "Look, kid! I don't know what you're talking about! I wasn't even conscious when my parents died!"

Private: "He saw everything! If your parents hadn't been there, my mother would have been saved!"

Skipper: "Who? Who saw everything?"

Private: Oh no...what have I done... "Um...I...he..."

Skipper: "WHO!" *bares down harder on Private's chest*

Private: "All right! Fine! I'll tell you! Just let me breathe!"

Skipper: *loosens his grip some* "Talk."

Private: "Look...Someone...I work for...He saw everything. te were walking with your parents, the leopard foca, guarnizione appeared, my mom tried to help, & she died. And it's all your fault." *looks at him with hate in his eyes*

Skipper: "How was it my fault? I didn't ask the leopard foca, guarnizione to kill our parents! Who told te all of this anyway!? What do te mean someone te work for!?"

Private: ...

Skipper: "ANSWER ME!"

Private: "Or what? You'll kill me too?"

Skipper: *looks at him in disbelief*

Private: "Is that what you're gonna do? Hm?"

Skipper: *gets off Private* "No. C'mon, boys. He's not worth it."

Skipper/Kowalski/Rico: *belly slide away without looking back*

Private: "What have I done." *begins walking back to Blowhole's HQ* Blowhole's gonna kill me...Or worse...torture me...Oh, what am I gonna do? I promised him I wouldn't fail. *approaches HQ & goes inside*

Blowhole: "Where are they Private? Surely te didn't fail me."

Private: "I...Yes, sir. I have failed you. But they found me out! There was nothing I could do--"

Blowhole: "--You were told not to fail! What do te have to say for yourself now, Private!?"

Private: "I...I don't know."

Blowhole: "Where are they now?"

Private: "I don't know."

Blowhole: "Well surely te must know something!"

Private: "No. After they found me out they turned & left."

Blowhole: "Well. Then I guess I have no use for te then." *pushes a button* "I'm sorry I had to do this Private...But no one fails Dr. Blowhole."

Private: *sees Blowhole's minions coming to get him, & begins running*

Scene 16

Antarctica

Skipper: "I can't believe we fell for that cute & cuddly act Private put on."

Kowalski: "Yes, we fell for it like first anno hatchlings."

Rico: *sadly* "Uh-huh."

Skipper: "So...Now that we're probably miles off course...where do we go from here?"

Kowalski: *looks at stars* "Well, according to the stars...we should find water...that way." *points in direction*

Skipper: "You got that from the stars?"

Kowalski: "Yeah. I spent some time studying the solar system, stella, star charts, solar radiation--"

Skipper: "--In Americano please."

Kowalski: "I learned a lot of spazio stuff."

Skipper: "Oh. Well...we should probably spend the rest of the night sleeping. We'll need as much strength for the morning as we can get."

Kowalski: *yawn* "Yeah. We should."

Rico: "NIGHTYNIGH!" (Translation: "NIGHTY NIGHT!")

*penguins sleep*

The successivo Afternoon...

*penguins were awake & waddling*

Skipper: "So how much further Kowalski?"

Kowalski: "Not long now Skipper."

Rico: "Fish?"

Kowalski: "I don't know Rico. It could be a while before we find food."

Rico: *stomach grumbles*

Skipper: "I agree, Rico. I'm hungry as well."

Kowalski: "As am I."

Skipper: "There isn't any way for te to know where we can find food, Kowalski?"

Kowalski: "Sorry, Skipper."

Skipper: "Uuuugh. I'm withering away to nothing here."

Kowalski: "No, Skipper I believe te have a bit of spare time on tha--" *sees Skipper looking annoyed at him* "Um...gosh you're thin..."

Skipper: "Nice save...Anyway...we should--What's that?"

*all turn around*

Private: *belly-sliding toward them* "Hey! Wait!"

Skipper: "Aw, him again!?"

Kowalski: "What does he want?"

Rico: *hacks up firework* "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "No, just be ready for action."

*penguins get into battle position*

Private: *comes up to them* "Guys! te have to help me!"

Skipper: "Why should we help you?! te lied to us! And te couldn't even have the decency to tell us why!"

Private: "I know. I know. At this point I wouldn't trust me either. But te don't understand. I didn't know before. He lied to me too."

Skipper: "Who?"

Private: "His name is Dr. Blowhole. He told me a pack of lies. He wanted me to lure te to him."

Skipper: "Dr. Blowhole? What does he have against me? I don't even know the guy."

Private: "I don't know. He says he's been spying on te for the past 2 years. He says te have a gift. I don't know..."

Skipper: "Why are te telling me all this? Last time I saw te te were trying to kill me."

