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What's that racket? What's that clatter?
We're under attack! It's a life o death matter!
I was in a deep sleep arachide, arachidi dream.
I heard what I believe to be a scream!
That wasn't me, that was Bada.
He, yo, I was just STARTLED!

But what is this light?
In the middle of the night?
te have it in your sight, it's behind me right?
What the heck is that?
What the heck-is that?!

Check out that mook, in the starry night sky.
Gimme a sec, to wipe the sleep from me eye.
You're showy and glowy and armed for combat!
What the heck is that?

Hey, wait! Does something seem quite wrong?
Oi, Joey's breaking out in song.
Now that te point it out,
We are croonin' no doubt.
And Bing can't help but sing along, gaboo.
What the heck is that?
What the heck is that?!

I'm gonna guess is 'cause of that creepy thing...
Someway, somehow that thing is making us-SING!!!!______

This monster gets madder and madder,
if te hit a note that is flat.
What the heck...is that?!

Oh, dear....
This is weird.
Hey, I have a beard! :D
My Musica box grew to huge-osity!
It's an up-in-the-air monstrosity!

What did King Julien say?
And why did he say it that way?
I have this tummy-tum urge to obey!
This feels to me creepy and wrong...
To be suddenly....talking in song!

Wait! I think I can explain!
It would be extremely lame!
Do te mind, this is science!
It's a kind of weird alliance.

Yes! Take my experimental power cell,
And the Diaboligizer's evil spell!
Plus Julien's MP3 player,
The combo that makes this musical slayer!

Now everybody sing!
Everybody sing!
Everybody has to sing!
te don't have a choice,
but to modulate your voice!
Because everybody must
Sing! (x7)

The zoo is caught in an energy bubble.
It's a melodious sort of trouble!
Like Broadway but involuntary.
Don't need a rhyming dictionary!
And if you're out of key,
The last thing te will see...
Is this mutant talent judge,
Who evidently holds a grudge!

Now everybody sing!
Everybody sing!
Everybody has to sing!
te don't have a choice,
so raise your pretty voice!
Because everybody must
Sing! (x14)

Now listen to me, pen-GU-in!
I'm all ear-holes dolph-UH-in!
We have to think fast!
Before the sonic blast!

I Amore this abberation,
This unforeseen complication.
Cause for celebration,
I think from where I stand,
There is a strong demand,
To play my role...
To seize control!
This calls for a new plan!

In my most evil dreams,
My parade of nasty schemes,
Swimming fast to extremes,
But I never thought of this...
An unexpected twist,
It simply cannot miss!
I have to take the stand!
The fate is oh so grand!

True in the day!
My power play!

It's up to me to step in!
And tame this super weapon!
Then the pen-gu-ins successivo the zoo!
Then finally New York City too!
It's big and bold the new plan!
And cruel and cold, my new plan!

This ultimate crowning supreme debut
Of my latest, greatest, solidest status
Brand!
New!
Plan!________________

Only I Dr. Blowhole know,
How to tame this beast and so,
Won't te listen, to my, power ballad solo.
My solo!

In the world of mediocre minds,
Where genius's dissed, da ignoramus mankind.
Prepare to be,
Pleasantly, astounded.
Astounded! Oh!

I____ wanna control you!
(Want to control you.)
I. I wanna make te mine.
I_____ wanna control you!
(Want to control you.)
An offer that I hope, te shan't decline.

I've got an ocean of devotion.
And you're the one for me.

A mutant disaster!!
I'll be your master!!
And together we'll be!
In wonderful wicked harmony!
Like a beautiful EVIL____ destiny-y-y!!

Livin' large!
It absolute charge!
Of Metropolitan N. Y. C.______
I've got an ocean of devotion.
And you're the one for me...
You're the one...
For me_________
Ooh_________.

It's the lilt, of an angels' choir.
I sense events taking a turn for the dire.

What the heck is that?
Here's the fact.
We all have to sing.
te didn't see anything.

Okay, monster Musica box.
King J. know how to rocks!
Give me a thump,
So I can wake my rump!
Give me a beat,
Then watch me shake my seat!

Everybody get up, and jump when the beat goes
Thump, thump, thump.
Yeah.
This is how we do it now with the
Thump, thump, thump.

Can te feel the funk?
When I dedicate my tronco to the
(Shake, shake, shake.)

Everybody get up and jump when the beat goes
Thump!
Thump!
Thump!

Mort and Maurice!
Disturbing the peace!
Everybody get up and jump when the beat goes
(Tap, tap, tap.)

This is how we do it now! (x3)
With a thump, thump, thump!

Thump a little lower now,
Thump!
Thump!
Thump!

Thump a little slower now,
Thump...Thump...Thump!!

And now so the Musica monster can hear you,
Thump!
Thump!
Thump!

Sing loud if the Musica monster gets near you!
Thump!
Thump!
Thump!

Bassline, bassline, got to have a bassline!
Thump in time, for the phat basso line!
Gotta put a big bottom below this rhyme!

