Skipper: Well, boys, Private’s out having tè with the chimps. Let’s say have a little fun. Rico! I’m gonna need some explosives! (No answer, Rico’s not there) Kowalski, where’s Rico?
Kowalski: I don’t know! He was here a secondo ago!
Rico (off screen): Imiheeah!
Skipper: What are te doing in here?
Rico: Mumbahaho!
Kowalski: What is that you’re holding? (Gasp) Marijuana? Where on earth did te find it?
Rico: (points in general direction)
Skipper: Rico, te know we agreed not to use drugs!
Kowalski: Yes, give us one good reason for its use.
Rico: Floombago.
Skipper: Hmmm, that does make sense.
(Scene change. All penguins have pot!)
Skipper: Hey, ciao guys! We’re penguins! We walk funny! HA!
Kowalski: I’VE WASTED MY LIFE WITH SCIENCE! Ha, science is a funny word Sci-ence. LOL!
Rico: Miflobahi! (Flops backwards)
Skipper: And to think we looked to combat for a kick when we have weed just a country away!
Kowalski: I’M GAY, ALL RIGHT? STOP TORMENTING ME! (Curls up in ball) Please, please stop!
Rico: Uhhhhhhhhh….. (Knock at hole)
Private: Hello! Anybody in there?
Skipper: Uh oh! It’s Private! We can’t let him know we’re using pot!
Kowalski: Yes, young penguins are so impressionable. We can’t let him think he can use marijuana!
Skipper: Right, Rico! (Rico stuffs pot under TNT)
Private (enters): What’s going on here?
Skipper: Oh nothing really.
Kowalski: Yes, we were just about to….er…. (Clutches head) lie down for a little bit….
Rico: Uh huh!
Skipper: Come on boys! (They leave)
Private (Looking around): Hey, where did my pot go?
Sorry if anyone found this offensive. I'm just bored out of my MIND!
Kowalski: I don’t know! He was here a secondo ago!
Rico (off screen): Imiheeah!
Skipper: What are te doing in here?
Rico: Mumbahaho!
Kowalski: What is that you’re holding? (Gasp) Marijuana? Where on earth did te find it?
Rico: (points in general direction)
Skipper: Rico, te know we agreed not to use drugs!
Kowalski: Yes, give us one good reason for its use.
Rico: Floombago.
Skipper: Hmmm, that does make sense.
(Scene change. All penguins have pot!)
Skipper: Hey, ciao guys! We’re penguins! We walk funny! HA!
Kowalski: I’VE WASTED MY LIFE WITH SCIENCE! Ha, science is a funny word Sci-ence. LOL!
Rico: Miflobahi! (Flops backwards)
Skipper: And to think we looked to combat for a kick when we have weed just a country away!
Kowalski: I’M GAY, ALL RIGHT? STOP TORMENTING ME! (Curls up in ball) Please, please stop!
Rico: Uhhhhhhhhh….. (Knock at hole)
Private: Hello! Anybody in there?
Skipper: Uh oh! It’s Private! We can’t let him know we’re using pot!
Kowalski: Yes, young penguins are so impressionable. We can’t let him think he can use marijuana!
Skipper: Right, Rico! (Rico stuffs pot under TNT)
Private (enters): What’s going on here?
Skipper: Oh nothing really.
Kowalski: Yes, we were just about to….er…. (Clutches head) lie down for a little bit….
Rico: Uh huh!
Skipper: Come on boys! (They leave)
Private (Looking around): Hey, where did my pot go?
Sorry if anyone found this offensive. I'm just bored out of my MIND!
It was a warm morning in the New York zoo.
three out of four penguins were asleep, Kowalski, Rico, and Private.
The leader of the group Skipper, planned on not wakeing them up yet.
And was too busy trying to fix the coffee maker.
And da all notes, the boys knew Skipper was not a morning person without coffee.
"SWEET MOTHER MCARTHER! WHY WON'T te WORK?" Skipper yelled.
"HUH?" Kowalski banged his head on the superiore, in alto bunk.
"CUPIT??" Private detto and woke up and noticed he was baciare his pillow.
"zzzz" Rico snored.
"Oh hello boys, why are te guys up this early?" Skipper asked with a secret smile.
"Hrmm. I'm sure te know.." Kowalski mumbled.
"Well, since te soldiers are up, how about helping me fix the coffee maker?"
Private pretended to sleep again.
Kowalski had no chance to pretend to sleep again, and he dreaded to help Skipper with the coffee maker.
the last time he had to help him.. he almost Lost a flipper...
three out of four penguins were asleep, Kowalski, Rico, and Private.
The leader of the group Skipper, planned on not wakeing them up yet.
And was too busy trying to fix the coffee maker.
And da all notes, the boys knew Skipper was not a morning person without coffee.
"SWEET MOTHER MCARTHER! WHY WON'T te WORK?" Skipper yelled.
"HUH?" Kowalski banged his head on the superiore, in alto bunk.
"CUPIT??" Private detto and woke up and noticed he was baciare his pillow.
"zzzz" Rico snored.
"Oh hello boys, why are te guys up this early?" Skipper asked with a secret smile.
"Hrmm. I'm sure te know.." Kowalski mumbled.
"Well, since te soldiers are up, how about helping me fix the coffee maker?"
Private pretended to sleep again.
Kowalski had no chance to pretend to sleep again, and he dreaded to help Skipper with the coffee maker.
the last time he had to help him.. he almost Lost a flipper...