if manfredi and Johnson were still alive I think it would go like this.....
manfredi: ATENTION MEN, TODAY IS THE 4TH ANIVERSARY OF THE giorno SKIPPER AND KOWALSKI MET THEIR FATE IN THAT giorno SPA INCIDENT,
private; I thought it was something to do with a whale?
rico:blaugh blagga blappo flying pirhanas
Johnson: I was told Amore potion #37
benny(new recruit):a talent mostra gone wrong with chinese lanterns?
skippers ghost (DUN grigio, dun DUUUUN):NO it was all manfredis fault, he (manfredi sucks him up with vaccum)
kowalskis ghost: as skipper was saying we were in manila when(manfredi drops sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza on him)
skippers ghost(escaping from vaccum): trust me skipper what could go wrong he said...(vaccum is thrown out of window)
kowalskis ghost (stepping out of safe): and then the elefante foot went off and the manillan border patrol...(is aslo thrown out window)
(manfredi grabs sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza and grenade and throws both out window
BOOOOOM
all stare at manfredi then take a step back....