I Pinguini di Madagascar Article: I will never forget this.. When I loved the humans, and the pen-goo-ins. but now..

I will never forget this.. When I loved the humans, and the pen-goo-ins. but now..

posted by birath

One day, In 1979, soon o later, something happened. This is how I Lost my tail. I performed trick at Coney Island, New York. Way before Dr blowhole performed the Ring of Fire. I had to perform a highly dangerous trick. I had to jump through 3 hoops of fire, In a pool of sharks.
Trainer: Come on, te retarded dolphin.
Me: Yeah right.
Other trainer: This delfino is only 10. He shouldnt be jumping through these hoops at this time, he's young.
Trainer: What do te know about dolphins?
Me: *What do YOU!?*
Other trainer: FINE. I was just thinking that Jack (Me) is too young to perform this dangerous trick. How about riding on him?
Trainer: Only if we do this trick.
Other trainer: FINE!!!
Jack: NO! IM NOT JUMPING THROUGH THREE RINGS OF FIRE!

*Jack jumps through the 3 rings of fire*

Me: Phew. That was quick.
Sherman: Glad te survived, good friend.
Me: Thanks. I hope te survive the ring of fire.
Sherman: Trust me. I'll survive.
Me: I believe that. Okay. I have to let this jerk ride me.
Sherman: Have fun!
Me: Alright?

Trainer: I got to get on him, right?
Other trainer: te know! Hiop on him.
*Trainer hops on jack*
Trainer: Go stupid dolphin!
Me: IM NOT STUPID!
Trainer: GO!
*I refuse to go*
Trainer :You freakin-
*Trainer rips off my tail*
Me: OWWWWWWW!!!!!!! MY TAIL! THE PAIN!

My tail bleeds in the water while I throw the trainer to the wall.

Other trainer: Im gonna call a delfino medic!

*15 minuti later, the delfino medic gets here*

Me: OWCH! IT BURNS!
Sherman: JACK! NO! WHAT HAPPENED?!
Me: THE FREAKIN RETARDED TRAINER RIPPED MY TAIL OFF SINCE I DINT LET HER RIDE ME!
Sherman: Tell me about it. Once, he slapped me with a tv remote.
Me: How come my tail- I mean, how come I feel better now?
Sherman: What about that bandage on your tail's mark (where it used to be)?
Me: WOW! They are going to take care of me!
Sherman: Im gonna be worried about you, bud.
Me: I'm releived. they are taking me to the delfino hospital!
Sherman: Sorry te have to go through all of this pain. Have a good time at the hospital. Bye.
*Jack gets put in the ambulanza and goes away*
Sherman: Bye, best friend.. *cries*

*At the delfino hospital*
Me: Im going to be fine.. Im going to be fine..
Doctor: We will have to replace his tail with a mechanical tail.
Me: ILL HAVE A TAIL AGAIN! YAY!
Other doctor: Okay. Leyts put him to sleep.
Me: WAIT? WHAT ARE YO- Im tired. *mumbles* *falls asleep*

*Doctors put on the mechanical tail*

Me: I had a great sleep. Ahh..... WHERE AM I?!- Oh wait, oh yeah. The Lost of my tail. Wait, am I dreaming, o do I have a tail- but all mechanical? I HAVE A TAIL! YAY!
Doctor: Me seems fine. Take him to the pool with all of the other dolphins.
Me: Wait, where are te taking me?
*Nurse takes me to the pool*
*I arive at the pool*
Nurse: Here te go! *Drops me on the water*
Nurse: Have a pesce for being so good!
Me: YES! A fish! I havent had once since that other trick. I can only eat crabs. Ugh! *shivers*
*Jack eats fish*
*Other dolphins are talking and playing*
Me: This.. Is... A... MIRACLE!
*A delfino named Ryan comes up to jack*
Ryan: Wanna be friends?
Me: Sure!
Ryan: So what happened to you?
Me: Oh, I was doing tricks at coney island, And the stupid trainer ripped my tail off.
Ryan: Uohhhh.. Okay. I got my dorsal fin cut off.
Me: Hmm.. Interesting. I had to jump through 3 rings of fire.
Ryan: THATS DANGEROUS! Im only 10, I couldn't do that.
Me: I'm 10, too!
Ryan: Awesome!

