I Pinguini di Madagascar Article: Surviving high school...chapter 2

posted by spmana123

It was lunchtime....private went to his locker and grabbed his lunch and went to the cafeteria....he opened the door and saw 100s of animali eating lunch...he was nervous..he had no one to sit with...he slowly walked inside and looked around for that pinguino who helped him in the hallway earlier... Kowalski was it..? But had no luck...he decided to sit down all da himself....he opened up his Baggie of pesce and begun to eat... Suddenly out of nowhere....a young pinguino came up and sat with him...,he looked a little taller then private...

??: do te want me to sit with you...?

Private looked up worried...but detto yes because he was desperate for new people to talk to...

???:your new...I can tell....my names skipper...I'm a sophomore...

Private:I'm...I'm private....it's nice to meet you...

Skipper: heh....I saw what happened to te this morning with that jock...

Private:oh....yea....I don't like him....

Skipper: all jocks are like that.... It's ok... I don't like Rico either....

Skipper: we have so many groups here....you need to learn freshy..

Private:"freshy"...?

Skipper turned private around and showed him all the different groups...

Skipper: te have the popolare kids....Rico's one of them.....and te have the nerds....you know one of them...the tall one who helped te out today....? And there's the goth kids....and the wierd ones....that guy over there is named julien....he thinks he's "king" of the school...nobody really talks to him....

Suddenly...a volpe came up and sat successivo to the two...

???: ciao skipper...how's it going?

Skipper: ciao Marcus....I'm mostrare the ropes of High school....

Private looked at Marcus confused...

Marcus: oh! My names Marcus...I'm a sophomore and I'm one of skippers good friends....

Private:oh...hello...

The campana, bell suddenly rang...and private picked up his trash, trying to hurry up to the successivo class...

Private:thank te Marcus and skipper....for mostrare me the ropes here..I appreciate it a lot....

Skipper:no problem!

Private suddenly left the cafeteria and on his way to the successivo class...

Meanwhile......

Marcus:your not gonna trick that poor pinguino into something are te skipper...?

Skipper:"smirks" I'm gonna make sure he has a FUN anno here....

Marcus:"sigh" why do te have to be so mean to all the new kids...?

Skipper:because....I Amore Doing it that's why!

Marcus:"sigh"

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pinguino Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 3rd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do te see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And te can be my friend! Oh! And te can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...

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pinguino Bloopers: Skilene (from King Julien For A Day)

posted by peacebaby7

Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to lemure habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes te look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...

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pinguino Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers te can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But da golly te are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins baciare Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have te been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers te can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But da golly te are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

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Your pinguino Personality

posted by queenpalm

I'm Scrivere this so te can find out wich pinguino te are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!

What is your preferito way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes te sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your preferito subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....

POM Group Therapy (spoof of collegehumor's "Cereal Mascots Therapy Session")

posted by mostar1219

Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a arachide, arachidi burro winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....

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The lucky coin. prologue

posted by andresandru

100 years ago....

"get him!" a corvo showted, as manny badgers and animali ran against Mr. Linert and his puffino, pulcinella di mare friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...

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The Private Who Cried lupo Chapter 3

posted by legendary7

Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do te think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell te that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if te go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If te don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...

Against Kowalski (a fanfiction- chapter 1)

posted by burdockburr

The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, o something like that, but I've changed it's titolo becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone da sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would cerca for clues the successivo morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...

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Jake The lontra (A Skilene Story)

posted by RockOnPoM

Jake The lontra (Credit to Creator of Picture)

Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)

One giorno in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a pinguino documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." detto a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do te need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't te remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......

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Marlene - Teardrops On My chitarra (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

Teardrops On My Guitar...

Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...

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Romeo and Juliet Chapter 2

posted by karenkook

"Romeo and Juliet" will now be called "Romeo and Juliet... and Romeo?" Also, I'm Scrivere 3 separate stories on different spots!!! :O Sorta hard for me to be fast.
   Chapter 2
   Julien turned onto his side to see Private standing there looking down at him. "Oh, hello Private." Julien mumbled. "What are te doing here?"
   "Well, te seem a bit down in the dumps più than usual." Private replied. Julien responded da laying on his back and sighed. "Still upset about Marlene?" Private, along with a few più animals, noticed that Julien hasn't been himself since the whole 'Skilene' thing. He...

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Romeo and Juliet

posted by karenkook

Chapter 1

Julien was lying on his back in his bounce house. He sighed sorrowfully as the zoo visitors passed da his habitat. Well, only one type of zoo visitors made him sigh, the couples. The two humans looked like they were having fun as they held hands, kissed, and walked around the zoo together looking at all of the animals. They were happy. </I>He</I> was not. Julien would've been dancing alongside his two loyal subjects and closest friends, if it weren't for one person that kept clouding his mind.
"Marlene." the lemure king whispered sadly so only he can hear. How his...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Mountain of the Yetis’ Part 2/3

posted by NYCPenguins

The North Face of Mount Everest

Private: [Shrieks] "A Yeti?"

