I Pinguini di Madagascar Article: pinguino Bloopers: Romantic chitarra <3 (from Littlefoot)

4

pinguino Bloopers: Romantic chitarra <3 (from Littlefoot)

posted by peacebaby7

da request of link. Hope te enjoy it. :)
________________________________

Romantic Guitar: Take 1

Skipper: Somewhere inside that abomination burns some ember of our Marlene. And I know just how to reach it. Rico! chitarra me! Por favor!

Rico: *hacks up guitar*

Skipper: (not realizing that its an electric guitar) *plucks string* *LOUD chitarra SOUND*

Private/Kowalski/Skipper: Aaah! My ears!!!!

Rico: AHHH YEAH!

Director: Rico! Spanish guitar! Not electric!

Kowalski: What about Danish metrics?

Private: No! I think he detto Famous sitar tactics!

Kowalski: Oh yeah Private! That makes sense!

Skipper: What are we talking about?!

Private: What stalker trout?!

Skipper: No! WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?!?

Director: ENOUGH ALREADY!

Romantic Guitar: Take 2

Skipper: Somewhere inside that abomination burns some ember of our Marlene. And I know just how to reach it. Rico! chitarra me! Por favor!

Rico: *hacks up guitar*

Skipper: *plays Spanish guitar*

Marlene: *sways*

Kowalski: It's working!

Private: When did te learn to play like that?

Skipper: 8 years of hiding in the jungles of Me-hi-co! te pick up a few things!

...

Director: Ugh! X! That's your cue!

X: *drives up in van*

Director: You're too late!

X: *gets out of car* T_T Why do te think?

Director: *holds back laugh* Well....um...X...it's....not that bad.....

X: *looks at Rico* I know it was te who dyed my uniform pink! Admit it!

Rico: *burst out laughing*

Skipper: Stand..*snicker*...Stand down Rico...It's not that AHAHAHHAAA!!! I'm sorryhehehehehe!!!!

X: >:(

Romantic Guitar: Take 3

Private: When did te learn to play like that?

Skipper: 8 years of hiding in the jungles of Me-hi-co! te pick up a few things!

X: *drives up in van*

Skipper: *stops playing*

Penguins: *hide*

Marlene: *snarls at light from headlights*

*grenade falls in front of her*

Marlene: *growls at grenade*

[Grenade]: *smoke screen*

X: Ha! Gotch....Hey! Where'd she go?

Kowalski: *points* Um......

Marlene: Come on! Please!?

Skipper: Marlene I'm working right now. I'll play più later.

Director: Guys! We're supposed to be doing the scene!

Marlene: OK...then how about we change the scene to where he plays more!

Skipper: *smug look*

Director: *facepalm*

CommanderOreo, mostar1219 and 2 others like this

Private1sCut3 LOL! XD Great job. That's really funny. I really like the electric guitar part. XD Thanks for making this. =D

peacebaby7 ^No problem! I'm glad you enjoyed it! Sorry it took so long though.

Private1sCut3 ^It's ok! =) You actually didn't take that long. =)

peacebaby7 ^ Thanks :D

ricoiswsome Trying . . . Not. . . To. . . Lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol !

peacebaby7 ^XD Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it! :D

27Kowalski Ahahah! Hilarious. Absolutely love it! LOL! XD

CuteCuddly XD

CuteCuddly ^ 'Nuff said.

peacebaby7 Thanks guys XD

hotsnowsels This is really funny! XD

peacebaby7 Thanks! Yeah I know the third part wasn't as funny but I couldn't come up with much. I'll add more if I think of somethin. :)

Diary of Marlene

posted by beastialmoon

Skipper sighed. Another mission, another day. This time, Marlene needed help getting popcorn. He sipped his coffee. If only she knew, knew how much he cared. But it could never be. She didn’t feel the same way. At least, as far as he could tell.
Speak of the devil. Marlene burst in the door.
“Guys! Guys!” she shouted, running around with her arms flailing about.
“Guys, my diary – it’s gone!” Private gasped in horror. “Maybe te misplaced it somewhere.”
“Don’t worry Marlene; we’ll help te find it.” Skipper smiled. He glanced at his boys. Already they were set off into...

2

There is a Reason: Chapter 4

posted by krazy4kowalski

The Final Battle

Ok, so this is pretty much the climax of the story. I realize that the chapters have been getting shorter and shorter, but this is the longest one since the first. Anyway, this chapter gets a little violent so if te don’t like your preferito characters getting hurt, send me a message, and I’ll tell te what happened. da the way, I think one of the Narnia libri has the same titolo as this chapter so if te happen to be the author….. PLEASE DON’T SUE! All right, back to the story.

