I Pinguini di Madagascar Article: The Storm and the TV

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posted by butterfly_song

It was a stormy day, That ment-no training. And only the captian was upset over this, the others had no problem.

"YES! I won't have to miss any Twilight Zones!" Kowalski said. the others stared blankly "It's, scientific-in a way.." Kowalski folded his flippers.

"B-but, I wanted to watch the tellie! they are going to mostra something on Disney Channel!" Private pouted.

"BOXING!" Rico snatched the remote from Kowalski.

"WHAT? Private, te know they'll mostra it 100 più times! Rico, can't te just go brush your bambole hair o something? Twilight zone is educational!" Kowalski snatched the remote back.

"Twilight zone is a bunch of- mm sorry- But it is not! and it isn't happy either!" Private snatched
the remote back. And then so on and so forth, the fight continued.

"Alright! Alright! none of te are!" Skipper detto butting in between "The only thing we will be doing, is cleaning the mud stains te boys left from your feet!" Skipper snatched the remote and forced it down Rico.

"Then what will we do? expect us to just sleep? I already finished all my projects I was working on. and the Twilight Zone will give me a scientific break through!" Kowalski said, then grabbing a mop.

"And, I finished all my sewin- welll i did everything... er, men do."

"Sewings not manly.." Kowalski murmerd.

"Neither is Scrivere in your notebook all your secrets." Private retorted.

Kowalski blushed a bit.

"If te boys keep this up, there will be no più TV." Skipper hollered.

~a bit later~

più chores were done. più fighting in hush tones continued.

Until finally...

"I CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER SECOND!" Private wept "there is NOTHING to do!"

"BOXING!" Rico knocked Kowalski.

"Er, or.. We could all agree on a TV mostra to watch." Kowalski detto lifting himself off the ground.

"B-but, te heard Skippa, he detto no TV the last ora ago." Private pouted.

"Sneak it!" Rico puked the remote out.

"True, we could do that. But we're all in the same area.."

"Boys, I'm going outside.." Skipper detto and headed towards the ladder.

"But It's storming outside!" Private said, getting worried for Skipper.

Then Kowalski guessed where he was going-Marlene's habitat.

"Like, I said, no Tv." Skipper then went out the hole.

"Well it's now useless. we can't disobey Skippa's order!"

"Well we can try to make it look like we aren't going to watch TV..." Kowalski pondered.

Rico walked towards the Television.

"Oh alright.. here give me the remote.." Private detto and took it gently from Rico's flipper.

"Er, Why?" Kowalski asked.

"Oh, i know how to use the tellie better then te guys. so... I CLAIM THE TELLIE!" Private ran

"HUH? NO!" Rico jumped on Private and squished him. Rico puked out a wooden spoon.

"I'll take that!" Kowalski took the remote and ran.

Rico then puked a rope,and tide Kowalski.

Private had the remote! he tried running towards the TV. But no use. Skipper came back early.

What he saw was, Kowalski trying to bite through the rope, Rico with another rope-and a spoon?
and Private running-WITH THE REMOTE?
"Sweet mother Mcaurther! whats going on here? te guys were trying to watch the TV, eh?" Skipper crossed his flippers.

"It's...true..." Private looked down in shame "I'm sorry Skippa, We had cabina feva..." Skipper took the remote from Private.

"Yes, it's true." Kowalski said, still trying to get out of the rope.

Rico shrugged and went into the bathroom "Didn't do nothin." Rico said.

"We are sorry Skipper." Kowalski detto "Could te help me out of this rope?"

"Mm, No. It's a lighter punishment then what i had in mind." Skipper pciked up the spoon and looked at it questionly.

"I guess it's no tellie then?" Private shrugged.

"Well sure, since I'm feeling soft on te boys. sure."

Private jumped for joy. Skipper handed him the remote.

with a click of the TV, the first thing on the screen was...

"The satelite dish is not working. for più help please call the number: 800-909-6564"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

THE END!

KowalSkip9, krazy4kowalski and 2 others like this

Sandrei Awesome, Butterfly_song! You have no Idea how much did your fanfic cheer me up! And I was in a quite lousy mood, but thanks to you I regained the good frame of mind! Bravo! I loved that part:"Then Kowalski guessed where he was going-Marlene's habitat". And the ending was just golden!

SJ_waddles OMG THIS MAKES ME THINK OF ME AND MY FAMILY!!!

Annacrombie funni funni funni!

krazy4kowalski Poor Kowalski, no TV!

kowalskielol ｌｏｌ

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Your pinguino Personality

posted by queenpalm

I'm Scrivere this so te can find out wich pinguino te are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!

What is your preferito way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes te sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your preferito subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....

