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Transmission #44-21-2. Designate : IPI
pinguino Habitat,Central Park Zoo
1832 hours, July 13, 2009. New York City
Maj. Skipper

It had been few years (yea… 10 years???), we started to remember what we should forget... and we started to forget... what we should remember. Aagghh, Master Bean… who’s cares about the past? I had found my Amore with an… super-duper amazing super woman ... her shiny wings just like an bright fokker plane... her beak just like Spanish Tercio Halberd... her feather was as soft as Gloomy Sunday Musica that sooner o later would kill te if te not own how to controll its fury; luckily, I can HAHA!!! And even In touch baby!!! In 5 days, I would made everything official just like my habit. I couldn’t let my relationship with my bird of prey remained un-official... Once it finally became official... our Amore would be completed for once... and for all; her and no other...
*drink the salmon-black coffee and looked outside through the periscope*
“Kowalski, is everything went okay... segnala the status!” I asked to Kowalski that still working on his new invention... and again, I guessed he had no idea what was it... looks like Coffee machine but when i used it, it broke all my coffees (DAMMIT, it was all gone nowhere!!!)... I should buy the new one o at least ‘borrow’ it from the zoovenirs (AGAIN)...

“Sir, If that domande supposed to you, the physical and medical answer is... no” Actually I didn’t ask him about that but... ciao WHAT???

“Uuugghh... WHAT???” I almost spitted out all of coffee in my beak to the floor... but I saved some of spitted coffee to the mug, that was really disgusting thing due this week but that was the last coffee on this week da the way.

“Sir, te often abstracted o mumble without any reasonable motive. Shall I make some herbal o synthetic cure to...” Aaggh Kowalski, te didn’t have to finished all that words... so don’t blame at me if i cut off it...

“Kowalski, how many i’ve told you... this is love-sick. te know what, don’t te feel it when te met that aquatic mammal...”

“No...”

“I know te lying, Lieutenant?”

“Marlene? I thought that was actually you, Skipper...”

“HELL... NO!!! That Aquatic Mammals is dolphin, Kowalski...”

“Uugghh right...” Kowalski turned his head on the floor and that was seemed like he was blushed… in fuoco VVLAAAMM!!! “But Skipper... I... I can’t sposta on to her... I afraid if she may find anyone else... perhaps macho delfino o mutant ninja o other Einstein Dolphin... o Faraday!!! AAGGHH SKIPPER, I... I hate Faraday (Or Friday, maybe)!!!” In fast, I closed that noisy beak coz i still Amore both of my ears... So I slapped him with two nice slaps, I thought he also got some ‘brain injury’ once again…

“Wake up, Kowalski... get your common sense again. Do te think it’s thinkable for pinguino marry the Falcon?”

“No, but in civilization, that’s possible...”

“Or somekind of Porifera with Squirrel?”

“Biologically No... but rather possible...”

“Or perhaps Hippo with Giraffe?”

“No... but i sure further science can unite them”

“Or even nature competitor like Lion with Jaguar?”

“Eerr... the answer still the same, right...”

“What about pinguino and the Doll?”

“No... Sir, Are the domande still goes on?”

“That’s it Kowalski... there’s no impossible since you...”

“Believe with all power of knowledge and trust with all strength of science, isn’t it?”

“Uumm... honestly I want to say ‘Got a Chance’ but that’s sounds similar, i think...”

“Well Skipper, that’s inspire me greatly. I shall got a move, great... I should make più Amore Potion to attract her... this time with high dose rate, and no one would take my place in her heart!!!” Kowalski detto with thick desire from his thin body “Or he will pay the price!!! ALL HAIL KOWALSKI!!!!”

“Love Potion? Kowalski, te must get her attention with your passion... te know what this flat head mean right?” When i turned my head to Rico, i realized he heard a lot of my last words so he puked a lot of pesce from his belly... uugghh, I just cleaned up the floor this morning!!! “Yyaakk... Kowalski, the point is... believe to your own strength... te got the strength, aren’t you?”