Thump.
Thump.
Thump.
Thump.
Thump.

That's how te do it, ya'll.

Okay, how come you're not singing?
I think it doesn't affect me because, te know, I'm not real. Not sure, just...y'know...a theory.
No way!___ mostra stuff is your big thing!
It is ironic.
'Cause now I could use some guiding!
No one has to force me to sing. If te need me, I am ready to cut loose!
Oh what's the use?!

I can't hold a tune.
But te can catch a tune-a! A great-a big-a tune-a!
I can't rhyme with moon.
Maybe go with...um...Luna?

You've got a song in your heart!
It's actually my lung!
So__ what if it's not great art?
This hero, prefers to be unsung!
Come on Skipper! te can do it!

Ba-da-da-ba-ba-ba-ba...
Ba-da-da-da-da?
Da-d-da-da-ba-ba-bo-ba!
Scoodly-Doodly!

Skipper that's great!
Yeah!

Bee-be-dop-a-doo-bop,
Bee-bee-dop-a-boop,
Bow!
B'doo-bop-zip-za!
Scuddly wuddly,
Cute and cuddly!
Yeah!
We are the penguins!

I remember everything!
This bird can sing!
Now I've got my marbles back!
And I'm ready to attack!

That's open to debate!
Besides you're much to la-a-a-a-a-ate!

I know my name!
And I've gotcha number!
Overcame when te put me under!
Your voice may be pretty!
Keep your flippers off my city!

Skipper's song is a distraction!
The time has come for action!
A devil dare contraption!
Of course! Power cell extraction!_____

I say no way! This is it! End of the line!
Victory's not his! It's mine!
I have to disagree! This time it's not enough!
te don't have the stuff! It's time to end this noise!
For that I'm counting on my boys!

I'm thinking tango, bravo, foxtrot!
And I will dance the robot!
Whateth are te doing?
It's just a little plan we're brewing!
Bleh! Ah-ah-ah-ee-eh-oowee!
Your arrogance, you'll be,
Ruing...
Ruing!
Ruing!!!________

Smile and wave boys!
Smile and wave.
added by Bluepenguin
Source: The Hidden
added by eugb
Source: Can't Touch This
added by Icicle1penguin
Skipper and the others were getting weaker and weaker da the minute, they knew if they even stopped for one minute, they wouldn't sposta on, it felt like they've been in there for weeks, they were all starving, and thirsty, skipper wanted to ask private why he smelled like pee, but he felt as if private was trying to hide the smell, he didn't want to talk about it.

Rico: ugh! Well never find her body!

Marlene: don't give up! We're so close! She's got to be around here somewhere...

Julien: maybe we should just give up....well never get out of here...

Skipper turned around and grabbed julien

Skipper:...
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'Julien's Musica player'

Private - O jejku jej!

Kowalski - Nie patrz tam!

Rico - Hej, zarościk mam!

King Julien - Pudełko me nagle rozrosło się
i unosi się hen to straszne wiem.

Mort - Król jakoś dziwnie nasz gada,
mam lęk, że to może być wada.

King Julien - Mam wielką chętkę da tak wam
nadawać!

Mort - To jest straszne, brzydkie i złe.

King Julien - Co ja zrobić mam?
Śpiewać się chce!


'I wanna control you'

Blowhole - Tylko ja doskonale wiem
jak ujarzmić bestię tę.
Czy wysłuchasz mego kojącego solo?
Wysłuchaj!
Wokół nas głupków gęsty tłum,
nie każdy ma mózg lub też inaczej...
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Chapter 2: We're Going To Need Fans

"Look what te did! Everybody's turnin' into penguins!" Scouter yelled.

"It wasn't my fault! This contraption failed on me! Somehow it must have turned all of the fan into penguins. o worst, it may be turning the whole world into penguins! Just look at Lady Gaga's Twitter!" Marlene shouted.

Lady Gaga: These feathers totally match my outfit.
Scouter Richie and 8,009,875 people like this.

"Really Scouter??"

"Hey, I couldn't help myself." detto Scouter, trying to defend himself.

"Nevermind. Lets fix the machine and get the rest of the fans." Marlene said.

Meanwhile........
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posted by karenkook
Chapter 3
Meanwhile, back at the lemure habitat
   Julien kept tossing and turning as he slept. He was having a nightmare, but it started out as a great dream. Julien was laughing as he ran through a familiar part of Madagascar. He was having fun exploring and partying with his subjects. All of his subjects cheered as he danced to the beat. He encouraged everyone else to dance with him. Julien watched as the other lemurs started to dance as well, except for one young male ruffed lemure who sat under the darkness of a tree. His body was white. He has patches of black on his tail, paws, hips, face,...
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....This may be out of character. Again, reviews really help. So... yeah. Catherine really lets it go in this one. I'll leave that for te to figure out while te read. Again, if this is out of character, please tell. Yet again, reviews really help :)

The bus had dropped them off a little ways from the Hoboken Zoo. It was a little off from the actual zoo so they had some walking to do. Finally, they had reached their destination.