POM Group Therapy (spoof of collegehumor's "Cereal Mascots Therapy Session")

posted by mostar1219

Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a arachide, arachidi burro winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....

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The lucky coin. prologue

posted by andresandru

100 years ago....

"get him!" a corvo showted, as manny badgers and animali ran against Mr. Linert and his puffino, pulcinella di mare friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...

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The Private Who Cried lupo Chapter 3

posted by legendary7

Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do te think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell te that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if te go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If te don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...

Against Kowalski (a fanfiction- chapter 1)

posted by burdockburr

The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, o something like that, but I've changed it's titolo becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone da sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would cerca for clues the successivo morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...

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Jake The lontra (A Skilene Story)

posted by RockOnPoM

Jake The lontra (Credit to Creator of Picture)

Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)

One giorno in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a pinguino documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." detto a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do te need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't te remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......

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Marlene - Teardrops On My chitarra (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

Teardrops On My Guitar...

Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...

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Romeo and Juliet Chapter 2

posted by karenkook

"Romeo and Juliet" will now be called "Romeo and Juliet... and Romeo?" Also, I'm Scrivere 3 separate stories on different spots!!! :O Sorta hard for me to be fast.
   Chapter 2
   Julien turned onto his side to see Private standing there looking down at him. "Oh, hello Private." Julien mumbled. "What are te doing here?"
   "Well, te seem a bit down in the dumps più than usual." Private replied. Julien responded da laying on his back and sighed. "Still upset about Marlene?" Private, along with a few più animals, noticed that Julien hasn't been himself since the whole 'Skilene' thing. He...

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Romeo and Juliet

posted by karenkook

Chapter 1

Julien was lying on his back in his bounce house. He sighed sorrowfully as the zoo visitors passed da his habitat. Well, only one type of zoo visitors made him sigh, the couples. The two humans looked like they were having fun as they held hands, kissed, and walked around the zoo together looking at all of the animals. They were happy. </I>He</I> was not. Julien would've been dancing alongside his two loyal subjects and closest friends, if it weren't for one person that kept clouding his mind.
"Marlene." the lemure king whispered sadly so only he can hear. How his...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Mountain of the Yetis’ Part 2/3

posted by NYCPenguins

The North Face of Mount Everest

Private: [Shrieks] "A Yeti?"

Could it be true? He couldn't believe his Eyes! Yetis don’t exist! (A Yeti is a kind of ‘Abominable Snowman’ that looks like an Ape. These are Mythological Creatures of the Himalayan Mountains. They have long Red hair, covering their whole bodies, except the face and hands.)
So, the Yeti glares at Private with its Fiery Red Eyes and growls…

Yeti: "Grrr…"
Private: [Creeps out] "What are you?"
Yeti: "More Victims! Mmmm..." [Stretches out arms to catch Private]
Private: [Gasps] "No, stay away from me!"

Private runs away, gasping in horror. The Yeti springs onto...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 4/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

Meanwhile, in Marlene's Habitat...

Marlene: [Creeped out] "Aah!!! Skipper? Julien? Why are te guys recitazione so weird?"
Skipper: "Prepare to meet your end, sister!"
Marlene: "Huh?"
Julien: "How shall we put it? 'Your doom'!"
Private: [From far away] "Not on our watch!"

Private and Rico finally mostra up, to protect Marlene from the Virtual Clones…

Skipper: "You Losers come back for more?"
Private: [Angry] "We’re here to stop te and send te back to your gloomy Virtual World, where te came from!"
Julien: [Laughs evilly] "Funny, that sounded like a threat! The thing is Wannabe Penguins don't actually...

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Invisible Ninja Bowling Pin

posted by EppofangirlXD

It was the penguins’ early morning training. They were all standing before a bunch of ninja bowling pins, tensed and ready.

“Steady…” Skipper said. “And go!”

Then black and white flew everywhere as all four of them fought all ten bowling pins. They knocked them down and battered them up. The pins stood no chance as they attacked.

Finally, all ten were down and they all gathered in the middle, feeling proud and accomplished. But then Skipper frowned. “There’s one! Private! Go get it!”

Private whirled around in a panic, trying to spot the undefeated ninja. But there was nothing....

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Little Sister Chapter 3

posted by Kowalski355

Chapter 3.

Little Sister

Skipper: *runs out of HQ* Where are they…….

Private&Rico fallow Skipper

Private: They detto they’d be walking around the zoo… they could be anywhere!

Skipper: Anywhere close….

Rico: aljsfndldgrdgdfgdfgfdg…..

Skipper: That too…..

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kowalski: Maybe we should get going…

Ally: Maybe so…….