“HHhmm... strength... passion, that’s confusing mixture... May i get its Compound Formula from Internet? I would test both... Later…” I slapped my face in frustating, he was very-very fanatic on science... well enough for Kowalski, perhaps Private would help me with this simple question

“Private, come over here... Kowalski sounds can’t be the nice Kowalski this day…” Private came towards me from his seat... well, he still watched at that Soap Opera. Since Rico looking for fresh air from his recente vomit, no one can prevent him to ‘took control’ of Remote Controll. “Is the recente situation is good? Are everything went normal recently time? Defcon 4 o Defcon 7, what?”

“Well Skippa... since King Julien get his feet stiff coz da that last accident. I think that make a little days for us to take a rest...”

“So everything went better than expected... Let’s pull the anchor, then”

“And well... da the way... Do te remember when the last time we put our oil?”

“Oh yes... forgive me little bird, I ‘dropped’ it at the Ringtail’s habitat...”

“HEY!!! Is that…”

“Yea... i know that’s sounds like assasination not an accident...” I detto simply with a little smile on my face... but really, i already planned it before... “Private, Kowalski ; call up Rico to the round table... I got a mission for you...”

“Sir, he already here... Right three secondi before te turn around” Kowalski detto and i turned my vission to Rico. His flipper still closed his beak. I thought that was cause da the last puke...

“Boys, listen to me carefully. I want all of te to take a part in such dangerous mission...”

“Well, sounds pretty dangerous, sir...” Kowalski detto with a little smile on his face...

“I call it, ‘Bridal Operation’...”

“Okay, that just broke everything...” Kowalski commentato and the smile suddenly gone...

“Kowalski, te shouldn’t belittle it too worse... a little mistake you’ve done, I willn’t guarantee your own ‘Bridal Operation’...”

“Okay, that’s sounds very dangerous...”

“Kowalski, go and buy the beautiful ribbon and giant cake... Rico, buy fishes and juices as our menu... Private, I ask te to make two nice ring... In the midnight, te all must gather at gathering point so te all will decorate our old zoovenirs to be the fanciest wedding chathredal ever... All of you, te got it?” with no words, my boys gave me salute but Private asked me something right after that...

“Skippa, what will te do while we’re all go?” Private asked

“I’ll prepare my own bow-tie and I’ll ask Marlene and Roger for help...”

“Why?”

“I’ll borrow Marlene’s chitarra and ask them for those oyter things heheh...and Roger, he will be the damn nice priest... he’s the one who own the Angel voice...” I explained to every comrade here... well, Rico seemed held his puke to not spitted our to the floor again...

“Well, the chitarra sounds very sweet, Skippa...” Private detto and I had prepare my Flipper to perform my mark “So do… the Angel……. Yea, sure…”

“Boys, te all will launch in my mark. One... Two... Three...” and in fast, all my comrades slide on their belly in fast to their own objectives... well, it wasn’t perfectly as my plan...

“Hey... Wait until i count ‘til Seven... aaghh Forget it...” Well then, the successivo objective was Otter’s habitat...

Transmission #44-21-5. Designate : LTL
lontra Habitat,Central Park Zoo
1835 hours, July 13, 2009. New York City
Maj. Skipper

I swam to the lontra Habitat that doesn’t far from my start line. I dived through the quiet pond until I arrived at the lontra entrance. When i get inside, i found nothing but Marlene... still painting with his paint, mostly drew skycrappers and... Higher skyscrapers…

“Hey Marlene, what’s on...” I greeted her with both of my flippers behind my back, i kept my slow walk towards her so i could see the painting clearer...

“Oh Skipper... I still draw my new Skycrappers. What do te think...” She showed me her recente drawing... but yea, not as new as the ‘title’...

“Seemed not very ‘new’, Marlene. te shall get some new things to the picture. I mean, look... nothing new than the newer one... And the oldest too…” I said

“Nice review... I’ll add that to my ‘list to do’” She replied but she didn’t showed her smile again after my review. Perhaps she disappointed from my review... perhaps sounds not appreciated her hard works “Nah, what do te need?”