Private: "I know. And I don't expect te to forgive me. But te have to understand that I just didn't know then."

Skipper: "Know what?"

Private: "Dr. Blowhole lied to me."

Scene 17

Underground Lair

12 Hours Earlier...

*captured da Blowhole's minions, Private once again sits in the presence of Dr. Blowhole...tied up in a chair*

Private: "Will te just do whatever it is te are gonna do to me?!"

Blowhole: "Oh...I do not intend to harm you, Private."

Private: "Then...what are te gonna do to me?"

Blowhole: "Oh. I'm not going to do anything. You on the other hand are going to go after those penguins & bring them to me."

Private: "And why would I do that?"

Blowhole: "Because, Private, there is someone I want te to meet..."

Private: "What are te talking about?"

Blowhole: "It was a tragic giorno that leopard foca, guarnizione attacked..."

Private: "What does that have to do with anything?"

Blowhole: "Well, Private...The reason you're going to bring me those penguins is because it's the only way you're going to save...her..." *presses button*

*a light is shown on a cage hanging from the ceiling, a bruised female pinguino is inside of it...*

Private: "How did...It can't...That's imposs--"

Blowhole: "Oh, but it is possible Private."

Private: "But...How?! Let her go!"

Blowhole: "I will...as soon as te bring me those penguins."

Private: "Why are te doing this to me!?"

Blowhole: "As if te don't know..."

Private: *thinks a second, then says slowly* "You...You were the one who sent that leopard seal..."

Blowhole: "Right te are, Private."

Private: "But...WHY!?"

Blowhole: "Well, there was sort of a mix up that day. I intended for the foca, guarnizione to take Skipper's mother, to lure him to me, but then these other penguins come & ruin everything! He brought me the wrong penguin. And I figured that I might as well use what I got..."

Private: "Just let her go! I'll do anything te want! Just let her go!"

Blowhole: "Bring those penguins to me."

Private: "...Fine."

That Afternoon...

Skipper: "...So, he was after my mom?"

Private: "Afraid so. I'm sorry."

Skipper: "I understand...but...How do I know we can trust you?"

Private: "I don't know, you're just gonna have to take my word for it."

Others: ...

Private: "Please. I'm not making this up. te have to help me save my mother."

Scene 18


Antarctica

Skipper: *looks at other penguins*

Kowalski/Rico: *shrugs*

*other penguins huddle in a group & begin whispering*

Skipper: "What do te boys make of this?"

Kowalski: "I don't know, Skipper. It could very well be a trap."

Rico: "Uh-huh."

Skipper: "But...What if he really is telling the truth this time?"

Kowalski: "How can we be sure he's telling us the truth?"

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "No kaboom."

Rico: "Awww."

Kowalski: "What should we do?"

Skipper: *sigh* "Well, I think we should help him."

Kowalski/Rico: "What?"

Skipper: "I don't know, it's something about him. I think he's telling the truth this time."

Kowalski: *sigh* "Fine. Even though we may be falling into another trap...Never swim alone, right?"

Rico: "Swim!"

Skipper: "Exactamundo Rico!"

*penguins separate & turn to look at Private*

Private: "I heard every word of that."

Skipper: "Oh, I--"

Private: "It's fine. Don't worry about it. I'm not leading te into a trap this time. I really mean it."

Skipper: "So...What exactly are we going to do?"

Private: "I have a plan. But you're gonna have to trust me if it's gonna work."

Underground Lair

Private: *walks in with other penguins being guided in da minions*

Blowhole: "Excellent work, Private."

Skipper: "YOU TRADER! I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FELL FOR YOUR LIES!"

Private: "Sorry Skipper. Maybe one giorno you'll understand."

*Kowalski & Rico are tied up & guarded in a corner...Skipper is tied up in a chair in the middle of the room*

Private: "Alright I held up my end of the deal, no te yours."

Blowhole: "Alright, fine. Let her go!"

*cage is lowered to the floor & unlocked*

Susan: "Oh Private! I've missed te so much!" *runs to him*

*Private & Susan embrace*

Blowhole: "OK, as much as I would love to watch this touching reunion...I have better things to do."

*Private & Susan leave*

Kowalski/Rico: *gives Private a scowling look as he leaves*

Blowhole: "Now on to più important things."

Skipper: "OK, te have me te one-eyed freak. So what do te want me for?"

Scene 19

Underground Lair

Skipper: "OK, te have me te one-eyed freak. So what do te want me for?"

Blowhole: "You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this moment..."

Skipper: "Yeah, yeah, get on with it. I've been told I have a gift te want. Did I miss your birthday, flippy?" *says sarcastically*

Blowhole: "DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

Skipper: "Why? Did I hurt your feelings?"