Could it be true? He couldn't believe his Eyes! Yetis don’t exist! (A Yeti is a kind of ‘Abominable Snowman’ that looks like an Ape. These are Mythological Creatures of the Himalayan Mountains. They have long Red hair, covering their whole bodies, except the face and hands.)
So, the Yeti glares at Private with its Fiery Red Eyes and growls…

Yeti: "Grrr…"
Private: [Creeps out] "What are you?"
Yeti: "More Victims! Mmmm..." [Stretches out arms to catch Private]
Private: [Gasps] "No, stay away from me!"

Private runs away, gasping in horror. The Yeti springs onto...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 4/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

Meanwhile, in Marlene's Habitat...

Marlene: [Creeped out] "Aah!!! Skipper? Julien? Why are te guys recitazione so weird?"
Skipper: "Prepare to meet your end, sister!"
Marlene: "Huh?"
Julien: "How shall we put it? 'Your doom'!"
Private: [From far away] "Not on our watch!"

Private and Rico finally mostra up, to protect Marlene from the Virtual Clones…

Skipper: "You Losers come back for more?"
Private: [Angry] "We’re here to stop te and send te back to your gloomy Virtual World, where te came from!"
Julien: [Laughs evilly] "Funny, that sounded like a threat! The thing is Wannabe Penguins don't actually...

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Invisible Ninja Bowling Pin

posted by EppofangirlXD

It was the penguins’ early morning training. They were all standing before a bunch of ninja bowling pins, tensed and ready.

“Steady…” Skipper said. “And go!”

Then black and white flew everywhere as all four of them fought all ten bowling pins. They knocked them down and battered them up. The pins stood no chance as they attacked.

Finally, all ten were down and they all gathered in the middle, feeling proud and accomplished. But then Skipper frowned. “There’s one! Private! Go get it!”

Private whirled around in a panic, trying to spot the undefeated ninja. But there was nothing....

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Little Sister Chapter 3

posted by Kowalski355

Chapter 3.

Little Sister

Skipper: *runs out of HQ* Where are they…….

Private&Rico fallow Skipper

Private: They detto they’d be walking around the zoo… they could be anywhere!

Skipper: Anywhere close….

Rico: aljsfndldgrdgdfgdfgfdg…..

Skipper: That too…..

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kowalski: Maybe we should get going…

Ally: Maybe so…….

Kowalski: k, lets go,

*Ally and Kowalski walk back to the HQ*

Ally: Uh, Hold on, I gotta do something real quick.

Kowalski: ok. Ill be here.

Ally: *goes into lemure habitat* Mort? te here?

Mort: Ally!!!!!! *hugs Ally*

Ally: Aw. Mort, I need te to tell...

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A Week In Death Chapter 2: Tragedy.

posted by 67Dodge

After waking up from their bunks, the penguins started training, though Skipper began to realize that since the zoo was closed, they weren't going to get fed, because the security guard that was supposed to feed them was sick. So Skipper began to devise a plan. "Alright boys let's stop training and discuss this issue," detto Skipper. "What issue Skippah? Of course, my mistake, we didn't get pesce today," detto Private. "Exactly, and I also looked at the delivery truck schedule for fish, there should be one coming nearby in 12 minuti tops, I want all of us to participate in this mission, comprende?"...

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Hero (verse one)

posted by theWOLFPACK15

This story is inspired da Superchick's song Hero. For fanpop it is a three part, and for FFN it is a one shot.

hope te like.
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Private sits da himself at the lunch table. He hears the other animali laughing and pointing at him.

A monkey comes up to him and looks at him with a smile and his hands behind his back.

Private looks up and smiles back, about to say hello. "Maybe he wants to be my friend" He thought. As he opened his mouth the monkey quickly took out a pie from behind his back and slammed it into the poor penguins face.

"Haha take that tubby!"...

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The Amazing Adventures of Bob the Piñata (Part I)

posted by LifelessPenguin

Hey! Bob here. Bob the Piñata. Lives in the Central Park Zoo at the lemurs' habitat. King Julien really spends quality time with me even though I have no più caramelle in my body, after Kowalski was all crazy about my candy-giving powers.

It was a bright, sunny, and bright giorno in Central Park. Tourists visited. Pigeons pooped on the zoo bell. Janitors working hard to clean it up. Yeah, a pretty normal giorno for me and the other animali in the zoo.

Meeting at the Zoovenir Shop; 8:30 pm sharp, as I read what was written on the whiteboard in every habitat. After a few più hours later, King Julien,...

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Dr Blowhole and his crew counteratack! (skilene content)

posted by andresandru

he appears here!

prepare for the articolo I passed WEEKS writing, requirings: 1:have seen: dr blowhole´s revenge, huffin and puffin, the big squeeze. 2:have read my articoli the bets birthday ever, mr wonderfull, Its she o me!. 3:know about mandy, arlene, and the rats. As the titolo says this has skilene content, and people that dont like this couple please dont read this aerticle, its very, very, verry large, so enjoy and RIP: read in peace!
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Skipper sat as his table, seeing his coffe and how his...