Skipper surfaced, greedily gulping air. The stink made him retch, but he was too worried...

1

There is a Reason: Chapter Two

posted by krazy4kowalski

A Journey and a Job

Okay, well, here’s the secondo chapter! Sorry about that ridiculously long intro on the precedente chapter. This one is shorter. In fact it should be over right about… NOW!

“Skippa?” Private detto through his beak, “Just how long do we have to stay like this?”
The team was seated in a large pile of beanie bambini at the LaGuardia souvenir stand.
“Just until our plane comes in, young Private,” the leader answered.
“Well, who’s idea was it to mostra up three hours early?” Johnson complained, “I can’t feel my…uh, never mind,” he said, seeing Private staring...

The Danes in Denmark

posted by skipper321

Not alot of people know what happend in Denmark with Skipper. So, heres my idea.

Skipper jumped off the plane silently as it headed over Denmark. He was on a mission for the pinguino strike force. They located Blowhole in Denmark and they sent their best spy to go and spy on him.

Skipper landed and headed to a secret HQ to get più information. Unlike the US, they had puffins. There organazation was called The Danes.

Skipper entered the Danes HQ and went to the comando,Hans. Hans told skipper where Blowhole was and he headed for it. Halfway there,he saw a strange man in colorful clothing and long...

1

VOTE FOR ME! I Amore KOWALSKI MORE!!!

posted by Penguin11

VOTE FOR ME!

1.) I Amore Kowalski waaaaaaaaaaaaay more!
2.) Kowalski isn't gay!
3.) I want to be with him more!
4.) Our relationship would be waaay più sweet than Kico!
5.) I loved him WAAAAAY longer than before kico was thought of!
6.) Rico is violent. I Amore science. Who has più in common with Kowalski? Me!
7.) I make all 100's in science, Amore it, and I Amore candy!
8.) I'm making a lista about how much I Amore him!
9.) I'll cry if te don't!
10.)Rico has a doll girlfriend! He can't be with kowalski!
11.) If te vote Kico, te will be hated da me AND homophobes!
12.) I has anger issues. If u don't, I...

1

Amore Comes Tumbling Down. Chap 1

posted by EmoCupCake

Kowalski and Rico have just started a new relationship. But when they are captured da Officer X, a big turn of events puts their relationship at risk. Can they work together and get home? And exactly what are Skipper and Private doing to find them? Kico
__________________________________________________
"Rico, dynamite!"

Skippers urgent, demanding voice rang through the sewer. Rico hacked up the glowing red stick and threw it into one of the pipes. KABOOM! A blast of water shot out of the pipe, along with twenty o so of the ratto King's servants.

"So rodents, how is your plan going to block the...

1

Nightmare in central park (part 3)!

posted by kowalskicrazy

da the way fanpoppers who read this. I am going to change the way my characters speak. It will now b in quotation marks k so I hope u enjoy part 3!!!!
__________________________________________________Kowalski slowly stooped to his feet ready to open the hatch. Skipper was shaking violently, Private was shaking just as much as Skipper. Private was upset that he practically arranged all their deaths; he took the hardest blow from this. He was the guilty one who messed up Kowalski's invention the one who made who would make his Friends die because of it. Private couldn't take it anymore his legs...

4

Gitchi Gitchi goo!

posted by Icicle1penguin

Private was walking outside. Suddenly he heard music. It came from the HQ.

He went down the fishbowl enterance. What he saw was funny and somewhat disturbing. There were lights, the room was pink, and with colorful balloons, paper streamers, and hearts.

Rico was a D.J. and Everyone else holds a microphone. (including King Julien. Mort and Maurice were dancing)

Rico tossed Private a microphone and he sang along.

Julien: Ladies and Gentalmen-ies, my servants!
Skipper: I'm Skipper, this is my crew, and we're gonna sing a song.

Skipper: Bow Chica Bow Wow!
Marlene: That's what my baby says
Kowalski: Mow...

7

Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 4)

posted by knocktimerico

Amore Me Do

Kowalski stuck his head out of the fishbowl entrance, a large grin spread across his face.

“Well Skipper, what do need to talk to me about?” He questioned almost teasingly knowing why he had been summoned.

“Ok Kowalski, here’s the thing, te see that lontra over there,” Skipper’s flipper motioned towards Marlene’s habitat, “that lontra is the epitome of everything I stand against, she is the black to my white, the up to my down, the zig to my zag, the…”

“I get the point Skipper just finish what te were going to say I have a lot of work to do” Kowalski interrupted....

