I Pinguini di Madagascar Article: Paparazzi Parody (includes penguins ;) )

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Paparazzi Parody (includes penguins ;) )

posted by SPKR689

I am the crowd
Im ch-checking out
these pitures of you
about things that te do
there so magical
and your so fantasical
i watch every epi that there is
i know who te are and the dreams that te wish
i bet te know me
i got your plush toy that was free,
cuz te know that *Skipper I,
im your biggest fan i'll follow te until te Amore me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*Skipper theres no other *8th grade girl te know that i'll be, Papa-Paparazzi.
Promise i'll be kind, and i wont stop until that pinguino is mine
*Skipper you'll be famous, chase te down till te Amore me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*music
I was that girl that was staring at you
te looked back at me oh te stared me too
it wasnt a dream
because it just was too extreme (oh yeah!)
then te came around and asked me my name
i couldnt answer, i was going insane
then te smiled at me
i knew that this was ment to be,
cuz te know that *Skipper I,
im your biggest fan i'll follow te until te Amore me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*Skipper theres no other *8th grade girl te know that i'll be, Papa-Paparazzi.
Promise i'll be kind, and i wont stop until that pinguino is mine
*Skipper you'll be famous, chase te down till te Amore me, Papa-Paparazzi.
alright now everybodys angry
that it wasnt them no but it was me
so what i wont hide under my hood
some think your bad, BUT I KNOW YOUR GOOD!
im your biggest fan I followed te until te loved me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*Skipper theres no other *8th grade girl te knew that I'd be, Papa-Paparazzi.
Promised I'd be kind, and i didnt stop until that pinguino was mine
*Skipper your now famous, chased te down untill te loved me, Papa-Paparazzi.

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SPKR689 *this is so u can change it so u sing about urself :) here the instrumental ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW0Zqni5qto&feature=channel

LadyPrivate Yay, that's cool! I sang it with your lyrics.

penguinsfan2 kool!nice parody ^_^

SPKR689 aw thx its my first one. hope u changed it so that it fits who u are :)

kwlski4ever looool nice xDD :))

Penguinangel Oh wow, that's like a whole different SPKR that wrote this. Kinda wierd seeing the crazy Skipper fangirl half again. XD Still pretty cool, though.

SPKR689 O_e im scared... I wrote this?!??! ME?!? <__< no wonder you guys were scared of me. i was a creep! how did you all deal with me?! Skipp fangirl? *shivers* im so beyond that, that I got rid of my Skipper plush yesturday... this is down right scary

Penguinangel Hey, you never scared me! I liked crazy Skipper fangirl SPKR. XD YOU GOT RID OF A SKIPPER PLUSH?! You should have given it to meee!!! D:

SPKR689 well, I highly doubt that I will ever be that crazy fangirl ever again. sorry. :( ... I didn't throw it out! I actually plan to keep it for my child when I'm older :)

Penguinangel Oh boo. XD Aw, that's kinda sweet. I guess I can live without a Skipper plush if it's for the children.

SPKR689 SORRY! yeah hey, I want my kids to know about the good shows, not the bad ones. the classics of my time... by then it will be accient to them lol

ABORT! ABORT!

added by skipperfan5431

Source: ME!!!!

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i`m watching te !!

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PoM Humanized+Female Version

added by mexicanpenguin

Source: mexicanpenguin

tortured...chapter 1

posted by spmana123

note:this is my first story, so it might not be the best, but its pretty good:) enjoy!

i watched in horror as blowholes minion begun to beat rico savagly with a bat over and over again, hearing him scream in agony, begging him to stop, blood gushing out of his mouth from the beating, while blowhole was laughing the whole time.

skipper:blowhole, stop! your gonna kill him!

blowhole: i,ll never stop, and he,ll suffer until he begs me to kill him!

after 5 minuti of bieng beaten, dr blowhole told his minon to cease and stop. when we saw rico, we were traumitized to see all of those bruises and blood...

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What Does The Julien Say da Marlene

posted by MorG14

Marlene: I know how to teach Eva her bird sounds Skipper in a song but there's one I don't know Skipper: Start Canto Marlene: (sings) Skipper Freaks People Out Rico goes jerk and the Private goes will te go out on a data with me Eva is dumb and Kowalski stresses out shyly Alice goes my great great grandparents Classified runs away from Dave the Octopus but theres one sound that no one knows what does the Julien say

heartless means old no good jerk, heartless means old no good jerk, heartless means old no good jerk

what does the Julien say

I was a king before, I was a king before, I was a king before

what does the Julien say

nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag, nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag, nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag

what does the Julien say

annoy annoy annoy annoy, annoy annoy annoy annoy, annoy annoy annoy annoy

what does the Julien say and that's the sound that no one knows

Julien: (yells) I DO Not sound like that.

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Blame the Lemurs.

added by Myopie

Source: Pizap (Meme)

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Happy 4th of July!

added by Niss_Deniclyn

Source: The Penguins Of Madagascar

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Julien Being ... Julien

added by 27Kowalski

Source: Internet

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Kowalski

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Kowalski

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I Amore This Penguins!!!

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Corpse party/penguins: book of shadows...chapter 8...blood drive..part 1

posted by spmana123

NOTE!!!!: this chapter immediately takes place after the events of the story corpse party/penguins...enjoy :)

It was a typical sunny day....and skipper was trying to enjoy himself.....private tried cheering him up....