The group stood outside of the Hoboken Zoo. In the center of the entire zoo, the party was probably going on. If anything, Hans was in there, probably getting drunk...
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Penguins of Madagascar Personality Test

"Everyone has their own pinguino personality!"

It's not original, but I guess it will have to do. Check the underline before each item/characteristic if te possess it..

Note: If this means somewhat offending to anyone, just tell me and I'l take it down.

Thank you.

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You are a Skipper if:
__ te are a born leader.
__ te are terrified of needles.
__ te crave for order and authority.
__ Your La la land is an army battlefield.
__ Your clothing color of choice is khaki/brown.
__ te are the first born child.
__ te always have a cup of coffee...
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Staring blankly at the phone, Skipper slapped me back into reality, "Private, Private, snap out of it, are te alright?" he asked, concerned for his youngest soldier. "Oh sorry Skipper, I just fell into a trance, it's because there's a file here that I don't remember seeing before" I replied. But before Skipper told me to play the ring tone, he called for Kowalski and Rico who were eager to hear it too. "Hey Kowalski, Rico come over here for a second, I want te guys to listen to this. Alright Private, cue the ring tone" detto Skipper, pointing his flipper to my phone.

I pressed the play button...
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Private's Narration

One of the features of cellphones nowadays is customizable ring tones, at least that's what I heard from Kowalski when I asked him a few days ago. A person can now input his own choice of sound that will play whenever there is a phone call.

This is where my scary story begins. One night me and the other penguins were inside the HQ preparing to go to bed. I had with me phone that I found earlier this morning that was lying around the bench. Apparently someone who was in a hurry must have hastily left the phone. I immediately picked it up claiming it's now in my possession....
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posted by Colonelpenguin
The penguins where at my house that evening talking about their last mission they where on well skipper was holding the mission files. But, something happened the lights when out there was a scream of terror and when they came back on the files where gone.
But i detto "I have a crystal ball te can use but i must..."
"Yeah yeah yeah what ever just give us the ball!" Skipper said."Fine," so I showed them where it was and this is what happened.
There was a Genie inside that ball that hated everybody even me it will play tricks on te and it will be mean about it.
The boys where rubbing it and words...
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posted by Rini_Kowalski
My first fanfiction! Enjoy!
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It was Natale eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years fa when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, te must understand, this pinguino HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are...
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posted by littlebirdy05
*raises hands defensively* I know, I know, this is already up on Kowalski's fan page, but honestly this place is più active, so...

Alrighty, this contains my theory on how the heck it is, Kowalski always whips out his clipboard from nowhere, but in truth, It’s più of a ridiculously long one-shot on Kowalski’s past.

Skipper waddled over to the coffee maker, pouring himself a cup. He turned, opening the fridge. "Hm, where did I put that...?" He mumbled to no one in particular. It was only five a.m. and the others were still sleeping. He always got up before they did. "Eh, there it is..."...
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Afternoon, and there was a knock on the door…

Kowalski, who was sitting against a bacheca of the HQ, looked up from his book that he was Leggere and stared at the door. Private rolled over from within his bunk and glanced at the door, as well. Skipper groaned and made his way towards the fonte of the sound. He seemed to be doing most of the work, lately. The others only seemed to be interested in quarrels and drama. The leader longed to go on another successful mission with his teammates; like they used to. Otherwise, life at the zoo was beginning to lose its meaning. But something kept him...
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Chapter 3-Military Suicide

    “Oh…wow.”
    Skipper followed the team for miles and never exactly knew where they were going to. What was their base? Was it a snowdrift o something? It was quite the opposite though. It was a HUGE ship. That must explain how the penguins got there. It was bigger than a balena and was incredible. He made sure they all disappeared inside before coming in closer. He walked right up to the entrance and stared up at it.
    The Well Deserved. The ship couldn’t have a better name. HE had to get inside...
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 Skipper's nerdy best friend
Skipper's nerdy best friend
Chapter One-The Foreigns
    “Oh, cool!” a very young pinguino squealed. “Look at them!”
    “Shut up,” the other one hissed. “They might see us.”
    Skipper yanked down the head of his friend who was peering over the snow drift they were spying behind. They just discovered something incredible. Skipper and Martin were just playing toboga, slittino down a snowdrift away from their pinguino flock when they discovered some very strange penguins. They were not like any others the two had ever seen. There were eight of them and they...
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The sinks have been successfully clogged with whatever paper the penguins could salvage from Kowalski's idea clipboard, and the toilets were most certainly clogged with toilet paper. The taco couldn't climb in the sewer now. And as for the door, it was successfully barricaded with bodies for all the penguins minus Rico were piled in front of the door, holding back the pressure put upon it da the great taco terror.
Skipper: Hang on, prairie dogs!
Private(whining): We should have gone to IHop!
Kowalski: What are we going to do? We are trapped in a bathroom and to make it even worse there is a mutant...
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added by Metallica1147
added by cattoy10