*8 days later, I get released to the ocean*

Sherman: I miss te Jack. Please, come back.
Other dolphin: Ive heard he's escaped to the baia of the ocean.
Sherman: OCEAN? HES NEVER COMING BACK! IVE GOT TO BREAK INTO THE OCEAN!
Other dolphin: I can believe te can. te are VERY strong. Hey, I would like to escape, I'll help. Okay?
Sherman: Okay. Lets do it. 1,2,3, GO!
*Sherman and the other delfino breaks out to the ocean*
People: WOAH!!!

*4 days later, Sherman finds jack laying da the beach, watching the clouds.
Sherman: JACK! I FOUND YOU!
Me: Sherman! I missed you!
Sherman: Is your tail okay?
Me: Yeah! It is replaced with a robotic tail. It works!
Sherman: Cool!
Me: We will have so much fun together!
Sherman: Yep. Lots of fun.

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pinguino Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers te can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But da golly te are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins baciare Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have te been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers te can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But da golly te are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Four - The Prophecy

posted by KowalskiRocks

Me: Four penguins shall be born, each with a unique talent. One leader, one skilled in weaponry, one musical archer of flight, and one with a world of kindness. They represent two things, one bad, one good. Their separation represents the rise of the Dark Times, their reunion represents the fall of the Dark Times. At least I think it's how that goes, it's been fourteen years, I can't remember it exactly.
S: Well, it's better than nothing. How did te remember all that?
Me: Maybe it's because I actually listened rather than act like an idiot unlike someone else I could mention.
S: ...
Me: So our...

CYBERPUNK'D chapter 1

posted by WaffleCrazed

Lame titolo is lame~
2nd November 2120, 11.35 am
It's going to be the 100th anniversary since the countries combined to make one big country, UNITY, with 4 main states; NorthStar, SouthCity, EastCavern and WestSide. 100 since Dictator fused them together and used a raggio, ray gun to slow his aging. On himself. Sixteen years of my life had been under the same roof of that drunk who was my father. Two years, one week, 3 hours and 5 minuti I had been serving Dictator. The one who caused us this pain of living. There was snow almost all anno round. It was his fault.
Manfredi suggested after I escaped that...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 16: The Battle of Ga'Hoole

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 16: The Battle of Ga’Hoole

Not an ora after the battle of emperorland ended, Soren, Digger, Gylfie, Kowalski and Pat arrived at the Great Ga’Hoole tree. “All right, looks like they have been attacking for some time.” Kowalski said. “Okay, Soren and I are going to go into the albero to see if anybody is left here.”

Soren and Pat soon arrived at Soren’s hallow, but nobody was in his hallow, except for Mrs. Plithiver. She was called Mrs. P da Soren and was his family’s nest made snake. “Mrs. P, It’s me Soren.” “Soren! It’s so good to hear you.” She is a blind...

CSI: Penguins (parody of collegehumor sketch "CSI: Scooby Doo")

posted by mostar1219

A police officer is in front of the zoo standing da a dead body. Kowalski and Private walk to the officer.
K: (takes off shades) Alright, what do we have here?
Officer: The victim was punched, pounded, murdered, then slammed into the zoo wall.
K: Good golly. I can imagine someone who'll get pissed.
P: It's hard to tell from the blood and bruises, but it's DEFINITELY Marlene. I'd recognize that white and brown pelliccia anywhere.
K: From the looks of it, a human might've been too big to make an attack like that. And some of our enemies from Hoboken would be unable to do such attacks.
Officer: (coming out...

Survival chapter 1

posted by kivamarie

the story starts with me waking up in the rainforest. yup that's me I'm Kiva a topo, mouse I look like minnie topo, mouse but different. I wear a rosa bow a rosa dress and rosa shoes. and I have brown eyes.

Me: (wakes up) ugh my head (looks around) ciao where am I? one moment i was sleeping and the successivo thing I know I'm in a rainforest, I better get up and get a better look (tries to get up but lays on the ground) ow! why can't I get up (looks at my leg it was broken and it had blood stains on it) oh no oh no my leg i think it might be broken! but how am i suppose to check to see if my leg is broken? there's...