“Marlene, do te mind if i borrow your Guitaro...”

“Eer... what?Well, very strange if te ask for Guitar...” She detto with a little curious face on her face “Which one? Acoustic o Spanish... I’ve both... and electric, I made it myself!”

“Definitely Spanish...” And in sudden, she popped her eyes in shock. Okay, here we go... weird response once again... “Oh please… I hate that face…”

“Oh God... SPANISH GUITAR??? Well, that’s really great beginning Skipper... I... I mean Spanish chitarra is hard to play… knowing te got flippers, te know. Perhaps i can teach te with it...”

“No, te don’t need to, otter. I’ve know...”

“OH... I never knew te can play that sweet instrument before...” She gave me a wide smile... well, that was really-really-really.... weird... i mean it was usual for everyone to play it

“Uugghh Boomerang Banana... yea...I learnt it for 6 years in the Jungle of Mexico. There was a lot of Spanish there… ya’ know, those Humans must be interrogated first before te can learnt something from them. I felt like a boss to play a chitarra without any finger… I still got a little memory from that place”

“Skipper, that’s so cool!!! Well, mostra me... mostra me your style at play...”

“Hey, that’s GREATLY classify... I’ll play it later... it has been in the schedule”

“When... I can’t wait for it!!!” Her smile even became bigger da the time... I dunno what happen to her… what’s wrong with that sappy otter…

“Well, actually I’m about to say classify. But knowing it’s also meant for your invitation, I’ll play it 3 days later when the moon is full as the riffle scope. I’ll play it with romantic ‘Hotel California’ song and I’ll make a series of oyster at her name. With a touch of Rose fiore parfume everywhere...everyside… I’ll made this wedding become perfect for her...”

“OOWWW... that’s very sweet...” She detto that with closed eyes but suddenly she popped her eyes out and her expression suddenly changed... to shocked... with no smile at all “wait... wait... did te say Wedding...”

“The most perfect wedding, exactly...”

“But... but with whom?” She detto it with a lot of worry in her eyes. I had detto it, she always went weird everytime...

“Uuughh of course Kitka, why???”

“But... but... why so sudden... I... I never saw both of te around here together...”

“That’s what i call ‘secret’ girlfriend for this… secret agent? Why, te like it?” I gave her a smile, i hoped she will removed last expression from her

“Like that??? Yes... yes.. of course, i like that... that’s why you’re... Skipper...” She answered nervously but with smile... but now... not as honest as before… that was different smile “Wait here, i’ll take the guitar...”

“Uumm... okay, i stay...” I stayed here while she ran to the room side where she putted the guitar. She took it quite spend a lot of times, she often abstracteded for secondi o even wiped something from her eyes. To made sure if everything was okay, then i walked closer to her... i afraid she was crying o something... “Hey... why so long? te got some troubles there?”

“Oh!!... uumm... sorry to make te waiting...” She wiped something from her eyes... very possible to indicate that was tears... but why? “Here... here’s what are te looking for? Can te leave? I mean i need to be alone now...”

“What’s wrong, doll-face? Are te crying...” I tried to ask what’s the problem. But i didn’t get the answer but she began to cry in front of me... Bubble Dude, why this lontra went so... strange this night? “Hey... hey.... otter... just tell it, I’ll take care of it...”

“*cry*... somebody tears my… heart... *cry*” Uughh... perhaps... she got some problem with his boy... but who? Uumm… maybe I asked to much for this day…“*cry*... it’s so hurt, Skipper... it’s so... hurt...” Then she pushed me to the entrance so i was outside from her habitat. Suddenly, she ran on her four feet to her bed... and... she gone from my sight. But i didn’t surrender so fast, i tried to know what’s the problem even i already knew if it must be her privacy

“MARLENE, WAIT!!! WHO’S HIM? MY TEAM WILL FIX IT AS FAST AS JET!!!” I shouted to inside while i still held her chitarra outside...