1

Skipper's Replacement Part 2

posted by 18wanda

Skipper's Replacement
Chapter 2: Bring it on!
    "So how long should this race be?" Private asked as the three penguins stood on their iceblock oevrlooking the zoo.
    Kowalski looked around and thought about the perimeter measurements and the average speed a pinguino could run along with the measurement of exactly 400 yards to place the finish line. "I have a theory. I think it would be best to have the race start in Marlene's habitat and go through the zooveneir negozio and end back here at the base. Do te agree?"
    Private and Rico...

5

Dat Stare.....

added by Metallica1147

Source: I took the picture

4

Do u wan't some balloon ?

added by skipperahmad

4

Poor Private.

added by peacebaby7

Source: Me and picmonkey.com

5

Super Science High Five

added by stlouisfan

Source: I know why the caged bird goes insane

Dazzling Commander

posted by Black-Raine

(Inspired da the episode: Amore Takes Flightless. Definition of putting a calzino on an outside door handle: doing this means 'do not disturb' because sexual matters are active inside the room.)

Skipper paced to and fro inside the HQ, gazing intensely at the concrete plain gray flooring. Now that he thought about it, the color pallet of their home was rather dark, boring, and cold. Although that didn't matter at the moment, his Demolition Specialist Sergeant Quartermaster was currently out of commission, due to some, misfortunes...

It had been over a week fa Rico had Lost his dazzling doll, the...

Off the Shelf: Chapter 1 of 2

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Off the Shelf
A Penguins of Madagascar fanfic
Chapter 1: "Operation: No più Foolish Risks"

It was a typical morning at the Central Park Zoo. The birds in the air were singing; their flightless cousins below were smiling and waving. Julien was kicking Mort off his feet; Alice had her feet on her desk. Mason and Phil were playing chess. Leonard was asleep. Marlene was out of her habitat and running toward the Zoovenir shop.

"Well, that's unusual," Private detto as he saw Marlene anatra behind a garbage can. She was about three-quarters of the way between her habitat and the Zoovenir negozio entrance.

"I...

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 19: The Other Man That Doesn't Exist Yet

posted by peacebaby7

“The Other Man That Doesn’t Exist Yet”
December 11, 2014

Skipper stood outside Marlene’s habitat. Earlier that day, the team had snuck into Alice’s office to order some sweet elusive Polish sauerkraut, and Alice had left the sign-up lista for the Breeding Program on her computer. Marlene’s name was on it. From the moment he saw it, his cuore fluttered. He wasn’t quite sure why. It was just the thought of Marlene feeling as if she needed someone. Why that would bother him was another mystery. He took a deep breath and entered.

“Hey, Skipper! What’s up?” Marlene detto as he approached...

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 13: If Only

posted by peacebaby7

“If Only”
July 20, 2014

    “Hey, Marlene. Sorry I’m late,” Skipper said, sitting on the albero branch successivo to Marlene in the park. “I was giving the boys a job to keep them busy and I had to argue with Rico over park surveillance.”

    Marlene waved a dismissive paw. “It’s all right, Skipper, I understand,” she detto half-heartedly without meeting his eye.

    Skipper’s expression filled with concern. “Marlene, what’s wrong?” he asked, trying to look into her eyes.

    Marlene drew in a breath....

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 10: School is in Session

posted by peacebaby7

“School is in Session”
April 26, 2014

    "Come on, please?" Marlene begged.

    "I don't know, Marlene. I mean, when are te ever going to have the need to drive, anyway?" Skipper asked.

    "Well, um, what if I get in some trouble and need a fast getaway?" she suggested.

    "Why would te get in trouble for anything?" Skipper pointed out.

    Marlene shrugged. "I don't know. Probably for something Julien did," she answered nonchalantly. "Please teach me how to drive?" she begged again while...

1

Operation: Challenge— Prompt 26: Family 12.17.15

posted by peacebaby7

Family 12.17.15

Note: The following short takes place shortly after the four-minute prelude in the Penguins of Madagascar Movie.

— § —

Skipper groaned. "I think I'm dying . . . How long have we been floating on this death block, Kowalski?"

Kowalski looked at the position of the sun. "About six minutes."

"Really?" Skipper complained. "It feels like it's been forever!"

The newest, youngest member of the threesome carefully approached Skipper, touching the tips of his flippers together.

"Skipper?" he called softly.

Skipper sat up and looked at him. "What's up?"

The hatchling shifted timidly.

Skipper...