Blowhole: *slaps him* "Oh, I will enjoy killing you..."

Skipper: "Killing me? What did I ever do to you?"

Blowhole: "I guess daddy dearest never told you."

Skipper: "Told me what?"

Blowhole: "Skipper...Your father was a secret agent."

Skipper: "Um, I think I would know that. Secret agents are gone all the time. My father was always around."

Blowhole: "That's because after te hatched he quit to help raise you."

Skipper: "We--Wait? What does my father have to do with any of this?"

Blowhole: "Not too long before te hatched, I was working on a project with my own father. A contraption that would rule over Antarctica! Called...The Annihilator!"

Skipper: "Um...OK. What's the Annihilator?"

Blowhole: "The Annihilator was to deplete all the pesce in the Antarctic waters...all but the pesce in our area..."

Skipper: "So...then anyone who wanted pesce would have to come to you..."

Blowhole: "Ugh! I was getting to that part! Anyway...Your father ruined everything! He destroyed the Annihilator, which resulted in the death of my father. I think te know where I'm going with this..."

Skipper: "So...you want to kill me, for something my father did to you? I had nothing to do with that!"

Blowhole: "Yes...I already got revenge on your father...But that wasn't enough for me...I wanted the successivo generation..."

Skipper: "What do te mean te already got revenge on my fa--
...
*says slowly* te were the one who sent that leopard seal..."

Blowhole: "Well...It sure took ya long enough..."

Skipper: "So what are te gonna do to me? delfino cackle me to death?" C'mon! C'mon! Almost got it...

Blowhole: *slaps him again* "Oh, I enjoy doing that...What I plan to do to te Skipper...Is to use my new & improved Annihilator to put te out of your misery...And don't worry...It'll be nice...& slow..."

Skipper: Almost got it...

Blowhole: "Any last words, Skipper?"

Skipper: Got it! *stares into Blowhole's eyes* "No."

Blowhole: *presses button to reveal the Annihilator, a large machine with an antenna looking thing pointed right at Skipper*

Blowhole: "Tell your father I detto hello..." *presses button*

Scene 20

Underground Lair

Skipper: "Um...It's not working..."

Blowhole: "You think I don't know that!" *presses button frantically*

"I think your little contraption will be a little hard to operate without these!"

Blowhole: "Hey! Grab him! Get those wires!"

Skipper: *jumps out of chair & heads toward Kowalski & Rico to untie them* Thank te for that long flashback Blowhole! Gave me just enough time to get the ropes around my flippers untied...

Minions: *tries to stop them, but Skipper & Private take them out*

Skipper: "I was beginning to think te weren't going to follow through with that little plan of yours Private." *unties Kowalski*

Private: *unties Rico* "I promised that I would get te out as soon as I got my mother out, didn't I? Besides, te all trusted me enough to help, I would be fool not to return the favor."

Kowalski: "Was I convincing?"

Private: "Kowalski, that scowl was so believable even I was mad at me! Let's go!"

Skipper: "Rico!"

Rico: *hacks firework at Annihilator, causing it to blow to bits*

*penguins begin to leave, but Dr. Blowhole along with the minions stop them at the entrance*

Blowhole: "And where do te think te pain-gu-ins are going? Hm? Atta-a-a-a-ck!"

*minions charge at the penguins*

Rico: "HAHA! HEALSUNY!" (Translation: "HAHA! HE TALKS FUNNY!) *begins fighting*

Skipper: "We can take 'em men!"

*penguins fight minions*

Private: "Skipper! Look out!" *knocks Skipper out of the way of an incoming piece of concrete falling from the ceiling, which causes it to fall on his head...knocking him out*

Skipper: "We've got to get him out of here!"

Blowhole: "I don't think so!" *presses button, opening a door that allows più minions to come in*

Skipper: *grabs Private & charges for the door, Kowalski & Rico following*

Blowhole: "Attack! Do not let them leave this lair!"

Rico: *hacks up another firework, causing debris to fall on a group of minions*

*penguins make it outside, Private still unconscious*

Kowalski: *examines him* "Well, he's breathing. That's good."

Skipper: "Do te know how long it'll be until--"

Blowhole: *--bursts out of underground lair stark raving mad* "I am not going to let te pain-gu-ins get away!"

Skipper: * nonchalantly* "Rico."

Rico: *hacks up small firework causing a whole to form in the ice*

Blowhole: *tries to slow down but fails & falls into the hole* "NOOOOO! te have not seen the last of Dr. Blowhole! I will have my revenge! Do te pain-gu-ins here me!? I will get te for this!" *continues talking, but the penguins are waddling away*

Skipper: "Well we can put him at the superiore, in alto of my lista of arch enemies."

