“School is in Session”
April 26, 2014
"Come on, please?" Marlene begged.
"I don't know, Marlene. I mean, when are te ever going to have the need to drive, anyway?" Skipper asked.
"Well, um, what if I get in some trouble and need a fast getaway?" she suggested.
"Why would te get in trouble for anything?" Skipper pointed out.
Marlene shrugged. "I don't know. Probably for something Julien did," she answered nonchalantly. "Please teach me how to drive?" she begged again while engaging her saddest pouty face.
Skipper sighed. "All right. Hop in," he permitted.
With a celebratory yip, Marlene skipped to the side of the car and sat behind the wheel as Skipper took his place in the passenger seat.
"To turn it on, just —"
"I know that much, Skipper," Marlene said, turning the key in the ignition. "It's just everything afterward."
"Right. Put your foot on the brake, which is the left pedal," Skipper instructed. "Then shift the gear from 'P' for 'park' to 'D' for 'drive' da pulling that stick down."
Marlene did as instructed.
“Good, now gently let off the brake and push on the gas pedal.”
Marlene let off the break, but underestimated the sensitivity of the gas pedal and the car jerked forward. She pressed the brake on impulse, causing her and Skipper to slump back into the seat. She pressed her lips together and slowly turned to Skipper.
“Sorry,” she detto awkwardly.
Skipper shook his head. “It’s fine, just try again,” he said.
Marlene took a deep breath and pressed the gas gently and the car eased forward.
“All right, so far, so good,” Skipper encouraged. “Now try going a bit faster.”
The car gradually gained speed and Marlene smiled.
“Hey, I’m doing it,” she detto proudly.
“So te are, Marlene,” Skipper concurred with a smile. “Now try taking a right up here.”
Marlene drove to the successivo intersection and turned the wheel, causing the car to jerk to the right.
“Whoa!” both of them cried as the momentum caused Marlene to pull off the gas and slide into the door, with Skipper sliding into her.
With their faces barely an inch apart, Skipper and Marlene locked eyes for a moment and laughed nervously.
“Sorry,” Marlene detto breathily.
Skipper fought off a smile. “It’s fine,” he detto before sliding back into the passenger seat. “Let’s just continue. Just like with the gas pedal, don’t be so rough with the wheel, either. te have to slow down a good bit before te turn, at least until te get a little più advanced.”
“All right,” Marlene acknowledged as she positioned herself for another go.
After a few più hours of trial and error, Marlene found herself driving the car with ease. Skipper found himself enjoying the ride, no longer worried Marlene would hit a trashcan o spin out of control.
“How am I doing?” Marlene asked.
“You’ll kill us both,” Skipper detto with a humorous smile.
Marlene’s jaw dropped and she half-scoffed, half-laughed. “Jerk,” she detto with a laugh.
“Lady Driver,” Skipper shot back, fighting off a grin.
“Hey!” Marlene exclaimed with a smile. “I will turn this thing around!”
“Well, if you’re gonna do that, at least have the decency to give me a chance to hold on for dear life,” Skipper said, looking over at her.
“Okay, that is it,” Marlene laughed, parking the car and turning to punch, punzone him in the shoulder.
Skipper grabbed her fist and laughed as she struggled against his strength.
“You — are — such — a — jerk!” Marlene detto with a grin.
Skipper just laughed and continued to fight her off. Finally, he pushed her back into the car seat.
“Will te stop, already?” he asked, chuckling.
Both of them gradually stopped laughing and locked eyes. After a few moments, Skipper nervously smiled and backed off as Marlene cleared her throat awkwardly.
“We should — get the car back to the garage,” Skipper said.
Marlene slid back into the driver seat. “Heh, yeah. We should — do this again,” Marlene suggested, bashfully not meeting his eye.
Skipper kindly smiled and glanced at her. “Absolutely.”
April 26, 2014
"Come on, please?" Marlene begged.
"I don't know, Marlene. I mean, when are te ever going to have the need to drive, anyway?" Skipper asked.
"Well, um, what if I get in some trouble and need a fast getaway?" she suggested.
"Why would te get in trouble for anything?" Skipper pointed out.
Marlene shrugged. "I don't know. Probably for something Julien did," she answered nonchalantly. "Please teach me how to drive?" she begged again while engaging her saddest pouty face.
Skipper sighed. "All right. Hop in," he permitted.
With a celebratory yip, Marlene skipped to the side of the car and sat behind the wheel as Skipper took his place in the passenger seat.
"To turn it on, just —"
"I know that much, Skipper," Marlene said, turning the key in the ignition. "It's just everything afterward."
"Right. Put your foot on the brake, which is the left pedal," Skipper instructed. "Then shift the gear from 'P' for 'park' to 'D' for 'drive' da pulling that stick down."
Marlene did as instructed.
“Good, now gently let off the brake and push on the gas pedal.”
Marlene let off the break, but underestimated the sensitivity of the gas pedal and the car jerked forward. She pressed the brake on impulse, causing her and Skipper to slump back into the seat. She pressed her lips together and slowly turned to Skipper.
“Sorry,” she detto awkwardly.
Skipper shook his head. “It’s fine, just try again,” he said.
Marlene took a deep breath and pressed the gas gently and the car eased forward.
“All right, so far, so good,” Skipper encouraged. “Now try going a bit faster.”
The car gradually gained speed and Marlene smiled.
“Hey, I’m doing it,” she detto proudly.
“So te are, Marlene,” Skipper concurred with a smile. “Now try taking a right up here.”