“NO *CRY*, te ALL CAN’T...” She shouted from inside and that was really horror from this night. Well, perhaps i shouldn’t be in her privacy... i must took care on my own business, yes... and that was my wedding

Transmission #44-21-5. Designate : LTL
lontra Habitat, Central Park Zoo
2230 hours, July 13, 2009. New York City
Pvt. Marlene

5 hours ago, I had the most terrible nightmare in my life. Yea… as a female, i really couldn’t hold this bleeding scar remained open in my heart. I... i really felt it... when he detto he would marry another woman... i felt it. I couldn’t imagine what happen after she finally with him, I couldn’t visit his habitat again... he wouldn’t visit mine... there will be no speak again and ‘Boom’ the pretty friendship finally broken. Beside i couldn’t hold it, i couldn’t believe if i’m in ‘real’ Amore with Skipper. Yea, that was some years fa when i get an interest from Skipper but everything went normal in 5 years.But in sudden, when he detto that word... the situation were changed and let’s just say i was afraid to Lost him. MARLENE, What are te doing? I mean te shouldn’t cry for him... te just have to not Amore him. Marlene, te can’t... te shalln’t... te mayn’t and te don’t Amore him. It’s Skipper, Marlene! The Jerk pinguino that often annoyed you, shall he get a place in your heart? *sigh* I think he already got it.And for Kitka... *sigh* I must not hate her at all. I mean, she didn’t hate me right? Well... to mostra my appreciate, perhaps I could invite her for tè in my house. At least she wouldn’t face me as her competitor... and Skipper would taste her Amore without anyone bothered him...
“Right Marlene, time to wake up! te are an otter! te wouldn’t get anything from tears! Well, it’s time to met her and introduce youself...” I encouraged myself in front of pond’s water “first, te must met that annoying pinguino to met his mate...”
I dived through water and jumped to the pinguino habitat as I saw Kowalski and Rico guarding the bowl entrance... yea i saw none but them. I didn’t see any sight of Skipper up here so perhaps he was in the HQ with Private. Yea, there was no Private here too, but why? And with a guard? Is that something of privacy? o even classified one? So I thought that was kinda weird for these elite pinguino even it was not impossible for them to do some secret mission and there was a plan accompany it. I was about to walk towards the entrance and get inside whether those ‘tall’ guard won’t let me in all cost. And well… my supposition was right… they won’t let this lady pass so easily
“Is your name in the list, ma’am?” With a black eyeglass, Kowalski halted me with his tall belly. *sigh* I felt just faced the V.I.P Bodyguard and yes… that was Skipper… he is my V.I.P too… yet

“WHAT??? Why so serious? Look, I’m Marlene! Am I looks like someone strange for the lontra that greet te every morning?” I tried to get inside da detto that, but both two kept their flat expression unchanged. AAGGHH, then they finally getting as annoying as their leader “EERRR… Let me go!”

“Is that mean you’re not in the list… ma’am?” Kowalski still asked me but I didn’t need to answer it at all. The only thing that listed in my head is ‘Getting Inside’… just it…

“EEPPP!!!!!” I still attempt to break through the guard line but Rico flung me away with his fat belly. Uugghh, I flung away from the entrance… that fat belly made me almost drowned to the pond. Hhmm Nice… nice, so they wanted to play some hard-game?

“Well, so te want to play with hot-tempered otter, huh?”I woke up and prepared my four legs. I planned to dash and rushed towards them, I beg they could fling away as far as mine and it would seem like Zoo Bowling. But those Penguins didn’t belittle me even just a bit; they set their defensive position da their flippers to protect the entrance against this already boiled Otter. “ROCK WITH ME!!! NNAAAHHHH!!!!”
I ran and dashed toward them and broke the line da rushed on them. I felt just like a tiger sprung at the prey than just a heavy bowling ball because I also hit them with my small-claw with only a tiny-little scar. Yea… I really thought I getting madder this night, I already went out from the line. For only met their annoying (and handsome) leader, I faced two of his team just like they were my prey (It didn’t mean I also thought they’re delicious). A little Otter’s small claw must be meant nothing to elite force like Skipper, Private… but… Kowalski… he always perceived everything redundantly. Yea, that was this Tall-scientist often did…
“AAGGHH… That’s a hit, she hit me!!! Aagghh, CHOROMONEMA!!!!!! That aquatic vivipar hit my flipper with her claw!!!” Kowalski shouted in horror due this midnight and it often sounded like crying… in horror. “AAGGH, CHROMOMER!!!”

