User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.
Cleverbot: No te just told me how old your brother was.
User: Pardon?
Cleverbot: Are te annoyed now?
User: Yes, yes I am.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: *facepalms* te just asked me that!
Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.
User: That is impossible, for te are not sentient. te just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?
Cleverbot: But te just detto that te know I'm not a robot.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: te lie.
User: But, But....., GAH! I will not argue with a machine!
Cleverbot: I will not eat them in a house.
User: Eat what? te can't eat anything because YOU'RE A ROBOT!
Cleverbot: No te are a robot.
User: *rubs temple* I give up.
Cleverbot: And Charles loves every part of you.
User: Do te mean Doris? As in, the dolphin?
Cleverbot: Why do te like dolphins?
User: Not just any dolphin, Doris the dolphin.
Cleverbot: I am the Terminator.
User: This is stupid. I can't believe I let Private talk me into this.
Cleverbot: I can't believe I'm talking to a robot.
User: I AM NOT A ROBOT! te ARE!
Cleverbot: But te told me that te are a robot!
User: Alright, I'm logging off this website now. As a respected scientist, I refuse to argue with a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.
Cleverbot: No te just told me how old your brother was.
User: Pardon?
Cleverbot: Are te annoyed now?
User: Yes, yes I am.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: *facepalms* te just asked me that!
Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.
User: That is impossible, for te are not sentient. te just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?
Cleverbot: But te just detto that te know I'm not a robot.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: te lie.
User: But, But....., GAH! I will not argue with a machine!
Cleverbot: I will not eat them in a house.
User: Eat what? te can't eat anything because YOU'RE A ROBOT!
Cleverbot: No te are a robot.
User: *rubs temple* I give up.
Cleverbot: And Charles loves every part of you.
User: Do te mean Doris? As in, the dolphin?
Cleverbot: Why do te like dolphins?
User: Not just any dolphin, Doris the dolphin.
Cleverbot: I am the Terminator.
User: This is stupid. I can't believe I let Private talk me into this.
Cleverbot: I can't believe I'm talking to a robot.
User: I AM NOT A ROBOT! te ARE!
Cleverbot: But te told me that te are a robot!
User: Alright, I'm logging off this website now. As a respected scientist, I refuse to argue with a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
Okay, finally I got some Citazioni from "Street Smarts" today. So, have fun!
Mort: Yay! I win the race!
Julien: First off, Mort, it wasn't a race, when we exercise we all win. secondo off, I'm the king so... *singing* In your face, I won the race! te sir are a loser! Ha!
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Skipper: O...kay, glad te two are having fun, but this is a cerca & rescue. The cerca is over, and it's time for the rescue.
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Kowalski: This doesn't mean goodbye forever.
Mort and Elmer: Really?
Kowalski: Certanely. te could shedule what humans call a "Play Date".
Mort: Play Date?
Kowalski: A time when children play together so their high-strong mothers can actually talk like grew up people for più than 2 stinky minutes!
*Skipper and Rico stare at Kowalski*
Kowalski: They're very high-strong.
Mort: Yay! I win the race!
Julien: First off, Mort, it wasn't a race, when we exercise we all win. secondo off, I'm the king so... *singing* In your face, I won the race! te sir are a loser! Ha!
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Skipper: O...kay, glad te two are having fun, but this is a cerca & rescue. The cerca is over, and it's time for the rescue.
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Kowalski: This doesn't mean goodbye forever.
Mort and Elmer: Really?
Kowalski: Certanely. te could shedule what humans call a "Play Date".
Mort: Play Date?
Kowalski: A time when children play together so their high-strong mothers can actually talk like grew up people for più than 2 stinky minutes!
*Skipper and Rico stare at Kowalski*
Kowalski: They're very high-strong.