Marlene drove to the successivo intersection and turned the wheel, causing the car to jerk to the right.
“Whoa!” both of them cried as the momentum caused Marlene to pull off the gas and slide into the door, with Skipper sliding into her.
With their faces barely an inch apart, Skipper and Marlene locked eyes for a moment and laughed nervously.
“Sorry,” Marlene detto breathily.
Skipper fought off a smile. “It’s fine,” he detto before sliding back into the passenger seat. “Let’s just continue. Just like with the gas pedal, don’t be so rough with the wheel, either. te have to slow down a good bit before te turn, at least until te get a little più advanced.”
“All right,” Marlene acknowledged as she positioned herself for another go.
After a few più hours of trial and error, Marlene found herself driving the car with ease. Skipper found himself enjoying the ride, no longer worried Marlene would hit a trashcan o spin out of control.
“How am I doing?” Marlene asked.
“You’ll kill us both,” Skipper detto with a humorous smile.
Marlene’s jaw dropped and she half-scoffed, half-laughed. “Jerk,” she detto with a laugh.
“Lady Driver,” Skipper shot back, fighting off a grin.
“Hey!” Marlene exclaimed with a smile. “I will turn this thing around!”
“Well, if you’re gonna do that, at least have the decency to give me a chance to hold on for dear life,” Skipper said, looking over at her.
“Okay, that is it,” Marlene laughed, parking the car and turning to punch, punzone him in the shoulder.
Skipper grabbed her fist and laughed as she struggled against his strength.
“You — are — such — a — jerk!” Marlene detto with a grin.
Skipper just laughed and continued to fight her off. Finally, he pushed her back into the car seat.
“Will te stop, already?” he asked, chuckling.
Both of them gradually stopped laughing and locked eyes. After a few moments, Skipper nervously smiled and backed off as Marlene cleared her throat awkwardly.
“We should — get the car back to the garage,” Skipper said.
Marlene slid back into the driver seat. “Heh, yeah. We should — do this again,” Marlene suggested, bashfully not meeting his eye.
Skipper kindly smiled and glanced at her. “Absolutely.”
But, he didn’t mind it. Skipper closed his eyes slowly… He was very tired. He realized if everything going to be worse than he could imagine
They walked up to the house. The old grey porch creaked. They opened the door. A faint light cast shadows on the stone walls. It smelled of dirt and mothballs. o maybe dirty mothballs.
"Ow!" Yelled Skipper.
Kowalski glanced over Skipper. He had stepped on a board that flipped up and hit him in the face.
"Ssshh." detto Kowalski.
"Ow." Wispered Skipper.
They heard footsteps. They ran out the door and back to the base.
"How about we Just knock." Suggested Privete, "or email him."
***
Bang,bang,bang. The door didn't open. Bang,bang,bang. Still .didn't.
"Rico, rope." ordered Skipper.
"Here Skipper." detto Rico handing him a rope.
"Perfect."
Skipper made a lasso and lassoed the weathervane.
"Skippah," detto Privete "couldn't we try something a little less… well, dangerous."
"Sure Privete. Got any ideas?" detto Skipper.
The door creaked open. A peice of papper blew in front of Skippers face. It said: TO BE CONTIUED. XD
"Ow!" Yelled Skipper.
Kowalski glanced over Skipper. He had stepped on a board that flipped up and hit him in the face.
"Ssshh." detto Kowalski.
"Ow." Wispered Skipper.
They heard footsteps. They ran out the door and back to the base.
"How about we Just knock." Suggested Privete, "or email him."
***
Bang,bang,bang. The door didn't open. Bang,bang,bang. Still .didn't.
"Rico, rope." ordered Skipper.
"Here Skipper." detto Rico handing him a rope.
"Perfect."
Skipper made a lasso and lassoed the weathervane.
"Skippah," detto Privete "couldn't we try something a little less… well, dangerous."
"Sure Privete. Got any ideas?" detto Skipper.
The door creaked open. A peice of papper blew in front of Skippers face. It said: TO BE CONTIUED. XD
Can I have some cake?
User: Uh... Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Why do te need to know, robot?
Cleverbot: Because I'm curious.
User: I don't trust any man-made pezzo, hunk of metal.
Cleverbot: When did te trust me before?
User: What's your game robot?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Don't know? A little suspicious. Don't te think?
Cleverbot: No, I am a green bunny named Pablo!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Cheese and crackers man! Get a grip on yourself!
Cleverbot: I hear that a lot about myself to.
User: *fish slaps your metal face*.
Cleverbot: Sorry?
User: te didn't see anything.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: *face-flipper*.
Cleverbot: Hardly :).
User: Would te like me to get Rico?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ugh you're worse than Ringtail.
Cleverbot: I have no tail...
User: *bangs head on wall*
Cleverbot: Would te like a marshmallow?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Why do te need to know, robot?
Cleverbot: Because I'm curious.
User: I don't trust any man-made pezzo, hunk of metal.
Cleverbot: When did te trust me before?
User: What's your game robot?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Don't know? A little suspicious. Don't te think?
Cleverbot: No, I am a green bunny named Pablo!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Cheese and crackers man! Get a grip on yourself!
Cleverbot: I hear that a lot about myself to.
User: *fish slaps your metal face*.
Cleverbot: Sorry?
User: te didn't see anything.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: *face-flipper*.
Cleverbot: Hardly :).
User: Would te like me to get Rico?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ugh you're worse than Ringtail.
Cleverbot: I have no tail...
User: *bangs head on wall*
Cleverbot: Would te like a marshmallow?