“Wut?” Rico detto simply while just held the scar with his flipper. His face was an opposite from Kowalski’s, just seemed like he didn’t feel the pain.

“It may cause an infection, Rico!!! If those claws contaminated, it’s very possible for it to spread such dangerous bacteria and if it also contain some hard material like dust o something similar… it may block the blood line! Stop the oxygen supply and made all the cells died out of oxygen!!! te know what’s next…”

“I dunno… aaa…” Poor Rico, he tried to answer but Kowalski already had it and… immediately exposed it…

“AMPUTATION!!!! Ho ho ho*cry*” Rico patted Kowalski’s shoulder to calmed him but it wasn’t time for me to unisciti ‘em. I still had one un-finished mission, so I get in through the entrance and when I descended the ladder, I still heard some Kowalski’s words “Eerr… alas the lontra have made it up”
I landed on the chilled HQ floor and I smell something strange here. I smell an aroma just like this room had filled with French perfume before, perhaps Rose. When I turned my head to where the aroma came from, I realized if it was came from somebody; and I saw no one but two… Skipper and the ‘Falcon’. Both of them seemed were about to baciare each other, but their eyes were popped out when they saw me entered their ‘privacy room’… unexpected…
“Marlene, what the wombat brain do te think are te doing? It’s my privacy hours, okay!” Skipper stand up from his sede, sedile with anger face, he was sat on the chair with Kitka in front of him with a vase of rose between them. There was a pesce on the plate just like they just had a… data (I mean mate data not a Tunisia data o Calendar Date, I really wondered why all these words must had a similar form). The HQ wasn’t illuminate as well; there was only one candle in the middle of the tavolo while the lamp kept turned off. Uugghh, that was really awkward moment… and painful as well, my hearts felt it even worse than before.

“Uuumm… Hi Skipper, Hi Kitka… sorry I just bother te both heheh… well, where’s Private? I don’t see him around?” Okay, perhaps it meant I must ask him later. Time to leave… “Okay… perhaps I must cerca him myself” I was about to go, but lady’s voice halted me on the way to ladder…

“WAIT!!!” The pretty falco, falcon halted me without any (possible) good reason. Well, she hadn’t met me before… it was our first met… in front of the guy who WE love, AAGHH STOP IT!! I must be neutral here (and natural too), not something of hostile “Please don’t leave, we haven’t introducing ourselves right?”

“Babe, I have introduced te to that otter… she already knew you, but now… she also knows your beauty…” Uugghh that should be sweet if I hadn’t this wound… it tortured me very well…

“Well then, but I haven’t introduced myself…” Kitka detto with pretty sweet smile on her face.

“No matter, I will…” Skipper seemed won’t let his data wasted caused da me. Maybe that was a reason why he tried to delay our acquaintanceship this night…

“Well, perhaps I shall not be here much longer… heheh, I think I bother te both…” I walked backwards slowly but once again, this falco, falcon showed her kindliness to me. Great, then I started to sympathies to this ‘competitor’…

“No… no, please… I likely introduce myself first, so stay here!” Kitka detto and Skipper tried to warn her about the main point of this night for him…

“My dear… we’re in date… I can’t data two girls in one night, in one place and in one… time, yes…?” Skipper said

“But Skipper, I like it if I have a girlfriend… uughh I mean, friend but she’s woman… because te know… I live alone above the building with… no one…” Kitka explained and Skipper took few minuti to decide what he would do. I beg he would say ‘NO’ because I was in the end of the line…

“Well for you, YES…” Oohh, I thought it couldn’t be harder on this night “Perhaps we can data later in one o two nights tomorrow… but on three, it will be the best for us…”

“Yea… our wedding, Skipper…” Kitka detto and both of them looked at each other romantically. Uugghh… I felt I couldn’t hold it much longer… but I must…

“Well okay, let’s getting start. Hello… I’m Marlene; I’m from Manhattan Aquarium…” I introduced myself and I extended my arm as the sign of ‘peace’. She accepted it da grasped my hand too and said…

“Kitka… the Falcon…” She introduced herself simply. Okay, just it? Well, what’s next?