Penguins of the Carribean- Hell's door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces detto it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

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Sahara Desert Screams *Chapter 5- Starlite's favourite hobby*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper felt a pounding in his head, he felt the heat attracting every bit of moisture he still had. He opened his eyes, the daylight stung, he was to sore to bother to keep them open. He felt a jerk, he realised, as he slowly opened one eye, that Starlite was carrying him on her back, she had a scarf around her beak and he had a hat on (his cowboy one). She was dusty, her feathers were messed and she was full of bumps, bruises and scratches, her eyes were red. There were traces that she had been crying. But she kept looking forward, as if she had her eyes fixed on a diamond. Skipper moved...

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Sahara Desert screams/valentine *Chapter 3 - A broken promise*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper was looking over the horizon, the blood-red sun making a mark on his eyelids every time he blinked. He was sitting on a tall palm-tree, overlooking the small oasis and the never-ending dessert. He heard a shuffle at the bottom of him, Starlite pop ed up. She sat successivo to him, looking at the view of the dry dessert beyond the oasis island. After a while she detto lazily "This is the first time i have watched the sunset in about 6 years...Its the little things that te miss." She said, barley moving her beak. Skipper looked at her in mystery, she really astounded him."i think your right,...

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Pengulla Part 1

posted by thecrazygeinus

It was morning at the Central Park Zoo. The penguins had just finished thier morning exercises.
“Men, today we have a visitor.” Skipper stated firmly.
“A visitor?” Private asked curious and confused.
“Yes an old friend of mine. She’s coming to retrieve our operation’s segnala and take it to the Association.” Skipper explained. “Rico” Rico vomited up the segnala and handed to Skipper.
“But who exactly is this visitor?” Kowalski asked.
“A solo operative da the name of E.” Skipper answered “You might remember her from the Association.” Skipper reasoned “She’ll be...

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 1: Welcome Lexii...

posted by Lexii23

20 years ago. Austin Zoo, Texas. 7:23pm.
3 anno old Lexii plays pirate with a stick and a rock she drew a face on. Red One creeps up behind her. She turns around.
Lexii: Hi! Do te want to play? te can be the bad pirate and i will be the good pirate and throw te in jail! It will be fun! *smiles sweetly*
Red One: actually, im here to take te on a little trip to a place called New York. That will be even più fun than playing with rocks. *smiles and holds out hand*
Lexii: Oooo!! That sounds way più funner!! Lets go!! *takes his hand and starts skipping along side him*
Red One: we can go as soon...

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gansta's paradise chp 2: skipper's gansta life

posted by andresandru

after hearing this, the man got a gun out and pointed it at him

"who in world are you?!" the gangster shouted at the man

"my name is skipper, the secondo best gangster in the whole U.S.A." skipper said

"really? where're your 'omies?" the gangster shouted terrified, he had heard the legend, but he never had thought it was true

"they're relaxing, and please put that gun down, te dont wanna' get hurt, hum?" skipper detto crossing his arms

the pinguino putted his gun down, and skipper sat right successivo to him

"I think I shoud ask for a beer?" skipper detto sarcasticly at the barman

"right off!" he detto running....

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I will steal your lontra chp2: a big weding, a big problem

posted by andresandru

Skipper woke up with the sound of Hans voice

"hey skippa!" he shouted

"wha?" he detto mumbling

"my data with Marlene was perfect! I asked to be her boyfriend and she accepted, I am sooo in Amore with her!!"

"ahahaha, h-how good Hans, how good..."

"skipper, te really like her right?"

"no, NO! I dont like her!"

"hahaha, anyways, te lost, I got the girl skipper, so te Lost the oportunity!"

"what?"

Just when the conversation seemed to continue, Marlene entered though the fishbowl

"hey skipper, hy hans" she detto as she rushed at him, hugged and kissed him, Hans continued hugging her, and turned to skipper,...

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The Goo Changer(Part6) Finale Results

posted by have64

Place:Central Park Zoo
Time:3:07

*Screech, CRASH*

Have:We broke the car, again. How are we gonna tell Skipper?

(Rico barfs missile launcher)

Rico:Eh? Eh?

Have:I wish, no Rico.

Rico: Awww.

Have:We need to put it into the garage, I bet nobody's there anyway.

Rico:Yeah yeah!
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Place:The garage(In the base)
Time:3:23pm

Have:Rico,why do we have to work in the dark?

Rico: Shhhhh!