Private: *wakes up slowly* "Oooooh, my head."

Skipper: "Can te hear me soldier? How many fingers?"

Private: "Um...Is this a trick question?"

Kowalski: "Can te stand?"

Private: "Yeah...Sure..." *stands up slowly* "Did we...win?"

Skipper: "Yep. That plan to make Dr. Blowhole think te captured us was genius."

Scene 21

Antarctica

Kowalski: "Private...How do te feel?"

Private: "I...I don't know...I feel...weird..."

Kowalski: "Weird how?"

Private: "I...I don't really remember much of what went on in there..."

Kowalski: "What do te remember?"

Private: "Um...I remember bits & pieces..."

Kowalski: "What do te mean?"

Private: "There are a lot of things a bit fuzzy..."

Skipper: "Well, I'm sure it'll come back to you." *slaps on back*

Private: Hmmm, I'm sure there was something about my uncle...oh well, I'd remember if it were that important...

Skipper: "You know? We make a good team."

Kowalski: "Agreed. We handled that situation pretty well for a few penguins."

Rico: "YEAH!"

Skipper: "So where's your mom now?"

Private: "She's in a safer place. No one will ever find her there."

Kowalski: "So you're not going back?"

Private: "No. I'd only endanger the flock."

Skipper: "That's a Ribelle - The Brave move. te know, te could come with us."

Private: "You really mean it?"

Skipper: "Affirmative, young Private. So, how are we gonna get to that zoo?"

Rico: *points* "Uh, owoutat?" (Translation: "Uh, how about that?")

*others look to see a vehicle that humans are getting in to*

Skipper: "Roll out."

*penguins go & get on the back of the truck*

Private: "So, do te think the zoo will be nice?"

Skipper: "Well, that's a chance we're gonna have to take."

Antarctic Dock

Human 1: "Hey! Those penguins are back in the truck!"

Ship's Captain: "What do te want me to do about it?"

Human 2: "We were gonna take them to the Central Park Zoo. They've been looking for some penguins."

Human 1: "Zoo?! This pinguino here is going to make me some money! He's got objects in his stomach!"

Human 2: "Dude! I told you! te had to imagine that! There's no way that cute & cuddly pinguino could do anything like that!"

Human 1: "No! I saw it! It--"

Captain: "I agree with him. Now just sposta out the way & I'll get a shipping crate."

Human 2: "Just let it go, man."

Human 1: "But--"

Human 2: "Let it go!"

Human 1: "Fine."

Captain: *comes back with gabbia, cassa & puts the penguins inside* "All aboard!"

*the penguins are then put on the barca to be taken to the Central Park Zoo*

Scene 22


The Central Park Zoo: New York City

*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded da humans*

Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"

Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"

Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."

Skipper: "Um...ah...."

Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"

Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"

Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"

Skipper: "Will te be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"

Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to think here!"

Human 5: "Look at the cute little penguins!"

Kowalski: "I'M NOT CUTE!"

Skipper: *looks around* "There's no way that cute & cuddly pinguino could do anything like that!" "I can't believe we fell for that cute & cuddly act Private put on." "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!" "They're so cuddly!" "Look at the cute little penguins!" I have an idea... "OK, so those humans want cute & cuddly...We'll give them cute & cuddly."

Kowalski: "But I don't wanna be cute!"

Rico: "CUTE!"

Skipper: "Exactamundo, Rico!"

Private: "I don't think I know how to act cute & cuddly, Skipper."

Skipper: "Just smile & wave, boys. Smile & wave."

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Hello wonderfuly random PoM fan i have some good news about A new start-I have come up for a name of the person who is Scrivere the story, i cant reveal her name but she is one of my OC's along wiv my other OC's:Lily, Twitter and Seattle (Seattle is on fanfic in one of my stories).
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A new start chapter 6


I didnt know why he did this but Skipper decided to make up a squad, one da one we joined ~ i joined first! and became secondo in charge ~, Skipper detto we had to do some training, we started doing some basic moves simple stuff, i was quite good...
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CHAPTER 3: Snowcones

A family of ginger squirrels was gazing in shock at a group of penguins, sitting in the middle of the sandbox. They were leaning against something which looked like a plastic box, wriggling, bantering with each other, bursts of loud laughter echoing all over the park. There were lots of empty Cioccolato bags wallowing around them.
"Private, how come Skipper didn't notice te sneaking out with a pack of Maggie Smaggie Cioccolato bars?" asked Kowalski.
"Well, it was just a decoy, Kowalski" explained Private, giggling nervously. "I used to keep those Cioccolato bars in a Diet Cookies...
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posted by ThatDamnLlama
The moonlight casted shawdows throughout the zoo. Puddles lay still on the concrete, almost wanting to be stepped in. The cool air swept over the exhibits.