“ICE COLD, I got an idea…” Skipper shouted and he putted his flipper around Kitka’s neck then he turned his face to me “Well Marlene, te may unisciti this dinner. da the way, we still have a lot of fishes… te can chat with Kitka all this night…”

“Uuumm… I think that’s not such a bad idea…” I replied and took a sede, sedile beside Skipper while Kitka took beside him too so… Skipper was between Kitka and me, seemed like Skipper was the one who struggled da both of us…
This night, there was a lot of chat between us but… it just sounded like dialogue not a... chat. Well, Skipper and Kitka kept busy chat in each other leaving me calmed down beside them. I just meant nothing and no one here. Skipper became so different beside this Falcon; he became funnier and easier to laugh while he usually became so annoying beside me. Laughs, Jokes and Stories were told due this midnight and my eyes getting sleepier da the seconds. Can te imagine? o even can te feel it? te were beside the one who Amore and he didn’t care about who’s the one who sat beside him for almost 3 hours, he only cared about the one who he care about… yea, she was the one he loved. Much longer I held it, much hurter I felt that night. I tried to heal it with everything I got but I got nothing but più serious wound. I couldn’t stay here much longer o my tears would drop and Skipper would be suspicious for that… So I ran… I didn’t run from Skipper and his Amore but… I just ran from this pain. But before that, there was one thing I wanted to say with Kitka…
“Pppsstt… Kitka… There’s something I need to talk…” Okay, for three hours that was my first words…

“So say it…” Kitka replied simply

“*sigh* would te came to my habitat for some tea-party tomorrow?” I asked her and without spend più time for thought, she replied…

“Well, nice… I will be there. When?”

“0900 o clock, I’ll make the best one for ya”

“Thanks… and don’t forget to come to our wedding 3 days again…” Okay… that was made everything worse…

“I’ll remember that…” yes… always… “And da the way, OOAAHHMM… I’m already sleepy right now… good night…” I walked towards the door that leads me to my home. *sigh* I hope I wouldn’t have difficulty sleeping caused da this; I became harder to breathe if I thought about those moments… I think it was usual jealous attack for hubbub lady like me…

“Yea… yea… have a nice sleep…” Suddenly my cuore beat in craze leaving no pain but happy. I didn’t have any idea what happened to me but when Skipper detto that words… I felt like I just melted down and that was a bit chilled me down. Yea… until now I couldn’t heal my wound myself but I had told you, Skipper always be my doctor; at last he knew how to heal it even not completely healed. Until this second, we knew two things… Kitka is the best mate for Skipper and 3 days again they would get married. Both of them didn’t explain where Private went and how was Kowalski after my escape o even Why Kowalski and Rico didn’t chase me downward. Everything just focused… to the leader…
*THE successivo CHAPTER, COMING SOON^^*
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posted by queenpalm
This is a fanfiction based upon the movie. Spoilers if te haven't watched it yet!

Scene I, part 2

When they finally stopped laughing, Rico announced the people he had seen to Kowalski. Obviously, This was exciting news for him, as Kowalski's face lit up. Quick as lightning, if there was lightning in Antarctica, Kowalski dragged them out of the snow and on to see the people.

As Rico directed them there (with his keen, and odd sense of smell), Skipper observed the world around them. It was pretty amazing, for such a young bird who had just had his eyes opened up. He saw the beauty of his homeland....
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posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: Here is the fourth installment of my POM Skits. The first set showcased funny everyday scenarios, the secondo set showcased Skilene antics, and the third installment showcased the show’s villains. In this latest set, I represent Julien in a set of ten little antics. I also apologize for the long wait, what with my social life and other works getting in my way. Without further ado, I hope te enjoy these skits as much as I enjoyed Scrivere them. Any titolo with a Roman numeral in brackets successivo to it has a skit note associated with it at the end.