Have:I-
Rico: SHHHHHHHH!

Kowalski:Have! Have! Where are you?

Have:I got to go.
(Rico holding have back)
Rico: Nuh Uh!

Have:Dude if he finds me in here he's gonna see this jacked car he might...

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Prof. Horribl's Sing Along Story (Act I, Part I)

posted by beastialmoon

Prof. Horrible’s Sing Along story

This is sort of a crossover between the original Dr. Horrible’s sing along blog online musical sensation and Penguins of Madagascar, but I’d like to keep it in the PoM spot just because nobody’s really going to read it if it’s in a crossover section. The events of Dr. Horrible, and the songs, with the PoM characters recitazione out certain parts. (Yes, Rico can talk.)

Acting Roles:
Kowalski..... Dr. Horrible/ Billy
Marlene …... Penny
Skipper....... Capt. Hammer
Julien......Mayor
Rico.......Moist
Baboon Trio…..Bad Horse Choral

I will like to point out that Jackandjill2...

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Pulling a prank on the penguins

posted by Colonelpenguin

Everyone was gone except for two of the penguins.
the others where on a vacation with Kaitlyn's sister Leah which she was very annoying.
So I didn't go but my cell phone ranged a pinguino detto "Do te know I'm a dimwit?"
"I'm a dimwit?"i detto and the pinguino detto "You're sure are!" I hanged up angrily and detto "it could be Skipper,Lily,or Rico."
Private's phone ranged successivo a the pinguino detto "Is you're refrigerator running?" "I don't know," detto private. "If it is you'd better catch it!" The voice said.
Private detto angrily "It could be Kowalski,Rico,or Lily" he complained. But as soon as he detto it Skipper ran in. me and Private gasped like if the winkies were going out of business.
"Don't be alarmed I was here the whole entire time,and sorry if I didn't let one of te go instead," He said."But Private all the penguins te detto were wrong,"

WHO WAS THE PRANK CALLER?

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 7:

posted by jackandjill2

I expect to see some COMMENTS!!!!!!
Enjoy!!!
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Kowalski, on the night of Savio's death, had made a decision to never let Adrian out of the sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza confines of his mind ever again. He'd stuck to it for two weeks now - seeing Marlene the way she was had been cause and motivation enough. He'd done other things with the experiment - watched reaction of the chemicals as he added different substances to them. He'd made little to no progress, but he was determined to stick to his decision.

But now, after two weeks, something different...

KITKA RETURNS!- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

" Ya know what Skipper! I changed my WHOLE life for you!." Kitka confessed tearfully. " I changed my diet, moved into the zoo just to be closer to you.....and for WHAT!? For a guy who dosn't know what Amore is? For a guy who can't realize that the perfect woman has been in front of him all along!? So yeah! I snapped and tried to eat Julien. Is THAT what te wanna hear Skippy!?" Kitka scowled at Skipper in scilence, studying his every move, closely. Lilly was shocked at everything she had just heard because, she had gone through it before. Then SHE began to sob. " Well....... I think were done...

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Clone wars! -Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

Okay people, if your expecting Darth Vader, do NOT read this story. lol.
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It's a nice sunny giorno in the Central Park zoo and Kowalski has just unvailed a new invention. Ofcourse he needed a test subject, and Skipper was the only one willing to do it. What is the invention te might ask? Well, it's a cloning machine, and this is where our story begins.
" Kowalski, is this gonna hurt?" Skipper asked, poking his head through a small window in the Clone-o-matic 2000." Kowalski made a weird face . " Yes,very much so." He detto bluntly. " Wait- WHAT!?"...

Intro: Diary of Three Dolphins ( and possibly a teddy bear)

posted by JediPenguin16

My three Oc's. The children of Dr. blowhole. Are they evil, nuts, insecure, o a normal delfino stuck with a super villian-ous dad?
Let's find out....
btw-the penguins WILL be in this. I can't have a PoM fanfic whit out the penguins...or their kids....:D ps they type out thier diaries on thier waterproof laptops they got from their dad. :)

Dear diary,
I guess I should start with my name. Adndromeda Alexa Blowhole. I hate diaries, but, Mom may one giorno read this and FINALLY belive me when I tell her all the crazy stuff that happens when it's me and my siblings on our weekend with dad!I am the middle...