it was a peacefull giorno at the zoo, o at least it was unless te were inside the penguins base.
"skipper i apreciate the thought but it is'nt...." kowalski was muttering, "NO SOLDIER" yelled skipper, "my scientist deserves one data where nothing goes wrong", kowalski and marlene had been dating for a week now, and a mixture of attacks orderd da a jeleous julien and nasty rumors had ruined all of their dates, "well i suppose letting te plan one data wont hurt.." the words were barley out of kowalskis mouth when his team hit him with a barrage of domande "where do te want the date?.." "how does marlene feel about pesce soup?...." "blargh bluh bluh bag?....", "QUIET" kowalski yelled, "to answer your questions, private i want the data on superiore, in alto of the clock tower, skipper, she prefers sushi, and rico, of course i dont need explosives!!".
that night, on superiore, in alto of the clock tower, Kowalski and Marlene were enjoying a delicious plate of privates tuna sushi, when a hundred mini explosions lit up the sky, "wow, fireworks" detto Marlene in amazement, "no, julien, rico installed an anti lemure defense line, obviously it works"said Kowalski secretly thinking it was great how colourful explosions were impressing marlene, when suddenly, the ground exploded, and a metallic claw shot out and dragged marlene into the earth, suddenly followed da a autopilot jetpack that scooped Kowalski away!!!!
"rico, follow me, we'll get Kowalski, private, grab roger and the chameleons and catch marlene!!" skipper detto quickly, before jumping on rico's newly vomited jetpack, and they were off....
Kowalski awoke in a high tech barnyard, and quickly analysed from the scent of the air that he was in Delaware, "by newtons pants, that must mean..." he began, but was cut off da a cold laughter, " yes Kowalski, tis I, THE BLUE HEN, genius supreme, master of logic, and your captor!!!" out of the darkness the foul fowl strutted her stuff, "and now te ARE MY SLAVE, thanks to the brain controller casco 9000, MWHAMWHA HA" she squawked," lady te may be twice as logical as me, and an evil genius, but te can't pull off the laugh" sneered Kowalski, "ah well, on to the brain washing" she cackled before lowering a evil contraption on to his head.......
marlene woke up in a giant pesce bowl, when a delfino on a Segway rolled up to her, " hello Kowalski's lady friend, im dr blowhole, your a hostage, bye" he detto absently before turning "wait, your real?" marlene detto in amazement, "and why me?", blowhole turned anger in his eyes,... well eye, "yes I'm real, and your here to lure the penguins away from each other, half for you, half for kowlaski, so WE CAN DESTROY THEM!!!!!!" "wait, we? who else is their? marlene asked, "just blue hen, hans, and the red squi..., THATS NOT IMPORTANT, so shuddup" he snapped, "oh wait, im not kowalskis lady friend, that's doris the dolphin" detto marlene thinking on her feet " oh I captured her just in case" he said, pointing to the successivo tank over, where a pretty looking delfino began saying "your dating Kowalski? he's a good friend, but that's how I want it to stay, im not looking for a relationship right now" "really? can't blame you, not many decent men out their right now...." blowhole wheeled out, muttering "women..."...........