31) Dairy King

    After...
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posted by FaerlixdaMeong
Do te know if Skilene (SkipperXMarlene) pairing is based on 70's true story Amore story...

The story begin with WWI veteran, Jack (or Jabe o who...) with a kind hearted Girl named Maria (I rather forgot both name but... I think that's all i got).
Maria never know if Jack is WWI Veteran and she's also naive and got a brown hair (seems legit, right?) and Jack is Naval commander (Skipper) with a hyper-paranoia (hhmm...). Jack is really sick with Maria's naive and he often faced her as Bulgaria spy. But Maria kept don't care but sometime comment.

Their early relationship was nearly far from 'Friend'...
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posted by penguinlover723
Part III: The Greeting
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(All the penguins are outside with ?)
?: I can't believe it... I can't believe I'm talking to PENGUINS!!!
Skipper: Will..you..uhh..excuse us for a moment...
(Skipper grabs entire team into HQ while ? looks supiciously...)
Skipper: Kowalski.
Kowalski: What?
Skipper: Thanks to your 'ingenious' invention, now we have to deal with a human problem!
Private: That's right... He can't learn about our secret missions... o even that we're undercover!
Kowalski: Well, he's not just gonna survive out there on his own! Here, we won't tell him that we're undercover but he can stay here...
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(I am going to put chapters 6 and 5 together because they're so short)

 Kowalski's view

"The Bronx zoo is, that way!" Johnson finally said, after looking at the map for a few seconds. 
Hey, that was my cue!
Then an idea suddenly popped into my mind. My big, beautiful mind.
One of my dreams was to become leader. It had always been. And now I was human, and Skipper was a penguin. It wouldn't be hard to overwhelm him, would it?
To be leader, te have to complete P. E. L. T. If I could do that and overwhelm Skipper, I would be the rightful leader.
Now to put my plan to action.
"Wait, no!" I exclaimed...
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An alarm sounded to evacuate the infirmary. Everyone was completely caught off guard. The nurses acted on impulse, running out of the infirmary in a panic. Hans snatched the Taser from the guard and took him out, at which time, Rico broke from restraints and Skipper unlocked the handcuffs as he was instructed to do. Rico had taken out a few più guards and Eve went into Skipper’s room. “All clear! Let’s go!” Skipper, Eve, Rico, and Kowalski met outside the room. The four of them began walking toward the stairwell, Hans came down after them.

“Wait! Wait for me!”

Eve turned on him....
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posted by Rico519
This is my secondo FanFiction my last one i deleted cause of an complained so that made me down so i just delelted it but if te dont like this one please no bad comments.

The moon was sinking down in the sky and sun was rising. It's bright light showed the earths morning dew. All the creatures were waking up...well almost all.

"Zz." Julian snorted and rolled off his throne. "What the!?"

Julian pushed himself up and looked around the zoo. The he sat on the deck and sighed. He laid on the deck for awhile. "Why now does the thought comes to me..being a king is so boring?"

Marice came to his side....
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“There it is. Right up that road. Are te sure this is gonna work?” Amanda asked.

    “Absolutely. Hans is gonna wish he’d never done this to you. He’ll be eating right out of your hand.” Skipper answered. Amanda smiled and put her ear com in.

10 minuti Later

    Amanda walked up to the door of the small mansion, and knocked. A man answered with, “Amanda? Is Hans expecting you?” Amanda looked at him with craze and hatred in her eyes. “He’d better be. Let me in.”