The faint sound of footsteps grew louder and louder, and then he was revealed in the light.

Skipper waddled past Marlene's exhibit and towards the gift shop. The door automatically opened for him, and he wondered inside, as if he knew he had to come here.

The door slammed shut behind Skipper, trapping him in the darkness.

He spoke loudly and clearly towards the opposite side of the room.

"Show yourself."

Silence.

Skipper spoke again with equal...
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posted by KowalskiGirl345
( they all went in letto that night, with Private at home, but the successivo morning he was missing again!)

S: Kowalski, Kowalski get up!
K: Leave me alone, im trying to sleep!
S: Kowalski, its 12:00 in the afternoon!
K: So?!!
S: Firt of all, its past the time when te normaly get up, and secound Private is missing again!
K: WHAT?!..OW! ( kowalski hitted his head on superiore, in alto of his bunck were he sleeps)
S: Hes missing again! Cant te hear me?!
K: Duh! I can hear you, but how can he be missing again?!
S: How im soppost to know?!
K: I dont know, I was thinking te would!
R: HUSH!!!
S: Ok, ok! We will, and why te have...
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It was a nice day, and Kat was running outside of the Zoo, when she felt a sharp pain in her leg. She didn't know what it was, so she kept running. She fell. Suddenly, she was at the animal hospital in a cage. She overheard a doctor saying something, "This one here only has 3 days to live, but we're letting her go so she can see her Friends obe last time." Kat was- dying!?

She was back at home. Private noticed something strange about her. "Kat? What's wrong?" He asked. "This might sound crazy, but... I'M DYING IN THREE DAYS!" she answered. Everyone stopped what they were doing- shocked. Why Kat?
“Okay, so now you’d have to sposta this little guy over here. te see?” Marlene smiled as she repositioned one of the pieces on the chess board.

Rico, who sat on the opposite side of the board that rested on a small boulder, rubbed his head in confusion. He wasn’t quite getting the hang of this new game. He had witnessed Kowalski and Skipper playing it many times before, but never did he make an attempt to participate.

“Okay, so it’s my turn, and…I think I’ll move…” she paused as her hand hovered over the board, searching for the perfect piece to use, “…this one!” Marlene...
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"Are we there yet?" asked Leroy for the hundredth time.

It had been a while since they set off from the harbor. The penguins groaned. Private looked over at Leroy, his eyes pleading. "Can te pleeease find something else to do?"

Leroy shook his head, grinning. "Nope. It's fun to annoy te guys –especially Skipper."

Skipper looked ready to blow a fuse. Kowalski ha rubato, stola a look at his leader before widening his eyes. "Um, Leroy, it would be the best interest for your health if te stopped."

"Why?" Leroy caught Kowalski's eye. "Oh."

Kowalski checked their fuel gauge. "We need to make a pit stop soon....
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As I dodged a frantic grab from X, I glanced at the other penguins. We had certainly come far from our starting point. There was no doubt that we would beat X and get out of here. I launched a kick at X, but was batted away. He really was as good as they had detto he was. As I flipped to break my fall, I skidded around. "Any ideas?"

They all shook their heads. I turned to Skipper. "You detto that we needed some prayers, right?"

"It was a figure of speech!"

"It's the only thing we have!"

"Oh don't worry; I'm sure we've all detto più than enough prayers to last us for a lifetime."

"So the only things...
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Here's the link for chapter 1: link
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Two years later…

Skipper opened his eyes. It was early in the morning and his teammates were still asleep. He sat on the edge of his bunk and looked at the clock. 5 am. He quietly got out of his bunk and decided not to wake the others up yet. He took his coffee mug and climbed up a ladder. The new giorno greeted him with bright sunbeams of the rising sun, fresh morning breeze and sough of a pond in Central Park.

Seemed to be a successivo normal day… but it wasn’t so ordinary.

It was giorno of the Fallen. The giorno created da military...
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Note: This installment is Rated T for intensity and one mild curse word.

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“Skipper, te think we should start heading home?” Private asked. “Those clouds look awfully nasty,” he observed looking up at the sky.

Skipper glanced out the window. Massive dark clouds rolled across the sky as thunder sounded in the distance. “I agree. Let’s leave a tip and go.”

The two grabbed the bag of snacks to take back to HQ, where the team planned on watching a game. After leaving a twenty da the register, they went out to the car, tossed the goods in the backseat and...
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