I Pinguini di Madagascar Article: POM SNL Cold Opening

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posted by mostar1219

Warning:some material might be better for older fanguins.

Setting: 124 conchiglia, conch St.
Time: 10:40pm

Spongebob: another anno another blimp.
Sandy: Yea, we have so many you'd think we were in possession of an air hanger full of blimps.
Spongebob: how about we go up to my room and discuss ways to celebrate?
Squidward: I never thought I'd say this, but sure, why not?
(They all go up to spongebob's room and 3 ninjas come in through the windows, vandalizing the living room and spray painting "Penguins rule" on the walls)
(Sandy comes down and sees what's going on)
Sandy: gosh darn it! Guys, it's them pinguino innamorati again!
Ninja 1: (takes off mask and reveals to be Monique) We prefer the term fanguins.
SpongeBob: This is the 10th time this week. When are te going to stop?
Ninja 2: (takes off mask to reveal to be Peacebaby) When te finally admit well deserved defeat. (about to beat up spongebob with a blimp)
Monique: (holds Peacebaby back) steady, pork broccoli.
Squidward: I'm only saying this because I'm involved, but it's not spongebob's fault that we keep beating those birds.
Ninja 3: (takes off mask and reveals to be brightlamps) Penguins! They are penguins!
Monique: (to PB) look around to find something. (PB looks around)
Sandy: All you're going to find is our victory spread all over the place.
Brightlamps: Don't rub it in. You're going to make me sick.
Monique: Figuratively, yes, but it might be sea sickness actually.
SpongeBob: What makes te think that we shouldn't have won, anyway?
Monique: The Penguins have so much più in one feather than te guys have in New Kelp City and Bikini Bottom! They've got action, education, strength, they aren't the annoying neighbor...
Peacebaby: (getting up from behind the TV) I think I've got something! (holds up a video tape)
SpongeBob: (eyes widen) DON'T PUT ON THE TAPE!!! (the three charge over to PB)
Brightlamps: I got Squidward. (pins Squidward down)
Monique: (pins SpongeBob and Sandy down) Play it, Pencil Breaker!
PeaceBaby: (puts on tape) With pleasure, Mashing Sponges.
On Tape
Vote counter: Hmm, seems "Penguins of Madagascar" has an advantage over "SpongeBob". (sits down at scrivania, reception and feels pleasing sensation on front from under the desk)
SpongeBob: (muffled) Remain focused on the pleasure.
Sandy: (switches the voti and now says that "SpongeBob" wins)
Tape Turns Off
Monique: te sick sponge!
Peacebaby: I knew it! We did deserve to win! (puts tape in pocket)
Squidward: (grunts in pain) If we cry "uncle", will te get off of us?
Brightlamps: Sure.
Sandy: We give up! We say "uncle"! (Monique and Brightlamps get off of the three)
Brightlamps: (into an earpiece) Rico, bring in the submarine, we got what we came for.
Monique: (chuckles) te know, te nautical nuciences, it's very predictable that we fanguins would get the last word and the last laugh.
Squidward: What is the last word, anyway?
Monique: The last word just happens to be...
All three fanguins: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!

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Angie2468 AWESOME!!!!!!! I HATE spongebob. POM will ALWAYS WIN! You know, Spongbob is Nickelodeon's own show and since PoM was second (and still is second) most watched show, if it was aired more it probably would be first and take over Spongebob, but i'm sure Nickelodeon wouldn't want that because Spongebob would go second and that's their own show, so, I think, that's why their canceling it.

peacebaby7 XD Awesome. Question: Pork broccoli? XD ^Agreed. -_-

Penguinator I hate Spongebob. PoM Forever!

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The Beginning - Part One

posted by ThatDamnLlama

Editer's Note: I'm not much of a writer, and this is my first article. Sorry if it's sloppy to you, and tell me if some parts don't make sense.

Skipper wandered aimlessly around his exibit. He'd rather be above and watch the zoo visitors come and go, instead of staying inside his lair and listen to Dash go on and on about the exciting adventures he had in Antarctica.

Kowalski is easily impressed and would listen in amazment as Dash dramatically rehashes his experience fighting off and defeating a leopard seal. Skipper knew better though, he also knew that Dash is a liar, Dash had lived in...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter One

posted by Cornflak

He had never felt this before. It had snuck up on him; appeared from some sort of dark and shrouded void that he had never acknowledged until now.

The worst part of it all was the simple fact that he could do nothing about it…

It happened not too long after the team had awoken from their night’s rest. As usual, Skipper alerted the three penguins of the time of day, immediately causing the sleeping aves to roll out from their sleeping slots in the wall. Both Kowalski and Rico hopped onto the cold floor, standing side-by-side with stiff posture. Skipper held his flippers behind his back and...

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Nightmare In Central Park (part 1)

posted by kowalskicrazy

Kowalski:I have done it!
skipper:done what?
kowalski holds a metal box with a berretto, tappo and brings it over to the tavolo to mostra skipper.
skipper:group meeting for kowalski's new invention!
private and Rico walk away from the T.V and over to the table.
private:sooo what is it?
kowalski:well this is my new dream machine.
skipper,private,and Rico look at each other and shrug in confusion.
Rico:Buttons!
skipper:what does it do?
kowalski:well it will bring the illousions in our mind,which te call dreams,alive.
skipper:aces kowalski. this may be the best invention yet!
kowalski secretly blushing takes his invention...