Private:c'mon skipper.....cheer up... It's been four months now...I know it's tough...but we've got to sposta on....

Skipper then turned around and begun to yell at Private...scaring him..

Skipper:MOVE ON!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO sposta ON!!! AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST FORGET ABOUT KOWLASKI!!! JUST ACT LIKE HE NEVER EXISTED!!!

Private then began to cry and fall to the ground, covering his...

Corpse party/penguins:book of shadows, chapter 2

posted by spmana123

Skipper private and Rico were all set up to go to letto that night, skipper and Rico continued to argue all giorno that day, making private più and più upset. Private laid in his bed, and immediately went to sleep, Rico and skipper still arguing.

Rico: te know what, I can't deal with this anymore!!! I'm going to spend the night at juliens, at least I care about him!!

Skipper: fine! And I do care about him!!!!

Rico then left slamming the pesce bowl at the top.

Skipper then went to his bunk letto and climbed in it, and suddenly.....broke down.

Skipper:"sobs" why....why did this have to happen?!

Skipper...

Corpse party/ penguins: chapter 7

posted by spmana123

Skipper, julien, Marlene, and Rico were all getting frustrated because they felt like they were going in a complete circle, they have no luck finding either private o kowalski, skipper was starting to get worried.

Rico: what if they got injured o worse because if spirits, o that huge guy who attacked me, I mean hell, I barely got away from that guy!

Skipper: enough! I know there both fine, there both strong, and they know not to give up so easily, now calm down , think positive!

Rico then realized that he was overreacting, he knew that they were both fine.

Marlene: but where could they be? I...

Penguins/corpse party:chapter 5

posted by spmana123

Skipper: ugh....what the?....where am I?

Skipper had woken up, wondering where the heck he was.

Skipper: dammit....I must be in the main building...I've got to get back to private!

skipper got up and started to walk back to the 2nd building entrance, but heard a familiar voice that stopped him in his tracks.

???:skipper.... This way...

Skipper:?!.

???:get to julien...please....he's on the verge of snapping....

Skipper: .....that voice sounded like...Maurice's...

Skipper quickly went to where the voice had told him to, and found himself inside the boys bathroom.

Skipper had checked all the stalls to...

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'Dollface' Chapter 1: Fly-boy

posted by Skiparah

............
It was a dark and chilly night. The rain and wind was freezing and forced it's way into a man's soul if he wasn't careful. te would imagine that only a pinguino could stand freezing temperatures. Yeah, Skipper thought so too. After five minuti outside he was shivering visibly and his beak was chattering. He tried to
pretend it was nothing and walk it off, but every time he moved it felt like walking with a layer of ice encasing you. Finally he stopped behind a brick bacheca that stood blocking most of the harsh wind and rain and slumped back against it. Something hard and cold hit...

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Warrior's Of Night ~Chapter 1~ -Axolotl-

posted by winkies77

Hope te enjoy this. :D

It was mid-after noon in Central Park Zoo, and everyone who visited the zoo started to leave for home.
Including the animali as well. The sunset was beautiful, even for the most grumpy animals.

But something was fishy in the penguin's HQ, almost like a sticky fish.

"Kowalski! Whats is that thing?!" Skipper shouted as he ducked and bobbed away from a lucertola like weirdo.

"I believe that's a Axolotl." Kowalski replied, and ran back into his lab, and came out a minuto later. "My scanner-ray should tells us actually what it is."

After Kowalski scanned it he started explaining,...

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Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 7 Tears For Dommed

posted by MadagascarGirl

Skipper and Katherine hid Private behind themselves and stepped back.
"Ok, Blowhole, we give up, but let Private go" Skipper said.
"No!" Private protested.
"Why?" Blowhole asked ignoring Private.
"If te let him go, he'll promise he won't disturb te anymore" Katherine said.
"Ok, run away from here, Private" Blowhole said.
"No, I don't want to leave you" Private detto with tears in eyes.
"We have got a plan, don't worry, I Amore te son" Skipper said.
"We Amore you" detto Katherine and they hugged for the last time.
"Have we got a plan?" Katherine asked when Private went out of lab to Kowalski and Rico....

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Thoughts of The One (humanized version based on daydream from hearing "Gotta Be Somebody")

posted by mostar1219

Kowalski didn't know what was wrong with him. Obviously, Skipper's jokes on what he believes is wrong with him never helped at all.
Every night, Kowalski has the same dream, and he couldn't tell if it was from his "subconscial visiting pill" o not. In the dream, he's in the streets of the concrete jungle face to face with a young woman, who appeared to be a tomboy with wacky hair and glasses, they smile at each other as their faces brighten up in the moonlight and the strada, via lights. He'd feel her hair and rub his hand down her cheek, making her blush, and she'd gently pushed some of his short,...

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The Black Death Chapter 10: Mess in the cucina

posted by legendary7

giorno 27
As Private woke up from letto that morning, the room was dim. Sure the lights were on, but the sky outside the window was darken. Moisture filled the air. Something in the penguins' instincts told them there would be a storm.
He found Skipper standing stiff in front of the window. Terror flooded his eyes. Rico was just as puzzled as Private. There was something bothering Skipper. Uh-oh, here he goes again.
"Skippah, what's wrong?" Private whimpered.
"What?! Uh ... Nothing."
"Is there something we don't know?" Private gulped.
"Listen, the night we came, Ms. Williams tookme into the hall to discuss...