Kowalski: k, lets go,

*Ally and Kowalski walk back to the HQ*

Ally: Uh, Hold on, I gotta do something real quick.

Kowalski: ok. Ill be here.

Ally: *goes into lemure habitat* Mort? te here?

Mort: Ally!!!!!! *hugs Ally*

Ally: Aw. Mort, I need te to tell...

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A Week In Death Chapter 2: Tragedy.

posted by 67Dodge

After waking up from their bunks, the penguins started training, though Skipper began to realize that since the zoo was closed, they weren't going to get fed, because the security guard that was supposed to feed them was sick. So Skipper began to devise a plan. "Alright boys let's stop training and discuss this issue," detto Skipper. "What issue Skippah? Of course, my mistake, we didn't get pesce today," detto Private. "Exactly, and I also looked at the delivery truck schedule for fish, there should be one coming nearby in 12 minuti tops, I want all of us to participate in this mission, comprende?"...

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Hero (verse one)

posted by theWOLFPACK15

This story is inspired da Superchick's song Hero. For fanpop it is a three part, and for FFN it is a one shot.

hope te like.
___________________________________________

Private sits da himself at the lunch table. He hears the other animali laughing and pointing at him.

A monkey comes up to him and looks at him with a smile and his hands behind his back.

Private looks up and smiles back, about to say hello. "Maybe he wants to be my friend" He thought. As he opened his mouth the monkey quickly took out a pie from behind his back and slammed it into the poor penguins face.

"Haha take that tubby!"...

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The Amazing Adventures of Bob the Piñata (Part I)

posted by LifelessPenguin

Hey! Bob here. Bob the Piñata. Lives in the Central Park Zoo at the lemurs' habitat. King Julien really spends quality time with me even though I have no più caramelle in my body, after Kowalski was all crazy about my candy-giving powers.

It was a bright, sunny, and bright giorno in Central Park. Tourists visited. Pigeons pooped on the zoo bell. Janitors working hard to clean it up. Yeah, a pretty normal giorno for me and the other animali in the zoo.

Meeting at the Zoovenir Shop; 8:30 pm sharp, as I read what was written on the whiteboard in every habitat. After a few più hours later, King Julien,...

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Dr Blowhole and his crew counteratack! (skilene content)

posted by andresandru

he appears here!

prepare for the articolo I passed WEEKS writing, requirings: 1:have seen: dr blowhole´s revenge, huffin and puffin, the big squeeze. 2:have read my articoli the bets birthday ever, mr wonderfull, Its she o me!. 3:know about mandy, arlene, and the rats. As the titolo says this has skilene content, and people that dont like this couple please dont read this aerticle, its very, very, verry large, so enjoy and RIP: read in peace!
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Skipper sat as his table, seeing his coffe and how his...

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Death da Sleep!

posted by Katie_Kat200

Lol, I've had this stuck in my head for sooo long! This is just a one shot so maybe this is the blockage that keeps me from Scrivere più stories... anyway. Onward to the story!

Kowalski was laying on the floor of the pinguino HQ, sleeping like a log. He didn't move, and he looked like he wasn't breathing. The fishbowl entrance of the HQ opens and Catherine climbs down the ladder.

"You don't really have to follow the rule ladies first, I mean, I'm younger than all of te guys," Catherine said. Private climbed down next.

"Skipper still wants to make te feel at home, ever since te know... the move,"...

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The cry of rematch.

posted by 67Dodge

My children, will te be free? Will te let the hated Sponge ruin our peaceful fansite? Are we organized o broken up? Look my friends, all is not lost, we will still air, but maybe how long isn't certain, Spongebob has taken every hint of hope from us. Will te all let him stomp out our hope?! o let the club die?! For tonight, we will grieve, for tomorow, we will call out for our rights!!! Remember, don't laugh at this, my brother, is grieved because Spongebob won and his 'heroic penguins' didn't, it makes me feel guilty that I couldn't do anything about it. No more, No mas, Nicht mehr!!!...

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Harry potter meets pom part 4

posted by alex356

At flying lesson
Madam hooch:today te will learn how to fly a broom
Now te will force your scopa to came up to your hand
Me:UP! *my brooms cames up*
Harry:good work Alex
Me:thanks Harry
Madam hooch:now when I say go te will jump off and fly
one two THREE GO!
Me:*flying off*
the penguins: go Alex yeah Alex te can do it goooooo Alex
At pointes
Snape: now- will will are te Alex potter
Me:yes sir
Snape:will don't act like your brother potter
Mayfol:yes please don't o else we have two potters goofing off
At lunch
Me:I kill mayfol if I was te
Harry:would dream of it but then we get in trouble