    “Hold on, let me get permission to-”

    Amanda...
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I felt like seeing if anyone wanted a FanFiction, so:
Rules and Options:
-It must be maximum 50 Chapters
-You can ask for a sequel, but mention the precedente story's titolo so I get it right
-You can ask for ANY type of story (i.e.: Romance, Gore, Drama etc.) and also mixes between two (So o example a Romantic Drama story)
-I do ANY type of limone (Yaoi, yuri, straight etc.) with as many characters as te like. They can be included in stories o as one-shots, and can be very graphic o only hinted at.
-It can be canon characters o OCs o both, but if in the case of OCs give a brief descrizione both...
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posted by annieptc
The leopard foca, guarnizione roared angrily, and knock all the penguins off their feet with its strong tail. The foca, guarnizione gazed around its prey, and its eyes landed on young Private. It picked up Private with its teeth, and smashed him against the bacheca of ice.

With Private stunned, the foca, guarnizione pinned him to the wall. Private gave Skipper a look, a certain look that was full of all sorts of indescribable emotions. Skipper looked back at him, as the foca, guarnizione opened its deadly jaws, and went in for the kill.

“NOT MY SON, te B****!” Skipper yelled as he jumped on the head of the seal. The foca, guarnizione stopped trying to kill...
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posted by queenpalm
"So, I was going towards the town, when I met a large cat. I asked him if he knew a place that I could stay. He showed me to a small zoo-"
"How do te remember all this stuff?" Private asked.
"Believe me," I said. "If te were away from home for almost a decade straight, te don't have much to remember."
Everyone else, except Ivy, nodded. Private looked down at the floor, embarrassed.
"Just, just continue," Ivy said.
"Well, the cat told me that the "small zoo" was a research center. We went over to the a building in the research center, small zoo, o whatever te want to call it! My wing still hurt,...
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posted by queenpalm
Here is the secondo part to my fan fiction. Enjoy.

I easily jumped over the wall. For some reason I thought my fellow teammates would be there to greet me. I really miss them, Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico. I miss Manfridi the most, after all, he's my brother.
I landed in the hippo habitat, o what was the hippo habitat. I saw no hippos, though. As I left the habitat, I saw the plate that told what the animal was. The old hippo habitat is now the Asian lontra habitat. One change down, many più to go.
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As...
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Marlene was confused, but she new what to do, Hans had falled for her, lets see if the other does the same.

The puffino, pulcinella di mare was in the H.Q., Leggere a newspaper.

"what a disgrace of material!" the puffino, pulcinella di mare said, as he threw the newspaper

"hey, how's it doing?" Marlene said, sounding the most seductor she could.

"welll hello, why such a lovely lontra is in a such vulgary place like this may I ask?" the puffino, pulcinella di mare replied with a grin. Marlene could see that he was completely in Amore with her, it was gonna be a pice of cake.

"soooooo, whats your name lovely puffin?" she asked sitting in the part of the tavolo just...
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posted by skipperfan5431
It's a bright and sunny giorno at the Central Park Zoo. The penguins are on a mission to check out a weird noise coming from the reptile house. "Skippa, what if theres a ghost in the zoo!" Private whimpered from behind Skipper. "Don't worry Private. It's probably just one of the charmeleons moaning because he has an upset stomach." Lilly replied sweetly as she patted Private on the back. She had to keep him focused on the mission at hand. As the penguins approached the reptile house, the noise got louder. "Okay boys. We sposta in fast and we sposta in undetected! GOT IT?" Skipper commanded. His team...
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posted by anna447
when marlene and skipper woke up they felt like there arm/flipper was ganna fall off.but that wasn't the least of there problems for ringtail was playing muisc that could droun out a valcano.marlene and skipper desided to deal with ringtail themselves.they went to ringtail's place and said"TURN OFF THAT MUISC RINGTAIL.some of us are trying to sleep".then(for people heres were the werid things happen)out of marlene's and skipper's paw/flipper came a keyblade.marlene and skipper looked at there keyblades then etach other and said"wow how did..?" then they know what happend last night.kawalski came and said"hey guy how are.."kawalski saw the keyblades then he looked at the new keybladers(skipper and marlene)and said"oh my gosh te two have keyblades." then he fanted.skipper:well this is odd.marlene:your telling me.ringtail:wo wo wo yous 2 have keybaldes and the roril me does not give me those.ringtail grabed the 2 keyblades but they soon came back to there owners.

END OF PART 2