I Pinguini di Madagascar Article: Stupid Crazy Amore anteprima

posted by peacebaby7

2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda detto happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He detto in his Danish accent. "Then da the powers invested in me...I now pronounce te man and wife. te may baciare your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their Friends stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it was covered in blood. "Amanda! We must go!" Amanda came in the room. "Oh my God! Hans what happened!? te weren't supposed to be back from Denmark till tomorrow! Why are te covered in blood!?"

8 Years Later...

Elizabeth Shields was walking down the streets of New York with her 8 anno old son Alan. Even after all these years she still kept a sharp eye out. She couldn't risk him finding her and her son. But despite her efforts over the years to protect her son, that was about to come to an end.

July 2012

Elizabeth had a tight grip on her son's arm as she raced through the busy streets of New York. The furgone, van was gaining on them. She just couldn't go fast enough. The furgone, van caught up to them and grabbed them both.

12 Days Later...

Elizabeth had to tell Kowalski the truth. She made her way to the apartment successivo door, and knocked. "Kowalski! It's me! Open up!" The door opened, the lights were off inside. Kowalski, at the door, grabbed her arm and pulled her in. In secondi Elizabeth was tied to a chair. Kowalski went up to her, choking back tears. "How could you!? Everything we had was just a big joke to te then!?" Liz looked up in her defense. "No! Kowalski te don't understand! That's what I came here for! I was going to tell te the truth!" Kowalski looked her in the eyes. "Truth? te don't know the meaning of the word."

Stupid Crazy Love

Coming Soon

peacebaby7 The article itself will be published in the Humanized Penguins of Madagascar spot after the completion of my Doomsday article. http://www.fanpop.com/spots/humanized-penguins-of-madagascar

CuteCuddly Interesting. About to check it out!

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Penguins of Madagascar Personality Test

posted by candlefairy_13

Penguins of Madagascar Personality Test

"Everyone has their own pinguino personality!"

It's not original, but I guess it will have to do. Check the underline before each item/characteristic if te possess it..

Note: If this means somewhat offending to anyone, just tell me and I'l take it down.

Thank you.

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You are a Skipper if:
__ te are a born leader.
__ te are terrified of needles.
__ te crave for order and authority.
__ Your La la land is an army battlefield.
__ Your clothing color of choice is khaki/brown.
__ te are the first born child.
__ te always have a cup of coffee...

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It. Chapter 9: baciare me fat boy!!

posted by 67Dodge

"Alright men, gather around, we will send someone in this group out to do our monthly rolecheck, we will start with Rico to do the animali A-L, while I go from M-Z, everyone understand? Kowalski and Private, guard the HQ," detto Skipper. "Aye aye Skippah!!" cheered Private. Both Kowalski and Private then saluted as Skipper and Rico headed off to do their monthly rolecheck on the zoo. Rico then proceeded to go to the habitats with animali whose names started with the letter 'A', while Skipper went to the exhibits with animali whose names started with 'M', obviously, Marlene was first on his list,...

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The Devil's Ringtone Chapter 2 (Witnesses)

posted by hanz1192

Staring blankly at the phone, Skipper slapped me back into reality, "Private, Private, snap out of it, are te alright?" he asked, concerned for his youngest soldier. "Oh sorry Skipper, I just fell into a trance, it's because there's a file here that I don't remember seeing before" I replied. But before Skipper told me to play the ring tone, he called for Kowalski and Rico who were eager to hear it too. "Hey Kowalski, Rico come over here for a second, I want te guys to listen to this. Alright Private, cue the ring tone" detto Skipper, pointing his flipper to my phone.

I pressed the play button...

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The Devil's Ringtone Chapter 1 (Evil Phone)

posted by hanz1192

Private's Narration

One of the features of cellphones nowadays is customizable ring tones, at least that's what I heard from Kowalski when I asked him a few days ago. A person can now input his own choice of sound that will play whenever there is a phone call.

This is where my scary story begins. One night me and the other penguins were inside the HQ preparing to go to bed. I had with me phone that I found earlier this morning that was lying around the bench. Apparently someone who was in a hurry must have hastily left the phone. I immediately picked it up claiming it's now in my possession....

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Genie meanie minee moe

posted by Colonelpenguin

The penguins where at my house that evening talking about their last mission they where on well skipper was holding the mission files. But, something happened the lights when out there was a scream of terror and when they came back on the files where gone.
But i detto "I have a crystal ball te can use but i must..."
"Yeah yeah yeah what ever just give us the ball!" Skipper said."Fine," so I showed them where it was and this is what happened.
There was a Genie inside that ball that hated everybody even me it will play tricks on te and it will be mean about it.
The boys where rubbing it and words...