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Kowalski with a calzino puppet.

added by FelineMae

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Ruthless's ringtones for the penguins.

posted by kowalskiro

Author's note: yeah. My OC Ruthless has an iPhone. Anyway, no stealz, no sue, and ENJOYZ!!!

Ringtone short #1: Skipper
Ruthless: ciao guys, have te seen my iPhone?
Private: not that I know of Ruthless.
Ruthless: ok. I got it! Skipper call me.
Skipper: sure. (calls Ruthless's phone)
iPhone: (says Skipper on it and plays "Jaws" theme)
K/R/P/S: (stares at Ruthless)
Ruthless: what?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #2: Kowalski
Skipper: commence operation: Call Me! Kowalski your first!
Kowalski: alright skipper, calling Ruthless.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Kowalski on it and plays "Get Smart" theme)
Ruthless: do I even have...

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Mooncat picture

added by mouseandowl1

Source: Nick.com

box auto, box auto, garage Make Out | Skiico

posted by Black-Raine

(Taking place after the episode: 'Little Zoo Coupe.’ Definition of 'Cloaca': A common chamber and outlet into which the intestinal, urinary, and genital tracts open.)

It had been a long giorno after the loss of a race to the lemurs yesterday evening. Now freshening up their new tricked out car Rico sat at the wheel, a yellow dirtied rag gripped in his flipper to the dash board. He grumbled briefly out of regretful spite, pondering how he could have done better the other night.

The box auto, garage was poorly lit, scratched up grey concrete walls and what seemed to be starlight beaming ever so lightly down...

Mad Brother Chapter Eleven

posted by Mother-of-PoM

Private opened his eyes, everything was red around him. He gulped but slid forward. Ami was lying on the sidelines while Blue was passed out near Kiki.

"Kiki.."

The green eyed pinguino was staring down at Blue. "So te came Private."

"So it is te Kiki.." He raced inoltrare, avanti only to get smacked backwards. Private yelped at the action and staggered back. " .."

"You should have stayed back."

"Wh...Why are te doing this?"

"You've seen the bodies haven't te Private? What your 'brother' continues to do? I don't want anymore victims of his!"

Private glared, "You liar!" Kiki looked at him in surprise. "We...

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They're looking at you!

added by 27Kowalski

The best Men i know

added by Colonelpenguin

Source: Me

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Kowalski

added by Cowtails

Kowalski

added by Cowtails

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Yes... yes so f*cking true

added by skipperahmad

Source: memecenter

I Amore This Penguins!!!

added by PenguinStyle

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I Amore This Penguins!!!

added by PenguinStyle

Unexpected Events Chapter Seventeen

posted by Cowtails

Cowtails was in the back of the man's car, curled into a ball. She kept crying and telling Kowalski,”I told you...I told you...I told you...”

Kowalski looked confused,”That guy...is your dad? But, like I said, he will have to kill me to hurt you.”

~~~Private was shaking really bad, still in the basement with Sweet Pripper. “It's not your fault,”he said, hugging SP. “It's that man...”

Sweet Pripper said,”No it is my fault! He took te when I should've noticed and now that guy is gonna come and we're gonna die!”

~~~Cowtails sobbed,”You don't understand how awful he is! He...

The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 7

posted by sarah12499

My first fanfic :D

When Kowalski got back to HQ he saw Private and Rico were already sleeping,but when he looked at the superiore, in alto bunk Skipper wasn't there. "I wonder where he could be." Just as Kowalski was about to go out to look for him Skipper opened the hatch with something in his flippers "Kowalski why didn't te tell me?" Kowalski was stunned and almost fell off the ladder. "Why didn't i tell te what?" Skipper sees that Private and Rico are sleeping and pulls Kowalski out of HQ.Once on superiore, in alto Skipper hands him the papers.
To: Central Park Zoo
We would like to thank te for participating
in...

Live Without Amore Chp 3 part 2: War Against Mammals

posted by skipperahmad

This Fanfiction contains a mild violence and gore. Require additional guard from older person....

*The weak and spoiled child called Skipper Joseph Fidelis II now become one of the most feared soldier in the world that serve for the most feared organization in all world history... called the Fidelis's order... that formed to make all mammals and human being extinct through the bullets. Skipper would take a revenge for his father, mother, brother and people of Antarctica that killed da fishermen. With the conquest and genocide, Skipper and his army will took control of American's west flank with...

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The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 1

posted by sarah12499

My first fanfic, don't hate!
It was late, and the penguins were on their way home from getting snow-cones. " I do Amore myself some snow-cones." Skipper says while he eats his arcobaleno one. Kowalski stares at his " Yeah,I guess" Skipper looks over at Kowalski who is lagging behind. "Why are te so blue? te Amore snow-cones Kowalski." Skipper asks. "Yeah I Amore them, but it's not the snow-cones that's bothering me." Kowalski adds. Skipper looks at the ground "Then what is?" Kowalski stops walking and sighs " Why would te care anyway?" Skipper looks at him surprised at what he just said. Kowalski...

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How The Penguins Might Have Met Chapt. 1

posted by Number1SkippFan

Some people think the penguins are brothers while others think the all met and aren't related. This story is a mix of both sides.
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Deep in Antartica, there was a mother pinguino and a father pinguino with four eggs. They seemed like the happiest pinguino couple in Antartica.

Once all the eggs hatched, they were even più happy to see four healthy boys.

Once they were a little older, the mother and father trusted them to play on their own without them watching. So they went to a party one night, and left their eldest chick in charge. His name is Skipper, he was...