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The pinguino zone intro

posted by 67Dodge

I am Scrivere a pom and Twilight Zone crossover with 6 episodes, I'll make 3 più if it becomes popular. There will be death, smoking (the mostra is KNOWN 4 smoking), and randomness.
Rod Serling: I welcome te to-
Me: sposta IT ROD! I'M HOSTING HERE NOT YOU!
Rod: I always host this show.
Me: TO BAD THIS IS UNDER MY COMMAND NOW!!!
*duck tapes Rod to the chair and throws him in the closet*
Me: As I was saying...Episode 1 is under way, so wait tommorow for it, Thank te for waiting

te unlock this door with the key to imagination, a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind, as te travel along the sweep of imagination, and of things and ideas, you've crossed over into. The Twilight Zone.

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Carol of the Natale Night

posted by Rini_Kowalski

My first fanfiction! Enjoy!
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It was Natale eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years fa when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, te must understand, this pinguino HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are...

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superiore, in alto secret plan to destroy Spongebob: Hush!

posted by krazy4kowalski

OK, as te might know, Spongebob beat POM in the KCA. Well, I say we challenge those jerks over at the Spongebob fansite! To a fanfiction contest!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site o theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an articolo to be postato on their own site about how great the other mostra is.
If te like the plan, commento and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if te don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!

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The Clipboard Theory

posted by littlebirdy05

*raises hands defensively* I know, I know, this is already up on Kowalski's fan page, but honestly this place is più active, so...

Alrighty, this contains my theory on how the heck it is, Kowalski always whips out his clipboard from nowhere, but in truth, It’s più of a ridiculously long one-shot on Kowalski’s past.

Skipper waddled over to the coffee maker, pouring himself a cup. He turned, opening the fridge. "Hm, where did I put that...?" He mumbled to no one in particular. It was only five a.m. and the others were still sleeping. He always got up before they did. "Eh, there it is..."...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Fifteen

posted by Cornflak

Afternoon, and there was a knock on the door…

Kowalski, who was sitting against a bacheca of the HQ, looked up from his book that he was Leggere and stared at the door. Private rolled over from within his bunk and glanced at the door, as well. Skipper groaned and made his way towards the fonte of the sound. He seemed to be doing most of the work, lately. The others only seemed to be interested in quarrels and drama. The leader longed to go on another successful mission with his teammates; like they used to. Otherwise, life at the zoo was beginning to lose its meaning. But something kept him...

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Skipper's Military Days-Episode 1:The New Private (part two)

posted by 123cosmo4

Chapter 3-Military Suicide

    “Oh…wow.”
    Skipper followed the team for miles and never exactly knew where they were going to. What was their base? Was it a snowdrift o something? It was quite the opposite though. It was a HUGE ship. That must explain how the penguins got there. It was bigger than a balena and was incredible. He made sure they all disappeared inside before coming in closer. He walked right up to the entrance and stared up at it.
    The Well Deserved. The ship couldn’t have a better name. HE had to get inside...

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Skipper's Military Days-Episode 1: The New Private

posted by 123cosmo4

Skipper's nerdy best friend

Chapter One-The Foreigns
    “Oh, cool!” a very young pinguino squealed. “Look at them!”
    “Shut up,” the other one hissed. “They might see us.”
    Skipper yanked down the head of his friend who was peering over the snow drift they were spying behind. They just discovered something incredible. Skipper and Martin were just playing toboga, slittino down a snowdrift away from their pinguino flock when they discovered some very strange penguins. They were not like any others the two had ever seen. There were eight of them and they...

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation taco Part 3

posted by 18wanda

The sinks have been successfully clogged with whatever paper the penguins could salvage from Kowalski's idea clipboard, and the toilets were most certainly clogged with toilet paper. The taco couldn't climb in the sewer now. And as for the door, it was successfully barricaded with bodies for all the penguins minus Rico were piled in front of the door, holding back the pressure put upon it da the great taco terror.
Skipper: Hang on, prairie dogs!
Private(whining): We should have gone to IHop!
Kowalski: What are we going to do? We are trapped in a bathroom and to make it even worse there is a mutant...

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PoM Pics

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i`m watching te !!

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Musica sheet of Penguins of Madagascar

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The Definition of a Fanguin

posted by thecrazygeinus

Fanguin: n. (fan·gu·en) A fan of The

Penguins of Madagascar, usually to the point

of being noticable da others. Fanguins can be

identified da penguins themed attire, DVDs,

Videogames, tatoos, plushies, etc. and rattling

off Citazioni from the Televisione mostra at various

times thoroughout the day. Also identifiable da a

Amore of Fanpop, a fansite. Some fanguins are

highly dangerous, crazy, and unpredictable, while

others are mild-mannered citizens with a hidden

obsession.

There are various classifications for fanguins, such as:
•Kowalski’s Fangirls

•Skipper’s Crew

•Private’s Adorers

•Rico’s Renegades

•Marlene’s Mammals

•Dr. Blowhole’s Minions

•*Skilene’s fan and Foes

•And various OCs and fan pairings subcategories

*:See seperate entry

How would te react if te were eaten da savio?

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New Dave Celebrity Pun: Hillary Clinton

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Private's gone again.

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